If your cock is not at least 7.5 inches long and 5.5 inches in

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>mfw im slanging an 8 incher

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I'm comfortable knowing that, when my wife brings other women home for me to fuck, I'm pretty much set

my gf is fine with my 6 inches

>>580624716
>only 7,5 inches long and 5,5 inches in girth
What a micropenis
If you don't have at least 16 inches long and 10 inches in girth you have to face never satisfying a woman

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>>580624716
>Get a life bro. You miss the fucking bout by full 1.5 inches. Your fucking small 7.5 peen wont do shit.

Stop trying to people down that are the same like you

6 - 6 1/2 inches, not sure of girth. Uncut. Regularly satisfy my lady. Satisfying a women with your dick is like... 1/8 of the battle.

>>580625423
Only that, if you're not 23 inches long 21 girth go kill yourself

>>580624716
anyone who think you even need to have a penis to satisfy a woman is an virgin

Hey /b/rothers, 23 inch long 20 inches girth here. my GF told me my penis was smaller than her previous BFs... what do?

>>580624716
i may only have a 6 inch dick, but i have an 11 inch tongue and can breath through my ears.

>>580624716
these threads get posted every single day and get a rise out of people every single time. when will you all stop being such insecure retards?

>>580624716
Sorry, I don't measure my cock in inches.When you start measuring in feet let me know.

>>580626232
Kill that horse

> why should i give a fuck about satisfying them. they are all whores.

>>580624716
caring about satisfying women ; you're not even on the winning team.

>>580624716
what made you think i was here to satisfy?

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>>580624716


Besides inches you forgot to mention it also needs to be black

My dick

My midget pugugly stupid bitch of a wife loves my 4 inch beast. 7 inches of girth btw. AND SHE CALLS MY PENIS A MIDGET! stupid bitch.

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>>580626678
>My dick
>black-dick-curved.jpg

anyway, if thats ur dick, you should go and see zeh doctor, cause you got hair on the shaft, all the way to the middle. disgusting

>>580626678
Dat curve! You been fucking goats brah.

>>580626678
it looks so sad. Must be because all the shit pussy you have to fuck. Any self respecting woman would turn that down.

>>580626574
this

>>580626217
indeed. fellas, your hands are your most important device to getting your lady off.

>>580624716
most obvious b8 in history.

>>580624716
>thinking dick size actually matters
>not realizing women don't see it until you've got them in bed anyways

so many virgins

So you're saying 99% of everyone can never satisfy women?

Ok.

>>580626897
>>580626924
>>580626951


pure unadulterated jealousy

>>580626437
when the world stops spinning.
or when most of these knobs realize how insignificant it all actually is.

>>580626897
He can't answer you back. He passed out trying to get hard. Not enough blood Flow to brain

>>580626840
Yours sounds like a match made in heaven.

>>580627126


Exactly and then with 15 of men left women would all become lesbos and enslave men as sperm machines

If your dick is that big you are destroying bitches. Not in the good way theyd call the cops cuz of the internal bleeding.

LOL! His Penis isn't 19 cm 23 mm 39 nm! LMAO girls he needs like 0,0123554 m to be real man xD Hey Jenny! When was the last time you measured your bfs dick with a ruler? You crazy haha xoxoxoxo

>>580627360

xD! EPIC!

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>>580624716


penis size has ben scientifically studied and about 80% of women say its more what a man does with what he has then how big he is.

Also, men with larger penises tend to experience much more erectile dysfunction

>>580627360
XD ROFL!!!!

>>580624716
Any pussy deeper than 5.5 is disgusting. The woman is obviously a whore to begin with. Do not want

>>580627819
This honestly. Without physical stimulation it's hard for me to have my girlfriend on top (7.25" >5" girth). Also, it only gets worse with age (I'm only 24)

>>580627865
... Are you a virgin? Vagina stretches to ridiculous size to adapt to their partner and applies pressure the whole time...

>>The joy you feel when you don't need to rely on a penis to get a woman off.

>>580627865

ya cuz the deepness of a chicks vag is determined by who she's fucked....

>5 inch butthurt detected

>>580626678

Obvious shop is obvious

>>580627865
>thinks vaginas get deeper through sexual intercourse

>>580624716
7.5 inches, 6 inch girth.

I got this chick who just broke up with her boy friend. She said he was 5 inches. dude is about 5'7'' and im 6'3'', I'm thinking im gonna rock her world

after sex she said her ex was better.

So i've got work to do haha just because I have a big cock doesn't make me a god at fucking.

Bros with smaller dicks, its about what you do. If youre insecure, youre just a pussy who needs to get over it and fuck the shit out of whatever girl you can

>>580628092
So 5.5 inches in girth is considered on the thick side? I have no fucking clue, only that is looks very small to me...
My ex didn't like sex (both were each other's first). Could it be it was too uncomfortable due to the girth rather than her simply not finding me remotely attractive or having zero libido?
(I want to believe it wasn't me being a failure.)

>>580628290
>implying it's not

Dirty ragged out cave pussy detected

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/thread

>>580628356
>implying they dont

Dirty whore!

>>580624716
Do I have to kill myself if I'm a bottom faggot locked in chastity and my cock doesn't get used or touched?

I love it BTW... :-D

>>580628759

??? what the fuck is that insult? you have a big dick and you fuck girls? thanks? you're clearly still in high school/virgin so just get the fuck off /b/ faggot. tell me what a vagina feels like?

>>580626070
>23 inches

you're a joke

try my 72 incher and then you'll REALLY know what it's like to please a woman


don't even ask about the girth.

ive metaphorically became a 5'11" cock
tfw
filenotfound.webm

>>580629275

shit man, props. ya my GF now said her ex was 70 inches long so still competing with that.

>>580629275
> 72 inches

Are you casul? Everyone knows the ideal length is 450 inches.

>>580628901
fake cocks < all other cocks (including asians)

>>580626232
an hero


im 45 inches
(girth

>>580629502
tfw soap and mythais is a good combo

Hey fellow /b/rothers. 43 inch dick here :/

GF says it just doesn't "fill" her like her ex... IDK what to do

my dick just isn't big enough? what the fuck?

>>580629460
get on my level faggots, mine touches the sun when fully erect. Try again when you are measuring in astronomical units.

>>580629783
Surely you mean the base already hits the sun, right? Plebian.

>>580629783
oldfag plz go

>MFW OP is right

>>580629218
I can't tell you what it feels like. I don't have vagina. Tell me what does it feel like to have a sloppy vag that can engulf a football? Oh and tits or get the fuck out

>>580628740
Here's a little industry secret of porn...

Women average around 5'1" and they try to get men that are "well endowed" at 6" of length. The rest is camera work.

I plan to go into filmmaking and considered porn from different job perspectives. Never went through with it because it's not really something I'd like on my resume / lifestyle (It's actually a bleak / depressing lifestyle despite what a lot of pornstarts try to play it off as. The Psychological effects are ridiculous for men and women).

Look at your penis from the side in a tall mirror. Then take a picture at the level of your penis. That's how you can compare it to porn, not from your tall view angle (Eye level is almost 3' away from your penis from the worst viewing angle.)

TL/DR - Most of porn is just an illusion with ~6-7" penises and 5'0" tall girls and camera angles (gasp). Very few girls will moan like they do especially when overwhelmed with pleasure (it's an act).

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>>580624716
http://incest.galeriasnejana.com

FREE LIVE

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>>580629783
>Not having a cubic lightyear in dick

>>580630150
also inb4 "5 master race" reply. I'm 7.25" and never considered myself "big" / have always been self-conscious about it. Dont' worry about your dick and you can get pretty attractive women.

>>580629783
Bwahaha. My dick doesn't even fit into this universe.
I came the universe into existence

>>580624716

Is 7.3 length with 5 in good?

Also, you're forgetting width.

>>580630150
nobody cares about porn. teenagers love unprotected sex while under the influence of alcohol

>>580629783
I reside.

>>580630150
Figured as much indeed. I was talknig about girth though, not length. Still for some reason I find penises 1 inch smaller in length or several in girth seem bigger overall than mine. I guess it's partially the point of view skewing the interpretation, and primarily a bad self image or so. Still, it's odd and annoying.

>>580628901
This is not fake. The dude has two cocks.

If you're not at least 100,000,000,000 miles long with equal girth then there is NO possible way you're EVER going to satisfy a woman.

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>>580630150
Got to love camera tricks

>>580624716
>>/b/

i have a solid 7" length and ~5" girth but i still feel small sometimes

>>580624716

>The meaning of life is satisfying others.

Confirmed beta.

>>>/b/

>>580631686
>>580631686

is that legit?

I don't measure. I'm not a faggot.

>>580624716
holy fuck that's tiny... 10 inches and under is considered micropenis, faggot

>>580632092

this x10. my ex had a 8 inch penis and i couldn't feel anything...

>>580630486
>Cubic lightyear penis
>Galaxy is ~50k light years diameter

Mine reaches Andromeda, faggot

>>580631767
lol my length is nothing at ~6 inches but my girth is statistically large at 5.7 inches around.

Still feel tiny sometimes, at least my girlfriend has no problem having an orgasm on it, and I can blow a sweet load myself - so all is not bad

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fuck bitches. I don't care if she liked it or not.