just a longtime female lurker
looking for freinds
tired of the pain
I love you pls be my daughter <3
l never got to see you pee ;_;
What if this really was someone asking for a freind someome who really needs someone to talk to and open up and all you fuckers can say is tits or gtfo...how about you all gtfo and take your tits with you
what can I help you with
just dont stalk me
been through enough
He's right you slut. Think about it for a second. You could have made this exact same thread without mentioning your vag but no, you had to flash your theoretical tits to try and garner sympathy and special treatment. That is why the rule exists. TITS OR GTFO
Tell me about your problems.
why don't you like stalkers ?
they love you
you're just shallow slut that wants casual sex and nothing close to love
fuck l hate females
Listen sweetheart, show us some proof and we will beleave you. A time stamp and a pic that shows that you dont have a dick would be enough, if you dont want to show y' tits.
I can be a friend to you
>What if this really was someone asking for a freind
then they're in the worst possible place they could have picked to do that. Ridiculing them might cause them to seek out friendship in a less retarded place.
so really, we're being very caring and helpful here.
also, fuck you.
>long time lurker
It's called an oldfag and if you weren't a fucking newfag, you would know that.
Go back to Tumblr if you want sympathy.
By the way no one cares that you are a cumdumpster
>longtime female lurker
dosen't know the rules!
ITT: Kissless virgins find a ''girl'' in their favorite website and try to befriend her to finally have a gf
kik slut ahhoy!
fuck you're all the same
how many guys have seen your nudes you pathetic slut?
i dont do nudes
here, have something to cheer up.w
the gods are sending you a mesage, OP.
of course,id like to say fuck you to OP.you're a bitch for drawing out all these try hard "maybe there is something wrong with her " faggots. but since all these dipshits are gathered in one thread ill take the opportunity to say fuck all of you. you are worse than OP.
which is saying a lot, because in her supposed dire time of need, she decided to do the one thing that would make 4chan fucking hate her. i hope you know you're the reason you're alone OP.
TITS OR GTFO
Sorry. im a busy /b/
Get the fuck out of here.
Things are going to be ok OP!!
Don't cut yourself, I love you!!
>you remind me of this girl
Hey, firstname.lastname@example.org. I hate using email...
> I'm not a white knight
> I could give a shill
I am just living a similar life/feel.
> 20 y/o white twink here
maybe i will
the real me.
thanks for the bait OP. Have a not-so-nice day, please.
Douglas had to poop, his butt was all stinky because he had to poop so badly. There was a gross woman named Rebecca who was sunbathing all naked and she was fat. Douglas walked up to her and said, "I need to poop". "Okay,” Rebecca replied, "I like poop". Douglas squatted down over the fat sunbathing lady and went poop. The poop sat there on Rebecca's boobs, looking like a wiener.
> faggot heaven has no idea
> spam email
> if she sent email
> will soon IP-trace
> if she is located
> will contact local authorities
> show how the past week she has reported being an hero
> jokes on her when swat pulls up to save a life
dont worry man, you got dubs
No, its now an Spider-Man thread.
it's 4:49am, I have nothing better to do but than to sip this coffee, light this bowl, and hope to god anon becomes an hero or something equally as interesting
i cant wait to see how many kiks i have tommorow.
OP, your problem was starting your thread with
Next time don't put "female" in the OP post. Apart from that, good luck with friends.
Don't you mean
top lel op
whats more depressing is lonely faggots are still sending kiks because they didnt read the whole thread
Does b have any requests for a girl before she goes to bed?
Thank you Heaven.
who likes golden showers?
your manhood i deflower
lonley little boys
playing with their toy
8/10 op what more you got?
get on my level. my current background.
Its time for Spider-Man. Its all over now.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.