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Early morning NZ thread. NZ stands for No-go Zone for you Aussies.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Early morning NZ thread. NZ stands for No-go Zone for you Aussies.

why are IDs even back? edition

aka best edition

bka based edition
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why are IDs even back?
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Reporting in for our girl Rosa, asahi, chocolate and RTJ
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dunners in the house
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>>581287079

CONT. Funny pics bre.
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>>581287249
almost forgot:

and fucking accounting
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>>581287292
Same here bro.
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Sup guys, bored as fuck
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>>581287320

also Otara Maggot here from the last 2 threads. I am now out of pictures. May go to bed soon /b/ros.
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>>581287079
Reporting for the last time. Hope exam guy gets over it, and German girl.

>>581287249
I'm dry bro, and out, it's been a blast lads. Catch ya next time.
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>>581287249
Fuck the law, they can eat my dick, that's word to pimp
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>>581287079
almost forgot again:

>actually used Minah for NZ thread OP pic

based as fuck
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>>581287079
Half face reporting in.
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>>581287563
Night bro, hava good one
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>>581287589

alldhay ghee fuk dah piggys cuuhz.
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>>581287079
First for Remuera
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>>581287620
nah that's Sojin. couldn't find Minah in that outfit
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>>581287079
Ausfag here. Just passing through to tell you to stop rootin so many sheep.
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aight im out boys, catch you all up another night.

yo.
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>>581287563
gn
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>>581287563
G.night bro thanks for joining us tonight

>>581287589
i've SEEN CRAZY SHIT MAN CRAZY SHIT
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>tfw youve been in every New Zealand Thread this night. :O
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>>581287795
Night mate.
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>>581287795
>>581287563
Night guys
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>>581287874
>tfw nz threads are the only reason I come to 4chan anymore
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Smoke my pole
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Yes! Follow me! Girl's style we back! You Ready?

>tfw I'll never be ready

>>581287961
I only really come to /b/ for NZ threads nowdays
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>>581287961
True. But you guys are the best here. :)
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Anyone here play red orchestra 2 / rising storm?

Literly the only game i play every night now, shits adictive.
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>>581287874
>>581287961
>>581288117
this is my first time in an NZ thread

pls be nice
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>not sure if should post
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the amount of plastic in her face is disturbing.. I like kpop but i honestly dont understand what ppl see in her
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>>581287961
I lurk in every nz thread for nudes really,

instead i get kpop or whatever this is
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>>581288240
Where are you from?
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>>581288240
RO2/ Rising Storm is a fucking awesome WWII game, love it
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>>581288240
Nice isn't how we play in NZ threads.

And what's with the asian girl?

what does that have to do with NZ?

also
>tfw final chorus of Expectation
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>>581288296
Do it

>tfw I don't mind
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>>581288387
>what's with the asian girl?
>what does that have to do with NZ?

You never been to Auckland m80?
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>>581288483
Grey lynn master race m8
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>>581288382
Its amazing when half the servers chill as fuck and just being awsomevon chat.

Campains are so intence too.
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>>581287778
Once you stop fucking kangaroos and sitting on the queens dick.

>saffabro is here
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>>581288367
are you asking for location or nationality?
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>>581288474
>do you even know whom you're talking with?

Bethlehem cunt did you see the last reply? About what benefits you can get?

>hello, boys.
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>>581288705
N-nightwalker?

Keep in mind i'm still on the Asahi
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>>581288676
Nationality. I wouldn't want to just assume you're a Kiwi and be incorrect.
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>tfw you should be drinking
but then you'll be breaking your every second day rule
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>>581288705
Bethlehem as well. Hello.
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>>581288676
both i think

>tfw Easy Go
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>>581288838
>nightwalker
Ja, Hans.
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>>581288874
i'm South Korean
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>>581288939
sup bruh

>>581288875
You drinking mate?
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>>581288875
i just drank 750ml. that was too much
i dont feel good.
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>>581288957
Oh no wait shit. Location was the one I wanted to know. Brain obviously isn't working too well this early in the morning.
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>>581289092
recovering from a hangover for the past 2 days
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>>581288902
Hello.

Well, anyway, to the job seeking Bethlehem boy.

You won't be on the unemployment benefit you'll be on student hardship (maybe, see which gives you more dosh). But WINZ will over the cost of you getting your restricted.

Also say you haven't really got any good clothes for interviews as you're a student and don't have much spare change for good clothes, they'll give you up to $200 to spend.

Got a phone? Need a new phone? Say you haven't got one, lost it, whatever, and they'll give you the money to get one.
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Fucking stomach ulcer won't stop being a cunt, fuck this I just wanna sleep ;_;
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>>581289129
drink more, it'll help

>>581289159
WEST IS BEST Auckland
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>>581289189
kek that'll be me tomorrow probably

>never say never say never

>>581289197
>Bethlehem

That's a jesus thing right?

>tfw no one replies to your request on /a/
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hello cunts
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>>581289092
>sup bruh
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>>581289314
>/a/

I meant /r/. God damn Asahi

>>581289329
>tfw Golden Slumber + Carry that Weight
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Reporting back in
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>>581289273
What are they doing for it?

Would it be better to go private?

>>581289314
>That's a jesus thing right?
Yip.
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>>581289290
And here I thought we could be friends but then ya said Auckland. Droppin the ball, mate.
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>>581289463
what were you /r/ing?

>>581289484
welcome back
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>>581289290
but i feel really bad. stomach cramps. still more? ill do what you say.
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>>581289491
Shitload of Omeprazole, I should apparently be able to sleep again after I finish the bottle.
>70-something pills left at 1 pill a day
Fuuuck my life
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>>581289602

>>12834741

Keep in mind i mocked up replies for my own amusement
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>>581289463
I would have been such a better manager for them than the gay they had.

>mfw he was a Jew
>mfw I'm a Nazi
>Coming to TVNZ this fall, the latest hysterical odd couple taking the world by storm in "Oi vey my flatmate is a Nazi!"
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>>581289649
So that should help it to shrink?

>make me feel sad when I see your comments
>can't imagine how shit it is
>my tum tum hurt last night but I don't have an ulcer
>pls be ok
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>>581289602
>>581289681

what the fuck? Anyway i'll just explain:

I /r/'d Kana Hanazwa's live performance of Saturday Night Musical. It was on youtube but got taken down. I got bored with my own thread so i made my own fake reply

>tfw i'll never see it in my life again
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>>581289558
your loss~

>>581289604
>stomach cramps
stop
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>>581289882
>>>/r/12834741
found it
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>>581289818
Theoretically it should get burnt off in 2 months, thanks for the empathy though man, feels new. Gonna try smoke a bowl and hope like fuck it kills the nausea, I've been throwing up blood for an hour now
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>>581289695
>I heard the news today oooh boy

i bet
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>>581290034
>tfw forced to make up my own conversation in order to bump the thread

the sooner i can accept im never watching it again the sooner i can get on with my life
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>>581289930
ok. thank you
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>>581288330
Tauranga Jobless reporting back in.
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>>581290040
>I've been throwing up blood for an hour now
How in the world are you not in hospital at the moment?

I cannot fathom that, aye.

>>581290081
News today, though, is not about guys blowing their minds out in a car but whether it's offensive to call females girls...
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why can't the OP see the page number?

>19 unique posters
all me btw
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>>581290338
sup bruh? was good?
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Well im off to sleep, cuz this face needs healing.

Later
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>>581290370
Since no one's here

K SOTY?
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Any of you found a legit fedora trench coat neckbeard in nz yet?
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>>581290359
Small town doctor thinks its nothing serious because I haven't died yet ha, I'm not even certain its an ulcer I just described the pain and he said it probably was.
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>>581290275
RIP

>>581290324
np

>>581290476
gn
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>>581290476
Night pal have sleep
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>>581290338
thank you for finally posting something worth a damn
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>>581289197
That's awesome. I might as well go in and get the ball rolling tomorrow. I won't be able to make my next rent payment otherwise.
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>>581290552
IU - SOGYEOKDONG

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHu39FEFIks
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>>581290616
Mate, you need to go someone else, aye.

Because I'm fucking certain that people are sent to hospital for that, aye. They were going to admit me yesterday an I wasn't coughing up blood...

>>581290338
>>581289197
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Also might as well repost some of my missus. I'd take new shit but she's doing what I wish I could be and sleeping ;_;
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>>581290823
can you tell her i said hi when she wakes up?
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>>581290823
repost that pic with her titties and the milk from after i finished my 2spooky4me bushwalk
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>>581290760
>I won't be able to make my next rent payment otherwise.
You won't be on too long. You're obviously keen for work so they'll have something that you'll be keen to do.

That's me, cya cunts.
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>>581290989
Cheers for your help anon.
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>>581290989
gn bro have a handsome sleep
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>>581290989
gn
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>>581290793
This is the best doctor available in Thames, the only other doctor is Maori based and worse.
>>581290938
Will do
>>581290969
Ayy
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Australian here. I'm posting in your thread and you can't stop me. AND I'm going to go play Path of Exile and not purchase any game points.

WHAT U GUN DO NOW, CHEESE/WOOL-PRODUCT MAKER??!
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fuck, my internets beginning to fuck up
>>581291276
cheers mate
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brb
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>>581291460
all good

>inb4 aya hirano
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good night, /b/ros.
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>>581291687
nighty night mate
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>>581291439
Sweet as
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>>581291863
What's going on over on your side bro?
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>>581291909
Fuck all man, just sitting in bed bored as fuck, wbu?
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>>581292085
Drunk as fuck, one Asahi left, Blasting In Rainbows through my headphones
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>>581292085
Pretty tidy looking asshole
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>>581290552
Girl's Day Fuck Yeah!
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>>581287079
>>581288117
>>581290552

Sojin is the best. I wish I could have her for one day.
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I'm pretty fucked now eh. Goodnight bros I'm gonna break my no fap then go to sleep.

Goodnight bros :^)

>>581292414
mah bro
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>>581292158
Fuck yeah, gonna have bongs in the dark and chill to some dnb.
>>581292179
Cheers man, its pretty tasty
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>>581292456
Minah or Hyeri for me breh
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>>581292574
Night man
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>>581292574
gn
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>NZ stands for No-go Zone for you Aussies

Do you also have a sign on your door that says "no girls allowed"? New Zealanders are so fucking insecure
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>contemplating whether or not to spam kpop pics till we hit 300
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>>581292808
and Aussies can't handle jokes
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>>581292808
Ye
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>>581292613
Does weed help with your stomach at all?
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Reminder that weed is unhealthy for your body.
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>>581292731
Yura is the second one for me. So hot. Minah comes next, good voice.
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>>581292840
DO EET
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Sojin > Yura > Hyeri > Minah
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>>581293008
Yup, its insanely annoying to track down around here for a price that won't cripple me though. My usual routine is wake up at 4 am and have bongs till the weed kills the nausea, then repeat every hour till 7-8 then get up. Also nausea suppressants from doctor make the nausea even worse because they just congeal everything in my stomach till its too thick to vomit. Fuck I hate nz's medical system.
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>>581293126
Reminder without weed I would've become an hero by now
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>>581288387
>what do asians have to do with nz

lmao
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>>581289484
this flag will be waaay to hard for primary children to draw, SORRY BRO ITS A NO
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New Plymouth fag reporting in
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>>581293608
is that sweat?
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tfw 93% humidity
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>>581293704
idk probably
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You know what the rest of the world thinks of new Zealand? Nothing. Because who the fuck cares.
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>>581293760
and thats why you have ebola
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>>581293760
no one?
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What's everyone listening to?
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>>581293740

show her face dude
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>>581293760
Yeah fair enough.

But at least we dont have to worry about isis, or getting shot whenever we go see movies.

Win some you lose some :>)
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>>581293917
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2EQm6WPMHs
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>>581293917
swedish house mafia
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> Maori
> Maury
>'murica
>>
gonna dump from my dump folder

some old kara pics

we goin for 300 now
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>>581293917
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMuo7GFXa0k
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>>581287079

Brit here.

I'll be flying over to Auckland next week, how's it going lads?
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>>581294010
Well played, you cool son of a bitch, well played.
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>>581293305
Fuck dude, thats rough. Research some doctors and head up to auckland to get that shit checked out.
Im probably getting surgery for an upper GI hernia next month and my symptoms are nothing compared to yours.
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Oh excellent, I'm listening to Logistics
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6oanFFXvyF8
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>>581293704
It doesn't seem like she has a good ass.

I'd still bang her anyway.
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>>581293126
How stupid are you? Thc is healthy. Smoking weed is unhealthy, but Thc has many benefits.

> shit for brains confirmed
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>>581294434
TFW social anxiety makes actually visiting a doctor stressful as fuck
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