ITT: God Tier green text stories
Shamless self bump
my favorites are the long ones like this and google ultron
You all knew this was coming.
yeah but it was still pretty interesting along the way. pretty relatable and ill greentext why
>be me, 14
>in computer lab at school
>learn about google docs
>basically a cloud
>I knew a little bit of vbscript
>type do msgbox loop
>message box says "achievement unlocked- obtain virus"
>cant close message box because loop
>send to all of my friends
>tell them to open it
>a few of my friends think its funny
>they send it to all their friends
>everybody in the computer lab (about 100 people) eventually have the file opened
>one kid starts freaking out
>tell the it guy at school
>it guy is borderline autistic
>thinks there is a hacker afoot
>traces it back to me
>thinks i am level 80 elite haxor
>i get suspended
>computer lab is shut down for a month as they try to rebuild all the computers
>are too stupid to figure out rebuilding the computers doesnt erase it from google's servers
>whole school thinks i am elite hacker
>later in the year i start learning c++
>have an IDE open
>simple iostream programming exercises open
>thinks i am hacking the school's hard drive mainframe servers
>sends me to office
>look at laptop
>"looks like hacks to me"
>about a week later the school's servers crash
>"hacker's at it again"
>rumor spreads that its me
>wasn't even me
>banned from computers at that school
>got kicked out of school
not expelled, just got a letter after that school year saying i couldnt come back
>go to new school
>we are using google docs
>find my file
>i had other vbs files there so i didn't know what it did.
>other ones were just sendkeys
>task manager is blocked on school computers
>couldn't close window
>thinks i have a virus
>everyone thinks the school is being hacked again
>now known as that hacker kid
>didn't even know how to hack
>still never hacked anything
Yep, its that time again
worth the read
goddamnit I forgot to say all I have left is weird shit from /fit/ and /v/ lol
fucking love this one
Fastfood you say?
read it! its worth it
Anyone got any good recent ones? While /b/ has gotten shittier over the years, some greentext stories are still pretty good.
Saw a life story one a couple of days ago with a guy who talked about events leading up to his sisters death, any one have that?
It's not shallow to want your son to be happy though? The dad was probably crying because he felt he had let the anon down as a father, and that it's his fault he doesn't have any friends.
Look at me, I know computers!
Chuckled at this one.
The Ballade of Edgardo.
>parents adopt some chinky smelly bitch
>cries all the time
>breaks all my toys
>fucking hate her
>puberty hits me
>she's actually really pretty
>fap to her underwear and spy her in the shower
>she hits puberty
>catch her masturbate
>be beta as fuck and panic
>"please don't tell mom and dad"
>why did I say that
>few days pass
>we're awkward as fuck, I'm horny
>she's more mature than me so comes up to me
>"you wanna talk aout the other day"
>we talk she explains, we start talking about masterbation
>she never saw a dick
>i should show her
>hard as fuck
>blushing and awkward, keep saying dumb shit
>she touched my dick
>i came and started farting
>rushed out of the room
>never talk about it again
Just came here to post dubs
I've read all of them. I'm not going through that roller coaster again. To be fair I've seen some shit of my own and reading some of the stories makes me a bit uncomfortable.
>Inb4 lelele tumblr triggers
Brother almost died from OD, his heart actually stopped just as the paramedics got their shit set up. I had to help both of my brothers get one of their dead girlfriend's out of the shower after she hung herself. Similar stuff with suicide attempts by friends (I've been on the rope myself) and lots of trips to the hospital. I'm not crazy ptsd about it but I get a bit uncomfortable around the subject.
Way ahead of you
Oh don't be. I like being the person I am today. I'm pretty happy, both my brothers are doing well, I'm fairly well off and sometime in 2015 my girlfriend and I are going to look for a place together and I'm probably going to propose to her shortly after that. All in all I've come to realize that shit will always come at you and the best thing to do is let it slide off.
got ya bro
what the actual fuck?
DDamn. I'm got.