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ID with a four-letter english word gets a personal army go

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ID with a four-letter english word gets a personal army

go
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The only thing I'd do with a personal army is raid any pro-Ferguson-rioter site, or troll feminists on Tumblr with black-on-white rape.

Did Vlad ever win Person of the Year btw?
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fuck it lets do it
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I want all of you to go listen to alt-j and comment nice things on their videos
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>>580402743
Why alt-j?
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Nigger roll
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oboyoboyoboyoboy
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Licks
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Lul k
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Do it 4 franku!
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I want one
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Neat
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Please, I wanna raid a Jesus chat....
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personal army request accepted pls
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>>580402093
Rolling
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On this board im anonymous ;) :0
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good I really need one..
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k
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BIG MEATY COCKS
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Ogre get
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Come oooon
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>>580403350
WinrAr... bOMz
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Let's rawl on this fukka
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Re~roll
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Rolling OGRE
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STFU, I have a six letter English word as an id
How about that personal army now?
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>>580403735
does bomz count?
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Ok
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Raid /r/xbox with shit. Tell those peasants they're shit.
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rooll
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Saon town in france its a word right
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I wish I could trust you guys not to fuck me in the end...
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sigh you guys never learn
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I have no need for this so therefore I must have it.
Rolling for PA to order Pizza to a friends house.
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>>580403735
>>580403846
OP here, bomz doesn't count. sorry /b/ros, keep rolling
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Nigger
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>>580403825
shut up sage cunt.
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>>580403848
RE ROLL
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Hm
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>>580403825

The rules clearly say 4 letters. Gtfo
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Brothers in arms. Assemble.
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but what would i do with it?
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Dick get
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>>580403906
IZiRIcHj
>Is I Rich J?
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gimme mah armies
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gonna b summink gud
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sheet
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i get a personal army.
raid 4chan.
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Fuck get
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gook
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make this video famous www.youtube.com/watch?v=2L-E4ENncl0
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>>580403906

Rich! WinRAR???
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my humps

my lovely little humps

check em out
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droolin
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>>580403906
winzip!
>RIcH
>yes, this ain't a lowercase L
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>>580404020
>IZiRlcHj

That 5th letter is a small-case "L", not an upper-case "I". Sorry bro.
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Lock and load
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>>580404020
rich works right?
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>>580402093
Roll
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>>580404020
>ZiRlcHj
That is an L, not an i, in Rlch. copied, pasted an googled to check. almost but not quite.
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scrolling
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>>580404193

Yes it is, paste it into a text editor and see.
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>>580402093
Hey
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>>580403906
WINRAR
>rich
What do you want us to do, nigga?
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>>580403957
>>580403979
Yeah, I bet none of the other guys can come up with a six letter I'd like me
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Kike
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Go tell the hamplanets over on http://thisisthinprivilege.tumblr.com/ how fat they are.
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Fuckit get
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>>580404297
>op
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rollll
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sage
Get
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>>580404118
>>580404193
>>580404335
no winrar. keep going.
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Meh
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rell
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Rollint
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plx
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Rollin for weed
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I need an army
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>>580404193
>>580404204

Conflict! There's already descension among the ranks.
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dont need one bu tk
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>>580402093
here wo go
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Wetback
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Postan
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Hell
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>>580404528
FOLD!!!!
WINRAR!!!!
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Your lord has arrived
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>>580404528
fOLD

winrar

army is yours
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>>580404528
>Rollin for weed
>ID is Folder kek
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>>580404528
>Fold

Win. Where my army at?
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Tis I. Bow.
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>>580404528
fOLD

go personal army on this dude.

http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/fire-rose-eveleth
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>>580402093

I rarely win anything
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>>580404528
>old, 3 letter, kek
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derp
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We all spam Lori's FB page with "thank, Lori."
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>>580404648
standing by.
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>>580402370
Sure y not
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I'm down to join the Army
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I really need a personal army right now.
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Rolling>>580404643
>Rich
Winrar
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>>580404616
Is vock a word?
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>>580404648
you have your army. what are you gonna do with it?
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>>580404528 WINRAR
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>>580404648
ready to jizz on whatever you want.
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Lets see
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>>580404682
http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/us/definition/american_english/brer
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I don't even need a personal army.
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>>580404719
LOOOOL INb4 FGS BEST ID
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>>580402093
booty, butt, cheeks
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Gett
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My request is you say I'm a good guy
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>>580404528
I fold under dr. Kek
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>>580404528
>fOLD
TELL US YOUR COMMANDS YOU FOOL.
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Chickens are awesome
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>>580404317
www textfixer com tools/uppercase-lowercase-text.php
use that, you idiot.
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>>580404528

"fOLD"
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Cool
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>>580402093
raid LOHANTHONY's twitter

id get
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>>580404869
Poks is a word guys
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Word get
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I want a personal army
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>>580404679
:/
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text my ex girlfriend to fuck with her emotions
"I love you Bitch'
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i win, serve me
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Anyone play Rust??
Want to team up?
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>>580405110
>Gifbug
too bad there's already a winrar
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>>580405046
So is Brer apparently
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so close :(
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I have no idea what to do. This is my first time rolling in this thread. Maybe I should give it to the rich guy.
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>>580404648

False Positive standing by
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test
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>>580404648
HURRY UP AND GIVE US ORDERS FAGGOT
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i summon you, friends
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"Fold" anon forfeits his personal army privilege for being useless cunt.
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I really need this right now.
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>>580404648
>>580404528
GET THIS MAN SOME WEED ASAP
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>>580405258
No man, ask for money on paypal.
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shrekt :D
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>>580405258
When you win a personal army you get to lead a fucking 4Chan raid on anything you want.

MAKE IT LEGENDARY
DO IT FOR US
FAGGOT
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yo
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>>580405258
>give po box
>receive tons of weed?
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come one faggot, i aint got all day
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>>580405110
GIFBUG
>Winrar
>Post ex's cell phone number and /b/ shall comply
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>>580405258
Raid my mumsnet faggot
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>>580405368

Give it to this anon, seems like he has his shit together
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>>580405258
dude, see this : http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/fire-rose-eveleth

its the bitch that made such a big deal about that guys shirt last week.

tell everyone to sign the petition to get the bitch fired.
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>>580405258
No, FFS!

Choose a target. Someone you hate. On FB, or anywhere else. What do you want us to do? Harass some feminist bitch, for instance? Flooding Tumblr? Posting shitty RIP comments on a youtube video?

Go, a winrar is you...
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FOLD IS A BITCH ALL HAIL RLCH
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>>580405576
gifbug aint a word nigga
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>>580405649
Fuuuuck yeah
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OP will not deliver anyways.
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>>580405258
What's your command
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i want armi too
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>>580405663
Since I'm a nice leader, I'll let my minions do as you request.

You heard the man you bunch of peabrains. Sign that shit.
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>>580402093
Get
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>>580405694
Perhaps not.

But Googling leads to gifbug.tumblr.com which has some interesting win on it...
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>>580405843
signing it
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>>580405843

So it's the petition signing? You sure? Some other dude's suggestion?
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>>580405843
Doing it.
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>>580405843
I aint following no pussy bitch
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>>580405843
Done.
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>>580405843
>http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/fire-rose-eveleth

Fold I will do as you say and sign this petition, but I must formally protest by saying you're a shitbag and you should go back to the surface of the internet (Vine, Instagram, whatever).

You do not understand nor are you worthy of being on 4chan. You have squandered your honor and disgraced your family.
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>>580403701
What did you just say, punk?
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>>580405843
SIGNING IT COMMANDER AND CHIEF
EXCELLENT DECISION I MUST SAY.

I'M FROM SCI BTW THANK YOU THIS MATTERS TO US.
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>>580405843
ID says FOLD, so doing it.
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>>580405843
awesome dude, its at 1222 signatures at the moment.
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>>580406029
INNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNFIDEL
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Shreck
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>>580405663
Signed
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>>580405258
You suck.
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rolo
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Do I still have powers? If so, I then command all of you to flame these hoebags:
>>580406191
>>580406029
>>580406001
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>>580405663
signed
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army jet
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>>580406249
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxGqcCeV3qk&spfreload=10
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>chooses a petition that has already reached its goal
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Done, but please no more shitty raids.
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1 2 3
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>>580406191
>>580406029
>>580406001

ur all fukin niggers

get en lief

fuk u
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>>580406191
>>580406029
>>580406001
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for the cookies
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>>580406456
fuck really
oh well
signed by the President
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>>580406249
YOU MOTHERFUCKERS WILL NEVER GET ME ALIVE
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Fuck I want an army
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>>580406191
>>580406029
>>580406001

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>580406901
srs?
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>>580406191
>i am fG
Nice id, fag
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signed
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>>580406249
>wins roll contest for personal army
>wastes it on someone else's already successful attempt at anti-feminism
>continues to be a total faggot
>attempts to use his percieved 'power' to be an even bigger faggot
>Only Trips can save us now
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hvjz,jcbz,jb
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>>580406029
signed... for the lulz
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>>580406974
lol how long did it take you to type all that shit
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my army will rape your mother
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sure why not
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papi?
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>>580406974
OH SHIT.

MY FEELS!
MY FUCKING FEELS!
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>>580406917
Das it mane
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>>580407110
>Being so new
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>>580406029
> you should go back to the surface of the internet

Implying 4chan isn't the surface of the internet..
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>>580405663
signed.
name's phil collins
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>>580407251
is vore a word? if so, give me my army
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>>580407110
How long did it take you to get so stupid?
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>>580407253
>implying you didn't just get b8ed
>being that new
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new commander here.
>fold isn't an english word you fucks
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>>580407110
lurk moar
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We all draw pics of moots face
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now, as this went this shit,
would you mind accepting my pa request?
i need some paypal money- i'm really broke,
and i can't even efford gas to drive home.
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>>580407319
Baaaaaaaaaaaam
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>>580402093
Could use
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>>580402093
Rolling for my life back
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>>580407507
Lol cancel your internet subscription
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>>580407463
i am shame
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>>580407345
Yes, it's a fucking word.

Which means nothing, 4chan can not do shit.
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Raid 4chanerino pls
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>>580402093
Winrar
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>>580406001
kill yourself faggot
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>>580407619
fuck off, my army is gonna wreck you
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>>580407589
i'm online with my mobile phone, i'm sitting next to a fucking macdonalds
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>>580407768
they threw me out because i wasn't buying anything
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>The F.ap.p.enn.i.n.g Fu.ll C.o.l.l.e.c.t.i.o.n
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>>580407436
>>580407480
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I don't know what my first command would be. Rollin anyway
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>>580406143
there's still like 1 billion fucking fems that would stand against it. useless petition, use your raidcall on something else
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Will roll. In need of army.
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>>580408189

The raid has been chosen, whether you like it or not.

What's the fucking point of an army if no-one follows orders?
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alright....roll
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>>580407720
My first comand is raping 9gag with pics of your dicks(with timestamp)
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>>580406974
We said you're lame for spamming.
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>>580408382
that remark actually made me obey. but still... nothing will happen here. wasted raid
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Destroy hocking college logan campus. Any way you can.
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>>580408502
>We
Go.
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