>Go to omegle.com >Post interest "Tumblr" &g

>>581115932

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: Hi
Stranger: hey
You: whats ur name
Stranger: not dan
You: thank god
Stranger: finally
Stranger: mine is emily
Stranger: whts urs?
You: Hi, I'm Dan
Stranger: fuck this
Stranger: fuk that
Stranger: y'all gonna die in hell
You: untill we meet again, emily-san

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Dan never dies, nerd.

thanks, anon. I knew you would post that thread.

>>581116436
all for Dan

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Wanna raid a blog?

>>581116727
spread the word of Dan on that blog

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Ryan didn't want to talk to Dan...

>>581116727
Omg yesss

All hail the Almighty Dan.

>>581117039
>>581116727
the password is "DAN LOLZOR"
Fucken newfags/

>>581115932
The fuckers keep banning me when I troll omegle so I have to enter fucking captcha every time.

I've went through about VPN servers and they fuckers keep banning me, or rather captcha cock-blocking.

any of you know how to bypass?

Every time I get a new ip it works for a while then the fucking capctha comes back.

still not found dan

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out of last theard kinda liked it

Am i doing it right?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: Hey
Stranger: hey
You: whats your name? im Dan
Stranger: im bill
You: Hi Dan
Stranger: No, it's bill.
You: That's what I said, Hi Dan
Stranger: It's bill not dan
You: wtf you on about? "Its Dan not Dan"?
Stranger: no its bill
Stranger: not dan or dan
Stranger: bill
You: okay Dan
Stranger: Bil
Stranger: fuk
Stranger: It's bill
Stranger: Stop calling me dan
Stranger: BILL
Stranger: Like kill bill
You: right, i ask you your name, you say its Dan, then when i call you Dan you go apeshit
Stranger: No, you fuck
You: you confuse me Dan
Stranger: You confuse me, dan
You: I haven't done anything
You: Dan, you razy mofo
You: craZY*
Stranger: stop calling me dan
Stranger: im bill
Stranger: you shitter
You: let me copy and paste for you
Stranger: If im Dan you're Bill, bitch.
You: Stranger: stop calling me dan
You: Stranger: im Dan
You: Strangwer: you shitter
Stranger: Fuck you, Bill

>>581117447
you are learning young padawan

Stranger: Hello
You: H i d i n g le
Stranger: Asl
You: I'm Dan 18 18 18 england
Stranger: Oh god
Stranger: I'm a girl
Stranger: U.S.A
You: I'm Dan
Stranger: I'm nayome
You: I'm Dan
Stranger: Nice to meet you
You: Fuck you amerifuk
Stranger: ?
You: Fat ass peice of shit
Stranger: I'm not fat
You: God damn you
Stranger: This hurts
You: America triggers me
Stranger: Sorry
You: You fuking trash
Stranger: :/
You: why would you trigger me?
Stranger: Sorry
Stranger: Do you got akin
Stranger: A kik *
You: I got a big fuking dick

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
You: Heya
>Stranger: hi
You: im Dan wbu?
>Stranger: this is so crazy
>Stranger: you're a stalker
>Stranger: really
You: :)
You: i get you
You: everywhere.
>Stranger: this is impossible

> you're a stalker
> this is impossible
>mfw

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>>581117781
Dane?

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kek

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>>581118069
This kills me

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Met a fellow /b/tard and we both Dan'd until the morning sun.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSYxT9GM0fQ

>DAN STORM
>DAN RUDE

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captcha on my omegle
bith ,please

>>581119134
http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2exlzlg&s=8#.VHNdPouUfMX

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like tumblr.

You: hello

Stranger: hi

You: whatsurname

Stranger: Ambi

Stranger: what's yours

You: Dan.

Stranger: fuck you

You both like tumblr.
Stranger: Do girls like it when guys wear lingerie?
You: Hiiii
You: uhm, idk lol
You: is that how you start convos XD ?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: yes it is
You: lol, im Cindy btw
You: hey listen im almost at 400 followers
Stranger: Good for you
You: and can u check my tumblr page and see if u like it ?
You: maybe you could follow if you enjoy it
Stranger: What type of blog is it?
You: about fandoms, mostly harry potter and dr who
You: can i post link ?
Stranger: I don't think it's really my thing
Stranger: Doesn't mean its not good
You: just a quick look :P
Stranger: I'll look
Stranger: but I probably won't follow
You: TY <3
You: its ok
You: here it is
You: >>581115932
You: Hi im Dan

>>581117695
>amor is not done over the internet

fucking lost

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FUCKING KEKD M8 XDD
>>581119234
>>581119134

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Kek

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You both like tumblr.
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: what is the meaning
You: of
You: a derp moment
Stranger: Well if you use the word "derp" you're probably a massive faggot
You: Well i am Dan
You: that the answer
Stranger: I'm also dan
You: Crap I Say it first
You: ...
You: Make it count
Stranger: You win

You: Hi I'm dan

Stranger: Hi dan I'm claire

You: Nice to meet you

Stranger: Likewise. what's up

You: Just wanting to raid a blog.

You: You?

Stranger: What does that mean dan

You: Figure it out Claire

You: I want you

Stranger: Omg

Stranger: Dan.

You: Yeah claire?

Stranger: What's your favourite Rachel Allen recipe

Stranger: Mines her rocky road

Stranger: I'm gonna miss you dan....

You: Mine is her creampie

Stranger: ...love you

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Fuck you too omegle.

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>>581120280

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: Hi
You: Hi
Stranger: What's up
You: Nothing
You: Im Dan who are you?
Stranger: Why the hell is everyone saying dan?
Stranger: Who is dan?
Stranger: Seriously
You: >>581115932
Stranger: It's getting annoying
Stranger: Isn't that a gay porn site
You: Yes
Stranger: What the fuck lol
Stranger: I'm not clicking that link
Stranger: I'm not gay..sorry

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: PLS NO DAN
You: no
Stranger: OMG NO PLS
You: It's annoying me
Stranger: I DONT UNDERSTAND
You: I'm trying to have conversations with fellow tumblr users and this stuff happens
You: wtf.
Stranger: first this ashley thing and now dan
Stranger: what is this
Stranger: can the government fix this
You: NSA save us all.
You: What's your name?
Stranger: NADINE
You: Ok, i was about to rage if you said dan
Stranger: OMG PLS
Stranger: WHAT IS YOUR NAME
You: mike
Stranger: NO DAN PLS
Stranger: ok hello mike
You: hi
You: are you religious, Nadine?
Stranger: meh
Stranger: i go to church
You: Do you have a moment to hear about our Lord and Savior, Dan?
Stranger: omfg
Stranger: DONT U FUCKING DARE
You: kek
You: FAGGOT
You: Go back on Tumblr, faggot

Stranger: hi. I'm Dan
You: Hi, it's Dan
Stranger: that's a coincidence
You: I would think so.
Stranger: what's protocol in this situation?
You: NIGGER
Stranger: I thought as much

Stranger: I DONT WANT TO HEAR ANY OF THIS DAN SHIT OKAY
You: wooow
You: relax m8
Stranger: ok hi
You: My name isn't Dan
Stranger: what is your name then
You: Daniel
Stranger: OMFG NO
You: YOU CAN'T ESCAPE

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>>581120492
You edgy faggot.
Go be 14 somewhere else you cancerous fuck.

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Its like being in the Gary vault

You: hi
Stranger: hello
You: I'm dan
You: how are you?
Stranger: oh my god
Stranger: for fucks sake
Stranger: ive met you so many times on this ._.
You: Don't worry I'm a good Dan ;)
Stranger: yeah sure
You: Yeah
Stranger: twice you said you'd come for me
You: Come for you? I'd never do that
Stranger: because there are so many dans on omegle under the tumblr tag -.-
Stranger: well, good.
You: I'm a positive Dan, there are many types of Dan-s you see ;)
Stranger: really
Stranger: i bet youre the same person
Stranger: i doubt that
Stranger: somehow trying to annoy me
You: No, there are Dan-s, Danielle-s and Daniel-s
You: They are all different
Stranger: oh so according to you, the only people ive bumped into are all dans, danielles and daniels?
You: Probably not, are there other dan-s`?
Stranger: yes
You: Which ones, i'm curious you tumbler fucking feminist piece of fucking child raped fuck?
Stranger has disconnected.

You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: whats your name?
Stranger: naD.
You: oh
You: it's like mine
You: i am Adn
Stranger: Wow. We almost sound like Dan.
You: yeah
Stranger: I don't like you. Dan.

this thread is a new breed of cancer

>>581115932
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: yo
You: hi
Stranger: u ok?
You: Whats ur name?
Stranger: sophie
Stranger: u?
You: Dan
Stranger: everyone is called dan
Stranger: omg
Stranger: whats going on
You: its a jewish conspiracy
Stranger: what???
You: yea
Stranger: whats the conspiracy
You: the kikes wanna kill the feminazis
You: its on CNN and Fox News
You: turn on ur tv
Stranger: what is a kike and feminazi
Stranger: im in england :(
You: then BBC
Stranger: news isnt on
You: 4chan.org/b/

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>sides

Dan is alpha as fuck

Stranger: hello tumblr
You: Hey whats your name :)
Stranger: my name is daniela
Stranger: 18 f
You: cool my names dan
Stranger: oh, you again? you've been active here havn't you
You: im a bit of a stud muffin :)
Stranger: sure sure, so i have been very horny lately, would you like to cam ;)
You: depends on how big your dick is ;)
Stranger: lol, 18 f buddy
Stranger: so -6 inch
You: Well that would leave me with a few inches to spare :)

Stranger: that's emberassing

Stranger: anyway, here's the puss, if you're interested
LINK WAS HERE
You: not clicking newfaaaaaaaag

Stranger: i'm straight as can be bud

You: haha u funny guy

Stranger: girl*

You: shemale

Stranger: what's the point of still raiding this if everyone is dan already

>>581120492
You: i dont know
Stranger: YOU BETTER NOT TRICK ME
You: :/
Stranger: like i was talking to this one guy
Stranger: and he was like no dan pls
You: :|
You: yea
Stranger: then he asked me if i was religious
Stranger: and i said i go to church
Stranger: and he said DO YOU WANT TO HEAR ABOUT OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR DAN
Stranger: WHAT IS THIS
You: alright calm down take a big breath
Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK
You: whats your name son?
Stranger: nadine
You: oh sorry
You: so you're a girl ?
Stranger: yas
You: alright
You: so you are religious yeah?
Stranger: pls dont dan me
Stranger: its creepy as fuck
You: well how old are you?
Stranger: 15
You: ah alrigh
You: im 16 im dan
You: nice to meet you
You: nadanine
You: naDANine
You: DO YOU GET IT
You: U BITCH
You: U NEVER GONNA LOSE ME
You: IM EVERYWHERE
Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK
You: I GONNA EAT YOUR SOUL
You: JUST
You: LISTEN
You: ONLY DAN CAN HELP YOU
Stranger: FUCK OFF YOU DICK
You: OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR DAN AMEN.
Stranger: YOU ARE SUCH AN ASSHOLE

I MEET HER !!! XDD

What's a b, post it

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Kek

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: Hi
Stranger: Get the fuck out there's a grenade
You: ug
You: =greanade ?
You: derp moment
Stranger: The fuck are you saying?
You: I am dan
You: that is what i am saying
Stranger: Dan shut the fuck up
You: For the lulz
Stranger: I have no time for your shit
You: boat
You: OFCOURSE
Stranger: Hey nice me me though

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like Tumblr.

You: hii

Stranger: hi

You: whats your name :)

Stranger: Dan :)) Yours?

You: Dan, nice to meet you

Stranger: Hi Dan, Nice to meet you too.

You: i shot myself with a paintball gun

Stranger: fok m8

Stranger: why u do tat to urself dan

You: nevermind that dan, fancy some incestious sex together, since we are twins

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found ya.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: Hi
Stranger: Hey
Stranger: Hey
You: im Ran nice to meet you :D
Stranger: What is life
Stranger: Stfu

Stranger: Hallo

Stranger: Meiner fraulein

You: Guten tag my fellow tumblr

Stranger: Wie geht es

You: heil hitler

Stranger: HAHAHAH

You: What is your name

Stranger: Im not even german

Stranger: Whats yours

Stranger: If you say dan ill fucking kill you

You: danielle

Stranger: Eat a dick bitch

You: Hello.
Stranger: hi
You: How are you?
Stranger: Dantastic.
You: That is weird. It sort of goes with my name. I am Daniel. Nice to meet you.
Stranger: My name is Dan, nice to meet you.
You: So, Dan, tell me, where are you from?
Stranger: I'm from Australia, you?
You: I am from Danmark.
Stranger: I'm from Danwin, to be more specific. (North Australia)
You: Is it close to the sea? Because I am wondering, if you got there many dans.
Stranger: There are many dans, almost to many.
You: I am thinking of world trip, and I would like to drive with one of those Danbury MotorCaravans. You should check online at http://www.danburymotorcaravans.com/.
Stranger: Daniel, it was nice talking, but I have to go. Hitler did nothing wrong.

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Hi Dan

>>581121560
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: i hope u hate weed
Stranger: i hate you
You: I am dan
Stranger: mein nigger

Stranger:Hi

Me:Hi

Stanger:What's up?

Me: I'm Dan.

Stranger:Please stop

Stranger:It's getting annoying

Me: You can't stop Dan. Dan will never die.

Stranger: WHO TF IS DAN!?

Stranger: SERIOUSLY SHUT UP!!

Me: We are anonymous. We are Legion.

Stranger: Don't fuvking use their name like that.

Stranger: They will hack you.

Me: Expect us.

Stranger has disconnected.

>kek

>>581121579
top kek

You: Sup dawg

Stranger: Do girls like it when guys wear lingerie?

You: Dan sure likes it

You: Show uncle dan?

Stranger has disconnected.

Stranger: hi
You: Hey :D!
Stranger: wazup?
You: Not much hbu
Stranger: just fine
Stranger: btw my name is dan
You: Get the fuck out of here you fedora wearing neckbeard fuck
You: How about you get off of /b/, move out of your mother's basement and get a job you lazy ass motherfucker
Stranger: :O
Stranger: fuci u nigger
Stranger has disconnected.
>winrar

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You both like tumblr.
You: Hi
Stranger: heyyo
You: hows it going?
Stranger: good thanks
Stranger: how are you
You: Im doing quite DANdy today
Stranger: is this some kind of Facebook prank
You: 4chan.org
Stranger: AYYYYYY LMAO GO BACK TO B YOU FUCKIN FAGGOT

Stranger: Hi
You: 'ello
Stranger: I'm Brad
You: I'm Dan
Stranger: I know
You: How so?
Stranger: I can't attract girls, any tips?
Stranger: They r8 me max 6/10, but I'm pretty sure that I'm at least 10/10
Stranger: /soc/ says to be an hero, but I can't die as a virgin
You: Do the naked man
Stranger: I don't want to be beta, you kno'?
You: It works 1/3 times
Stranger: Are you sure?
You: OF COURSE!
Stranger: Ok, will post results in 10 mins
You: Have you not seen 'How I met your mother'? It's hard science!
Stranger: >inb4 OP won't deliver
Stranger: Sure
You: OP never delivers, mate
You: OP never does ...
Stranger: It's my favorite show!
Stranger: I'm the good OP
You: Let's hope so
Stranger: Ok, see you in 10 mins, m8!
You: Cya

Let us wait for OP to deliver.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: hellllooooo
You: heyy!!!1
Stranger: omg you sound fun!!!!1
Stranger: finally
You: no actually i'm boring
You: and my name is dan
Stranger has disconnected.

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>>581122182
Part 2