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I have been using my T-shirt as a cum rag for the last 3 years.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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I have been using my T-shirt as a cum rag for the last 3 years.

Today mom made me throw it away. Goodnight sweet prince.
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"The taste you can see"
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I took some pics to remind we of all the good times we had toghether
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Wat
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>>580409870
timestamp?
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>>580409870
What the fuck man
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Cumbox was better
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>>580409870
underage b&
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nonononono plox b ^lying
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What the fuck is wrong with you?
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>>580409870

Dude what.
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>>580410296
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>>580410296

seconded

and close-ups

and cum on it one last time for old time's sake
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this shirt has been dyed with tumeric. fuck off OP
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>>580409870
Why don't you tell people in your school that, I'm sure they will have much more interest in your imaginary vagina shirt
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this some fucked up shit
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Your life is a mess OP
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How does it smell OP?
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Donate to good will.
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>>580409870

Fake or not. I lol'd
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>>580410470
Idk...looks pretty stiff...
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>>580410538
Seconded
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>>580409870
Fucking fake, there should definitely be mold on there. I also had a cum-shirt for two years, but no matter how soon it dried, after a few months it developed multiple colonies of mold. You used tea or some shit.
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>>580410646
I think you have an std
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>>580409870
>that string
>that flash
Nigga forget your cum shirt, who uses a pocket-sized digital camera anymore? Don't you have a cell phone?
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Reminds me of this.
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>>580409870
as long as you don't grow any shrooms on it...
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>>580409870
what did your mom say when she found it?
also why no timestamp?
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Pro tip
Your mother wants to be your new cum rag.
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>>580411045

>>580410447
i see..
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Op is a troll from karachan.org
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>>580410120
this kek
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KARACHAN ORG POWER OF THE INTERNET WE ARE THE ANONYMOUS WE NOT SURRENDER
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POWER OF OUR DEAD POPE IS WITH US
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>>580409870
Nice. 10/10
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>>580410349
cum altar was better
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KARACHAN ORG POWER OF THE INTERNET WE ARE THE ANONYMOUS WE NOT SURRENDER WE ARE RAIDING YOU
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KARA CHAN
KARA CHAN
WE ARE LEGION
ALL HAIL KARA CHAN
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>>580409870
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KARACHAN ORG POWER OF THE INTERNET WE ARE THE ANONYMOUS WE NOT SURRENDER WE ARE RAIDING YOU
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KARACHAN ORG POWER OF THE INTERNET WE ARE THE ANONYMOUS WE NOT SURRENDER WE ARE RAIDING YOU.
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KARA CHAN RAIDS FASTER THEN A PEDOPHILE RUNS
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well at least I don't ejaculate straight on the couch like some uncivilized people do
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>>580410349
cumbottle was godtier.
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KARA CHAN POWER OF INTERNET
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Placek
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I laughed
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Oh god the smell must be horrendous
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>>580409870
Did you show it off to your mom or something?
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jon tron II flippetyflopped little children
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>>580413424
I forgot to hide it.

But it's good i wanted to try this nofap thing since I fap to much. Throwing out the cumshirt is a good start.

I have a problem.
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>>580413696
What your mom say it when she saw it?
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>>580413696
Do you still have it? you should mail it to someone
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>>580413796
first she was pisse off, now she wants o take me to a shrink
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/thread
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>>580413850
It in the dumpster outside of my house. I feel to attached to that shirt to send it or sell it to anyone. Me and my cumrag have a personal bond
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>>580409870
that smell has got to be something horrific
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>>580414174
Burn it. Experience smell. Post results.
>let it leave this world in a blazing glory
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>>580409870
historic content in this thread
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>>580409870
noooooooooooooo duuuuuuuude
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>Cum
>Brown when dry
can someone explain the science behind this?
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should have make a tea for that
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KARA CHAN KARA CHAN HAIL HAIL HAIL
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more pics

I had to wait until nightfall to take them out of the trashcan since the neighbours don't like it whenI take stuff out of the trashcan
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GAIN EVEN MORE MASS WITH KREMÓWKA EXTRACT
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>>580415213
Cum is organic. Being organic means that it can rot.
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>I had to wait until nightfall to take them out of the trashcan since the neighbours don't like it whenI take stuff out of the trashcan

BEHIND EVERY TOGETHER
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pics of the second less used shirt
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>>580409870

I hope she feeds you clam chowder for dinner tonight. Just to make you wonder.
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>>580411731
>>580411731
this nigga gets it
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>>580409870
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>>580409870
by wearing the shirt you have now been immortalized next to legendary OP After Xmas Cum Bottle Collection Guy

welcome legendary Cum Shirt Guy
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>>580416024
nie jesteś śmieszny
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POPE 47 OUR WUNDERWAFFE EXPECT US
YOURE BEING RAIDED
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What does it smell like OP?
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>>580416404
FUCK HOLY SPIRIT FUCK THE POPE
SATAN GIVE ME STRENGHT
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Crunchy Laundry
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Cut rags in the shirt
Infused them
Drink


Profit
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>>580409870
WHAT THE ...
Gross... Even for /b/tards
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>>580409870
does your mum know what you've done with this shirt? Or does she just think its old and dirty/dusty.
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OP here
That's my ass, wanna smell it?
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>>580409870
>>580410170
>>580410447
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Restecp
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>>580410646

Thats weird shit, maybe you live in high humidity, cumrags dry up just fine.
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>>580416223

God man why would you pick white shirts for cumrags...why would you wear it even if for a joke...
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>>580409870
You're not the hero we need, but the one we deserve. Godspeed.
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>>580410531
They smell like fish. No lie. I been through like 3 jizz shirts In 2 years
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>>580410646
dude you're americunt right? your colonies are untidy and spread diseases, our euro microbes are clean and tidy
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posting in most epic bread in about 4 years
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>>580409870
Awesome...looks like my keyboard
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>>580417117
  ▲
▲▲
Disgusting
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if true, poaching in epic bred
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>>580417117
jesus christ you have an ugly ass
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Thank god someone else does this I have a collection of cum socks cum pillow cases and cumstuffedanimals
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Pillo sitio en thread épico por la gracia de :roto2:

Y alquilo para publicidad.
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>>580416020
>the neighbours don't like it whenI take stuff out of the trashcan

Sounds like it's not the first time you take shit out of the trash.
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>>580417908
pics!
let's see your collection and see if it's better than OP's
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>>580409870
I am sorry for your loss op. This is truly some baddass shit
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>>580417908
pics or GTFO
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Bredding epic toast
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>>580409870
I would just wash it instead of throwing it away
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>>580418705
did cumguy come back last year?
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epic bread
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When I lived at home I used to nut into a handkerchief (no idea where I got a fucking handkerchief). After busting a nut in it, I would slyly put the crusty handkerchief under my bed. Every so often, then handkerchief would appear clean and folded back under my bed.....it was never talked about.

Thanks mom!
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Best pic I could get a lot of it is just dried up so everything is all crinkly
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>>580417117
and this is your typical shitposter
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>>580418765
MODS MODS MODS
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>>580409870
what the fuuu..
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>>580419823
She ain't a lolita. She is a chink that looks young but is of-age.
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>>580419823
Not CP. NEWFAG!
>Go jerk of to the thought tho
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>>580409870
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POST CP
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posting in epic bread
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>>580416020
I can't you will wear that thing
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>>580417117
what the fuck happened to your ass m8?
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>>580422007
cancer ((((
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>>580422156
i thought you'd gotten fucked sideways

>>580420145
sauce
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>>580409870
>mom made me throw it away
>mom made me
>mom
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>>580409870
this isnt fake, I used the same cum rag for 3 years too. It looked very similar, no mold
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>>580418765
MODS MODS MODS
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bosting bin ebic bread xddd arent i cool xddd

No-one fucking cares you omega nigger
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>>580417117
Looks like yin and yang
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Need some screenshots on this bitch
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>>580422512
>I have been using my T-shirt as a cum rag for the last 3 years.
wearing it
>Today mom made me throw it away. Goodnight sweet prince.
and... that part seems weird to u ?
/b/
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>>580423652
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>>580409870
Sell it to a thrift store with a label "Yellow Tye Dye" and make up some sort of material like 100% Trebosch so people would be like oh it's supposed to be this way
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>>580409870
Shit dude, you've had it that long still? I remember seeing a thread you made a year ago. Sad to see it go.
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>>580423652
baahahhaha
motherufcker fucking has a good and evil ass that is fucking hiklarious
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>>580423151
that's a porn star, Risa Omomo, she is of age so shut the fuck up.
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>>580409870

Fellow cumrager here.

I actually wash my cumrags, which are torn-in-half white t-shirts, in the laundry. Unfortunately bleach doesn't work as effectively now. I also used to wear my un-torn cumrags under my dress shirts. But now I have dedicated cum rags.
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What the fuck. bro thats fucked up.
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