/b/ What is in the bag? It was left under my apartments porch

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>>581196775
grab it and open it. DO IT

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>>581196775

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>>581196775
bump

>>581198357
>>581198524
>>581198845

My apt is in a shady neighborhood with some drug dealers that stand around that area. I'm not sure I want to touch it.

>>581199413
>Put hood on
>Walk next to bag
>Look around for peepel
>Grab that shit and run

Cmon it could have money inside

WHATS IN THE FUCKING BAG?!?!?

Op pls

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>>581199413
do it fggt grab it who cares

>>581200072

this OP

Don't pass this up

if you're lucky could have a brick of coke in it. Highly unlikely though, most probably chance is that there is nothing valuable. But you could strike gold and get a shit ton of blow or meth

>>581201280
this guys right^

could be a bag of money

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>>581196775
please don't touch my bag, OP

if there's nothing good in it then just put it back, no harm no foul

If the next picture from you OP isn't you opening the fucking bag... i will lose my shit.

>>581196775
Do it faggot theyll never know, besides stop being an attention whore, if you posted its because you gonna do something about it, faggot

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>>581201751
op. this is what he is

Op he doesnt deliver

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>>581196775
Come on fucker

probably a life time supply of dxm

Open it you fucking tard

Yep. OP opened it and it had many mustard gases in it.

>obtain bag stealthily
>open bag and check contents
>take a bit from what's inside
>cum on the rest
>return bag to its original position

It couldn't be that hard, faggot.

Just walk outside in a t-shirt black hoodie in hand look around for anyone if there's nobody chuck the hoodie on where you can't be seen sneak quickly grab the bag and check it leave it if nothing of value

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Oen the fucking bag, faggot.

>>581199413
It's full of puppies OP, you need to save them!

>>581196775
You better be outside right now about to deliver.

Call the bomb squad and let them blow it up.

>>581203276
This

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>>581196775
If nobody is looking then who the actual fuck cares just take a quick peak, measure worth, then act accordingly.

>>581203624
Do this.

And did OP just disappear?

>>581203236

There is a guy outside under the street light kind of looking at my place. There are usually people there but definitely some drug dealing going on. I put my arm through the bar and grabbed the bag. I can't pull it into my porch without being seen. But the bag is pretty heavy, I would say a little over 30lbs.

>>581203276
This.
Suspect packages and all

>>581203965
Just open it and show us what's inside already.
You can open it and take a picture without pulling it in.

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>>581203965
Maybe some illegal weapons of mass destruction or paraphernalia. I say you wait it out and grab it when the coast is clear and make away with some possibly not-so-liquid assets.

>>581203965
OP stop being pussy
>Put beanie and hoodie on
>Be 1 block away
>Start walking towards where the bag is
>Soon as you get within range grab it and run like hell for a few blocks
>????
>Profit

open the bag fag

>>581204483

You don't really understand. I'm really in a shitty neighborhood. This happened earlier this month in my complex.

http://www.ajc.com/news/news/college-park-woman-found-dead-inside-her-apartment/nhyNd/

The fuck is taking so long you god damn slug

>>581204970
I dont see a problem.. nobody will hurt you. Trust me anon

>>581204970
nigga i live next to ferguson just open the damn bag

>>581204970
op just posts back to complain about his inability to man up

>>581204970
open it pussy, if its drug money use it to move to a new neighborhood

>>581204970
You're a weak pussy bitch. Open the bag you nigger

>inb4 op's head found in bag tomorrow

>>581200072
>steal gang's money

Surely nothing could go wrong! You'd be wearing a hood, it's foolproof!

>>581204970
>Deshandra Ragland
I'm not the least bit surprised.

All those who believe op to be a fag, say I
>I

>>581205748
you're a fag

>>581204970
She was probably being a non-delivering faggot like you

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>>581205960

Thanks for telling us where your complex is fggot. Prepare for the shit storm you just brewed upon yeself.

Illegal dragon dildos, smuggled in real cheap. Hell those smugglers took a beating on their ass, that bag was once completely covered in cum lube and stuck inside Sanchez Hernando El Dildor the 5th's ass for 13 straight days

bump for opening the bag.

if you can grab the bag from your porch, you can at least unzip it and take a little peak.

>>581204970
Wait until they leave. If they come up, secretly record them.

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>>581204970
Grab the bag and stop being a useless piece of shit - OR - leave this piss cauldron of a website and become an hero. You want to know what's inside the bag - and if you don't - you are an autistic attention whore, and may god have mercy on your soul.

Call 911. Tell them about the shady guy. Especially if he is armed. Cops will arrest him. He won't tell them about the bag or take it because he won't want to get caught with that stuff. Then after they make the arrest and leave, go take the bag.

If that doesn't work, secondary plan. If you are brave enough/stupid enough/adventurous enough, grab it and run inside. Be extremely fast before the guy has a chance to grab a gun, and run to your apartment unit extremely fast so if he runs after you he doesn't see what unit you run into. If the guy is armed (or maybe even if not) call cops and tell them that some armed and/or shady guy is there, but do NOT admit to taking the bag. Even if the guy tells cops you took it, do NOT admit it, they will believe a 911 caller over a armed druggie.

why would you post the picture if your too much of a pussy to look at the bag you dumb fuck
shouldnt have fallen for this bait

>opens bag
>7 year old girl inside
>Chris Hansen under lamp post

>>581207505
heavens got it

wait what?

>>581207380
This is a great idea.

Is OP still here?

>>581207653
how does heaven?

>>581207380
Also, even if the guy is arrested, still be careful, cause he could be the drop off guy, and the pick up guy is still coming. So just look around and make sure there's no one shady around even if one guy was arrested.

>>581207986
i dont know heaven. heaven may know.

yo HEAVEN! where you at!

>>581207505
this exactly. what the fuck is wrong with you op?

>>581207871
I'm still here I'm just working up the courage. If I get 100 replies I'll man up it and do it.

They might as well be holding hands, singing songs and all
I was almost hoping to see it get crazy, but it's probably best it doesn't....

>>581208329
oh my lord your just a fucking whore... ask for trips or something

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>>581208329
>OP is a huge fag
>still taking the bait knowing OP is a huge fag

>>581208329
what is this fucking facebook? OP is a fag nigger. go riot in ferguson with your own kind

>>581208329
hurry you fucking faggot

>>581208329
yah OOOOOK OP

we all know how this plays out. you get your epic keks, and you make everyone here lose faith in humanity just THAT much more

>>581208329
How bout you go fuck yourself

Bumping for greatness

everyone sage the fuck out of this bitch

>>581208329
OP won't deliver

>>581208581
HEY

SETTLE DOWN HEAVEN

>>581208581
fuck u heaven die in a fire

hump de bump

>>581208329
Fuck off to facebook faggot

>>581208779
Stop replying to yourself, faggot.

‏>>581208329
Just do it faggot. If you do it, I'll teach you how to backwardsquote. Also read >>581208057.

>>581208581
heaven gtfo

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>>581208872
U WOT M9

>>581208949
look whos talking

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85 replies and counting! 15 to go!

>>581208949
guise im cereal STFU

Lurking hard

>>581196775
Get some op! Just grab it and run into your apt real quick. You will forever regret what could have been if you don't do it.

>>581209068
fucking get the fuck out nigge

Bumping because op will for sure deliver

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>>581208949
stop calling yourself a faggot, FAGGOT

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>>581208329

>>581203965
>30 lbs

doubt its drugs. probably weapons of some kind.

or some nerd's textbooks lol

do this shit op

Do it op we are at 100!!!

come on 9 more posts

>>581196775
You seriously are a massive faggot. Legit, kill yourself

100 pls

1 more!!!!

now OP can man up and do it.

100 NOW DO IT FAG COULD BE A LIFE CHANGER

I think it's literal shit

>>581209568
‏>>581209568
>>581209568
‏>>581209568
>>581209568
100th reply! NOW DELIVAR, OP!

Cmon fucker

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OP, stop being a faggot for a few minutes and open the fucking bag
(Pic related - it's OP)

Do it OP. Film everything while u are grabbing the bag, evidence if shit goes down.

>>581209572
Ok I'm going to go grab it.

>>581196775
your fucking balls are in the bag. grab em while you still can beta fag

OPEN THE FUCKING BAG

>>581209897
bout time

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>>581209897

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>>581209897
Excellent

>>581209068
I'm schizophrenic. I'm sorry. I still love myself though. No you don't, go cut yourself fag. Ok :(

>>581209897

The bag is about 30 pounds? My money is on "dead toddler".

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>>581209897

>>581209897
hell yeah took long enough.

>>581210109
my money is on money

>>581209689
I think you're literal shit.

>>581210000
Nice quads

>>581210109
Kek

>>581209530
You are gay

>>581210000

Nice quads

>inb4 op get gunned down when touches the bag

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>>581209897
OP is a dead man

>>581210234
i kek'd so hard i woke up your mum

Do it

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>>581210000
nice quads dude

>>581210086
i'm not schizophrenic though

OP is die

Could be money, could be drugs, could be a body. Either way, you get something that improves your sex life.

>>581210439
seriously heaven fuck off faggot

Is op kill

Fucking hussle OP

>>581210439
Yes i am. Stop lying you pathetic little shit. When will you ask her out on a date?

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>>581209897

>op is kill
>'no'

I can see the headlines now:
"Massive faggot known as OP found gunned down in the street"

>>581199413
OP dont be a pussy, go grab that bag and make a b-line for the nearest bulletproof shelter

>>581210561
what did you just say to me, cunt?

bitch ass nigga aint shit

>>581202418
I'd give my life for that.

Wait nevermind

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>>581209897
might as well hurry up and do it, if this isnt a troll you already took pictures of it and played with it if someones watching they already know

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>>581210868

HYPE

Yep, he's ded

>>581210985
trollololololooololololololololol

OP is officially kill

DID op DIDE?

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>>581209897
Okay so our OP might be dead can someone near his area check the news or something?

op got killed by a drug dealing nigger

>>581211006
youre calling pirilaseja to be edgy? man u dont know jack shit

>>581210868
I said you should fuck off faggot
no one fucking likes you

>>581211006
your mom's edgy

Op was murdered by shady guy.

op is dead, and the strange man across the street is humping his corpse now.

Rip Op.
Was a massive faggot

Dam, op is in hell, and I didn't even get to see what was in the faqin bag

Damn too bad op is kill.

Really wanted to know what was in the fucking bag.

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>>581211302

>>581211310
are you kidding?

sage in all fields, friend.

I think op pussied out

ground control to OP
your circuit's dead
there's something wrong
can you hear me OP
can you hear me OP

>Knock Knock?
>Who's there?
>It's the police, your son got killed by a driver that was an alcohol

>>581211579
Pretty sure he just said he's going outside as a reason to "die" and never deliver. Or the whole thing is just b8.

Op quite being a faggot and post that shit!!

RIP In Peace OP

OP is being butt fucked in the ditch

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Hurry up and unkill so we may know what's in the mother fucking bag!!!!!

>>581211597
not fucking kidding, you can be sage, but still no one fucking likes you sad fuck.

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What if OP opened the bag and found something earth shattering? Like plans to slowly kill off the American nigglet population? Or plans to torch Mexico? And he was just in such massive shock, but then a squad of government agents busted down his door as he was about to snap some photos

>>581211732
>RIP In Peace OP
Ummm...

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>>581211581

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op is dead

anybody here remember the Andy Warhol grave shlick?

>>581211581
Please just end you're life

>>581211653
can you heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere
am I stealing druggie's backpacks
farrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr beneath my porch
the backpack was blue
and there's nothing i can do...

>>581211880
Yeah. That's what happened. Exactly.

>I hate all of you.

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>>581211880

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bumping waiting for OP.

Is it weird when I read OP in my head I read it as "AWPE" instead of "Oh PEE" like it should be ready?

Welp, faggot is kill. Better luck next time op

>>581212152
i read it awpe

OP is busy getting high on all the snow in the bag. Or fucking the corpse in the bag. Both seem like a better idea then being here.

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>>581211994

>>581211871
jesus fuck, are you passing a kidney stone or something? calm down dude. you're getting nothing done

dude it's 3am, i just finished work... i need to sleep, hurry up and deliver. cunt.

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>>581211942

plot twist, it's a sack not a bag

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>>581211880

>>581212331
felt like fucking with you to see what happened
meh nothing interesting

>>581212441
hang in there, chad

>>581211880
>implying there would be anything important or scientifically ground braking usefull information in ghetto

Bump, gotta see if OP is kill

>>581211880

Nigga how high are you?

>>581212525
stayed up to watch ferguson result... turns out this is WAY more interesting...

>>581212498
exactly. nothing interesting. don't mind me, i'm just a regular guy...just doin my thing.

>>581212473
Says the neckbeard human who is posting MLP shit and lame ass gifs to respond

>>581212798
i live close by, so i might get killed if people riot

Sounds like a ditched drug bag man. If it is just put it back. You don't want them breaking into your place to get it back.

>>581212321
I've seen better comebacks from an autistic

>>581212903
then why the fuck are you called heaven if youre a normal guy though
And why do you seem to post in every fucking thread. Seems you aren't that regular at all

>>581212984
>i live close by, so i might get killed if people riot
Not if you stay in your fucking house, Carl.

>>581212798
FERGUS0n
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/bassemmasri

>>581212984
>
UK media reporting that shit is pretty peaceful... no doubt there'll be some jumbocunts breaking shit during the night...

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>>581212907

Oh hes fucking dead

OP is a humongous faggot. Everyone go home, thread's over.

>>581213197
>Being this new

>>581213568
>taking the bait

>>581212321
>Posting such a faggy ass gun

>>581209897
What the fuck, OP?

>>581213568
kek

> updating...
> no new posts
> updating...
> no new posts...
> updating...

fuck you OP

>>581208329
Op you are a true faggot

>>581212065

I LOLed

Dateline dramatization:
>op reaches for bag
>wild negro apears
>"SPLUSH NYUGGA TUCHINZ MA STUFF?"
>op gets shot
>negro pounds chest in glee
>negro flies off as op bleeds out and nurtures the bushes with his sweet,sweet blood

>>581209897
Get the fuck back here OP, tell us what happened.

>>581213568
>>581213690
>le funny heaven meme lelele xD

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/bassemmasri

is this about the little nig getting shot with the bb gun?

>>581213197
>implying there's only one heaven

If the day before yesterday was two days after the day before Monday, what day is one day after one week from tomorrow?

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WAS IT A BOMB?

If OP is going to handle the bag, I hope he is wearing gloves.

>>581214195
yes

>>581213960
HE DIDN' DO NUTTIN'!!!

Cmom op

https://vine.co/v/O1Xubgr6lOQ

its begun...

>>581213197
You newfag

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The fag with the whole government agent theory has a point. Where is one place anyone more intelligent than a knuckledragging nigger NOT go? The ghetto. Most nigglets can't read so this would be an excellent place to hide the documents.

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Why op no deliver?
Is he kill?

>>581212260
as you would

Op is having his anus ravaged by a massive black schlong at the moment. Give him some time, guys.

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/bassemmasri

guys come watch ferguson

Comeon OP

>>581214761
if you think about it, youre a dumbass

>>581214195
Saturday.

god dammit OP

>>581214878
I think you are talking about yourself

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i found this in my ass hole

Hey im late to the thread, im gona guess op is a faggot and didnt deliver

>>581214906
Yup. I'm out. Open up a new thread if he's dead / but fucked / both.

>>581215363
We're still waiting.

OP is kill

>>581212065
4, 3, 2, 1
Bag below him
Lying on ground
OP lifts it
Running, running
Home

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>>581215363
Yep

>>581209897
It's been half an hour
>inb4 it was op's backpack

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>>581210000

OP didnt even timestamp im out fuck this.

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/bassemmasri
also i enjoy this, murifats and niggers getting gas'd

>>581215671
i bet the bag does not get opened. For the bag simply doesn't exist

Pretty sure he just pussied out of the thread. im out

>>581212152
i think awpe

>>581216000
Nice trips also ye I'm out fuck you OP

I think we all need to ask ourselves, who is the OP? Maybe you are the OP? THE PLOT THICKENS

>>581209897
op where have you gone...

>>581216160
i'm the OP

Where has faggot OP gone
Short time passing
Where has faggot OP gone
Short time ago
Where has faggot OP gone
Gone to be a faggot, all alone
When will we ever learn
When will we ever learn

prob got killed by mafia while taking the bag

OP is dead.
>that's what I said
http://youtu.be/0B6TKClPFQA

>>581216468
I kno u r but what am I

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damn it

>>581208329
Holy fuck op, pull it up real smooth like, and then walk inside. If the shady guy follows you then run, and call the cops when you are safe.