Greentext that's god tier
I will start off you negrums
I was in this thread when it Happened.
Good shit, happened only like 2 weeks ago.
>the old lickaroo
>>580874090
That guy probably cut himself and took a photo of a pizza box
Still fun e
got a whole bunch of these
>>580876698
>bros
>>580877441
As a foolish lactose intolerant, I commend you.
>>580877161
god-tier, 10/10 read
>>580874090
I like that story
>>580878067
>>580877441
my sides
>>580874090
Fucking kiddo
>>580874090
Lol
>>580878997
10/10
>>580877775
That sounds like the coolest household ever
>>580879146
>you're fucking up kiddo
anybody got neal the tard?
>>580878067
epic
>>580878067
Gotta remember this
>>580876897
lost
>>580878067
>keks internally
>>580880146
Not a ylyl thread but glad it made you happy
>>580874668
I bet you also posted "toasting in epic bread" like some kind of newfag.
Nobody gives a fuck what threads you were, are, or will be in.
Die faggot.
Also, asl?
>>580878067
This is fucking gold
>>580880591
I was rocking back and forth in my chair so fucking hard laughing at that
>>580880769
oh shit I remember when you said that! I was in that thread
>>580881134
>>580880146
Only the best for you my /b/rethren
>>580880538
Fucking magnificent.... Pure gold
>>580877161
This was fucking glorious. Best thing I've ever read on 4chan.
>>580877161
worth
Not letting this thread die.
>>580877161
10/10 would read again
>>580880591
I couldn't finish i was kekking so hard
>i ken grentixt i not newfig
>>580877181
If he did that to try and amuse people on /b
even more funny.
I'm running out of greentexts anons.Help me out here!
love this one
>>580877161
cerebral. as that is my captcha.
>>580877161
In the end, still a /b/tard
>>580877161
>Anonymous (ID: kB4qPvz2) 11/22/14(Sat)23:17:35 No.580877161â–¶>>580878295
holy shit, this anon is a legend. 69/10
My all time favorite greentext
>>580877161
gold
>>580886882
fucking kek
pls dont let this thread die
will bump because bump.
actually ill add this one.
Bump!!
i think about this one from time to time, always laugh.
>>580888887
good kek. last bump, night.
>>580888537
>senses my ki
Holy fuck my sides
>>580879586
Sorry I'm late.
Exactly as the file name >implies
>>580878435
I fukken lol'ed
>>580888887
so close to 888888 get
>>580874945
rofl
Bump.
This thread has been the highlight of my night, don't let it die yet!
Friends I bring you OC this just happened to me last week.
>be alone at home with sister
>I am in finance and sister is going to college
>both of our parents died in a wreck and I take care of her / pay for college and stuff
>anyway its like 3 am I am up late at night watching some bumfuck crisis in russia / european timezones that could influence my early morning trades
>get sleepy and figure I can get in 2 hour nap before work
>turn off everything in front room and start to head upstairs
>undress and get ready for bed
>suddenly remember "fuck didn't plug in laptop"
>put on my jeans because didn't want to walk naked downstairs and run into my sister
>about to enter living room and turn on light when I Suddenly hear the fucking french doors in covered patio next to living room being pushed on hard
>no fucking way someone is trying to break in!
>have a small gunsafe in living room hall closet with a handgun and alarm panic button installed near it
>push alarm and snag my handgun this takes maybe 20 seconds
>I can literally only hear blood rushing in my ears and am scared shitless
>turn on my light in living room and shout out 'I have a gun and the cops are on there way"
>shoving on door instantly stops and I hear 2-3 voices shout RUN RUN RUN RUN
>end up sitting crouching behind a wooden table I flipped over and was in iraq mode all over again
>grab housephone and call sister upstairs tell her to hide in closet someone was trying to break in and not come down stairs
>she is freaking out but listens to me
>cops take 35 minutes to show up
>I tell them everything info exchanged/ report filed / neighbors told / cancelled work
>decide I need to get 2 dogs
>go to shelter and adopt two amazing american staffordshire/ boxer mixes
>literally 65lb dogs made of muscle and no fear
>3 weeks pass without incident
>dogs trained and 1 sleeps in sisters room and one at the top / foot of the stairs depending on how he feels.
Will continue in second post i
>>580891135
dubs are disabled there is no get
>>580888888
fuck you moot
>>580891447
Fuck