just a longtime female lurker
kinda down
looking for freinds
tired of the pain
Don't say you're female you attentionwhore
Tits or GTFO
>>580551204
tits or gtfo
tits or gtfo
Boo
Talk with me femanon im all ears
>>580551282
wow. thanks....
3spooky5me
Kik?
>>580551384
fuck off cunt
>>580551204
kallshn?
I love you pls be my daughter <3
l never got to see you pee ;_;
>>580551204
so tell me / us about your pain
More creepy
Sucks but you won't finds friends here, just a bunch of sad pathetic little boys
>>580551204
Next time remove female from that sentence. In the meantime tits or GTFO.
>>580551204
Long time lurker?
Expected a different response?
Lurk more.
What if this really was someone asking for a freind someome who really needs someone to talk to and open up and all you fuckers can say is tits or gtfo...how about you all gtfo and take your tits with you
remember OP when ur feeling down just keep it real and there's always someone thinking about you/caring about you even if its a stranger on the internet
>>580551204
I'm all eyes/ears.
CAPTCHA: 626
>Stitch
what can I help you with
>>580551204
connecting with people here is like trying to shout through the biggest bar in the world.
>>580551394
Ignorr all the ignorance and express yourself
>>580551204
you know the drill
just dont stalk me
been through enough
>>580551575
>Even if not female, willing to help fellow human.
I'll be your friend if you post tits and contact info
>>580551583
More of this plz
http://youtu.be/Y1LXb8RAOtA
what's wrong OP?
>>580551675
>>580551534
Being female is irrelevant to that request.
>>580551675
tits and timestamp please
>>580551545
And thats whats up
>>580551394
He's right you slut. Think about it for a second. You could have made this exact same thread without mentioning your vag but no, you had to flash your theoretical tits to try and garner sympathy and special treatment. That is why the rule exists. TITS OR GTFO
>>580551675
Cheer up
Listen to this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nV7Hq3vTJGU
>>580551675
I think this may be facetious in nature. Are you truly she?
>>580551675
just take everything said here witha grain of salt
Tell me about your problems.
>>580551675
pls be in london
>>580551675
Your cute i think you have a troubled life day by day but its only a a minor thing and can be changed with some positivity
>>580551876
its a guy pretending to be female for some unknown reason, not in the picture but the OP
>>580551675
why don't you like stalkers ?
they love you
you're just shallow slut that wants casual sex and nothing close to love
fuck l hate females
Listen sweetheart, show us some proof and we will beleave you. A time stamp and a pic that shows that you dont have a dick would be enough, if you dont want to show y' tits.
>>580551675
Life pretty much sucks for everyone though. What's goin on OP?
>>580551394
/b/etas here are mad at women for being 40 yo virgins, so they invented the rule 31. Tell us what is wrong with your life.
>>580551843
More :)
>>580551675
If you really need a friend I'm here to talk. Idc if you're a guy or a girl.
I can be a friend to you
>>580551963
>replying to pasta
>>580551534
>What if this really was someone asking for a freind
then they're in the worst possible place they could have picked to do that. Ridiculing them might cause them to seek out friendship in a less retarded place.
so really, we're being very caring and helpful here.
also, fuck you.
>>580551204
>the pain
I know that feel...
Get over your shit, it could be much worse.
>>580552103
#rekt
>>580551204
>long time lurker
It's called an oldfag and if you weren't a fucking newfag, you would know that.
Go back to Tumblr if you want sympathy.
By the way no one cares that you are a cumdumpster
>>580551675
wish i could help but its like 230 ani'm getting too sleepy
>>580551808
my kik is
royaljellyness
please no cock pics
alright op i posted something inspirational before but now its 522 am and i have class tomorrow so do you wanna be friends? quick
>>580552281
You're in for a world of cocks.
>>580551675
what is your location?
Well OP , if y' show a timestamp that would be enough. For me, tough. If its true everything you say , please, tell us.
>>580551675
>>580551204
>longtime female lurker
dosen't know the rules!
>>580552014
most accurate thing ever posted on /b/
ITT: Kissless virgins find a ''girl'' in their favorite website and try to befriend her to finally have a gf
>>580551204
sup babe, hmu on rs i pay 10k an hr for a gf. rsn:notb3ta
>>580551712
>>580552281
Enjoy your cocks
cancer cumdumpster
>>580552335
a world of shit
>>580552281
kik slut ahhoy!
fuck you're all the same
how many guys have seen your nudes you pathetic slut?
get raped
Wow you have a roof over your head, running water and electricity Life truly is suffering.
>>580552281
time stamp nigger
>>580552052
That gif makes me feel so warm inside.
>>580552458
Living on the edge
>>580552458
TITS with timestamp you fucking attentionwhore
guys i need help too. i'll have you know that i myself am a FEMALE, and need some friends
>>580552479
i dont do nudes
here, have something to cheer up.w
>>580552335
Is that near to Spain?
>AMERICAN DISCLAIMER:
>SPAIN IS A COUNTRY IN EUROPE. IT IS NOT IN MEXICO.
>>580552627
Lose some weight fatty.
>>580551801
/thread
So what's the play, gentlemen? Try to get people to kik message then send em gore or swap.avi or viruses or something?
Kik me
PatrickB8man
>>580552708
Kill yourself
>>580551843
y
>>580551801
>ID: Heaven
the gods are sending you a mesage, OP.
of course,id like to say fuck you to OP.you're a bitch for drawing out all these try hard "maybe there is something wrong with her " faggots. but since all these dipshits are gathered in one thread ill take the opportunity to say fuck all of you. you are worse than OP.
which is saying a lot, because in her supposed dire time of need, she decided to do the one thing that would make 4chan fucking hate her. i hope you know you're the reason you're alone OP.
fuck you.
>>580552854
it gets me hard
i just wanna stay distracted from cutting tonight
>>580551204
Just got dumped, i need a friend too. What's wrong?
>>580551675
even more of an attentionwhore now. showing face without request. gtfo
>>580552839
Well that wasn't very nice :*)
a lot of u faggots would kik if this person stated "just a longtime male lurker". exactly what >>580551801
said.
Ah, people still falling for personal army requests. Gotta love it.
>>580552929
Play Ninja Gaiden II
>>580551204
I just popped in to this thread to say a few kind words
Fuck you
Bitch
Tits or GTFO
You fucking cunt`
>>580551204
TITS OR GTFO
show cuts
>>580552929
post pic of scars or GTFO
Sorry. im a busy /b/
;)
>>580552995
I love to hate you, Heaven
Fake photos? Black nail polish in 2nd tits pic, clean nails in the first Pic? Explaine?
>>580552423
Where are you getting these?
>>580551204
go to bed Marissa
>>580552387
>accurate post
>on /b/
Get the fuck out of here.
>>580552627
But you think about suicide and will probably do it eventually soon but showing your gash for temp fame is weird?
>>580552929
Things are going to be ok OP!!
Don't cut yourself, I love you!!
>you remind me of this girl
>>580553246
The internet :*)
>>580552052
I want to shove those chopsticks up her nostrils. Japanese girls are so disgustingly ugly.
>>580553226
pics taken on dif days????
douche
>>580553204
okay its oficial. It always was. This is bait. You haven't posted any timestamps.
>>580552929
Hey, [email protected]. I hate using email...
> I'm not a white knight
> I could give a shill
I am just living a similar life/feel.
> 20 y/o white twink here
>>580553204
I added you on kik.
>>580553349
>Flat out ignored NG2 request.
>Clearly bait.
>>580552014
fuck off white knight
This is bullshit. OP is an attention whore. She was here last night.
Kill yourself slut.
>>580552929
Dunno if you're actually who you're saying you are or some random faggot. But don't cut OP, it doesn't help.
Post pic of your ass.
>>580552410
meet me at ge in world 3 I'll trim your armor
>>580553392
posting this on every website i can think of that would be willing to spam your inbox
>>580553463
Higher faggot, we've seen cankles before!! Either pic of your taco or pics of you cutting ... Please.
>>580553467
maybe i will
the real me.
bye
>>580553612
good job accepting a personal army request.
>>580552665
I've been deceived this whole time
>>580553652
>>580553652
thanks for the bait OP. Have a not-so-nice day, please.
>>580553652
no timestamp. i dont believe you.
Why do you cut yourself? real problems or fake problems?
>>580553652
no timestamps
>>580553652
Thanks OP
Douglas had to poop, his butt was all stinky because he had to poop so badly. There was a gross woman named Rebecca who was sunbathing all naked and she was fat. Douglas walked up to her and said, "I need to poop". "Okay,” Rebecca replied, "I like poop". Douglas squatted down over the fat sunbathing lady and went poop. The poop sat there on Rebecca's boobs, looking like a wiener.
>>580552203
You're pathetic if you call yourself oldfag.
>>580553652
with that pic, you should kill yourself
Saw that coming from a mile away.
Eh, well, now that OP is kill, what should we do now with this thread?
>>580553652
Damn I feel kinda bad guys...
Pls put a bullet in your brain you are wasting precisous space on earth
>>580553981
bob? :p
>>580553612
>>580553669
> faggot heaven has no idea
> spam email
> if she sent email
> will soon IP-trace
> if she is located
> will contact local authorities
> show how the past week she has reported being an hero
> jokes on her when swat pulls up to save a life
>>580553884
dont worry man, you got dubs
>>580554107
kek
why do you guys keep replying to this stupid thread?
>>580554264
kekekekekekekekekekkekekekekkkekekkekeekekekekekekekekekeekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekkekekeekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekek
>>580554264
No, its now an Spider-Man thread.
>>580553652
if that is you, you're disgusting and i can't see any guy actually being attracted to you.
you should probably just kill yourself.
>>580554264
Well played OP
>>580554264
it's 4:49am, I have nothing better to do but than to sip this coffee, light this bowl, and hope to god anon becomes an hero or something equally as interesting
>>580554385
Don't ruin this, wait till the cunt is cutting or dead
>>580554406
i cant wait to see how many kiks i have tommorow.
>>580554638
I AM A WIZARD!
>>580553652
i saw these like 3 days ago. this si some advanced shitposting right here
>>580554638
Are you retarded?
>>580554326
cock
>>580551675
>>580551204
OP, your problem was starting your thread with
>female lurker
Next time don't put "female" in the OP post. Apart from that, good luck with friends.
i asked this one guy for a timestamped cock pic. he had no paper so he wrote it on the wall instead.
that is true desperation.
>>580555015
I can't believe how stupid some of you are. Do you still not get it?
>>580554835
Don't you mean
<---this?
top lel op
>>580555184
God damn that's depressing.
>>580554385
>>580555202
>>580555283
saved
whats more depressing is lonely faggots are still sending kiks because they didnt read the whole thread
>>580554959
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Does b have any requests for a girl before she goes to bed?
>>580555464
I think the capital of fucking depression about this thread is the fact that you pretend you dont want her dick
>>580555190
Thank you Heaven.
>>580555889
gimmie dat ass in panties yo dawg man gee...yo?
who likes golden showers?
your manhood i deflower
lonley little boys
playing with their toy
>>580556386
Those tattoos were a fantastic idea.
Give us a beaver shot anyway. Let's see what's going on down there.
>>580552627
Them's mans hand they is !!
>>580556873
>>580556873
nothing but cobwebs and tp
>>580557093
If I wanted to read a book I would have I would have got a library card. Gimme a pic!
>>580556386
8/10 op what more you got?
>>580557289
perhaps you should read the entire thread.
then fuck yourself gently with a chainsaw
>>580557551
That really dose seem like something you would do but instead of black hole for ass, you cut your wrists :^)
>>580551204
what pain OP?
tell us more about your post, please elaborate
Not going to go through the wall of text that is this thread, but if you're still here and looking for a friend, add me on skype.
"throw.away.anon"
>>580554835
>>580555202
get on my level. my current background.
goodnight b/tards
>>580557551
This will likely be the last time a man wants to see that beav and you are denying it. Alrighty OP. I tried.
>>580557968
yes i am giuseppe and surprisingly not a wizard. i thought i'd grow up to be a wizard and everyone in my family did too. im 19 lost it at 17
>>580558010
i deleted that pic. but it was posted here many times before
>>580557963
I should add, the name is because it's a throwaway account.
>>580558448
Queer
>>580557975
Its time for Spider-Man. Its all over now.
>>580558521
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>580551675
you're cute as fuck :L
>>580558859
you are stupid as fuck