New NZ Thread,
lmao newfags don't listen to me when i tell them to make a new thread
LITERALLY >>[insert thread number]
LITERALLY THE SAME AS REPLYING TO ME
Ay lmao other hastings fag reporting in
i'll be your friend
i'll be your eveything
Im drunk, and in Spreydon. Want to meet?
Yeah, Pukekohe is a fucking mission from Remuera. As I said, come watch it here if you got the balls and aren't a murderer, but that's gone out the window haha. Also, my GF beefed it once. I know girls fart! Also, you know the rules
That's the fucking spirit.
Which side? Meadowbank or Newmarket? I'm bored as fuck. Watching Taxi Driver and playing some Gears of War. Pretty cash though
lmao who said you're posting in a kiwi thread?
this is my thread :3
>tfw so FUCKING BASED
HOW COMFY ARE WE?
WHERE MY NOONAS AT?
WHERE MY HYUNGS AT?
GET IN HERE BROS
>25 unique posters
LITERALLY ALL ME BTW HAHAHAHAHA
know Adam Spurgeon?
>he doesn't know how to link threads
Sup fellows. Just finished work and then went for a run. Did 2.4km in 11m 30s.
I'm thinking about joining the army.
Any other brothers in the army or have any experiences related that they might care to share?
lol i'm surprised you could even reply to me
>>580546049 some gay nz nude thread some anon couldn't link but keep posting in here because my thread is better haha
ADD ME ON SKYPE RIGHT NOW
BASED GAYBROS REPLYING TO ME
i figuratively have no idea what you're talking about
If you're ever around Auckland Uni, I'll be around
Started talking to this cutie
He hardly replies after our first day of talking
Doing my head in something chronic
Didn't think boys were meant to be into drama
>plot twist, turns out they are.
lol not if you want to end up getting killed or raped
You asked for my skpye yesterday, I posted it to which you replied:
"I keep forgetting I don't have a skype"
>tfw I posted a picture and now of you cunts commented on it.
Fuck you, then.
Who needs that trash. Just hug me and be my friend. <3
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isn't new zealand the capital of australia or something?
i do not recall. but i do have skype installed
They do. I met an Australian chick on /b/ and we've been mates for around 3 years. I went over to Aussie and she gave me some mint head
PUT YOUR HANDS UP
PUT UR HANDS UP
P-PUT P-PUT UR'RE HANDS UP
Did you reply to the wrong post? Ironic considering the content of the post you did reply to.
>we could go shopping together
I go shopping with my mum and she's fucking useless. I need to get a daughter so I can dress her up.
Only kiwis on 4chan are relatively normal.
The amerifats are the ones you gotta look out for
any central otago faggots keen for a beer ?
you can dress me up
im not gay tho
YOU ARE CURRENTLY POSTING IN A BASED THREAD
This made me happier than it should have
drinking rum straight from the bottle bros [email protected]?
Up to fuggets?
You're speaking my language
Although the rum I have now tastes like caramel when mixed 50/50 with coke. A workmate made it for me for my birthday.
>tfw it's literally been 2.857142857 days since i posted this gif>>580558126
which kslut shoud i post next?
how underaged are you?
your a fucktard. thats all i say.
have you been at the cricket field lately? saw some from school there. or walking on the sidewalk next to new world.
i'm gonna miss you~
LMFAO DON'T REPLY TO ME EVER AGAIN
awww ill miss you too! :3
yes we can. :D
yep, im free, since bf is aaaaaalways busy. bitch.
where do you live? im not saying my name. is too unique. :D
i fixed my internet connection. you'll be getting quality posting from now on... indefinitely
>where do you live? im not saying my name. is too unique. :D
I don't want to give away too much but If I had to guess your name I would say Ike? (don't know about the spelling)
Oh, did the certificate last year and just finished the first year of BIT. You'll likely hate the Communications and System analysis classes by the way
ADD ME ON SKYPE NOONA
WE'RE GONNA MAKE ANOTHER THREAD AFTER THIS
BIT at waikato or wintec? Yeah dunno about uni, I'd be a bit older than most, had a few gap years. Can't even figure out how the courses work when I look them up on the waikato website haha. Fucking bored of htown too. just starting to get on it haha
HAHA. We'll smash anyone who tries to rape you, neckbeard or not. Sylvia Park is a mish, but I could probably drive out there at some point. When is this happening?
>he just finished level 2
>NCEA LVEL 2
>NATIONAL CERTIFICATE OF FUCKING EDUCATIONAL ACHIEVEMENT LEVEL 2
>but you have to come, too!
If I could get a ride I would.
>we could ask one of the many passing ching-chongs to take a kodak moment
>they always have cameras
The only thing I don't like about wintec is the attendence. I passed the cert with 98% failed one paper in maths, and I miss the whole cert. Plus I'll be moving to hillcrest in a week so ha. Whats the entrance criteria for the BIT?
>2 level 2s replying to me
I live in Te Puke but I'll be in Hams for the weekend.
I'm doing Wintec next year! I'm starting with the Level 3 free Certificate to decide with branch I wanna do.
One of my friends failed a few classes in their Certificate, I think it was Operating Systems and Maths, or user support and he still got in, so there's that.
>he's replying to me while posting in my based thread
I think you forget
As does pretty much every young person who grew up here, you pretty much have to, kerikeri wasn't designed for young people.
It's just a place where seniors come to die
WHO HERE IS NOT SLEEPING TONIGHT?
>I live in Te Puke but I'll be in Hams for the weekend.
You should pick me up
>and never let me go
ADHD, get distracted easy so we end up driving into people
>that's no joke, it's honestly what would happen
>I would forget I was driving and take my hands of the wheels or start daydreaming and just go off somewhere else
1. Are you actually in kerkeri or are you just talking shit?
2. what the fuck is up with the asians, everytime I see and nz thread it filled with these fucking pictures, so everytime i see azins getting spammed, it's the same fucking guy?
It's a free qualification and if I hate it I can not do IT.
1$ bus ticket, I would otherwise. </3
isnt that a little early? i mean, i sleep until 1pm approx.
but, hold on, you are milking tomorrow? on your farm or another one?
>tfw i want to go shopping with Taurangay hyung and german noona
Yeah, well he got in and failed programming and system analysis this year, so I don't know what's happening next year for him.
By the way, if you do the degree, your intro programming class will likely use the IDE called Phrogram. Ask your teacher what does the .kpl extension it saves it's files as mean. (kids programming language)
Farm boy, aye? Post a picture.
>ask someone to take you there. :)
I did and he said:
>1$ bus ticket, I would otherwise. </3
I think he wants the D.
If you're just a youngin I bet you probz won't end up atending after the first 4 weeks and just get 420 rekt everyday. I recomend the lvl 5 so you can go straight to bachelours if you do like it. rather than waste another year on an irrelevant qulification.
>1. Are you actually in kerkeri or are you just talking shit?
lmao i read peri peri my bad hyung
>2. what the fuck is up with the asians, everytime I see and nz thread it filled with these fucking pictures, so everytime i see azins getting spammed, it's the same fucking guy?
these gooks are mine. all those threads are also mine
I'm seeing interstellar in town at 1, so maybe I'll have to cross paths with the denizens of 4chang another time. Do all you triple niggers come here often?
Yes cows, not mine
No pictures I don't have a camera and just look like a normal person
oh thats mean... but then get a 1$ ticket!
no. but on another farm? which one? what is it called?
every. fucking. day.
Haha like visual basic isn't it? Yeah I learnt xml and php whilst coding for css. Was coding above lvl 6 for site development the teacher said. what part of htown are you rolling in?
>these two underachievers who are obsessed with me
what's your story?
It would be fabulous.
The Bachelors costs like 20k tho dont it?
Also fuck weed. Fuck drugs. Didn't I say I only wanted hugs?
>No pictures I don't have a camera and just look like a normal person
Elephant man, spotted.
>don't remember where, though.
>oh thats mean... but then get a 1$ ticket!
Nah, too late, it'll be like $30-50
what 'fag' are you 'Fartingonaspiderchan?', I'm Remuerafag and whoever else is keen on the meet should identify as a fag so it's easy to know? I'm tired, does that make sense
Lol, I'm not 19 and I'm definitely not underachieving. You're just a faggot fucking loser. You're the reason people from 4chan don't wanna meet up and hang out, because fucking losers like you will try to show up because you truly have no friends and nothing better to do lol.
i would be fine. i'm probably the most normal on here in this thread. plus noona would look after you
Bachelors costs $6k every year, so yeah, about $18k if you stick around that is. You can leave within 10% of course completion to get your shit partially refunded though
18k I think. I tend to think in years as my main resource. Time is key. Once you've got a bachelours degree, you'll easily be earning enough to offset the loan. I've already paid 6k off one, just from 1.5 years working.
damn i missed the 300
new thread where?
He said he would meet me at north lands ;-;
im already depressed german girl. :D
yesh i would. im a really nice person actually. :)
yeah with the waterballs!
ah okay. i could have taken you. :P
listen to loud music, thats what i always do.
so anyway, how many are we tomorrow?
I was rated a "meh" on a 'Faces on /b/' thread and blocked on nzdating (by someone I was not attracted to by the by).
Plus, this might come as a surprise so I understand if you need a moment to process it but...I'm a bit faggy.
Whose got the patients to put up with that shit?
The level 3 cert is a 6 month course, as is the level 5. Would I have to spend the next 4 years in hamilton to complete 3/5/bach / 5/bach anyway?
I don't want a shitty cam to put on my server, anyways I can't stand shitty YIFY rips and anything below 720p anymore
I guess no friends tonight...
Yip, much more but mostly in terms of productivity.
Ritalin claimed me down more but didn't help with actually focusing. Ritalin also affected my penis.
So I went off that.
Dexedrine is a bit rough, though, the comedown makes me a bit sad.
I used to work with this Germanchick at Pita Pit she was cool as fuck. Why are you a depresso? I'm on that buzz too though.
Are people on holidays now that exams are over? I'm gutted I may not be able to make it tomorrow. Plus, Sylvia Park is a big place, where would we meet?
Well, yeah pretty much I guess. Doing level 3 isn't going to help much with 5 in my opinion though. 5 helped a bit in the degree, but not much either.
You won't get into bach with lvl 3. Unless you have uni entrance, which I assume you don't hence the lvl 3 qualification. That's why I did the lvl 5 anyway.
I have level 1 and 2 with the 12 credits in literacy and math etc.
And I think I have 70ish level 3 credits. Aced my level 3 exams but failed a big project and fell short of level 3.
Ok, if I don't end up going to Interstellar I'll be there. I'll most defintely be wearing a plaid shirt and jeans. Give me something to look out for?
Ritalin makes me anxious as fuck. Doesn't effect my dick too bad though.
Guess there is just no good treatment for ADHD.
tried strattera, that was nasty.
guess I just post pictures of cows for some time
how about maoris
>tfw no one listens to you about making a new thread
>posting in new thread
>newfags crying asking why the old thread got deleted
EVERY FUCKING TIME
Fuck did I see one of you edgelord cunts in mt roskill at new world the other day??
Some cunt with a fucking trenchcoat 50 extra kgs and a greasy ponytail. It must have been one of you.
Made me laugh harder than it should
I will be from 2pm sat until 7pm sun
I already have a place sorted that Studylink can completely cover. I'm pretty much set.
Next thing I'll be hit by a car.
hahahahahahah. I see cunts like that all the time and think they're probably posting on /b/ the second they get inside
If there's a Starbux, I'm so getting a drink
7 foot?! shieeeeet. Ok, sweet.
ARE WE TRYING TO HIT 400 POSTS OR SOMETHING