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Story time motherfuckers. > be 11 and happy > thought I

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Story time motherfuckers.
> be 11 and happy
> thought I was cool and all the girls wanted me
> all the girls in class decide to rank the boys on their hotness
> me = 13/14
> #14 kid in class was the special needs kid named Peter so I was just above tard hot
> all the boys find out and make fun of me on the soccer field
> tell them to fuck off and just play soccer,
> "who cares what they think dudes, lets just play"
> a few minutes later I score. I was pretty good at soccer.
> the goalie comes up from behind me while I am jumping for joy (it was receess but it might as well have been the world cup) and kicks my back
> fall to ground
> other kids jump in and start stomping on my face
> "you ugly fuck" they screamed as they spit on me
> my face was bloodied and even more fucked
> no recess supervision to see (fucking teachers)
> heard the ground rumble as I lay there motionless taking kick after kick
> Peter the tard (#14) rushes in from the tire swings
> he body checks one kid, bitch slaps another, and then starts spitting at everyone he could see
> he was like a spitter from Left4Dead
> kids are scared, backing up
> no one wants tard spit on them
> spit dangling from mouth "FUH YOU!!!!FUH YOU AHHHHOLDS!!!!"
> he pulls me up and we walk to the tire swings and swing until recess is over
> we don't say anything
> my nose won't stop bleeding
> leg was fucking PAIN
> some girls from my grade ask if I'm okay but Peter and I just ignore them
> they started this shit with the list
> to this day I can't understand why the kids did what they did and why Peter stepped in
> up until then I barely spoke to Peter
> I can only remember in grade 1, because I was the best reader in class, they paired me with him but that's all I can really remember of him before that day
> bell rings
> Peter helps me to class
> "What happened to him?!!!" screamed the teach
> before I could say anything, "DUN WORRY MITHUTH J, I GOYT HIM."
> he always did
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>>580834960
> school dance
> the hot list thing blew over
> back to being friends with the kids that stomped me
> bunch of us standing along wall like we're cool as shit
> no one's dancing
> except for Peter
> kid is dancing machine
> has been doing chicken dance for like 15 mins straight
> faggy DJ "alllllright you love birds, time for a slooow song"
> girls start asking boys along the wall to dance
> girl I love walks right up to me
> "Can you ask George if he'll dance with me."
> fucking kill me
> George was my best bud in class.
> tell George
> fat girls walk past me ask other fat kids
> no one left
> Standing their like a faggot against the wall
> everyone's dancing but me
> Peter approaches and sachets
> fuck no
> walk out of the gym
> "WUH YOU GOING??"
> "I'm getting some air."
> "K"
> he follows
> we go outside and just start climbing on the bike racks like retards
> all of a sudden I get this crazy idea
> start letting out all the air in the girls bikes
> Peter is laughing like mad "WUHHH YOU DOING?"
> "Revenge"
> Peter and I hide out in the bushes and wait until all the kids who rode bikes come out
> everyones got flat tires
> just like their tits
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>>580835029
> George is going out with the girl I love now
> we're in elementary school so its nothing much
> still feel fucking crushed
> hanging out with them and another girl under the jungle gym after school
> think its like a double date thing
> figure fuck it, this blonde girls okay
> she doesn't talk to me at all
> she's fucking in love with george
> everything george says they giggle over
> he starts talking about the NHL and they start laughing
> "you're so funny George"
> "look at his hair."
> "wow it's soft!"
> George and my crush start making out
> turn away not to look as it hurts too much
> see Peter in the bushes staring at us
> "Hey Buddeh!"
> I laugh and wave back
> start to chuckle thinking he's doing another prank
> nope. he's just fapping
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keep going?
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yeah op, things interesting
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>>580835271
The actual fuck
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>>580835460
pls
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>>580835271
> it finally happens
> some girl likes me
> little ugly me
> so fucking excited
> this cute girl in class named Sara, she likes pokemon, and art.
> she's a bit skinny but she's super hot
> have no idea why she even asked me out
> George and me get chosen to be MC's for the christmas concert
> girl who told me sara likes me tells me to do something romantic like sing a song just for her at the concert
> ask my dad for help
> he cna't believe some hot bitch wants me but fuck it
> "girls love funny guys, son. Make her laugh, and she'll be yours."
> christmas concert almost over
> "And before we end, I'd like to sing a song for the love of my life...Sara"
> just hearing it now makes me cringe
> start to sing can you feel the love tonight from the lion king in a shitty pakistani accent thinking that was funny
> no one laughs
> dead silence
> Peter gets up from the floor
> "BULLISMO BULLISMO!"
> tears are falling from his face
> for 10 seconds it was like all I saw was Pete
> I was so happy
> I thought I was fucking Sinatra
> then I heard the laughter and saw the people mocking me
> everyone laughs at me
> "So are you going to go up there and kiss that retard?" screamed someone
> could hear a pin drop
> Sara gets up off the floor in complete tears
> "I don't like that fucking ugly monster" she says as she runs out
> my gut wrenches
> "BELLISMOOOOOOOOH"
> christmas concert ends with principal speech and then the grade 1's singing their piece
> I'm waiting there with the mic next to george, my whole body is shaking as the grade 1's sing jingle bells
> this is how crazy people are made...truly evil people I think...
> girls love a guy that can make them laugh eh?
> this is how the Joker came to be.
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> nope. he's just fapping
Oh shit
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> he was like a spitter from Left4Dead

lost
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>>580836087
> "Yes class! I went to Hawaii for my honeymoon! Who knows what the capital of Hawaii is?"
> "Anon?"
> lift my head off the desk, black around my eyes
> haven't given a shit about school since we've been back from winter break
> see the tanned teacher
> is orangey brown as fuck
> "Can you turn it down, miss?"
> "What?" she asks
> "Your CUNT rays... I can't see the board you sunny d chugging--"
> get taken down to the principals office by my arm, whole class is laughing
> sitting on principal's waiting sofa
> guess who's there
> yep
> Peter was spitting on his aid in tard art class (even though it was elementary, he'd swap in and out of classes with us)
> "Hey buddeh"
> "Sup Pete"
> tell him what I said to the teacher
> Peter can't stop laughing "I LUUUUUV SUNNY D HURHURHRUR"
> starts calling his aid who's standing by the office door a "CUN RAY"
"HEY MINDY.... URA CUN RAY"
> she steps outside probably because of ptsd
> he gets up from the sofa
> "dude you gotta stay"
> "YOU GOTTA SHEE DISH"
> fuck it
> chase after him
> he goes to the grade 4 cubby hole
> Pete drops his pants
> "oh fuck Pete....no"
> puts his hands behind his head and just starts pissing on the coats and boots of kids
> "THUS MA SUNNY DEE"
> I start laughing like a mad man
> we run back to the sofa
> no one was the wiser
> get 3 weeks detention for swearing
> go back to class
> at lunch I see all these kids crying on the same sofa
> their coats stunk like asparagus and were soaking wet
> they need to have their parents pick them up because it was -15c and they couldn't walk home for lunch
> lol
> hear Peter laughing from the lunch room
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Lol I got number one white person on the negro list
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>>580836349
> recess
> I'm depressed as fuck and still don't hang around anyone
> it's -10 and I'm out there in a tshirt
> "you're going to catch a cold" says one of the teachers
> "fuck you miss"
> "What?"
> just keep walking
> some girls start making fun of me
> "can't afford a jacket, ugly kid?"
> get really fucking self conscious
> walk right up to her and smile
> plant a big fucking kiss on her face
> my first fucking kiss ever was a rape kiss
> rape kissed her like I was drinking water from a water fountain in the sahara desert
> girl starts crying
> they called me a monster...and now I was one...
> spend rest of recess destroying grade 2's snow fort with Peter
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>>580836565
> gay ass social studies class
> I nod at Peter
> he nods back
> "WUH DA PAN AGAIN?"
> I whisper, "say you have to go take a shit..."
"TAYCHA I HAS TO GO TACO SHUT"
> he runs out of class
> 90 secs go by
> "Can I go get a drink of water?"
> "Fine, but be quick."
> leave with a huge fucking smirk
> meet Peter in the bathroom
> take the PERMANENT MARKER from my back pocket
> the two of us write all kinds of degrading filth on the bathroom stalls
> "Kerry is a lard ass"
> "Tori smells like fish"
> "Laura is a dirty fucking cunt ho bitch and sucks dicks"
> we laugh or face off
> serves the fucking sluts right
> it was the perfect crime
> no one saw us
> we go back to class
> get called into the principals office
> fucking Peter wrote, "ANON + PETE 4EVE" on the stall
> 4 weeks detention
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>>580836754
> Peter is in our art class today
> everyone's making Valentines day cards
> "no one's going to make you one anon"
> it hurts so much but I just laugh
> "IF YOU MUS KNOW. IM MUKKING HIM WUN"
> everyone laughs and calls me and Pete gay lovers
> Pete hands me a card "HI ANON LOVE PETER"
> there's a picture of two stick man peeing on some boots
> a tear falls from my face onto the card
> "Fuck off Pete, I'm not gay."
> his smile rots away
> throw his card in the trash and try and laugh about it with the other guys
> no one talks to me
> everyone hands out their hand made valentines
> I get none
> bell rings
> everyone leaves
> go into trash, and pull out my card
> find Peter waiting for his special bus
> tell him I was just joking
> "I KNOW BUDDEH GOOD ONE HURUHURHUR HAPPY VALEMTIMES."
> pats me on the back
> take card home
> Dad finds it
> tell him it's from a foreign girl named Petra who's shitty at written english
> he pats me on the shoulder
> "You sly dog."
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Bump for pete
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Pls comment if you want more, don't want this to 404.
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>>580837257
Moarrr
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Time Runs fast for tards
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"BULLISMO BULLISMO!"

bumping for pete
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pete is my hero
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> fucking Peter wrote, "ANON + PETE 4EVE" on the stall
MY SIDES
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>>580837257
you got talent bro
natural story teller
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>>580837047
> spring comes
> most of the girls are already starting puberty
> Kerry got some HUGE FUCKING TITS practically over night
> can't stop thinking about Kerry and her fucking bazongers
> tell Peter I'd give a million bucks to see her fucking tits
> "HOW MUCH IS YOUR MEOWT?" he said as he pointed to my backpack where I kept my pokemon cards
> "uhh...."
> I cracked a devilish smile on my ugly mug
> "About a million."
> he gets up out of his chair
> "Sit down Pete" says his aid
> he just runs past her
> goes right up to kerry and yanks off her shirt and training bra
> whole class is stunned
> holy shit
> I fucking gaze at her boobs
> fucking beauties
> "CAN YOU SEE DEM?" screams Pete
> she covers up and starts to cry
> he runs back to me
> as the aid and teacher chase him down I hand him the card
> "MEEEEEOWTH DATS RIGHT"
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Post your face. I wanna see what kinda ugly levels we're dealing with
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> "MEEEEEOWTH DATS RIGHT"

in orbit
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Pete is the man. Boobies for a pokemon card good deal.
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Not sure if made up, but this is genuinely interesting. Bump for Pete.
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>>580837653
> kids start making fun of me for hanging around Pete all the time
> became known as "the tards friend"
> don't even mind because it feels better to be known as the kid who hangs around a retard rather than the ugly kid, you know?
> life is getting better
> teacher doesn't even call on me anymore
> I'm practically assimilated
> I just hang around Pete all day doing fuck all
> teachers tell my mom that I've turned into quite the leader and have really made Peter feel like he's part of the class
> mom tells me I should invite Pete over for lunch
> tell her it's not a good idea but we do it anyways
> arrange it with his aid
> mom picks us up at lunch
> asks him what he wants for lunch
> "I DANNO, WHAVER ANON HAS"
> "What's the favourite thing your mom makes you?"
> "My mom is dayed"
> silence all the way back
> not really sure what happened to his mom to be honest--but he never really knew her
> mom makes grilled cheese sandwiches with tomato soup
> Pete loves it
> we're laughing our heads off making burping sounds and calling my mom a "tomutto lady"
> "I LUVVVVVVVV UTTTTTTTT I JUS DO" he said as he chugged his bowl
> it was seriously the best lunch I've had
> we go back to school with red fucking soup mustaches and the residue of laughs in our bellies
> I am so fucking happy
> "nice mustache, you ugly fucking cock face"
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ayy lmao
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bumping for moar
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Goddamn it OP, faster!

Bump for the legendary Pete.
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>>580838173
> from that point on I had fucking had it with the kids at my school
> no matter what I did I was just the ugly monster...
> so I only played with Pete
> we decided, well I did, and Pete just joined in, that our lives would be dedicated to fucking over every person who fucked with us... and called us retarded or ugly
> so we nicky nine doored this Lee bitch
> I'd been to her birthday the year before
> her grandma answered
> we start laughing in the bushes
> "who's there?" she said
> she goes back in
> ring her doorbell again
> "hello? who's there?"
> "YO BUTT. IT STINK" screamed Pete
> we laugh our ugly faces off and high fived each other and then ran away
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bumps
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bumppppppppppp
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bump this is great
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>>580836087
Lurking
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>>580838609
> it's "passion week"
> basically the school has all these modules you can sign up for, that you get to do for a week--it's basically options, for elementary kids, it's stupid
> Pete and I don't give a fuck so we never hand in our forms
> both of us end up in cooking class
> they bring in a real chef to teach us how to do stuff and we go on a field trip to an actual kitchen to make cookies
> tons of parents join us
> and yet still... the unrelenting harassment continues
> Peter and I are playing the number game on the bus...he was odds, I was evens.
> my mom was one of the parent helpers for the field trip
> hear the other kids laughing at us
> "jesus fuck... did you see anon's mom? How the fuck did that nice woman give birth to such an ugly fuck?"
> mom doesn't say anything
> Peter turns around hocks a huge fucking loogey and spits right at some random kids face
> "DUN YOU EVER DISPECT MY TOMUTO MUMMEH AGAIN"
> Peter gets told for spitting, he's not coming in... him and his aid have to wait on the bus
> try and explain he was just defending me but the teacher doesn't care
> go in...
> learn to make cookies
> Megan complains that she's my partner, "I don't want him touching my food... with his ugly hands"
> even my hands are ugly I guess
> "fine whatever... you just make them"
> sitting there staring at the clock
> every once in a while I'll get up and pretend to be the life of the party when my mom comes around
> "Haha great joke, Megan!"
> "what the hell are you talking about?"
> so depressed
> class is almost over
> all of a sudden see Pete in the kitchen
> he ran out of the bus and tracked me down
> Megan walks over to tell on him
> Pete opens the oven and puts Megan's backpack inside and turns it all the way up
> kitchen starts smoking
> teacher and parents ask what that smell is...
> Pete cracks an anime eyes closed smile, "YA COOKIE IS BEWNING MAYAN."
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>>580838609
>inb4 she answers the door and gets on the dinosaur
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>>580838909
> Pete got suspended for the spitting and backpack burning so I didn't see him for a while
> one night out of no where I get a call
> muffled breathing
> "Hello?"
> muffled breathing
> "Hello?"
> "YOU LIKE WONTONGS?"
> Pete's Dad comes on the phone and tells me it's Peter's birthday and their going out for chinese food and I am invited
> an hour later they pull up to my house in this beaten up old shit car
> Peter pushes his dad out of the way and honks the horn for what seems like hours for me to come
> get in
> no one says a fucking word to me the whole ride
> it's like I was going to be killed or something mafia style
> we arrive at the restaurant
> Pete stays in the car
> "Pete can't come in. He doesn't like the Chinese."
> "oh"
> we go inside get the food and the come out and eat it in the car
> not at home...but in the fucking car in the parking lot
> every time a chinese person exits the restaurant Pete stops eating closes his eyes and covers his ears
> wut
> "OOOOOOOOOO SPITHY EH ANON" he said as he ate his sweet ginger beef
> on the way back as the Dad is about to turn right, Pete takes the wheel
> "Peter what are you doing?!!! PETER STOP!"
> We almost crash into a car
> Peter starts singing "IT MY BIRTHDAY AN ILL CRY IF WAAAANNNA CRY IF A WANNNNA"
> out of nowhere his dad goes, "those fucking chinks put msg in his fucking food again."
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Could everyone who is lurking comment, because I'd like to know how many are reading, don't want to write all this for just a small crowd.
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more anon for the love of god type/paste faster
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I hope this story ends with a school shooting. Seems like there are quite a few candidates for an early death here.
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wtf is this
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please nigga keep typing. this is gold
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Bamp
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>Ran an HDMI cable from my PC to the living room TV last night, was watching movies
>Forgot about this
>Woke up this morning, decided to have a fap.
>Xhamster, find vid of a couple blondes doing some guy on a beach.
>Fap commences
>Could hear ppl in living room cheering
>Figured they were watching a game or something
>Continue to fap
>Cheering continues
>Finish
>Clean up
>Feel thirsty
>Open bedroom door
>'Morning Anon. We're going to the beach later'
>"Anon wana come? Who knows, you might meet some hot blondes?'
>Notice HDMI cable
>Realise they were watching my porn with me
>Laugh


Didn't go to beach. It's fucking hot today.
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Lurker, standing by
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msg
my sides
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moar Pete now
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keep writing op
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keep goin
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give me more pete motherfucker
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yepp lurking
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we're listening
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Ok assholes!
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Post a pic of you and Pete!!
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MOAR!!! Make this for Pete!!
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i demand more pete
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>>580839858
this
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>>580839148
> Peter's back in school now
> but he's different
> the school forced his dad to commit to some sort of medicine for Pete
> Pete just stares and smiles now
> he's like full on down syndrome
> just raises his hands some times like a frisbee is flying at his face
> try and cheer him up by cutting chunks of the girl's hair in front of me
> girl finally feels me tugging at her hair after like the 3rd fucking snip
> turns around notices her hair on the floor
> screams for the teacher
> I get dragged to the principals but the entire time im just staring back at Pete
> he's not even smiling
> just sort of looking sad move his hands a little
> I did everything I could do to not cry
> those fucking bastards wrecked the only good thing in this world...the only kind heart...
> they would pay
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>>580839535
>implying hdmi cables are that long
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come on OP moar Pete
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>>580839854
pete better become president by the end of this
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>>580837257
Moar pls
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>>580839858
>>580839915
Guys, hate to burst bubbles, but that story has been reposted before.
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>>580840017
> Peter's back in school now
> but he's different
> the school forced his dad to commit to some sort of medicine for Pete
> Pete just stares and smiles now
> he's like full on down syndrome
> just raises his hands some times like a frisbee is flying at his face
> try and cheer him up by cutting chunks of the girl's hair in front of me
> girl finally feels me tugging at her hair after like the 3rd fucking snip
> turns around notices her hair on the floor
> screams for the teacher
> I get dragged to the principals but the entire time im just staring back at Pete
> he's not even smiling
> just sort of looking sad move his hands a little
> I did everything I could do to not cry
> those fucking bastards wrecked the only good thing in this world...the only kind heart...
> they would pay
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>>580839410
Good shit anon
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>>580840189
>>580840017
posted same thing type mate
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> Peter's back in school now
> but he's different
> the school forced his dad to commit to some sort of medicine for Pete
> Pete just stares and smiles now
> he's like full on down syndrome
> just raises his hands some times like a frisbee is flying at his face
> try and cheer him up by cutting chunks of the girl's hair in front of me
> girl finally feels me tugging at her hair after like the 3rd fucking snip
> turns around notices her hair on the floor
> screams for the teacher
> I get dragged to the principals but the entire time im just staring back at Pete
> he's not even smiling
> just sort of looking sad move his hands a little
> I did everything I could do to not cry
> those fucking bastards wrecked the only good thing in this world...the only kind heart...
> they would pay
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>>580840189
> for some reason I blamed the school nurse
> though now I realize she probably had nothing to do with the prescription and it was the principal and teachers
> decide to fight fire with fire
> they drugged my boy, I'd drug theres
> problem is I didn't have any drugs
> I smirked as I opened the pantry door, and then tucked a bottle into my backpack and went off to school
> pretend to be sick and ask to see school nurse
> nurse is this hot thing
> tell her my tummy is hurting
> she goes into her back room to get some gravol or some shit
> take the CHILI POWDER out of my backpack and poor a fucking mound of it in her coffee
> large chunks of it swirl around as I try and stir it in with my finger
> wait in her office until she grabs the coffee without looking and takes a large gulp of her morning jo
> I grow a huge shit eating grin
> ear to ear
> she spits it out all over desk
> "Spicccccccccy" I cackle
> get 1 week detention but its worth it
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Pete is my favorite tard so far, even better than Neal
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> Peter's back in school now
> but he's different
> the school forced his dad to commit to some sort of medicine for Pete
> Pete just stares and smiles now
> he's like full on down syndrome
> just raises his hands some times like a frisbee is flying at his face
> try and cheer him up by cutting chunks of the girl's hair in front of me
> girl finally feels me tugging at her hair after like the 3rd fucking snip
> turns around notices her hair on the floor
> screams for the teacher
> I get dragged to the principals but the entire time im just staring back at Pete
> he's not even smiling
> just sort of looking sad move his hands a little
> I did everything I could do to not cry
> those fucking bastards wrecked the only good thing in this world...the only kind heart...
> they would pay
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>>580839410
i dont know how much of this is real but holy fuck this is beautiful. keep going for the love of god
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bump for based pete
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>>580840316
>>580840446
Sorry mate, trying my best over here.

> tell Pete about how I drugged the nurse with chili powder but he doesn't care
> he's out of it
> he just sits there and stares
> I start crying and shaking Pete, telling him to fucking laugh
> "Laugh you fucking sonuva bitch!"
> "Pete...I know you're in there...don't leave me Pete... Pete..."
> he just kind of squeals and moans
> "Pete" I cry "stop it Pete...please...don't leave me Pete..."
> he's just an empty shell...his eyes are perma-thousand yard staring
> start smacking him, telling him to fucking wake up...that I needed him...
> his aid tells me to stop as I'm bothering him...
> after that Pete gets taken out of our class and is put permanently into the tard class
> get 1 week of detention for my outburst
>>
time flies when you're a faggot
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>>580840674
> "where's you're fucking retard friend, you ugly fucking loser"
> I turn around to see George saying those words to me
> my old best bud...
> "god you're such a fucking loser..."
> a bunch of girls are sitting at his table, they all laugh
> "eww he's looking at me."
> "can you just fucking stop it? It was okay when you did it to me before...because I had Pete... but...just stop...please...just for one day."
> they snicker
> I turn around and punch George in the face
> "You think it's funny?"
> Everyone stops doing their group work
> all eyes on me
> "Laugh some more George"
> "Anon.."
> I kick him in the face and chip his tooth
> teacher picks up the phone and calls for the principal to come ASAP
> I leave the room
> and run for the tard class
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pete is kill
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Bumping for peeeeteeeaaar
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>>580840674
and you're doing a great job, thanks anon
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>>580838192
saved
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I have no more sorry!
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still lurking, still wanna see how ugly you are
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Oh geez, I'm gonna get teary soon aren't I?
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>>580840867
Just kidding you fucking faggots.
> I'm gonna get suspended for kicking george...
> it's just a matter of time before they find me
> I open the tard classroom door
> they are playing with playdough
> I grab Pete's hand, and lead him out the door as fast as I can
> his aid notices
> chases after us
> right before we get to the door she pins me down
> "STOP! What are you doing?!!! Where are you taking Peter? You can't just---"
> I'm squirming like mad trying to get out of her hambeast clutches
> principal and teacher spot us from down the hall...
> "Get off me you fat fucking cunt"
> hear a snicker... look up
> "what did you call me?" says the woman
> Peter' holding a dictionary over his head and he slams it down on his aids head
> "LUK IT UP BISH"
> get out from under her fat wobby body and exit the doors with Pete
> we're on the fucking lamb
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God dam u op
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>>580835694
Go back to jezebel. Nobody says "the actual fuck" except pompous assholes.
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>>580841070
Don't you fucking dare...
>>
OP was not a faggot yet
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>>580841070
Nah, fucking continue cunt.
You don't end a story like that.
>>
>>580841187
hahahaha!! Yessss!
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>>580841187
> we have maybe a 1 minute lead...
> we run for the bushes of the house across the street
> as soon as we lay down on the ground hidden behind the foliage the teacher and principal exit the doors
> they are joined by the janitor
> they start calling our names
> and running down opposite sides of the street
> "ANON?"
> "Pete?" I said cry laughing.
> "I GOTTA MURKA SHURT"
> he knocks on the door of the house
> some old guy answers and Pete just walks right on in
> "what in the blazes?!" says the man
> "he's gotta use the bathroom sorry." I said
> the man let him poo and then we exited through his back yard...
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Pete!!!
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>>580840469
Neal is hard to beat
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>>580841070
> Peter's back in school now
> but he's different
> the school forced his dad to commit to some sort of medicine for Pete
> Pete just stares and smiles now
> he's like full on down syndrome
> just raises his hands some times like a frisbee is flying at his face
> try and cheer him up by cutting chunks of the girl's hair in front of me
> girl finally feels me tugging at her hair after like the 3rd fucking snip
> turns around notices her hair on the floor
> screams for the teacher
> I get dragged to the principals but the entire time im just staring back at Pete
> he's not even smiling
> just sort of looking sad move his hands a little
> I did everything I could do to not cry
> those fucking bastards wrecked the only good thing in this world...the only kind heart...
> they would pay
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bump
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holly shit moar!
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>>580841451
> we walked aimlessly for a while
> and hid behind some cars when we heard sirens
> I really thought Pete killed his aid... when the first siren whizzed by
> "Are you okay man?"
> he nodded and smiled
> As we walked down the sidewalk Pete began to stagger and then right before he fell I caught him
> "Pete are you okay?"
> "HEY YOU LIKE WONGTONGS?"
> he pointed to the chinese restaurant down the way
> we walked inside and got a table for 2
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>>580836087
I had a similar experience to Sara.
I played cards occasionally with this gay kid and he thought we were best friends because of it.
At 8th grade graduation, they played the pre-recorded interviews with every student and one of the questions was "what is your favorite memory" and the gay kid said "Any thing I did with Anon".
I turned to look at all the girls who were snickering and I just said AW HELL NAW.
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Bamp
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>>580841451

bet those were shooped.
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>>580841187
Kids can be so evil.
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>>580837257

bamping pls continue OP
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