New Zealand thread. NZfags get in here.
Inb4 why are IDs even back?
Auckland oldfag here. NZ threads on /b/ make me cringe, up to a few months ago, they were pretty sparse and usually involved faggots saying "Huntlyfag here, anybody got any weed?" like they feel proud or something for having posted on /b/
Then some ozfag will sound off about sheepfucking and the shitstorm commences. All the OC from NZfags typically sucks ass and the reasons why are basically: 1. kiwis live in a pocket universe and haven't lurked enough to hone their skills on non-kiwi threads, and 2. little brother syndrome.
Let's face it. last great OC was NZ fail guy. Cody and IDbro are shit-tier memes
relax you cunt, also
motherfuck john key
Cmon man did you have to add the oldfag here bit it just sounds a bit try hard das all
not really, just been around since 07, participated in raids and shit like Titstorm. not bragging, just saying there was no such thing as Kiwi threads back then. The predictability of the threads is almost embarassing
Motueka newfag reporting in.
trap threads pretty much exist to fuck with homophobic newfags, YLYL threads exist because people like edgy humour they can't find anywhere else. I'm seeing vapid NZ threads daily. NZ threads are basically synonymous with mediocrity
ali pugh, pippa wetzel > janika tiny head
How is everyone tonight?
Surprised anyone even knows where Motueka is
you belong right up there with this attention whore.
WHAT IN THE FLYING FUCK IS THIS SHIT. THEY PUT NO THOUGHT INTO REDOING THESE FUCKING NOTES AT ALL. IT'S LIKE THEY GOT A GROUP OF KINDERGARTNERS TO COME UP WITH IT. FUCK THIS SHIT.
big bottle of vodka but no weed
Hastingsbro repot for dooty
Yeah ik man. Not born in NZ myself but damn. I feel dat feel.
bitch got fkn pwnt
N.e more yanicker ter alehn?
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?
Reminder what NZ threads actually are.
Gotta love NZ based broadcasting babez
dude i srsly love posting hot kiwi chicks
Nice pic, here is a tip
Seriously go to any park/rec area/public domain carpark in rangiora, look for a car/van with 3+ people in it and ask them. Gooners are the least subtle people with their drug dealing.
But for me my dealer is doing drop offs :D
>mfw I had a full bottle of vodka I bought on friday and my parents fuckin drank the whole thing
where my Taurangay bros @?
>Navy offer arrived
>Report to Devonport by 7th Jan
Finally I am doing something useful with my life.
Is anyone else pissed at having to wait until Saturday next for smash bros?
would post the screecap but deleted it. uk news reports on phil rudd mentioned him being located on the island of tauranga. anyway, greetings from the mainland
finally, some OC
I've about this guys son, apparently as mental as his dad. Was walking around with his shirt off flashing his swastika tattoo, didn't get why everyone got so offending and beat him up.
in the interests of OC, post your fav nz newsreader sluts and I'll photoshop onto nudes for the next NZ thread i see.
nigga wtf is wronk witchu
Auk fag here
Probably one of the best thinks I have ever read.
>I wanted to nut so hard inside Suzy Cato when I was three years old
>It heppens, dont be mad k.
That's what i'm talkin about!!
>How did I not hear about this?!
you gotta feel it
you feel me?
>tfw in love with a goddess
Butt seriously. more than 2 and you are fooling your brain into reward mode over nothing, long exposure to this can lead to lack of arousal later in life.
Sup boys. On a down buzz tonight. My brother just had a baby boy and I'm not allowed to hold him cause his misses doesn't trust me. Lol and here I was thinking things couldn't get worse
O-ok. What's your call sign?
Yeah. We are talking a serious qt, though. I didn't message him when I first saw him because I thought "Nah, never in a million years". I send my picture and:
"You must get told this a lot but you're really handsome".
>not sure if nana has started flirting with faggotd online again
>Not a gif.
i was rich
Duckie, haha. Wow you a poof from the 60s or something?
>tfw I said tried to start a conversation and he didn't budge.
Oh, you prick tease.
I wish you were mine.
being rich has to be the biggest fallacy around
having enough to live within your means is plenty nigger
didn't your parents teach you about the starving niggers in Africa
It's a sure thing bro.
i will add you one day
only if you'll be mine
Nah I've had more experiences with babies than she has. It's probably just that I never talk to her, but fuck her.vI'm gonna hold my nephew wether she likes it or not
Goodnight, my sweat.
Ill call you tomorrow. ;)
alllow goveneor throw me some shrimp on that barby make sure a dango dont eatr my babe fucking faggot..so sick of the motherland supporting you gass huffers
Every fucking thread
Assuming he asked if you had transport I'm guessing he's rural or out of town. Such a shame TGA is full of fucking drugs, right here under our noses.
Are you the bro from the Avenues?
If so then the guy you're talking about is me.
I already know where to get weed from multiple locations.
I am currently trying to decide if I want to.
Swaying towards making some marmite on toast then going the fuck to sleep.
friendly reminder that i am your friend
so is semen
everyday until you LOVE it
That's never come up but, yeah, I have no wheels.
Yeah, I'm the annoying Avenues cunt.
>tfw marmite doesn't taste the same as it did when I was little.
It tastes way to sweet now.
Yes, I have exp, I have worked in a IT department in a Bank, I'm 21 years old, I'm apllied math major but i'm going into IT, As you can see my english is not good, but I'ill increase, but thanks for this information mate, I really think NZ a beautiful country btw
>friendly reminder that i am your friend
I asked if you had a car the last time we typed at each other through an electronic device, so yes it did come up.
Also i'm just glad I can buy marmite eh. I've been lurking in multiple other countries these last few years and got some serious withdrawal symptoms.
a great foot in the door trick is to find a company that has what you want and talk to the boss directly, tell him you will volunteer your services for free and work as hard as you can making contacts and favors, after a few weeks ask if you are worth keeping, ask for that shiny contract.
I used to watch it cause as a kiwi i felt obliged to, but i don't really watch TV nowdays
Instead of shigging my dig can you help a bro out? I'm guessing he got BTFO by whichever NZ hip hop artist is receiving their 15 minutes of mild fame
Post more kiwi noodes
Have you tried a real man's Marmite?
shit will make your lips turn inside out.
>tfw you will never samefag in an NZ thread ever again
No hes djust drunk as shit. He won an award wehre Lorde was nominated so he was surprised and just started rambling. Still cant compare to Homebrew on 2012 VMA
Yes i've tried it, but like i said, I AM JUST GLAD I CAN GET MARMITE, cos even if it's not as good as it used to be, it's still the number 1 yeast spread around.
>Brewers yeast FTW
no idea mate
kek i remember while i was waiting for my bus after i completely fucked my accounting exam I saw him walk past, I was too sad to give a shit
>tfw nz threads will never be how they were back in the glory days like in pic related
Good times, but they're never coming back
u dirty shrimp eater..show me some respect..i live in you great gran pappies land..the land of the iron dick..the fires of oblivion will come fur u lad. you smells shimp eating, surfing, hobbiting, sheep herding dickwad
>so yes it did come up.
Shit, that's embarrassing.
Can you ever forgive me?
>tfw now eat vegemite because marmite just doesn't taste like it should.
I feel like a traitor which is a hard thing for a faggy Nazi to deal with.
tfw now eat vegemite because marmite just doesn't taste like it should
fuck yeah dollhouse
ITT: Top tier breeding material
Great, we are getting notes like aussi monopoly money.
It does, aye. It tastes sweet as, almost like fucking jam.
>I'm a bit bored, not sure if I should wait until tomorrow to take my amphetamine or do some now...
I'm definitely gonna sesh it up tomorrow night with a mate. We could come get you if ya want.
Also save me some amphetamine cunt.
Or atleast save your. Might go up the mount or something.
I've got like 11 days until I can get a refil and I've been a naughty this month and taken more than I should have some days.
I get real dizzy when I don't take any.
I need sleep. I have an exam tomorrow
Waikato reporting in
To be fair, these are just artist renditions, and the colour will fade in time.
Does anyone else remember this thing?
Or at least save yours*
At least save your amphetamines for tomorrow you weak willed cunt.
Why do fuck all faster now, when you could do shit all faster tomorrow?
Wow, Originally I didn't think the new notes were that good but they shit all over those ones