What would you sick fucks do to my cheating gf?
Cover it was a tarp, beat it with sticks until it stops moving, roll in carpet and bury in consecrated ground. Have a priest bless the area and plant a tree on top of it, just in case it tries to rise from the dead.
Seriously what is that supposed to be? Not human I hope
give her a fucking diet and gym routine
drag that land whale to the bath where it'll wait for a crane to drag it back to the sea
carve it open make soap and shit from her blubber
>Being cheated on by someone who looks like that
C'mon OP, you can't be serious
Not close ups
"Not a damn thing!"
Quoting Smokey from Friday.
Fell asleep when I called, eh? ;) good thing I give no fucks. Should I make bacon and that shitty sausage tomorrow morning? Or eat potato products all day again?
I'd string her along for a while get her to do some fucked shit like eat out my ass and let me tie her down and bruise her ass and legs while shoving large object up her ass then I'd tie her up put a gag in her mouth and charge horny niggas off the street to rape her while I film it. Then black mail her with the tape.
Yah that'd be fun I'd also like to Peirce her nipples with loops then hang her from the ceiling only on her tippy toes then walk around whipping her then maybe hoping a bee hive and leaving her
Whoa...why do you two have the same ID's?
She looks better here...
If you are positive, have [protected] sex one last time then drop her. No comms at all. Don't look back. Don't wonder. Don't ask why. She doesn't like you. Have the last word. It will keep you sane.
Let me just save you F5s.
LOL GUIZE I MEANT TO POST THAT
(insert hilarious responses from "person in photos")
(cue retarded rhetoric from mysteriously samefagging "roommate" and weaksauce details nobody gives a shit about
the happy couple.
What we have so far:
girls linked in: http://www.linkedin.com/pub/rachel-wenneman/77/959/b86
BF's job: driven-inc. com /contact-us/
12 May ·
"Wait, so you wouldn't break up with me if I cheated, but you would break up with me if I put regular gas in your premium only car?" -Rachel Wenneman
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Simranjeet Singh Toor That's a very good reason
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Jacquie Greene uh...yeah.
Seems like you did this to yaself m8.
>Read ops post
>think put her on a diet
not like op lost much... it's a good thing the fatass is off of his hands now
now she can go "inhale chipotle burritos" alone without anyone loving her
Handcuff her to a running treadmill for 8 hours a day. For the other 16 she'd be locked in a room with salads, water, and bookshelves full of classic literature, philosophy, mathematics, and natural sciences. In it would be a picture of you with the message "This guy kept you fat."
OMG SHES SO FUCKING PRETTY!!