/b/ i cant stop laughing right now
>some random number txted me saying they needed to talk to me and apologize for what they did etc
>at first i didnt know if it was legitimatly someone that knew me but i asked their name and knew i didnt know anyone by that name or anything
>started going along with it and have her convinced this is "james" (person shes looking for)
>trying to get her to admit that shes a little slut and send me pics to "prove shes not with that loser"
lmfao shes fucking falling for it /b/
im about to upload screenshots after i post this
for some reason mobile wont let me start a new post
>mfw my name is James and I'm having girl problems with a caitlyn
Sheiiiiit, wouldnt this be a happy coincidence.
Lets see wut the noodz bring.
hahahahahha I lost it
I am monitoring this thread
You had my eyes, but now you have my attention. Go on.
>broke her phone
>now has a brand new iPhone
>kant type/spell correctly
at least you're chance we of samefagging are slimmer OP
she's as stupid as a real woman
james here, what's up?
told her to come clean about everything she did with the other guy to maintain continuity so hopefully she tells us how much of a slut she is
then we can work on nudes /b/ros
ur gonna fuck it up
not gonna lie, surprised OP hasn't autismed yet, or even cracked.... thats some dedication and much better than 90% of the people on this board
there are so many fake text message screenshot generators out there. this is bullshit, OP is a faggot but everyone falling for this stupid shit is an even bigger faggot.
this is gettin gud
>got a tampon stuck in me
bail on thread
Dis gettun gooood eheheh
OP is clearly multi-devicing, this is 2014 and we maintain online presence across our iPhones, iPads, & Macbook Airs.
Feel free to catch up any time now.
~~~ Posted from my iPad mini ~~~
God come on faggots the OPs ID and the person posting these supposed texts arent even the same.
also about getting the tampon stuck, a guy could finger a girl who had a tampon in and jam it up into her where it could get stuck. and yes guys go down on girls who are on their period, if you werent a virgin youd know this. even though this post is fake and gay, you virgins are even more gay.
tell her to do a 16 personalities test
NO YOU FUCKING VIRGIN WHEN YOU EAT A GIRL OUT YOU USUALLY FINGER HER AS WELL. HE WAS IN A RUSH AND DIDNT LET HER REMOVE THE TAMPON AND HE PUSHED IT UP INTO HER.
OP, she says she deserved to be treated badly by him. Tell her she's wrong. She deserves to be spit on, beat and left to walk home by you. She wronged you, not him.
Do you feel better now that you have got that off your chest? She will probably say yes and thankyou, then you can go for the whole "now you can do something for me"
Don't fuck this up OP I believe in you
I've never been more excited by this fucking website
Once done aquiring luls and noods have her come over and bring the guy some random rediculous thing that will confuse him highly, profit. Also get his number, WHY DO WE NOT HAVE HIS NUMBER yet that is imparative
dont know how to flip x-axis on mac photobotth sorry
Do you think anyone here gives a fuck? No. Shut the fuck up and enjoy OP not being a faggot for once
Can you just imagine her breaking down on the off chance she realized she was pouring her heart out and confessing to some random dude
OP is god, op is life
well well well
My fucking sides. toppest of keks
pls op you have my attention all night if you keep posting results
My dick was bigger guys
JESSE IT'S TIME TO COOK
Also since some don't believe I have 2 IDs
OP I've never believed in a higher power like I believe in you right now, don't fail me
Wait, if she just got sexually abused ("raped"), then wouldn't she hesitate to participate in sexual activites (I.E. sending nudes)? If this is true, couldn't OP just ask to see the "damage" of her vagina?
OP you look like AJ Soprano
oh my god, this, the perfect end to their beautiful love story
oh yes because shes such an honest girl who would never want to lie and hurt james' feelings or anything...
>finally getting the guy she thinks OP is to talk to her again
>like shes going to say no your dick is smaller
girls are stupid but sometimes you faggots are way stupider
I already thought you fucked up. If you start asking stupid questions she might suspect something fishy. Think harder OP. We need to come up with a better solution.
Confirmed for nigress. Not interested
>implying he's taking a moral high ground by making sure idiot slut is of age.
>is on 4chan
protip: this girl is a moron. dont over think it, OP is doing fine, let him do his thing. these threads always get ruined when OP starts listening to the audience. just fuck off and enjoy it.
I plan on it once op delivers the last piece
Come on OP get the goods, don't let the home team down
said that it looked like she had hickeys etc like other anon suggested and waiting on her reponse. its hard to ask for someone to get naked out of nowhere when youre suppose to be mad but ill keep trying
if it falls apart im just gonna send her my dick and kek my ass off
Here have 1 internet. Redeemable at most PC stores. Just walk in pick whatever you want, when they ask how you will be paying inform them that you are there to redeem your internet. Works 99% of the time, every time.
Go back to reddit you SJW faggot. They might be impressed with your taking stands on social issues.Maybe you can get yourself a fat feminazi to be yr life partner and go on gender-neutral excursions (mostly online)
KEEP IT GOIN OP
He can have mine too, just get this done
Op died muh nigga
read earlier i supposedly know the guy
can someone cap this thread though id like to enjoy it myself some later time.
>im wiating for her response
>i cant do anything atm besides wait
GREAT IDEA HERE
Listen, I'm considering just forgetting all about this and pretending it never happened. But I think you should do me one big fucking favor to show me you arent full of shit. Send me a picture of you nude, that way if you ever fuck me over again I can send it to your friends and family. If you're honest and faithful, I swear you'll never have anything to worry about and the picture will be safe.
The dude that beat up Caitlin found OP talking to her and now OP is kill
OP.exe has stopped working
OP, don't be a flaming autistic fuck.
that's a little strong.
HEY GUYS FFS
FUCKING HELL FFS
SOMEONE TELL HIM TO CHARGE HIS FUCKING PHONE!!!!!!
Fucking finally you cum dumpster
This thread is literally the epicenter of virginity.