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Roll 69 faggots and I'll shove my bros $1500 bottle of champagne

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Roll 69 faggots and I'll shove my bros $1500 bottle of champagne up my ass.
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>>581036709
Whatever you won't deliver anyways
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>>581036860
Wanna fucking bet bitch
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>>581036709
Isn't that Jay-Z's overpriced champagne he just bought because he is a negro with no taste? They calls it the Ace of Spades champagne.
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>>581038301
Yep.. And I'll shove it yo nah pooper if someone gets 69..
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Will deliver..
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>>581036709
kek
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>>581036709
lol
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>>581036860
the truth
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>>581038994
Will you? Do want.
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op will be a fag
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Hurry the fuck up before this thread 404s
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>>581036709
rrrrrrawl
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>>581038301

This
That stuff is the worst champagne ever..
I like the box though ,practical to tidy stuff..
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bleh timestamp of the bottle
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ayy lmao
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>>581038301
armand de brignac NV and it's about $250 wholesale
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>>581040137
this, first.
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roll 69, pic with timestamp or perma ban
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shit like this really shows me how subjective taste is...i couldn't tell the difference between bottom-shelf champagne and Dom Perignon but when it comes to my beverages of choice the cheap stuff is disgusting
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>>581036709

OP wont delivar
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seriously...do it
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may as well
roll
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Do it faggot
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>>581040972
reroll
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>>581036709
what a waste of a tight virgin asshole
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96
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Will deliver.. Get 69 it goes in!!
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>>581036709
$1500 same end effect
>faggot
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Shove my ass up your ass?
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>>581040536

It depends of the size

Pic related
A box of a mathusalem,6 liters
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>>581036709
You better fucking deliver you fucking white cis shitlord. If you don't i swear to god I will unt you down and disembowel you with that $1500 champagne bottle. Once inside I will pop the top and spray beautiful white champagne foam all up inside your white cracker ass. It will create a pressure vacuum that will implode your insides and cause your mouth to erupt like Old Faithful with foam. Afterword I will shit on your body and spit on your grave because of how badly you disappointed me.

>inb4 69 get
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shove that shit OP
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this gone be good
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GET GOING OP 69 GET
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PLS POST THAT ASS PLAY BABY
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psh, casuals

69 get
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I just rolled 69.
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girugamesh
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Post results OP
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>>581036709
Butt chug it pussy
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pls
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69 nigga
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Well OP, what are you going to do? since I just rolled 69?

581042069 to be exact
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rolling!
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henry rollins for 69 get
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get 69
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>>581041884
>>581041898
>>581041694
>>581041539
>>581040690
Nice 69 you fags got there
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This is retarded
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>>581042031
Reroll
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Dumb nigger ^
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70 get
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>>581042269
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>>581042269
Win
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>>581042269

fucking delivar
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>>581042269
Bros....... Stand by... Make sure this thread doesn't die!! It's going in!!!
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Six-nine
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a winrar is me
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>>581042269
winrar!!
OP better delivar bitch
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what have I done.
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>>581042426
sounds like op is going to deliver

>mfw op doesnt deliver
>mfw op is dead
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>>581036709
What is the point of a 1500 dollar bottle of champagne? So you can say you bought a 1500 dollar bottle of fizzy fermented grapes? I'm not impressed, I think it is fucking stupid. You put an ounce of gold on a gold chain and really have 1500 dollars
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>>581042269
deliver op
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>>581042269
kek
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>>581042426
No way...he's doing it? OP IS FANTASTIC
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>>581042269
OP do it
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>>581036709
Why dont you show us you have a bottle first?
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>>581042529

you have made my night
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>>581042753
he already has fuckwit>>581041495
>>581041310
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This faggot thinks he's hoarse.
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>>581042753
see
>>581041310
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>>581042753
nigga you stupid
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>>581036709
This thread is giving me cancer.
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>>581036709

>$1500 bottle of champagne

A fool and their money are quickly parted.

You realize that Champagne doesn't keep like wine does and that it goes flat even faster if you don't keep it on its side?

Your brother is a fucking idiot.
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get 69
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69 for the flying jews (smoke)
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do it fgt
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If this post is 69 you have to shove it in again without the top on.
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>>581043247
>>581043341

you niggers are l8
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>>581036709
>Newfriends not knowing 69 is disabled
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Delivard!
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If 69 op doesn't do it
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Is OP kill?
>inb4 OP is kill

Captcha: 4646 Thanks moot!
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>>581043162
Enofag
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>>581036709

I can't believe I am here.
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>>581043542
Well you certainly proved me wrong. Congrats OP
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>>581043542
well, abandon thread
nothing more to see here, move along /b/ros
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>>581043542

if 69 flip bottle around and reinsert
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>>581043542
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>>581043542
well then
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Finally a successful thread
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>>581043542
YYYYYEEEEAAAAHHH
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>>581043542

OP was not a faggot
But his brother is
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>>581043542
Send this shit to the company.
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>>581043542
well shit
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fuck you op
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Been an honour bros.
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>>581044187
This.
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>>581043542

nice work OP. well done.
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>>581043542
please comeback and post pics of bro drinking the champagne
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>>581044187
this, someone just email it
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>>581043542
Dear diary, today op wasn't a faggot. But he still was because he shoved a bottle up his ass.
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>>581042150
dam straight, faggot
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Guys we have a problem...
My bros away from the house and I stole the bottle from his room and now there seems to be shit attached to the top.. Do I leave it like that and wait for him to see it! He drinks from it a lot, he likes to act cool around his friends..
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>>581043542
Sweet jesus, OP delivered!
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>>581043034
not as stupid as you waiting for OP to do shit.
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>>581045452

Someone archive this please. We're all a part of history.
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>>581045452
you fucking tard
this is why you enema before you put anything in your ass
wipe the shit off and try to get rid of the smell as much as possible by replacing it with something that isnt suspicious
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>>581036709
>>581038735
Respect OP. You are a man of your word.
Somebody tweet Jay-Z that his champagne sucks asshole.
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>>581045452
Now you fucked up.
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>>581045452
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>>581043542
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Today is going to be a great day, thanks OP.
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Guys.., situation has escalated... The poop has dropped into the bottom of the bottle, I repeat THE POOP HAS DROPPED TO THE BOTTOM OF THE BOTTLE!!
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>>581046056

Pics. You are insane. You're the hero /b/ needs
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>>581046056
I want to meet OP
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>>581044187
Tell me the company and il do it
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>>581046194
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>>581046056
kek Leave it there and wait for your bro to drink it.
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holy shit hahah this is amazing.. been waiting for /b/ to get back on its game..
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>>581046056
Dammit OP I was just about to go to bed. Guess I'll be up a little longer.
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>>581046056
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>>581046423
Armand de Brignac Brut
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