LATE NIGHT NZ GENERAL
Big up to Paul Henry and John Key
Reporting for Asahi, Chocolate, Animal Collective and fucking Accounting.
>mfw failed paper
German girl Post feet with timestamp saying "sorry about your accounting exam!" you promised...
Pic semi related
> 2 bottles of summit left, then we out.
Me mate, you the guy i replied to in the last thread?
lot of cocks it looks like.
>shock and horror.
would give nudes of missus but im not a fuckin low life n shit.
Not sure what to do with my life now
somegay was asking for you in last nights thread.
i told him you went ER.
i think he has your email
Shits more censored than my JAV's
I understand too bro, dw
i honestly can't remember
wasn't even drinking
>Finally feel like I'm up in this thread.
THANK YOU BASED BILLY T.
you were always up in this thread to me
If these captchas get any harder i'm gonn ahve to bail.
What? I don't even know how I'm meant to fucking answer that
Oh, you know just how to please me.
all good. huhuhuhu
I'll be awake till all my asahi's are gone
>tfw definitely going to be breaking my nofap again tonight
>Don't even know why i tell myself i'm on a nofap anymore
An amount less than s/fur threads that's for sure
What's your longest run nofap?
I couldn't do it, need to fap just to pass the time when not working.
>overused shitty why are IDs even back meme
>retards dealing weed
>spamming pics of asian women
>anyone up to anything in Hamilton/Tauranga/Palmy? (of course not, why do you ask such a dumb question)
>worst nudes ever, ugly hairy women from small towns
>repeat every night
You fucking idiots are what is wrong with this country.
5 weeks. I think i broke it cause no uni so i'm just at home all day being a depressed sack of shit of pissing my step mother off
>going through old kpop folder in external hd
>found 5 GB of high resolution kpops
>headache non existent
today's a good day
Shit didn't realise you're still here. Dump some of that shit bruh
It's like calling an English dude a pom.
The thirst is real
there ya go :D
You've heard it now, baby, and you'll hear it even more.
I'm sure I've talked with a gay South African somewhere else recently. Oh, didn't used to live up in Auckland, did you?
are you friends with any straight guys. I could use a gaybro right about now :(
hey guya can u help a bro out here lookign for jebs in the wellington are a no one wants to hire me because i am john key
It's hilarious how 4chan as a whole has become much more tolerant to furries from something that hated their very existence
>Furries are worse than Hitler
>Flood their threads with F40PH
>Several years pass
>It's suddenly okay if they contain to their own threads on Fridays
>Now it's okay to have constant threads all the time
>/v/ and /tg/ are practically closet furry boards
Kind of hilarious, normalfags definitely moved into /b/
Don't forget the occassional
>Muh stolen land
Based as fuck.
I'll take it back, you're the caring imouto post-tsun
Mt Roskill reporting in
I got noodles but fuck cooking them.
Could only shove some bread past since my top lips swolen x5 too much.
Anyway have my cast since im too much of a faggot to show whats left of my face on the ineterbutts
>I could use a gaybro right about now :(
r u tryin to make me jelly
conservative are still right wing as shit.
Captcha: Hedonistic dsembn
Nope, only ever lived in Tauranga.
There were a fair amount of niggers where I came from, I guess I only ever heard boss and master from them.
Liquid foods brah
nah. Otara m8. no shit.
>mfw I live in otara
Nippon for Sister
Remember in the last thread I said you're like the bitchy imouto?
I got this feel on my way home from buying muh chicken at countdown
>I guess I only ever heard boss and master from them.
>tfw the faggots in these threads aren't the pussy SJW ones.
>I feel home
i only have one pic of something NZ thread related and it's only a screencap of me proving someone that you can still trip on /b/
i know, but i liked the sincerity.
labour fucked up hard. i did a politics paper this year at uni, fucked my belief in the whole system
cause i have no friends and gays are comfy as fuck
nah some precooked shit
here's my one
i know a few blokes from there, durry munchers the lot of them but i rate the lads.
Took what white people worked for and handed to niggers on a tinfoil platter. (Tinfoil, the African equivalent of silver)
And then everyone treats him like fucking Gandhi.
True that, hope ya heal fast, I've had more than my fair share of biking injuries.
>cause i have no friends and gays are comfy as fuck
I bet you do.
Depends what type of gays, though. Some are little SJW bitches.
>And this coming from a fag
Yeah NZ has a lot of fags that are alright but a lot that aren't as well. I've had a few call me homophobic when I've said "I just want a bro, really, but a bro that I kind of get along with a bit more differently than my other mates".
they were sincere. I heard something about their party leader being a real skimmer though.
Dw bru, i'm as gc, its just cheap accommodation out here and the train station is around the corner in papatoetoe for uni. My family all live in howick.
let me guess.
Anyone know some vidya you can play with one hand.
Been putting up with new vegas but this cast's a bitch.
6 days of sitting about till it comes off, unless the next xray shows i actualy munted something.
that one time i got b& in a NZ thread
might aswell contribute. Banned from /a/
Banned from /a/ again
nelson lad here.
but i go to otago for the university.
tfw:fucking up law degree
seems like a decent set up you have though, best of luck with it all and remember, never be seen smokeing holiday.
reasons are explained here.
Only people who act like they are going to get the bash in south auckland get the bash in south auckland.
>Are you looking for a sort of friends with benefits thing?
Ideally I'd like a relationship but I wouldn't mind have friends with benefits.
I'm not into random hookups, aye.
still haven't found old /r9k/ folder
probably dead like the archive
Banned for shitposting in a NZ thread, lulz
and in the midst of that murder, i got banned again
I meant what because you're not germal gal
also don't take it personally mate. Everyone gets their fair share of insults
fuck yeah man.
fallout nv modded to shit (fucking lee enfield gets me gun hard), tough it out and fight in the thorn you pussy,you are not a real man until you have taken 3 dethclaws with a cravan shotgun in front of red lucy
ratshit bro, they are all fucking pous kaffirs anyway.
nah man, its JPS. they sell like wildfire out here. cheap cigs, strong, and cheap packaging (soft pack)
>Only people who act like they are going to get the bash in south auckland get the bash in south auckland.
Or RTS, mouse only games?
>tfw Run the Jewels
anyone going to their show? They're coming to NZ in Jan
Weird, floor sleeping has always made it difficult to work but that could be from the missus lying on me all night or even how thin the mattress was
I never knew how awkward fwb relationships could get until I tried it. That's the problem, you have a major of ending friendships if they don't work out. I had a friend who was completely straight all the time except for these 3 night where he got curious.
Didn't work at all. At the time it was awesome, but now we don't even talk anymore. Sucks because he was the only other guy I've ever met who I could have both sex and intelligent conversation with. If you're reading this dj, let's talk again sometime ay?
Also, I'm no slut, no random hook ups. Just curious friends I guess.
also been b& from spamming an NZ thread i think
oh fuck you. i bought a pack of JP reds once. had one and gave the pack away to mates .
camels, or even better a cigar from time to time is what i go for. though i only smoke very seldomley.
You're not the german girl i called "the bitchy imouto of NZ threads" earlier
j walker double black, yourself?
does anybody remember a sweet as gameboy game about kids who build model robots and get them to fight, it was power quest or something, gonna track that shit down
No. Cause she already posted her feet
i think her ID changed
why are they even back?
fuck that. i refuse to smoke crap for a mere nicotine hit. if i wanted that i would buy a vape. with a camel or a cigar i know i am going to enjoy it, and that is where the buck stops.
>a cigar from time to time is what i go for
Yeah I wouldn't get with any of my friends because I'm not into them but I would get with someone with the intention of being fuck buddies but how do you see if you're compatible first, you know?
The problem with those "I'm not gay guys" is this pussy out all the time. Just massive time wasters. I don't care what you are, aye, but just be straight up with what you want and don't want.
>tfw maybe I'm too straight up.
ROKUSHO AND METABEE VERSIONS AYY
each to his own, I enjoy my crappy nicotine hit and only smoke roths or whatevs when I go out on the weekends.
make it brutal boom and i am sold. without the mod its not worth playing for me
ah yeah. I just went back to my pic. my ID changed. Probably because im on internet data and they went away for some time. if u want i can post another timestamped pic of my feet. :D
You play the rokusho GBA version? I've been part trading between rokusho/metabee versions and now I've got a rokusho with Sumilidon's claw-sword thing, holy fuck its op.
why not vape then.
no cancer, dirt cheap, monstrous nicotine content and you don't smell like shit after
Close but no nostalgia-cigar, it was power quest, tracked that shit down, shit yeah gonna fight some fucking robots
Please do it. Feelin' down because failed paper. Bare feet if you don't mind'
>tfw Rosa Kato doesn't know you exist
Nah man. I haven't played the games since I was a kid. I just have vague memories of the show and the game. I remember Rokusho could use the metaforce and he was basically impossible to beat
I always thought it would be pretty straightforward.
nah g, strt up i gst chew on mah ciggys aye cuz.
I like disgusting ciggies, makes me feel like im smoking a ciggy.
Yeah i just need to find someone to go with
>tfw All Due Respect
They're at the verge of getting memed on /mu/ so i wanna enjoy them as much as possible before in the inevitable
heh. a mate got a bunch of hand rolled cuban legands, bought bulk so when i bought 100$ worth i managed to get them for about 6$ each. good cigars too. goes to show what pretending you are a retailer will get you
>tfw weird lookin' face
At least i'm joocy right bros?
my fucking sides m8.
>tfw you finally find your old r9k folder
>filled with fake snsd nudes
d-do i post them?
what was the paper.
also i share that feel. looks like i will be repeating 1st year law as i missed the margin needed
yes. Make me forget my torubles
I kind of get their problem. Being straight your whole life and suddenly being in a situation where you want that to change is probably a pretty big thing.
Compatibility is an issue. See, if you hardly know them, they probably won't want to have sex with you. But if you know them too much, you two could become friends. Sometimes you get lucky with your friends, like I did.
Knew this Italian guy in highschool. He was a real cunt a lot of the time, but sometimes he was fun. Anyway, we ended up getting together but he was 'straight' so only really occasional hook ups.
If you can find someone who's a dick but you know well enough to ask and you think they might be up for it, try.
That being said, sex with Mr cunty Italian was a bit rough and cold due to lack if intimacy. But if you're slightly masochistic (I am) then it should work out.
What kind of a silly question is that
I dont like my feet so please be nice. :(
Accounting 102. never felt more useless in my life.
whats that, i think my faggott detector just crashed the power grid
Eugh, jealous bro. Haven't had a good cigar since I got back from France, they run out quickly when you bring a box back.
>tfw cold Choc Pops
>tfw can't microwave them cause family asleep
O i am feelin
>want that to change is probably a pretty big thing.
Yeah, I guess that's true, aye. I am pretty straight to the point but not like those perves.
>fuck, I hope not.
>cold due to lack if intimacy
This is what I'm not that keen on, aye. I'd like there to be something there, no matter how insignificant, I'd like something.
also how did you fail it. were you drunk, or did you just not work enough?
Fast kicky one it is, time to one outz this cunt
ratshit for the gay community then. I think gays are all good so that must suck if you can't be all straight up with each other. I only dislike the really feminine gays, they just try too hard ya know? with the lisp n shit. terrible.
Fuck his shit up. Bitch ain't shit against throws and kicks
Damn. The more I think about Medabots, the more bots start coming back and how much I feel like watching it again.
hmm. they are pretty cheap. a legit cuban is only 16$ in quite a few places.
>if you can't be all straight up with each other
The other side of the coin is the creeps that are way too upfront.
I've had this guy message me constantly saying "I want to fuck your pussy" and everytime he'd send me a picture of his hole.
That's just the tip of the iceberg, too.
we're gonna end up making another thread
Waking up next to someone who only loved you 5 hours ago does indeed suck.
Being gay isn't always easy. I don't claim to be oppressed or any of that feminazi shit, but the fact that most of my partners were mostly straight adds another layer of difficulty to the already confusing game of love.
Keep em coming bro!
tfw I live in Timaru where these useless pricks have never seen a real cigar. Though I've never bothered looking online?
dibs on making the next thread
Yeah, my problem is the sluts that fuck everything and anything and, thus, carry everything and those scene boys that talk about everyone.
>tfw just want a bro to come on my night walks with me and call me a faggot
Oh, oi, Wendys was looking a while ago but the guy there seemed alright, aye. Try there.
>tfw you got offered a job not even five mins into your interview but have to turn it down because you're too autistic to do customer service
was it a meanie comment?
Yeah, just for the sake of getting you upset, too.
a bit after 300 usually. Someone enlighten me do threads usually last this one. Cause of muh lifting i usually go sleep after the first thread reaches bump limit
tax is a moster i will admit when ordering international. luckily the places frequent are genrally classy (ie have almost no maories) and so can usually find a good tobacconist who knows his shit. my advice, next time you go out of town look out for a decent shop, tht or just order in, though you will pay out the ass on tax
People sometimes assume that two gay people will fuck just because they're both gay.
Personally I don't mind guys that are a little feminine, but I draw the line at cross dressing, lisps and calling a guy's asshole a pussy or any variant of bagina.
Seriously, if I wanted to fuck a cunt, I'd go fuck David Cuntliffe.
gonna post some pics now.
max got fuckn dropped, cunt put up a fight but hez no match 4 westside cripz
>Someone enlighten me do threads usually last this one
Sometimes, yeah. I hear there was one that even started at 3am a week or two back.
>Cause of muh lifting
Come on, anon, when are we going to see a pic?
Yo german girl i forgot to ask:
What was your message on the second pic, i ain't speak no german
>posting top tier breeding material
So ashamed of being from NZL fucken hell boys, you could atleast try maintain some sort of outward semblance wherein we aren't seen as complete drop-kicks to the international community
let this cancerous thread die
do u evn Headhunters cuz?
>I'd go fuck David Cuntliffe.
150? Mad, I was struggling to keep it running around 50. Pretty keen to spruce up NV with some mods if you have any recommendations?
Minah with an NZ flag
TRY NOT TO WALK CROOKED WHEN THIS ANCHORS DROPPED
BUT I BEEN OUT ON THEM CHOPPY WAVES AND ITS HARD TO SAY WHEN THIS LAND BEGINS AND TAT WATER STOPS
>maintain some sort of outward semblance wherein we aren't seen as complete drop-kicks
fuck up cunt. this is the shithole of the internet. everyone here is a dropkick.
Ensure you jump shit to the inevitable fourth thread.
I like you now
>tfw no Azn girl regular
Probably. I never could enjoy hooking up with complete strangers. I tried twice and it went alright, but I felt like a prostitute being paid in pleasure instead of money.
>Are you the avenues anon?
Just try the fast food places and say that you have cleaning experience (doesn't matter if you don't because they will teach you all the specialist stuff if you have to clean certain things) and that you cook all your meals at home or some bullshit.
Fuck, got a licence? Apply to be an orderly at the hospital, they might be looking, especially for a young guy.
Hard to meet anyone except off sites and shit, aye.
>tfw could have a fuck buddy, just my type of guy, bit of a bro. Intimidated by how hot he is...
>am I 12?
true that bro. you know what else sucks? when polys and maori laugh at shit on those fucking dumb shows like FRESH & MAI TV that just perpetuates the stereotypes. They think it's hilarious but it's really not. Too close to home.
first thing first. have a 4g loader if yo ahve good pc. if your pc lacks grunt stay the fuck away from textures and armour mods.
right, firstly you need nvse, script extender, no bullshitting get it.
next get willlow companion (great mod, very clever, perfect voicing,if a little too cute) next weapon mods expanded and the weapon mod menu, makes everything a lot lot better.
secret bunker player home is a brillant player home to pick, also adds heaps of fetures.
thats a staple set. if you like eay overhauls to make it better just get FOOK, and you are done.
me, from here i add heaps of wepons, armour, quests (bounty hunter mod is boner induceing) things like sharl armour mods for female characers like myself, or high desert tactical gear and masada mods for modern day gear. also do not neglect a merged patch and always use a mod manager.
to really get into it just go to the nexus and look up tof files for each month.
jump ship to the new thread bros
On my first day of college this fucking hot half maori bitch came over to me while i was eating a pie and said "hey you dont really need that do you?" and tried to grab it out of my>>581287230
hands, spilled piping hot fucking pie all over me.
>intimidated by how hot he is
That was exactly me with that one guy I think I loved. It's difficult to talk to someone when they're really attractive.
If you think he might be interested, get him alone with you one day and drink a bit. The hard part is asking if he's up for it, but once you do, it's either over or smooth sailing.
That way if he says yes, you get 1X fuck buddy. If he says no, blame it on the booze.