We're going to create a language I'll go first. Hello

bump
OP = faggot (literally)

Ooga Booga= nigger

bump

lol=kill yourself

Goodbye = Gübi-dübi.

Penis = Lollipop

Fuck you=quack fag
you=fag

doge = cancer

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Bump
Cum Dumster(s)= All woman teenage and above.

Nigger = useless

panû = ass

>>580430864
oc = FÜHRER

psartek = TITS OR GTFO

>>580429826
Someone better make a translator out of this if people with imagination actually contribute to this.

>>580430864
>>580430540
Get doge or lol, ooga boogas
Your words suck
>>580430995
you also

I'm gonna pick out most of these and save them then post them later on, keep on posting! Also... we need a name for the language.

egg = duck
faggot = canndy ass
roll = spinny winny
get = gots wotsy

>>580429826
The word 'cow' is pronounced 'sandwich' in our new language.

A new language that is really not a shit needs to be completly different to the actual languages so it can not just be:
>hurrr durrr hello = holla
A good languages needs to be a compressed language. You need to first get the frequency of things that are said in that language after that you have to create the words from bits. less bits are more frequent and weirder words or oration have more bits.

Görbi wack = good evening
Sa do rol?= how are you?
Io kuki = hey baby
Ses kor schikak? = want some fuck?

>>580431134
Harusian

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happiness = impossible/achievable

sieg heil = what's up (friendly, excited greeting)

cock=koka

>>580431180
well contribute instead of be a bitch about it

Zero = Cisma'vui
One = Shyyb
Two = Kenqueck
Three = Goulve
Four = Xetar'n
Five = Lequard
Six = Triisma
Seven = Fazoop
Eight = Groochaka
Nine = Zilmadink
Ten = Shyyban
Eleven = Shyyban Shyyb
Twelve = Shyyban Kenqueck
Thirteen = Shyyban Goulve
Fourteen = Shyyban Xetar'n
Fifteen = Shyyban Leguard
Sixteen = Shyyban Triisma
Seventeen = Shyyban Fazoop
Eighteen = Shyyban Groochaka
Nineteen = Shyyban Zilmadink

SNU SNU = buttsechs

>>580431187
Hor do fawl = god bless you
Do sin üla =you're dumb
Hen schikak dor = go fuck yourself
Kläv de trup = close the door
Srog in ghas = bread and cheese
Heri wen figuli = today was busy

I say ignore the faggots just swapping words for other english words.

table = lapoot
bicycle = queckraka
bisexual = queckfuka
homosexual = shyybfuka
hat = bas
car = zimby
death = mawtaw

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The best for now, this need to happen

some shitty words were not included

Black=Lopi
Man= Luki

Somebody translate the navy seals copypasta into our new language

love = kruznschnacks
sleep = zucksnschnitz
walk = chaxontrra

>>580431685
Twenty _ = Kenqueckta _
Thirty _ = Goulven _
Forty _ = Xetar'nan _
Fifty _ = Leguardma
Sixty _ = Triismadoopda _
Seventy _ = Fazoopy _
Eighty _ = Groochakat _
Ninety _ = Zilmadinkydoo _
Hundred _ Goulyybuia _ (Three digits)

>>580431894
Hen schikak dor, shyybfuka

I may remove some and edit some later on, I expect some of you to start speaking in our new language now. >:D

>>580429826
fuck = ficken
nigger = schwarzer
faggot = schwuchtel

antidisestablishmentarianism - ka

having fun = Auschwitz

Rodney = Dave

>>580432368

>went paintballing the other day, was totally fucking Auschwitz

kek

OP = faggot

Nemio = mayonaise
Gorf = red
Hifa = blue
Drim = yellow
Öno = black
Piri = white
Juke = green
Junten = sleeping
Waastir = waking up
Bib = woman biba = girl
Klat = man klata = boy

we can't have a gender specific word because femenazi's so
snårk = man/women
snårkz = 2 or more men/women
gnasnårk = old man/women
snåsnårk = kid

>>580429826
this is the gayest fucking idea I've ever seen

>>580432241
Do sin üla, hen mawtaw

>>580432641
This sounds fucking great
Pls save everything and make a list...

The = fag

>>580431431
he's explaining that it's more complicated than just "contributing" you fucking retard

Lievj: Sun
Ba-lievj: Egg; "Little sun"
Ba-ba: Girl; "Little little"
Ba-bo: Boy; "Little big"
Bo: Man; "Big"
Bi: Woman; "Big little"

>>580432864
well we got to start somewere and edit out when we get further in in the making. all ideas are welcome and remember just for shitz and giggles so w/e

>>580432512
>>580432485
>>580432283
>>580432205
>>580431894
Think of fucking words that people will fucking remember you fucking niggers. Don't come with that bullshit

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>>580432641
Hor do fawl, Öno Klat

Tubo = dick
Logi = pussy
Joogla = breasts
Lök = head
Firwert = brain
Guho = belly
Ubale = feets
Gikü = cute
Krekpä = ugly
Wetu = hard
Luwas = soft
Hunjuga = kissing
Lefima = hugging

>>580431685
>>580431796
>>580431894
>>580432205
>>580432241
>>580432485
>>580432641

All of my yes.

Sieg heil = Hello

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Thread = Autism

>>580429826
how about numbers?
I = 1
You = 2
lol = 3
drink = 4
car = 5
and so on =D

So far
Pastebin: ACDhHQpU

>>580429826
hello=holla
goodbye=adios
please=porfavor
nice invention

>>580429826
OP = Faggot

>>580429826
hi, how are you = FUCK YOU, YOU PIECE OF SHIT WHORE NIGGER COCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>580431156
get =gotsy wotsy

>>580432160
>OP
are these in the verb or noun form? both?

What's the name of this language?
inb4 faggotspeak

>>580430740
>All woman
>woman
>woman=plural for woman
herpderp

Gewert do = thank you
Fewelis = you're welcome
Da tropoz! = get lost!
Hirbo = whore/slut
Furmis = douche

fagland = russia

adolf hitler=rumpenisse

>>580433720
Harusian

>>580433720
forchin

>>580432023
>faggot - candy ass
>we made it up now
newfag

>>580433363
>>580433363
We have numbers, see >>580431685 and >>580432205

>>580433854
Käften svenne

>>580429826
Antidisestablishmentarianism=A

Male identifying as male = Jupta
Female identifying as female = Lidesh
Male identifying as female = Kouvnar
Female identifying as male = Higpong
Androgynous = Digglesworthdinky

>>580429826
Fucking type all the good suggestions into a doc and screencap for posterity.

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Trap = Yugi-boy

>>580431134
Fagtranian

captcha: UNITED macropoor

>>580433720
Alpharian

I made a shitty github repo for all of you faggots interested in this lame-ass project.
It's under an MIT license, so it's basically do whatever the fuck you want with it.

github com/kaimarohero/Harusian

>>580431134
Varmerthultung

>>580434110
lol i meant use numbers instead of letters...
you can even spit words for more efficiency!

I = 1
you = 6
r = 3
self = 5
fuck= 3
fuck yourself = 3 6-3-5
typing messages would be much faster, but we need to pronounce numbers shorter =D

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I haven't filtered it much yet, I probably will later on in a new thread.

liquid=chinchin

God = Vourtjiän (pronounced as: four-chan)

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>>580434745
This fuckin guy.

>>580434954
See --> >>580434745

>>580434845
hmm typing messages would not be much faster, we have more then 10 letters for one space... i was dump, sry =/

>>580430494
Lol and hi=fuck you

That literally gave me cancer = kek

>>580434147
morra di tøse-dreng

>>580434972
Semen=Chinchinchinchin

Bnaugh = black / night / dark
Whame = white / milk
Sint = light / day
Malo = cry
Malu = laugh
Stid = injury
Stidli = one who is injured
Imbu = to work / study
Imbuli = one who works / studies

Hitler=Hero

>>580435501
Soti = draw / line / graph
Somi = write
Soto = shape
Mindi = body shape
Mindibo = fat / broad
Mindiki = small
Mindoto = normal

>>580434745
Bump

>>580429826
Oп=Шышен скен

>>580435090
I added a bunch of shite to the GH.

Where the fuck are the verbs? And persons?
I = Min
You= Tin
He= Fil
She= Fili
We= Min da
You(plural)= Tin da
They(male and female)= Fil da

Suihkuturpiinimoottorilentokonealiupseerioppilas = hello

North = Uilk
East = Meemp
South = Andrif
West = Jewlump
Left = Wangicle
Right = Gipnar
Forward = Ifmash
Backward = Bitmump
Reverse = Dooph

Siiwlim = Ayy lmao

He = yeaah
She = naaah
His = eeeh
Her (s) = wooo (h)

Big = Dismoo
Small = Huape
Large = Bakume
Little = Shramp
Wide = Aquive
Tall = Mish
Short = Taaje

>>580431134
Aryan

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I have an idea that can be easy to implement:
write a simple translator for this language in any programming language. I mean, this can be done in Visual Basic in 5 mins...

Oh, and by the way, this is not a language, this is more of a 'code' because you're just substituting one english for for some other word, but whatever.

Bukkmartile = A butthole/anus

Ohp=Sorry

I'm pretty sure we are going to develop a new sentence structure and conjunctions eventually.

>>580438772
Agreed. This looks more like a code. We need the structure of another language, this one seems simple.

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>>580429826

Ask = Axe
Your = Fagr
Are = got
You're = Fag'got
Negro = Hitler
Turd = Mao
Toilet = Che
Anus = Clinton
Homosexual = O'Reilly

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Chest = Bi gu sala
Tounge = Oki ro
Asshole = Isham

lollygagging= blowjob

>>580438772
Thread confirmed as secret code.

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>>580439087
well, we could kinda start from this and do this>>580439084
but this is a /b/ thread, not that I'm expecting anything...

>>580437884
ei viddu mage

How will we keep this language alive?
More importantly, how will we teach people to use it?

At first I assume we will have to program translators to do direct English to Fagatian (The name of this new language).

We will have to prevent redundancies and there will need to be arbitrators...

Are we prepared for this endeavor?

>>580439714
As long as we keep all the words saved somewhere then that can happen as soon as someone with the motivation to do so comes along

Purple = Tiyyan
Pink = Lajuk
Orange = Wampi
Brown = Kilfalf
Grey = Vinduese
Black = Bajigoo
White = Ixe
Gold = Poche
Silver = Ululal
Bronze = Ozmue

>>580439714
Just remember what the flag looks like, I'll create another thread after I have at least 100 awesome words that can create a nice sentence for everyone to use on 4chan. =D

>>580439992
> =D
I'll pretend I haven't seen that

>light=Kilnkaf
>dark=Pennkaf

>>580439087
https://github com/kaimarohero/Harusian

>>580430473
>>580430494
>>580430540
>>580430738
>>580430595
lol ooga booga
Gübi-dübi doge lollipop

High = Wamix
Low = Trofe

User = Simaq
Computer = Winshchwous
Keyboard = Tapa tapa
?

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The concept of wanting something, but not going to work for it, as it'd be contradictory to more important goals has one single word in this language: Stucas
As in "His gf is hot, but Stucas. Bros before hos."

>>580441495
I'm absolutely stucas

>>580441495
^this. Ideas like this will make Harusian a language instead of a code.

>>580429826
am - fyg
are - pol
is - goy

why - liky
where - aagbart
who - data
when - ithu
what -kolp

this - wlu
there - pli
how - iut
much -kaanst
many -tuk

>>580437630
>>580441631
Min kraghpo stucas.
(using Min as "I" and just invented word for 'absolutely')

All articles = nigger

Superior race=White male

>>580429826
archive this so it has a chance of being used

>>580441969
I'm using that as my new excuse fir everything. Neat - or as we harusians say thouloo!

>>580434495
Friend = Tarch
Boy = Salgen
Girl = Zanzan
Boyfriend = Salgentarch
Girlfriend = Zanzantarch
Man = Oog
Woman = Markdo
Guy = Lench
Lady = Veljune
Dude = Monsch

>>580433720
Either 13375P34K of M3M35P34K

Feet=Pepitos

> I want to buy Children Porn
Where is my Fuckmaterial
> I hope Op gets penetrated by dozent of dicks
I hope Op gets penetrated by dozent of dicks

>>580442373
Oi monsch!

>>580442401
are you fucking 12?

>>580442373
You honestly have the best translations, please continue

>>580442353
here
http://4archive.org/b/thread/580429826
but maybe I should've done it a little later until we get more words.

skrub = fock off

>>580441969
*Stucas kraghpo Min fyg.
sounds like a good sentence structure to me
what do you think?

Do you guys even know how languages work? It's not just:
Hello = x
Goodbye = y
etc.
All you're doing here is making some batshit secret code based on the English language.

Languages have their own structure and meanings for things.
So: Kitcha could mean "OP is a faggot".
Or: Plimpor could mean "nigger lover"

If Harusian is a new language we should find a location to populate it, we can either use it on 4chan only, /b/ only or we can collectively build a colony on a rural island. Harusia shall be the name of the island once populated by the Harusians. One day, Harusia can compete in the Olympic Games.

>>580442773
yeah that's great. I forgot 'am'.

Moot = oldfag

>>580442647
Thank you, you're so sweet.

>>580443053
Spara ciemae!
(Let's do it!)

I really wish I were at home shitposting on /b/ right now = "jej"

>>580443051
On the Git hub a new sentance structure has been inacted, as well as the beginnings of made up words that mean entire concepts or phrases.

nigger=kudos
jew=Zarbin

King = Baul
Queen = Xift
Prince = Awoon
Princess = Awoondraf
Dame = Liran
Duke = Dinglar
Duchess = Dingloun
Jester = Werfill

>>580443313
Does this mean OP is the Baul or Xift of Harusia?

club foot = fillyjabber

>>580443828
I would assume that is only fair.

Russian girl = Anastasia

>>580433721
Nothing slips by you, does it, Mr. Autist?

>>580443053
We could maybe find some unnamed/unknown island on map and say it's Harusia. And then convince people about the population and history and so on...

imagine threads where OP asks something and where you're from, and you say
>Harusian
>etc
and then say,
>any Harusian here?
and then you say something on Harusian.

>>580432962
> Be bo
> have a qt3.14 ba-ba
> ba-ba loves fried ba-lievj
> I stared at lievj too much
> my vision is now that of a ba-bos

Politics = Ganjoon
Politicians = Ganjolians
Member = Wousp
Of = Aklam
Parliament = Houtnig

>>580443828
I am the Baul! You can be whatever you want since you're contributing the most

Xän - added at the end of a sentence to make it interrogative
Me'ka - added at the end of a sentence to turn it into a rhetorical question

>>580444118
>Ganjoon
thats almost how u spell my name

>>580444035
I fucking love you.

I'll = I'm
go = sucha
first = Faggot

>>580444123
I will be an Awoondraf!

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ITT: edgy 12 year olds try to create a new hipster language by taking gibberish and saying it actually means something
>mfw

>>580444294
fuck off Varg, all language is pretty much gibberish

>>580443828
>>580440263

We are DInglar.

>>580444035
Sija, sija, volaq sija!
(Yes, yes, fuck yes!)

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muyit = to love someone more than yourself.
Do Min fyg muyit. = I muyit you. = I love you more than myself.

>>580431796
Do = you
>>580441925
am = fyg
>>580437630
I = Min

hi= ayy lmao

>>580443051
Like this?
Mazuum = A tragedy that is passed down from generation to generation
Kalagorm = when an object appears to have a face

>>580444446
I'll be a Dingloun for I am a Kouvnar. I won't be an Awoondraf.

Man - Malconcanunom
Woman - Femconcatalis
Eat - Nomstulate
When - Posnimulime
Where - Posnimulan
Why - Posnimulate

>>580444414
no i take it back you think you are speaking gibberish when in truth these words already exist in different languages

Szåköríöz Nylzän = good morning

Keep this thread alive /b/, for your Kouvnar of Harusia is having a shower.

>>580444123
can't Harusia be a non-hierarchical society ?

This can a society with no Baul or Xift, but only Markdo and Oog. And we will call this the Harusian blosk (dream)

Facebook = Forkberg

News = kikeshow

>>580444646
those are awesome

blood feuds in romania would be quite the Mazuum

>>580444035
I'll go search one

>>580444847
I've been adding everything to the Github to save it. I gotta leave to go to work soon, but I'll come back after work and copy paste everything.

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this thread makes me an hero

>>580444741

>Heterosexual - Vadgeanus
>Homosexual - Pinrectus
>Transsexual - Seenus
>Bisexual - Seenus Pinrectus
>Asexual - Vadgendus

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>>580445269

Survoim = A person who was there at the creation of the Harusian language

>>580445553
Haha yes. Are you checking the Github too? I think that is the best way to save this.

Hair = Filopi
Eye/s = Gleg/as
Nose = Rinor
Ear/s = Klaur/as
Mouth = Falnuta
Teeth = Ertis
Head = Owalu
Neck = Varun
Shoulder/s = Trinul/as
Chest = Xafon
Nipple/s = Bibis/as
Belly = Fafun
Bellybutton = Fafunol
Hips = Tartas

this shit is brilliant

>>580430995
I am an SJW = Acrotomophilia pedophil

>>580445269
You mean it makes you want to kromil? (kill yourself out of cringyness)

>>580433550
newfag spotted

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>>580445075
An unnamed island, about 0,05 km2
Belongs to the kerama-islands/okinawa
Welcome to harusia!
Sömudro i harusia!

>>580445648
Yeah, I'm also saving it to my own .txt file. I'll contact you on GH somehow later on if the thread dies.

*appy polly loggy - apology
baboochka - old woman
*baddiwad - bad
banda - band
bezoomny - mad
biblio - library
bitva - battle
Bog - God
bolnoy - sick
bolshy - big, great
brat, bratty - brother
bratchny - bastard
brtiva - razor
brooko - belly
brosat - to throw
bugatty - rich

vagina - flooflap

>>580446115
Ok fantastic. I'll keep transposing it to Github as I have time.

>>580446170
cal - feces
*cancer - cigarette
cantora - office
carman - pocket
chai - tea
*charles, charlie - chaplain
chasha - cup
chasso - guard
cheena - woman
cheest - to wash
chelloveck - person, man, fellow
chepooka - nonsense
choodessny - wonderful
*chumble - to mumble
clop - to knock
cluve - beak
collocoll - bell
*crack - to break up or "bust"
*crark - to yowl?
crast - to steal or rob; robbery
creech - to shout or scream
*cutter - money
dama - lady
ded - old man
deng - money
devotchka - girl
dobby - good
*dook - trace, ghost
domy - house
dorogoy - dear, valuable
dratsing - fighting
*drencrom - drug
droog - friend
*dung - to defecate
dva - two

>>580446170
I actually laughed out loud at bugatty - rich

>>580444991
thanks

>>580446170
>>580446293
bleh, fuck it, just take some funny words from this, pain in the arse to copy paste:
www.artofeurope.com/kubrick/nadsat.htm

>>580446170
Dude thats a slighty modified combination of slavic languages.

Fagil - describing the tender aspects of an androgynous man

>>580446549
some russian and bretesh if im not wrong

>>580446496
Only oc in this thread please

>>580444646
Lumgres = residue that appears on bodily crevices such as tear salt and smegma
alityar = science

ylyl - banana meme

>>580432512
>>580433771

Faggot piri snårk vaât hirbo iy furmis.

vaât=is
iy=and

Should this language have cases for nouns to indicate grammatical roles or should be based around order?

Suggestions for cases:

Nomnative: -
Genitive: -re
Dative: -jizz
Accusitive: -fvück

>>580440929

Kill yourself nigger
Goodbye cancer penis

>>580446710
cant we use just one?

yahoodies - Jews

>>580446496
Yeh I'm from a slavic country myself so they sounded too familiar for a new language. Don't mind me tho.

>>580446330
That's "rich" in Russian

advancement - decessaria

walk = zing
run = zingzing

Hungry - garumbi
Thirsty - swilö
Angry - hackum
Tired - drööslig
Sad - druurig
Depressed - duwelend
Happy - schwippli