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Hey /b/ I found this on my uncles room. >pic related He is

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Hey /b/ I found this on my uncles room.
>pic related
He is staying with us because him and his wife split up.
>what is it?
I know he does allot of drugs, and he has told me that he enjoys sex with prostitutes.
I'm just concerns about my little sister and her safety.
> should I be concerns?
> should I take it to the police officers?
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Are you serious op?
Did you open it up?
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how old are you?
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You cannot be this retarded.
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Take the film to cvs to get developed then kill yourself
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>>581168703
Afraid a of open in case of an infection
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Marijuana in a film bottle.

Clever.
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>literally being this retarded
How was middle school today OP?
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OP is either trolling, or has no balls
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inb4 it's empty
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>>581168896
> what the fuck
USE GLOVES IF YOU'RE AFRAID, AND OPEN THE FUCKING BOX
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>>581168538
OP are you srs.
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You realize that's a film bottle right?
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>>581169048
>/soc/
You're probably right

>>581169136
It's a film container, fag
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Yes op call the cops right now. That is some bad shit right there.
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Before you drongos were given digital cameras with every portable device you own, we used to take pictures with cameras that exposed a chemically coated polymer with light in a controlled way. We called this chemically coated polymer 'Film'. When this so-called 'Film' was used up, an inch or so at a time, the exposed material was taken to a photo processing facility - sometimes in a drug store. The canister you have there is the container used to transport the cassette containing the exposed 'Film' safely, and without any further, unwanted exposure to light.
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It's a fucking roll of photo film
Is everyone 12?
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>>581169136
I do not be invoked for seriousness of the crime. Maybe a clue could be of its outward appearance. Please I'm just concern for my sister and her safety
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>>581168538
It's a case to hold film
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MMMMOOOOOODDDDDSSSSS
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>>581168538
How old are you..?
That is a film canister dumbass
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>>581169350
So you think it could be methamphetamine?
I have heard of people trading this for sexually.
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>>581168538
Them bait
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>>581169392
how would a film case affect your sisters safety.
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Either low qual bait or fucking retarded OP
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>on my uncle's room
>what is it
>enjoys sex with prostitutes
>im just concerns
>should i be concerns

everyone took the bait
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>>581169350
This guy is awesome
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>>581169620
>>581169726
It is maybe for fishing you think ?
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dont open it its nerve gas
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>>581170128
Should I be concerned that I touched it?
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>>581168538
WHAT'S IN THE BOX /B/
WHATS IN THE FUCKING BOX?
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>>581170241
How are you thus retarded.
It's a film canister.
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>>581170241
no its alright but dont open it it can knock out about four people easily
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>>581170652
dont listen to him its definitely nerve gas
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Maybe he just like mechanical photograph making instead of digitalize
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>>581170241
show us pictures of your sister, you foreign weirdo. I wannas see what your uncle is drugging and raping every night
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So I have open with gloves very carefully not to touch of inward content.
What is the content?
Is it dangerous?
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>>581168538
Just a film canister. You'd put your film in it to be developed. You'd collect a bunch of these really quickly. I still have one roaming around...
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>>581171853
But what is it used for, and why does he intend with one?
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>>581171767
OF COURSE NOT YOU FUCKING RETARD!

IT'S JUST A FILM CANISTER! WITH FUCKING FILM INSIDE!
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>>581172067
its mustard gas combined with maaryhuianans for smoke for your sisiter
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>>581171767
it's a bomb!
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>>581172067
Are you fucking autistic?
A grown man has a roll of film somewhere in his room and you want to call the police?
Someone pull the exif data from these photos and let's tell the uncle what a little fag his nephew is
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>>581172543
You think maybe he could be homosexual? Today?
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everyone above me has been trolled by anon
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>>581168896
>>581168538
Are you fucking dumb

It's a film cannister
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>>581171767
Check the film, could be CP
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good job op
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>>581172692
You have to be a troll. No one could possibly have this much autism.

It's rape film. He raped your sister. Show it to your dad and tell him.
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>>581172067
You see you need to break it open, unless you have the key to open it. It's a way to hide 'dirty money' in the event cops show up. My guess is it's filled with a fair bit of money.

Take my advice, break it open and take the money so he can't fund his evil ways. Smash it open if you have too.
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>>581172781
But wut is it for?
This no one seems to know
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>>581173089
For taking pictures with and camera.
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>>581172973
My dad had died ten years ago. He never had raped any of us, my uncle is unpredictable. You might call him a crazy horse
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>>581173169
Don't lie to him, nothing so advance can be used for simply taking pictures with a camera. We have SD cards for that. Why use this?
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Elite troll at work
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>>581173360
Your uncle raped your sister. That film proves it.
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I smell b8
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>>581173169
I Have taken the pictures, can't you see?
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>>581171767
wtf is that thing
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>>581173580
I smell a newfriend traing to act cool by posting as "Heaven"

What are you going to do next?
%triforce?????
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>>581173746
Sum people here think it is for fishing,
Sum people think it is for raping,
Sum people believe it drug or money
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>>581174021
It is a roll of film for taking pictures with an old school film camera

Google the phrase "roll of film"
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>>581168538
confirmed underage
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>>581174227
Yes, but what is it for? And why he intend with it today?
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'old'fags nowhere to be seen. or are they? newfags rise, the bait was taken, and yar a lizard m8
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>>581174513
What?
Are you asking why your uncle owns a roll of film?
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>>581168806
This.
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>>581168896
>>581169392
>>581169615
>>581169992
>>581170241
>>581171767
>>581172692
>>581174021
why do you all take shuch an obvious and shitty bait?
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>>581174605
It doesn't create any film or of gas at all so far, but you can research more of this if you would like
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I know this is bait but I'm laughing so fucking hard oh my God
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Gentlemen, could we PLEASE leave this thread and NOT BOOST this 14 year old boys ego for "successfully making a bait thread"
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>>581171767
probably pics of your little sister naked. you need to go to walgreens or someplace and get a printout.
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this is pasta from the other day you faggots
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>>581171767
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

IS THAT A PUBIC HAIR ABOVE THE TAP??!?!?!?!?!!?

EWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>581175790
SAGE THAT SHIT
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>>581169265
>>581169350
>>581169375
>>581169405
>>581169538
>>581170652
>implying there couldn't be something else in a film canister
you guys are 100% retarded
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>>581176454
Yes, but he opened it and was still playing dumb.

Also, you can shake the goddamn thing while it is still closed, ant it will make a distinctible rattling noise then there's a film in it
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I am thinking of confronting my uncle about this, he is home now
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>>581177362
What exactly are you going to say?
"Why do you have an old roll of film!"
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BUMP FOR BAIT
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>>581168538

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BAIT IS GOOD
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>>581177362
He will laugh at you, slap you in the face, and then ask you why you are looking at the picture he and his wife took while they were on their honeymoon

But please, post some pictures ^_^
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fucking summer is early or never left?
old stale pasta
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>>581177571
>>581177751
I will wait, him and my cousin are currently playing a new game that is call The magic gathering and will not be disturbed during intense taro match
After I will try an illusion to the fact.
Beside he may be mad for my snooping
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>>581178219
You are fucking retarded
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BAIT IS KIND
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>>581178219
>playing a new game that is call The magic gathering
>intense taro match
>Beside he may be mad for my snooping
>autism
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>>581178219
Well appearently, you pretend to live in 1993 when Magic: The Gathering came out.

BUT: You do NOT KNOW how a analog-camera film looks.

sense -3/10

ITT: A really bad troll OR someone who doesn't even care anymore
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>>581178841
You think he may be involved in magic?
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>>581173360
>crazy horse

Now I'm remembering ther mountain in south dakota.
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>>581179015
>I will wait, him and my cousin are currently playing a new game that is call The magic gathering

>Well appearently, you pretend to live in 1993 when Magic: The Gathering came out.

>You think he may be involved in magic?

I think that I will just go straight to bed
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>>581177725
+1
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>>581179015
why you little shit
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>>581179946
BUMPITY
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THESE QUESTIONS NEED ANSWERS
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GOD SAVE US
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>>581179337
I have realized that there is a darkness to him involved with his behavior actions, but weather or not the object is an associate or not, I do not know'.
I am just concerned for my little sister and her safety
I do not want her to be involved in any involvement pertained to the dark traits of sex/drug/witch/money
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the op speaks the truth
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>>581171767
RUN NIGGA RUN, THAT'S A FUCKING NERVE GAS ROUND, ONCE IT'S EXPOSED TO AIR IT BEGINS TO ACTIVATE: ARE YOU FEELING DIZZY? GET OUT NOW!1!
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>>581168538
What even the fuckitty fuck OP? Seriously
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PRAISE BE OP
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>>581180985
You have to be running this shit both ways through google translate. I swear to god.
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>>581181535
Should I go to the emergency room?
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GODSPEED OP
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OP IS DOING GOD'S WORK
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BUMP FOR JESUS
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I dont know who's trolling who anymore
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BUMP FOR THE HOLY LAND
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>>581182485
We have reached the Troll Event Horizon...
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Today OP was definitely a fag
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OP IS GOOD
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>>581182485
>>581182674
I am only concerned for my little sister and her safety of health, any help in an identification of the inspection is a value to me today
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OP IS GOD
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>>581182485
what this thread needs
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GOD BLESS
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OP DESERVES MANY BLESSINGS
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I saw this pasta like two days ago, but the op posted a letter opener or some shit.
It was pretty fuckin hilarious bait
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PRAISE THE HOLY BAIT
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>>581184037
You have seen these before, perhaps you are of assistance.
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