Shit... what did I get myself into?
Show up with your implements and when she is unconscious load her into your truck and take her to your basement dungeon.
if u wanna bang her just imply it faggot or she'll think ur a pervert
imply it and bang her when the time comes she won't feel guilt/whaever if it's impulsive
Jesus son if you're going to ask what you got yourself into, you're a sad retarded fuck.
If you had to come here for analysis then you're gonna fuck it up hard. I look forward to reading about your beta disaster in a future beta/spaghetti green text story thread
These mixed signals. I think I just fucked it up.
Oh fuck spergelord,looks like its time to beta out.
Just reply something like "You're going to see after the hw". Before the hw maybe she'll ask "We need to do the hw to let me know what was that?" THEN YOU GO!
We're already supposed to see each other on Saturday, Thanksgiving and Black Friday so I'll have plenty of chances to bang her, just not tomorrow... maybe.
you done goofed m8
Jesus fucking CHRIST. You are LITERALLY terribbblllee at this. I cannot, I CANNOT believe you said "what did you think I meant?"
Just fucking add some more winky faces, short-hand words, and laughing faces in there while you're at it. In fact, why don't you go ahead and just say "what did you think I meant? that I was going to fuck you? weirdo, idiot, stupid, dumbass. hahah XDXD lololol"
You HAVE to be underage. You have to be.
He could save it with alot of making out and heavy petting during the movie.
It was already implied that we were going to fuck and I don't think anything I say will change that. To be honest, I probably should have just left it alone but I can still salvage this.
You're incredibly lucky she's salvaing this for you by ignoring your inane and asinine bullshit and flattening your heightened autism out with her reassuring words.
But holy fuck, man. I hope you're not this awkward in person.
What are we gonna do? Well we could do that faggot homework you have due about timbucktwo while we watch franklin tie his timberland shoes.... then watch a movie maybe make some babies I mean we can watch a movie called the ladies man, man...
Sorry im practicing how to become a rap god
never stop texting at the climax...
Just keep texting boring and simple as fuck.
Texting at a climax or even leaving a conversation in the midst of the climax underlines bad social intelligence, then again this is 4 chaaaaan
Fuck. My lame ass gf is trying to cockblock me.
Uh... kind of true but you usually have to work up to saying what you want... personally I never really insinuate anything unless I can tell she is getting turned on by it- which then I have to weigh up the pros and cons- likeilood of her flaking etc etc...
But basically through a couple years of texting you realize its absolute nonsense.
Set up a date. Thats it.
If she likes you she'll meet you up.
If not whatever.
when you get "good understandings" of what works for you, you can say pretty much anything.
I blatently harass people pretty much at this point but im such a self-righteous prick about it that you can't take me seriously... and if they do, i have the calibration to meet them half way.... or to completely suck them into my reality...
Its fun... go out and pimp it if you like!
Like the shit I say to girls is just obnoxious... but my rational is at least they know what kind of fuck im going to be before we get to the bedroom.... as in if im saying bizzarre crazy shit to them face to face... they know in the bedroom I'm going to be trying to get into their head at the same time...
Someguys just like going straight caveman too... it really doesnt matter.
But just own whatever the fuck you say.
This is about as much proof that I'm willing to give to prove I'm not fucking around.
Your profile picture looks like you took it with your girlfriend.
Other chicks dig a guy in a relationship just because of "commitment" or some shit. OP, don't be afraid to do something ballsy.
New chick, by far. I'm probably gonna cheat on my gf with this new chick.
Ready for the real kicker? They're friends.
Post a picture of new chick so we can know shes not a total fucking horse
What is your opinion about dupsteb music? My favorite dupsteb artists are Skrilecks and Tiesto. Any other good artists out there?
>pic related, it's me
i was going to find out for shits and giggles but after scrolling through ~750 i got bored
someone take over. someone start at bottom, mid and top go from there
OP pls you're a fat neckbeard
Too soon junior
That's just unfollowing the posts, you still like the page...
>ruining it even more
Dude, just fuckin deactivate your profile for a few days if u wanna preserve your social life
You've got hell hounds on your trail
U can always get em tits next bday
and shed be totally okay if she ever found out you were cheating? either break up or dont cheat.youre not helping her if youre staying in a relationship you dont care about
holy smokes get a load of this faggot
Facebook's normal URL / rose.lucio.3
IT HAS BEEN DONE!
ahahaahaha this dude here thinking he is gone get laid. blahahahahahahaahha . youd gone try some moves on that chick(which thinks you nothing more then a friend) she will squeal on your gf and the only way you gone get laid is by selling your ass at craiglist
but yeh good luck
so you did know her? if you werent already friends with her what facebook search did you use to find the profile? i must know for science
Your gf's fuck ugly /b/ro, but your posts also prove that you're too much of a socially retarded virgin faggot to get the 6.5/10 friend you're watching Bugs Life with.
She roped me into a relationship after our first date. I wasn't really looking for anything serious but I guess it turned into a serious relationship after like 2 months.
Huuuuuuuuurrrrrr fucking durrrrrr I'm a rah-tard and use chrome. Eat cock until you die from a cock overdose you fucking casual scum. Don't bother replying I'm already going to fuck your mom for what you said you gay bitch.
OP COMFORT FOR FAT NECKBEARD!!!!
"fuck you" op happy birthday niggah!
GOOD NEWS MOTHERFUCKERS
Also, see attached image.
This is what will happen
>he comes over with a shitty movie
>tries being flirty
>will fail miserably, as he's hitting on gf's friend
>friend will tell gf
>since gf = ugly, she will hate him, but never leave him
>eventualy, she will cheat on him.
You are a cutie OP
here we go
Ah, I see that OP used a tactic that I used before.
He just copy paste the profile pic of the girl and that fat neckbeard. And then he just edited the text to make it look like it was real.
You guys can't seriously have fallen for this?
>op hur dur im alpha
fat neckbeard with no moves
my god my sides
This thread, it is win!
Retard OP got what was coming for him
hahahahahahaahaaaahahahahah . dude get real
nigga shoulda kept this shit to himself. Now its all ovaaaaaa
Lmaooooo OP you could be my fat twin dude no lie, we both live in houston and im assuming ur a beaner too. Its a trip to see a fatter version of yourself.
>tfw Im mutual friends with your now ex
Still here op?
this nigga even lights up
This is dedicated to all of you bro's who made this thread worth it. kek'd.
This thread is why you shouldn't use Fakebook.
your typical b/tard
waiting to pull the plug on this nigga
life - ruined
This thread just made my fucking week. I love you /b/
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OP fucked up
Someone else needs to know what he's done...
OP is kill.
I've just thought, OP could be trolling in a crafty way.
>Makes a bait thread he knows anons will fall for
>Wait for inbox notifications of the two accounts
>Collect names of /b/tards
i think he is a bit anti-social