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/b/ i cant stop laughing right now >some random number txted

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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/b/ i cant stop laughing right now

>some random number txted me saying they needed to talk to me and apologize for what they did etc
>at first i didnt know if it was legitimatly someone that knew me but i asked their name and knew i didnt know anyone by that name or anything
>started going along with it and have her convinced this is "james" (person shes looking for)
>trying to get her to admit that shes a little slut and send me pics to "prove shes not with that loser"

lmfao shes fucking falling for it /b/
im about to upload screenshots after i post this
for some reason mobile wont let me start a new post
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>>581135361
hm
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>>581135784
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>>581135886
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Go on
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>>581135997
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>>581135361
im sure you'll deliver
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Kek I'm lurking now
Also moar op
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Lol she has to go sell this weed and pawn a computer
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>>581136146
>bitch you still cheated. go fuck yourself
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>>581136146
fuck gimme a sec to email these to myself, shitty phone internet is taking forever to upload these and do them in right order
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>>581136146
this is a quality thread OP
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hurry up faggot op
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I'm on the edge of my seat op hustle it up
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which is better, weed or sex
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Cmon op get the tits and gtfo
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OP is being trolled by one of his friends who got a new number. fucking idiot.
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>>581136752
Sex.
As over rated as it is. Ita better than weed by several hundred thousand miles
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>>581136752
Your mom
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Why is top of the screen says Caitlin when asks who is this he has to know that bitch
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>>581135784
>>581135886
>>581135997
>>581136146

>mfw my name is James and I'm having girl problems with a caitlyn
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What a tramp lol
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you are right. however sex high is best, acctually, taking a shit ater holding one in for a couple of hours is better
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>>581137001
There's no possible way he could've added the name in after she told him right anon
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sorry for the delay!
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>>581137035
Sheiiiiit, wouldnt this be a happy coincidence.
Lets see wut the noodz bring.
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lurking, OP, go on
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>>581137212
>invesigigsting
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captcha get
>lliyar sacred
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>>581137278
>invesigigsting
hahahahahha I lost it
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I am monitoring this thread
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>>581137001
He could have updated his contacts you dumb faggot
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/12 so far
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>>581137442

You had my eyes, but now you have my attention. Go on.
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>>581137278

>investigiggiting
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go on....
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>>581137514
> I was fucking with one person and one person only on the weekends

My sides.
That's still cheating, bitch
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>>581137647
OP when you're done, get her to give you this crazy guy's number and send him all the screencaps.
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fast forward to nudes
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are you james from twin peaks?
if not pretend to be james from twin peaks
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no nudes yet :c
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>>581137586
>im flattered a 21 yr old thinks im pretty

wtf how old is this girl
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>>581137850
also does not need to be dressed...
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>>581137792
3then bin your phone and wait to get stabbed by the fbi
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>>581137792
this pls
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Where's the god damned tits nigger
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inb4 op blows it
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lol ugly dumb ghetto bitch. go away OP
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>>581137910
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yyfdcoocex8
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>>581137910
Dayum, she ugleh

>procede to get noodz
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>>581137910
where the hed spot that marks the place where he slap that bitch?
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>>581137986
16yr old crackwhore
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>>581138007
yeha cause i get to choose who is on the other side of a random txt....
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Tell her you want to kill the guy and to give you his number and post it here
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>>581137514
> iwas fucking with one person and one person only on the weekends
Bt she's not a whore
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Post her number
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Send the bitch a cock pic and post her reaction.
get her name and facebook .
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>>581138184
>>581137792
These
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>>581137986
>broke her phone
>now has a brand new iPhone
>k
>kant type/spell correctly
>k
at least you're chance we of samefagging are slimmer OP
she's as stupid as a real woman
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Eeeew ugly bitch, take the weed and run
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>>581137834
james here, what's up?
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>>581137035
>>581137986
This her son?
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>>581138262
"Why yo dick white now?"
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>>581137986
Where is this whore from OP,
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>>581138194
She's not a whore, she's an independent woman and it's her business.
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>>581138343
My sides
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>>581138309
hey, whats mexico like?
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ask her where she got that new phone from
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>>581138343
lmaoo thats totally what i feel like would happen

>>581138361
dallas
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>>581138458
This now quickly op
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Ops going to blow it lol
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ask for nudes

>>581138458
she said she lost her phone, so actually kinda makes sense it is new.
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French toast is amazing. And op's gonna fuck it up
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told her to come clean about everything she did with the other guy to maintain continuity so hopefully she tells us how much of a slut she is
then we can work on nudes /b/ros
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>>581137910
Holy shit this is Mina
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>>581138458
thi
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>>581138606
dat bitch rich or what
if true, ask her for money OP
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>>581138559
I predict this,
Aquire guys number, start up shit,post results
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>>581138506
holy shit OP, just do something

entertain us
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>>581138506
Tell that hoe to meet you on forest and audelia in 15 minutes to pick her up
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>>581138724
>>581138606
>>581138548
>>581138458
>>581138756
ur gonna fuck it up
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>>581138796
Ffs yes
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OP is a desperate faggot and is now legitimately trying to hook up with this hood rat
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>>581138309
fuck marry kill
shelly audrey donna
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Get crazy guys number and post both of their numbers
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>>581135361
also i think that she texted you cause she manually writen the number, cause she has a newphone now.
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I'm interested
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>>581137035
OhShit
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>>581138937
i have a gf

sorry this is happening real time so i have to wzit on her reponses..
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tell her that pic still doesn't prove anything it could have been a pic she took before, she needs to take a new pic with a request
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>>581137278
>Invesgigsting
Where is she I need some weed and a VCR
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>>581139083
Genius spotted
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>>581139184
I kekd
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Fuck sakes op stop falling to that rat and do something
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the award for the top kek goes to... This Bitch
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>>581139264
not gonna lie, surprised OP hasn't autismed yet, or even cracked.... thats some dedication and much better than 90% of the people on this board
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>>581139264
LMFAO OMFG
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>>581139361
>>581139537
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>>581139537
This is too fucking great
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>>581139537

THIS
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I need this to continue forever.
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there are so many fake text message screenshot generators out there. this is bullshit, OP is a faggot but everyone falling for this stupid shit is an even bigger faggot.
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Tell her you want a blow by blow account
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>>581139537
kek
this is gettin gud
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>>581139543
>>581139645
>>581139659
>>581139681

Not OP check the ID faggots
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>>581139731
uuuggh, this is so fucking fake. Fuckin' newfags
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>>581139731
bullrushing ftw
this shit can't be real
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>>581138072
Top Kek
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>>581139731
>got a tampon stuck in me

wat
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>>581139731
fuckin fake
bail on thread
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>>581139731
>tampon stuck in me.

he went down on her during her period?
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This is glorious
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>>581139731

Become a world famous Tampon miner
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What else /b/
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>>581139731
>>581139731
He went down in her and she had a tampon in?
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>>581139731
Lol wait so the guy got his redwings?
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>>581139514
Bginning with :
>>581135886
If this is true, OP took a nice shot in the psychological dark.
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>>581139834
Holy shit
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Tell her to send the nudes nao
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>>581137035
I can see the the agony of the souls of the damned in its eyes...
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one ID is from laptop the recent ones are from my phone
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>>581139731
>bro.......................................
>sides
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>>581139731
Dis gettun gooood eheheh
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>>581139731
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOL
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>>581139731
Fuck u OP, are you fucking trolling, why does your ID keep changing
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>>581139834

OP is clearly multi-devicing, this is 2014 and we maintain online presence across our iPhones, iPads, & Macbook Airs.

Feel free to catch up any time now.
~~~ Posted from my iPad mini ~~~
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>>581139834
The guy is posting both on his computer and on mobile, retard
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>>581139834
OP clearly said he started the thread on his phone but moved to his computer since it was taking too long you illiterate cunt
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God come on faggots the OPs ID and the person posting these supposed texts arent even the same.


also about getting the tampon stuck, a guy could finger a girl who had a tampon in and jam it up into her where it could get stuck. and yes guys go down on girls who are on their period, if you werent a virgin youd know this. even though this post is fake and gay, you virgins are even more gay.
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>>581140154
one id is laptop, one is phone. read the thread.
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>>581139537
>>581139361
>>581139264
Not OP
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>>581139834
See
>>581135361
>>581135784
>>581136393

OP is on two devices
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>>581139954
tell her to do a 16 personalities test

http://www.16personalities.com/free-personality-test
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>>581139834
>>581139904
started thread on pc, switched to phone as earlier stated
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>>581139834
OP made it clear that
"for some reason mobile wont let me start a new post"

faggot.
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>>581139954
Was his dick bigger?
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I'm stuck on the tampon thing...
..was he using a tampon as though it was a dildo and got it stuck in her?
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>>581138458
fuck shelly marry audrey kill donna
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>>581140202
Still.. I feel im getting trolled also fuck you faggot
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Guys just read this gold.

>>581140269
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>>581138687
Or her doppelganger?
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>>581139834
pretty sure he switched from comp to phone, to quickly upload screenshots

if not troll 10/10 kek dont break anon, get nudes
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Fuck off heaven this is the best read ive had on here for a long time
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>>581140338
NO YOU FUCKING VIRGIN WHEN YOU EAT A GIRL OUT YOU USUALLY FINGER HER AS WELL. HE WAS IN A RUSH AND DIDNT LET HER REMOVE THE TAMPON AND HE PUSHED IT UP INTO HER.
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>>581140338
If you fuck a girl wearing a tampon it will get pushed up inside her. One day you will have sex and this will make more sense.
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>>581140330
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Get the other guys number
make it seem like you feel sorry for her
Ps. also fuck it tell her to come over but only after nudes
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>>581140184
>Heaven
>Calling anyone gay
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>>581140253
you believe a girls gonna say that about tampons
have you ever spoken to a girl in your life
10/10 bait
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>>581140538
KEK
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Holy shit OP youre gonna fuck it up

>>581140538
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>>581140538
Delivarrrrrred

Now go for noodz!
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>>581140538
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>581140538
OP, she says she deserved to be treated badly by him. Tell her she's wrong. She deserves to be spit on, beat and left to walk home by you. She wronged you, not him.
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we need nudes OP
NUDES
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I'm here for the keks idgaf if it's fake a hole let us have our fun
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fuck OP and fuck this fake and gay thread
sage goes in all fields
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>>581140732
I second that
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I don't even care if this isn't true I'm loving it... ask her if she ever got the tampon out.
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>>581140538
WOW SUCH SPAGHETTI OP FCK U
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>>581140807
fuk you, this is the funniest shit all day on 4chin
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>>581140538
AMAZING
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This

Do you feel better now that you have got that off your chest? She will probably say yes and thankyou, then you can go for the whole "now you can do something for me"

Profit
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>>581140870
This
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>>581139954
>what rise?
my penis
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Kekkekekekek
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>>581140918
this is good
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>>581140807
Heaven get out of this thread then get the cocks out of your ass
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>>581140918
Do this
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waiting for her response
ill timestamp to show im real
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Got here late, someone fill me in.
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>>581140918
This and start up some shit with the guy
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>>581140538
top kek
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>>581140918
This
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>>581140807
No, Fuck you
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OP NUDES GET
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>>581141092
read start of thread... then just read the images.
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>>581141092
OP is not being a faggot for once
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Get nudes get her hopes up and tell her to come over saying yoy want to talk face to face
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Learn to read fagget
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>>581137514
wow
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>>581141157
fuck you
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>>581137395
Amazing
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do we know how old this girl is
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Don't fuck this up OP I believe in you
I've never been more excited by this fucking website
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This thread is so fake, so is the majority of these texting threads.
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Can somebody make a collage of this?
This is pure 4chin Platinum
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>>581141378
Grills are good no matter the age aslong as the seals are still good shes good to go
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Once done aquiring luls and noods have her come over and bring the guy some random rediculous thing that will confuse him highly, profit. Also get his number, WHY DO WE NOT HAVE HIS NUMBER yet that is imparative
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I'm just wondering what would happen if the real "James" were to call her.
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dont know how to flip x-axis on mac photobotth sorry
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>>581141475
This
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>>581141392
newfag
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>>581141378
Do you think anyone here gives a fuck? No. Shut the fuck up and enjoy OP not being a faggot for once
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>>581141378
Better question yet, do we even care?
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>>581136146
>"he would come fund me again and grab me by my hair"

Sounds like a fancy way of saying she's a prostitute.
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>>581140698
OP, THIS
DIS NIGGA KNOW HIS SHIT
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>>581141392
Clearly you haven't hit puberty yet. Might as well tell you Santa doesn't exist too, let's get it all out the way
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>>581141525
We have faith OP
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Can you just imagine her breaking down on the off chance she realized she was pouring her heart out and confessing to some random dude
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>>581141475
Archiving in a bit
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>>581141525
What state are you in OP? I bet you feel safe as fuck being so far removed from these hoodrats.
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>>581141525
Shitt
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>>581141525
what a faggot
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OP you da mvp. If you pull this off
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>>581141525
OP is god, op is life
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>>581141378
kill yourself
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>>581140538
hue
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>>581141525
well well well
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>>581141670
My fucking sides. toppest of keks
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>>581141525
loving this
>>
>>581141525
wow, so it's actually happening... keep going OP
>>
>>581141525
>implying taking a pic of your fake text conversation makes it real
Fucking ham beast go fix your eyes
>>
>>581141670
What if they both fall in love and become junkies together?
>>
SEND THE BITCH LINK TO THIS THREAD PLEASE
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>>581141525
>implying his friend is not sending these
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>>581141710
You're just butt hurt because he delivered proving you wrong you no life cunt
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pls op you have my attention all night if you keep posting results
>>
Shhhh OP take your time
We believe in you
But get those nudes, too
>>
someone screen this shit
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>>581141525
OP is no faggeteer today

noodz will make my day
>>
>>581141525
Tell her it looks like she has a hickey in her pic and you want nudes now to see what marks he left on her. Threaten break up and what not
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>>581141862
This lmfao
>>
>>581141670
>>581135361
OP! On the chance she works it out! Send her a link to this thread!!
>>
>>581141885
>Implying he isn't just using another phone.

Wow, you guys really are stupid
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My dick was bigger guys
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>>581141356
Fuck.
You.
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>>581141525

JESSE IT'S TIME TO COOK
>>
>>581141829
EMG reaction pics will always go in the folder, based anon
>>
>>581141502
>>581141553
>>581141565
>>581141746

"hurr durr we havent ever had sex so we dont care about being pedophiles"
>>
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>>581141990
here
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OP has almost proved himself all he has to do is get noodz
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>>581137910
Thread theme song
http://youtu.be/y8Ii5l23QXM
>>
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Also since some don't believe I have 2 IDs
>>
Proof that she still thinks your dick is the biggest
>>
>>581142041
im agreeing with you autist
jesus christ iq has seriously dropped on this site
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OP I've never believed in a higher power like I believe in you right now, don't fail me
>>
>>581142107
Whos talking about sex in talking about grills
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>>581141525
is op daniel radcliffe?
>>
>>581137395
>My sides man
Bring them back
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>>581142052
Did you miss it's size? ;)
>>
Wait, if she just got sexually abused ("raped"), then wouldn't she hesitate to participate in sexual activites (I.E. sending nudes)? If this is true, couldn't OP just ask to see the "damage" of her vagina?
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>>581141525
OP you look like AJ Soprano
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>>581142052
>>
>>581142032
this
>>581142134
kek
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>>581142040
oh my god, this, the perfect end to their beautiful love story
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>>581142134
Thx brah
>>
Whats her facebook?
Lets ago a doxxin
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>>581142052
Lmao
>>
If OP gets nudes, this will be the day marked in history where OP is no longer faggot
>>
>>581142052
oh yes because shes such an honest girl who would never want to lie and hurt james' feelings or anything...

>finally getting the guy she thinks OP is to talk to her again
>like shes going to say no your dick is smaller

girls are stupid but sometimes you faggots are way stupider
>>
Do it!
>>
>>581142312
>>581142032
doing this to get nudes.
if it doesnt work then ill just send dick pic to her
>>
>>581142278
>581142278
fuck...
>>
>>581141914
damn that is a complete perfect ass, pussy, and legs.
>>
>>581142187
>face shot only

Must be a ham beast.
Take your clothes off and spread your ass cheeks with sharpie in pooper
>>
>>581141378
Dis anon is a true faggot
>>
>>581142480
sharpie in pooper or OP is a fag
>>
>>581142052
I already thought you fucked up. If you start asking stupid questions she might suspect something fishy. Think harder OP. We need to come up with a better solution.
>>
>>581142181
wait is that Taco from The League???
>>
>>581142052
She won't tell. She's derailing the question.
>>
>>581142496
he is just not a pedo you fucking sick fucks
>>
>>581141803

>>581142278


Hahahaha

DAD ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS KILL UNCLE J UNIOR FOR YOU

OP you're pretty cool guy
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>>581137586

>home girl

Confirmed for nigress. Not interested
>>
>>581142107
>implying he's taking a moral high ground by making sure idiot slut is of age.
>is on 4chan
kek
>>
>>581142480
He's cooler than you though
>>
>>581142592
protip: this girl is a moron. dont over think it, OP is doing fine, let him do his thing. these threads always get ruined when OP starts listening to the audience. just fuck off and enjoy it.
>>
Man, shed freak the fuck out if shed know this all is going to 4chan
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>>581142674
Are you retarded? There is a picture of her in the thread you autistic fuck
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>>581141475
I plan on it once op delivers the last piece
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>>581142713
Sounds like you have a little crush on OP
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>>581142107
>Be me
>Be 19
>Called pedophile
STFO already cunt
>>
>>581140538
toppest kek
>>
>>581142635
Fuck off Heaven. You think just because you can hack your ID to say Heaven means you can call me a pedophile? Think again.
>>
>>581142592
The only thing fishy is her vagina
>>
>>581142735

NIGGER NOT EVEN 10 MIN AGO YOU WERE CALLING EVERYBODY A DUMB FUCK FOR BELIEVING THIS SHIT.
>>
Tell her you have a fetish for her getting fucked hard my someone else and it'll weird her the fuck out and make me lol
>>
>>581142735
This
>>
>>581142856
>implying being an adult somehow makes you not eligible for being a pedo

um wut
>>
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Very nice bread
>>
what's happening OP
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Come on OP get the goods, don't let the home team down
>>
>>581142856
>stfo
>shut the fuck op

Faggot
>>
>>581142856
>above 18
>not pedo for liking minors
>>
>>581142981
I share my ID Heaven with a number of other users, its not always me posting. sry for the confusion lolz
>>
>>581143030
he's saying when your 19, if a chick is one day under 18, his boner doesn't automagically go away.

this chick looks 18 anyways though.
>>
he's losing this
>>
GET GUYS NUMBER AND FUCK WITH HIM AGSDGHDKSS

AND WHEN DONE LINK HER HERE & GIVE /b/ HER NUMBER FOR MORE LULS
>>
>>581143090
he is thinking about his fake story right now give him time
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>>581142884
>>
>>581142274
This?!
>>
COME ON OP!
>>
>>581142134
Golden, just as this thread!
>>
OP where are you man, i believe in you
>>
>>581143090
said that it looked like she had hickeys etc like other anon suggested and waiting on her reponse. its hard to ask for someone to get naked out of nowhere when youre suppose to be mad but ill keep trying
if it falls apart im just gonna send her my dick and kek my ass off
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This >>581143189
>>
>>581143196
no hes saying that even though this chick is probably 15 or 16 hes magically not a pedo because hes only 19
>>
>>581143281
Youre clearly new.
>>
>>581143234
I think he got the nudes and he's fapping to himself
>>
>>581135361
Here have 1 internet. Redeemable at most PC stores. Just walk in pick whatever you want, when they ask how you will be paying inform them that you are there to redeem your internet. Works 99% of the time, every time.
>>
>>581143030
Go back to reddit you SJW faggot. They might be impressed with your taking stands on social issues.Maybe you can get yourself a fat feminazi to be yr life partner and go on gender-neutral excursions (mostly online)
>>
>>581136752
anal, oral, or vaginal?
>>
I have faith in you OP. You got this.
>>
>>581142052
Don't fucking listen to these retards. You're on /b/. This isn't a place for advice on girls. Keep doing your thing and update us regularly.
>>
>>581141990
or right click save page as
faggot
>>
Prepare for 404 guys
>>
>ITT: all the stupid cancer

Time to sage this shit
>>
new bread?
>>
>>581143483
nigger
>>
KEEP IT GOIN OP
>>
Thread is ogre guizes
>>
>>581135361
come on op...what is going on?
>>
>>581143589
this
>>
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>>581143435
He can have mine too, just get this done
>>
>>581143328
No don't send her your junk dude keep the lulz happening why are you not getting the guys number too on god so much potential here wasted
>>
>>581143595
ahahha faggot
>>
>>581143328
OP you are fucking james you can do anything
>>
>>581143420
Or not, can't tell if he is having a giggle or is genuinely an idiot.
>>
>>581143641
Its never ogre
>>
>>581141525
You kind of look like Charlie from always sunny. Also, where you at in the world? The sun is setting behind you, lookin real nice.
>>
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Op died muh nigga
>>
Deliver faggot
>>
c'maaaan
>>
>>581143710
At this point no one knows who the fuck is serious or trollong
>>
>>581143793

He looks like alot of things
>>
>>581143704
>>581143689

read earlier i supposedly know the guy
can someone cap this thread though id like to enjoy it myself some later time.

>im wiating for her response
>i cant do anything atm besides wait
>>
>>581143793
he looks nothing like him.
>>
>>581143693
marry me
>>
MOOOOREEE
>>
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op is kill
>>
>>581143030
>>581143173
Have you retards not seen the fucking pic she sent to OP? Does that looks like a fucking underage girl to you, you autistic fucks?
>>
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OP is kill
>>
mooooar
>>
>>581143328
GREAT IDEA HERE

tell her:

Listen, I'm considering just forgetting all about this and pretending it never happened. But I think you should do me one big fucking favor to show me you arent full of shit. Send me a picture of you nude, that way if you ever fuck me over again I can send it to your friends and family. If you're honest and faithful, I swear you'll never have anything to worry about and the picture will be safe.
>>
Get his fucking number and post hers
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>>581142052
>real talk
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The dude that beat up Caitlin found OP talking to her and now OP is kill
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OP.exe has stopped working
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OP, don't be a flaming autistic fuck.
>>
>>581144051
yeah, she looks 15 or 16 you fucking virgin
>>
>>581143943
Oh shit I feels you,anything extra you can do with the numbers you get make a new thread after this 404s we'll continue it for lulz
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>>581144076
that's a little strong.
>>
>>581144076
Not really
>>
ITS PICKING BACK UP GUYS

SHE RESPONDED
>>
>>581144323
UPDATES OP UPDATES
>>
>>581144105
>>581144105
This give us the number lol
>>
NIGGER POST IT >>581144323
>>
>>581144276
But it could work!
>>
>>581144323
Finally!
>>
>>581144323
New thread, OP!
>>
>>581144323
OOOOOOOHHHHH
>>
>>581144323
make a new thread and link us, this ones gonna 404
>>
bring it
>>
>>581144323
dear lord

go for kill now
>>
>>581140538

HEY GUYS FFS

GUUUYS

FS GUYS

FUCKING HELL FFS

SOMEONE TELL HIM TO CHARGE HIS FUCKING PHONE!!!!!!

Over9000 OCDs
>>
Thread reached limit. New thread op pls
>>
>>581144323
new bread OP
>>
I need this naow!
>>
Bake new bread you fucking troglodyte
>>
>>581144210
youre a fucking retard
>>
>>581144051
Liking a 16 yo doesnt make you a pedo, but the law will fuck you over.
>>
>>581144323
pls respond
>>581144410
minus the blackmail, sure. make it about mutual trust instead, and you have a seemingly reasonable human being
>>
>>581144323
Yeah, we'll need a new thread. Please link almighty non faggoty OP.
>>
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>>581144323
Fucking finally you cum dumpster
>>
Someone make sure I get linked kik me tattedboyvance 《《
>>
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This thread is literally the epicenter of virginity.
>>
>>581144323
ohh
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