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New Zealand thread. NZfags get in here. Inb4 why are IDs even back?

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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New Zealand thread. NZfags get in here.

Inb4 why are IDs even back?
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Hello, boys!
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>>580356491
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This is what happens when you inb4 why are ids even back? Op
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Anyone know this face?
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>>580357590
No.

Are you going to dump her nudes?
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>>580357983
wut.
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>>580358220
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>>580358753
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Auckland oldfag here. NZ threads on /b/ make me cringe, up to a few months ago, they were pretty sparse and usually involved faggots saying "Huntlyfag here, anybody got any weed?" like they feel proud or something for having posted on /b/

Then some ozfag will sound off about sheepfucking and the shitstorm commences. All the OC from NZfags typically sucks ass and the reasons why are basically: 1. kiwis live in a pocket universe and haven't lurked enough to hone their skills on non-kiwi threads, and 2. little brother syndrome.

Let's face it. last great OC was NZ fail guy. Cody and IDbro are shit-tier memes
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>>580358878
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Ayy fags
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relax you cunt, also

motherfuck john key
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>>580358976
Nah the threads are alright unless you post.
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Allo Fuckers
>>580358976
Cmon man did you have to add the oldfag here bit it just sounds a bit try hard das all
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>>580359289
sup yo
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>>580359289

not really, just been around since 07, participated in raids and shit like Titstorm. not bragging, just saying there was no such thing as Kiwi threads back then. The predictability of the threads is almost embarassing
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>>580359757
No worse than trap or YLYL threads should come to these more often theres some good discussions that have nothing to do with weed on good days
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Thoughts on the new money?
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>>580360169
Rather crass and vulgar, but new money always is.
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>>580360169
At least they are still worth more or less the same
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Reporting in

Day 4 of the endless Job Hunt

what's going on NZ?
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too many immigrant asians trying to pose as kiwis in this thread
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>>580360863
On the bright side, though, they'll at least be paying Kiwis to write for them.
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Motueka newfag reporting in.
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>>580361304
Mot's a shit hole yo
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>>580361304
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>>580359993

>>580359993

trap threads pretty much exist to fuck with homophobic newfags, YLYL threads exist because people like edgy humour they can't find anywhere else. I'm seeing vapid NZ threads daily. NZ threads are basically synonymous with mediocrity
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>>580356364
Are you automated? Faggot.
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>>580361532
>NZ threads are basically synonymous with mediocrity
Stop posting in them then and, like I said, they'll be fine.
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>>580357590
Yes
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Still no sign of IDbro
*sigh* he dead
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>>580361828
how?
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>>580361682

>they'll be fine

they'll continue to be mediocre
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>>580361980
Frauline probably will either be late or not posting as she's at the movies.

>Probably watching Schindler's List
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>>580361980
night walker got him in the butt.
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>>580362138
I lied.
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>>580362272
I did not, you take that (bare) back you naughty boy!
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>>580360495
Underrated post.
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>>580362438
make me
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>>580358976
Damn old people are fun.
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>>580362613
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>>580358693

ali pugh, pippa wetzel > janika tiny head
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>>580360495
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How is everyone tonight?
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>>580362919
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUC_jOxoAkw
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Any news related servile fucks lurk these threads?
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>>580363181
Nice. Where are you?

Post body.
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>>580363181
Well done. That is neat.
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>>580363181
what would your mother say
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>>580363181
Post more, im batin'
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Surprised anyone even knows where Motueka is
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>>580363181
Stop writing peoples names on a paper for them. Its cringe worthy to see.
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>>580363181
I want you to suffocate me.
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What's the haps in Christchurch tonight?
Anything interesting on or should I go back to txting my dealer.
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>>580363181
nice
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>>580363212
I zoned out watching that.

>>580363245
Jack Tame, pls.
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>>580363547
But I feel bad for them :(
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>>580363660
Wish I knew, I'm after some weed in chch too
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Go back to milking your dealer, gaylord faggotus
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>>580363181

you belong right up there with this attention whore.
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WHAT IN THE FLYING FUCK IS THIS SHIT. THEY PUT NO THOUGHT INTO REDOING THESE FUCKING NOTES AT ALL. IT'S LIKE THEY GOT A GROUP OF KINDERGARTNERS TO COME UP WITH IT. FUCK THIS SHIT.
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>>580363943
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>>580363212
Guardians of the Galaxy was pretty underwhelming.
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>>580363181
yoo
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>>580356364

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sOUoWtYYs8
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>>580364048
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>>580363660
>>580363887
big bottle of vodka but no weed
>mfw
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Hastingsbro repot for dooty
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>>580364054
it was, but it had its moments.
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>>580363880
Could you do mine? The name's Rape Me.
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>>580363945
Ha, loosa lewis
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>>580364001
Yeah ik man. Not born in NZ myself but damn. I feel dat feel.
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>>580364314
post more pics faggot
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>>580364314

bitch got fkn pwnt
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>>580364153
N.e more yanicker ter alehn?
>mfw
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>>580364759
Kek
>>580364543
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?
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>>580364543

nzx
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>>580365019
put a little nz flag in dat puss of yours
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>>580364001
looks like monopoly money
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>>580365019
NZERS ARE PIG DISGUSTING
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>>580364968
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>>580364759
Woah wtf why? Who would do something to NZ's (Marquis'™©®) own broadcasting princess?
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Reminder what NZ threads actually are.
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>>580365019
I'll have you know...
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>>580365084
More, you bitch
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>>580365264
Fuck off heaven, no one likes you anyways.
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>>580363181
Clean your room.
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>>580365254
Gotta love NZ based broadcasting babez
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>>580365343

dude i srsly love posting hot kiwi chicks
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>>580363181
those aren't tits, what are you doing
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Where's me Tauranga peeps?

Killarney fag
Oropi boy
Oats scoundrel
Dunners to Bethlem
etc
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Nice pic, here is a tip
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>>580363887

Seriously go to any park/rec area/public domain carpark in rangiora, look for a car/van with 3+ people in it and ask them. Gooners are the least subtle people with their drug dealing.
But for me my dealer is doing drop offs :D

>>580364201

>mfw I had a full bottle of vodka I bought on friday and my parents fuckin drank the whole thing
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where my Taurangay bros @?
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>Navy offer arrived
>Report to Devonport by 7th Jan
Finally I am doing something useful with my life.
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>>580365830
In Hamilton you fuck.
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>>580366000
Don't be cheeky.
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Is anyone else pissed at having to wait until Saturday next for smash bros?
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>>580366000
Those trips...nice
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>>580365830

would post the screecap but deleted it. uk news reports on phil rudd mentioned him being located on the island of tauranga. anyway, greetings from the mainland
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>>580365019

Looks delicious and I'm a bit horngry.
Wanna meet up for a bite?
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>>580366069
All those people are not in Hamilton.

Your lies won't get past me, Satan.
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>>580365830
Killarny fag been here since the thread started. sucked then and it sucks now
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>>580365962

finally, some OC
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>>580366210
You make me cringe.
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>>580366159
Phil Rudd can suck a dick. We don't need shitheads like him in this country.
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>>580365962
I've about this guys son, apparently as mental as his dad. Was walking around with his shirt off flashing his swastika tattoo, didn't get why everyone got so offending and beat him up.
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>>580366159
>island of tauranga
Hahaha.

Good ol UK press, aye.

>'Good ol UK press' is what Jimmy Saville used to call it when he viciously raped children.
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>>580365524

in the interests of OC, post your fav nz newsreader sluts and I'll photoshop onto nudes for the next NZ thread i see.

so far:

>ali pugh
>pippa wetzel
>charlotte bellis
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>>580366349
Don't lie.

He would have spoken to me.
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>>580366597
>Jack Tame
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>>580366597
Judy Bailey
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>>580366653
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>>580366783
>Jack Tame

nigga wtf is wronk witchu
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>>580366597
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>>580367053
I wanted to nut in this bitch so hard when I was 3.
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>>580366891
>>580367053

added to list

>janika ter allen
>judy bailey
>suzy cato

inb4 lorde
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>>580356364
Auk fag here
lurkin
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>>580359052
I'd love to stab this guy in the face with a pen repeatedly
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>>580367029
Oh, haha, you did. You just didn't announce yourself.

:-(

>>580367052
What? He's a cute little awkward twink.
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Tits
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Why is there never any native pussy?
>inb4
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>>580367537
Why, he is the saviour of NZ television.

DICK SHIT!!!

>>580367581
It heppens, dont be mad k.
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>>580367187
Probably one of the best thinks I have ever read.

>I wanted to nut so hard inside Suzy Cato when I was three years old
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>>580367694
Moàr
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>>580367537
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>>580367753
>It heppens, dont be mad k.
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>>580367747
They think cameras steal their mana.
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>>580368050
I said don't!

You must do as I say.
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I concur
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>>580367876
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>>580368346
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>>580368353
You're boring now.
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>>580368218
Ok.
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Any Lincoln uni students here?
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well this was the first time reading over a thread before posting

why is 'why are IDs even back?' even inb4'd?
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>>580368353
Repost. Timestamp some more new oc
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THERE WAS AN EARTHQUAKE IN CHRISTCHURCH?

How did I not hear about this?!
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>>580368590
But I'm playing blivyin
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>>580368508
That's what i'm talkin about!!
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>>580368638
>How did I not hear about this?!
you gotta feel it

you feel me?
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How much do you guys masturbate? Is twice a day too much?
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>>580368663
C'mon, gimme s'mo
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>>580368860
Once you get past 4 then you get hair loss so your doing ok
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>>580368946
That sounds like bullshit.
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>tfw in love with a goddess
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>>580369248
Nah its totally not theres a build up of something in the hair follicles cant remember what though
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>>580368778
I feel ya, bro.
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>>580369248
Butt seriously. more than 2 and you are fooling your brain into reward mode over nothing, long exposure to this can lead to lack of arousal later in life.
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>>580368860
No fap mate. 2 days into it

>>580369428
Bruh
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>>580369428
Catch me on fire already.
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>>580357590
that u tho
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CATCH ME ON FIRE
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>>580369248
I take it back upon quick search all sources proven false I concede defeat good sir
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>>580369675
Don't you just know it. look at those sweet bj lips and 420 eyes.
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>>580369613
yo
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>>580369770
Lol, why would you post yourself in a nz thread? Someone might recognise you?

I can't talk, though, my face is all over this fucking site.
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>>580369938
That was the reason I posted it. to see if any familiar cunts are on here. pic is old tho, I don't have bitch hair no more.
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>>580370080
Still got them bj lips though, aye, fgt?
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>>580370202
totally.

Fuck I'm just so happy tonight, got my bourbons and ain't got no fucking 5am start. the night is all mine.
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>>580356364
Anna S. you one of these girls posting nudes? Looks like you, very tasty.
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>>580370404
i have to go to bed early tonight ;_;
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>>580370404
5am start? Sheeit, where does you work, nigger?
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>>580370404
Fuck yeah
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>>580370558
That would be too revealing.
>>580370510
just. don't.
>>580370697
Fuck [email protected]!!
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>Add cutie on skype
>Think we hit it off
>"talk tomorrow?"
>Yes.mp3
>Doesn't talk at all tonight
>Wut?

Why people do this?
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>>580370790
add me, hyung
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>>580370776
>That would be too revealing.
Stripper?
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>>580370790
:( just wait it out. he'll call on you when he wants you. that's when you nab him by the balls.
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>>580370904
It's just very revealing. not many people do what I do in this town.
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Sup boys. On a down buzz tonight. My brother just had a baby boy and I'm not allowed to hold him cause his misses doesn't trust me. Lol and here I was thinking things couldn't get worse
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>>580371129
Trust you as in she thinks you'll drop him or what?
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>>580370873
O-ok. What's your call sign?

>>580370925
Yeah. We are talking a serious qt, though. I didn't message him when I first saw him because I thought "Nah, never in a million years". I send my picture and:

"You must get told this a lot but you're really handsome".

>not sure if nana has started flirting with faggotd online again
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>>580371084
Heaps of people in Tauranga suck, though?

>>580371129
Oh, that's a bit rough. You are posting on 4chan, though, so she might have a point.
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>>580363181
You need to stick some pasta in that pussy.
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I own u cunts
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>>580371471
But I ate it all
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>>580368106
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>>580371305
Chin up duckie, he's probably just to shy to say something to you.
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>>580371305
damn, i don't have an account. idk why i always ask for someones skype when i don't even have one.
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>>580371615
top kek
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>>580371615
don't pussy out now man. hand it over
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>>580371525
>Not a gif.
>>
North Shore

looking for weed ! buying 5 ~ 10 grams
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i wish

i wish

I WISH

i was rich
>>
>>580371585
Duckie, haha. Wow you a poof from the 60s or something?

>tfw I said tried to start a conversation and he didn't budge.

>>580371615
Oh, you prick tease.
>>
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>>580371803
I wish you were mine.
>>
>>580371706

If i had wanted to post the gif I would have posted the gif cunt.
>>
>>580371737
Fucking got a guy from craigslist reckons he sells 10grams for $50...
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>>580371803
why?

being rich has to be the biggest fallacy around

having enough to live within your means is plenty nigger

didn't your parents teach you about the starving niggers in Africa
>>
>>580372041
either shit, lying, an ad or a cop.

If none, link me up.
>>
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>>580372041

Bahahahahahahaahahaha

It's a sure thing bro.
>>
>>580371959
>poof
I could say the same, no one says poof anymore. unless your a brit.

>>580371980
ITS NOT BEDTIME YET M8!
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gnite nz
>>
>>580372192
When you have 4:30am start it is.
>If it wasn't for the $32/hr I would quit.
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>>580371959
i will add you one day

>>580371980
only if you'll be mine

>>580372105
word
>>
>>580372137
>>580372154
He responded by saying:

"Lucky for you I'm a blazedcunt"

That set bells going.

>>580372192
>British New Zealander.
>>
>>580372384
>>580372329
goodnight my sweets. Jesus is thinking of you both.
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>>580372329
gn
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>>580371207
Nah I've had more experiences with babies than she has. It's probably just that I never talk to her, but fuck her.vI'm gonna hold my nephew wether she likes it or not
>>
>>580372440
mr_shoe_fish

>>580372329
Goodnight, my sweat.
>>
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>>580372497
Night.
>>580372440
Ill call you tomorrow. ;)
>>
>>580372478
Well I'm a fucking Scot Kiwi, so you know what that means aye.

>>580372561
Damn right.
>>
>>580371397
Eh, probably lol I still wanna hold the neph though
>>
>>580372639
Brit meaning an amalgamation of those from the Isles.
>>
>>580359076
Who the fuck goes to pizza hut anymore. Hell is where its at
>>
>>580372807
You gonna walk tonight?
>>
>>580372914
It's the only pizza store in town
>>
dunnersfag late to the party, what's everyone up to
>>
>>580372980
Probably not, I'm too engrossed in this thread.
>>
Who's blazin in TGA tonight?
Trying to decide if I should aswell.
>>
Reminder that weed is unhealthy for your body.
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>>580373046
Thinking about your musky scent.
>>
26f Auckland CBD hotel /bored
>>
what are some good jobs that I can work at NZ?
>>
alllow goveneor throw me some shrimp on that barby make sure a dango dont eatr my babe fucking faggot..so sick of the motherland supporting you gass huffers
>>
>>580373198

Reminder you have no friends.
>>
>>580373286
easy to get jobs?
>>580373198
so is milk
>>
>>580373160
>Trying to decide if I should aswell.
It's not a hard decision to make.

Have a puff or two and then decide.
>>
>>580373276
Which hotel?
>>
>>580373296
>so sick of the motherland supporting you gass huffers
Most Kiwis would rather we didn't cosy on up to China, either, but what can we do?
>>
>>580373031
Where the fuck do you even live?

Post more ass pls
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>>580373198
Every fucking thread
>>
yo for real doe,
someone sell me some bud in auckland
>>
>>580373372
hmm, I was thinking something in IT(support, development, network), how hard is to find a job like that?
>>
>>580373549
collective suicide...walk hand and hand into oblivion.
>>
>>580373296

Thats funny cos it's true.

Anyone keen to go down the store and get some gas for my automatic cream-whipper?
>>
>>580373484
Stalker?
>>
>>580373434

I still have to score the weed buddy.
>>
>>580356364

Can someone explain the "why are IDs even back?" thing?
>>
>>580373734

It's because we fail to understand why ID's are even back.
>>
>>580373573
when did you last change those sheets?
>>580373658
Do oyu have any training? experience? It's easy if you are young and straight out of study.
>>
>>580373734
if someone knew that, would you think people would keep asking?
why are ID's even back?
>>
>>580373734
When the question is answered, you will know
>>
>>580373576
This
>>
4chan was way more entertaining without ID's.
>>
>>580373732
Oh, yeah, that's the tricky part.

There's an anon that might be hooking me up with a dealer. He posts in these threads sometimes.
>>
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>>580373569
Waikato nigga
>>
>>580373734
Nah, can't be bothered.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRKOd_54HN4
>This was a good choose a few nights ago
>>
>>580374020
Assuming he asked if you had transport I'm guessing he's rural or out of town. Such a shame TGA is full of fucking drugs, right here under our noses.
>>
>>580373830
You can't see the sheets, they're red
>>
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kek at alpha Shinichi.

>tfw just heard fireworks
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>>580374020

Are you the bro from the Avenues?

If so then the guy you're talking about is me.

I already know where to get weed from multiple locations.

I am currently trying to decide if I want to.

Swaying towards making some marmite on toast then going the fuck to sleep.
>>
>>580374249
Doesnt change my question though. Were they red to begin with?
>>
>>580374167
Whatever happened to these bros? This was my jam back in the day
>>
>>580373734
no can you explain why they are back?
>>
>>580374331
Yeah
>>
>>580374106
Im an Auckfag. Name of the chick?
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>>580373330
friendly reminder that i am your friend

>>580373372
so is semen

>>580373573
everyday until you LOVE it
>>
>>580374443
>semen
well, shit
>>
>>580374218
That's never come up but, yeah, I have no wheels.

>>580374326
Yeah, I'm the annoying Avenues cunt.

>tfw marmite doesn't taste the same as it did when I was little.

It tastes way to sweet now.
>>
>>580373993
yeah samefagging is so entertaining go on oh sage one
>>
>>580373830
Yes, I have exp, I have worked in a IT department in a Bank, I'm 21 years old, I'm apllied math major but i'm going into IT, As you can see my english is not good, but I'ill increase, but thanks for this information mate, I really think NZ a beautiful country btw
>>
Stan Walker is fucking pissed as shit
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>>580374443

>friendly reminder that i am your friend

.....GODDAMIT
>>
captions?
>>
>>580374376
They are just another NZ one hit wonder.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2cMG33mWVY
>>
>>580374573
elaborate
>>
>>580374678
"That's my share, cunt"
>>
>>580374828
>not watching the absolute shitfest known as the Vodafone NZ Music Awards

Shiggy
>>
>>580374554

I asked if you had a car the last time we typed at each other through an electronic device, so yes it did come up.

Also i'm just glad I can buy marmite eh. I've been lurking in multiple other countries these last few years and got some serious withdrawal symptoms.
>>
>>580374718
Posting for our girl Bic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w28ZREQe3_Q
>>
>>580374561
a great foot in the door trick is to find a company that has what you want and talk to the boss directly, tell him you will volunteer your services for free and work as hard as you can making contacts and favors, after a few weeks ask if you are worth keeping, ask for that shiny contract.
>>
Dick and wine
>>
>>580374678
Do you want me to invite Phillip Smith round for lunch, m8?
>>
http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/63361142/Mufti-cops-may-blend-in-at-races

Lol they are down at the pub too.
>>
>>580374918
I used to watch it cause as a kiwi i felt obliged to, but i don't really watch TV nowdays

Instead of shigging my dig can you help a bro out? I'm guessing he got BTFO by whichever NZ hip hop artist is receiving their 15 minutes of mild fame
>>
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Post more kiwi noodes
>>
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>>580374921
Have you tried a real man's Marmite?

shit will make your lips turn inside out.
>>
>>580375164
name?
>>
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>tfw you will never samefag in an NZ thread ever again
>>
>>580375102
No hes djust drunk as shit. He won an award wehre Lorde was nominated so he was surprised and just started rambling. Still cant compare to Homebrew on 2012 VMA
>>
>>580374678
>THis song cam out 11 years ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mBew5mthcA
>>
>>580374678
"Unidentified companion of David Cameron amuses bemused onlookers with uncanny impression of a peadophile."
>>
>>580375194

Yes i've tried it, but like i said, I AM JUST GLAD I CAN GET MARMITE, cos even if it's not as good as it used to be, it's still the number 1 yeast spread around.

>Brewers yeast FTW
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>>580375216
no idea mate
>>
>>580375274
kek i remember while i was waiting for my bus after i completely fucked my accounting exam I saw him walk past, I was too sad to give a shit

>>580375257
>tfw nz threads will never be how they were back in the glory days like in pic related
Good times, but they're never coming back
>>
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>Christchurch Master Race

Sorry im late boys
>>
>>580373693
u dirty shrimp eater..show me some respect..i live in you great gran pappies land..the land of the iron dick..the fires of oblivion will come fur u lad. you smells shimp eating, surfing, hobbiting, sheep herding dickwad
>>
>>580374921
>so yes it did come up.
Shit, that's embarrassing.

Can you ever forgive me?

>tfw now eat vegemite because marmite just doesn't taste like it should.

I feel like a traitor which is a hard thing for a faggy Nazi to deal with.
>>
>wicket for baz
cricket is a funny old game
>>
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>>580375618

tfw now eat vegemite because marmite just doesn't taste like it should

>MFW
>>
>>580375515
fuck yeah dollhouse
>>
>>580375734
tfw when you fuck up a lead :(
>>
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God Save the Queen
>>
>>580374959
Oh, thanks, I pretend to visit NZ in the next year, so i'll try talk with some people and companies that can find a job. thanks m8
>>
>>580375216
She posted this on Otago Flatting Goods yonks ago.
If you're desperate you could go through it and find her.
>>
dibs on 300
>>
>>580375895
Good luck bro.
>>580376021
webums only count
>>
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ITT: Top tier breeding material
>>
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>>580375861
Great, we are getting notes like aussi monopoly money.
>>
>>580375531
xo

>>580375823
It does, aye. It tastes sweet as, almost like fucking jam.

>I'm a bit bored, not sure if I should wait until tomorrow to take my amphetamine or do some now...
>>
>>580376132
Do it
>>
>>580376051
Oh, thank you, you are really cool!
>>
>>580375618

Anyways bro

I'm definitely gonna sesh it up tomorrow night with a mate. We could come get you if ya want.

Also save me some amphetamine cunt.

Or atleast save your. Might go up the mount or something.
>>
>>580376248
Glad someone finally noticed.
>>
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i keep it 300

like the romans

300 bitches
>>
>>580376214
I've got like 11 days until I can get a refil and I've been a naughty this month and taken more than I should have some days.

I get real dizzy when I don't take any.
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I need sleep. I have an exam tomorrow
>>
>>580376321
spot on m8, well done.
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Waikato reporting in
>>
>>580376321
>Theremustbemoretolife.webm
>>
>>580376124
To be fair, these are just artist renditions, and the colour will fade in time.

Does anyone else remember this thing?
>>
>>580376321
Fucking Spartans cunt, thats Greece
>>
>>580376321
again? fuck mate, nice
>>
>>580376268
>Or atleast save your.
Save my what?
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i'm out

peace
>>
>>580376438
Threads almost gonna an hero ;_;

>>580376472
Dude, CCC
>>
>>580376576
me 2 , night night

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jCuSt9MjSY
>>
>>580376530
yours**

Fucking retard
>>
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>>580376530

Jesus really?

Or at least save yours*

At least save your amphetamines for tomorrow you weak willed cunt.

Why do fuck all faster now, when you could do shit all faster tomorrow?
>>
>>580376640
>>580376576
Nighty night bros
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>>580376465
Wow, Originally I didn't think the new notes were that good but they shit all over those ones
>>
>>580376465
>Guys guys, let turn the colour saturation ALL the way up. ;_:
Why cant we just have subtle notes like the USA.
>>
>>580376684
Cause thats easy to forge
>>
>>580376587
don't die on me i just got here
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