Hey, /b/ It's time to practice your 'game'.

Well your heading the right direction for it babe? So what ya into?

Tits or gtfo

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>>580034414

>>580034414
that was quick

You down for dp?

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convo #2
specify who you wanna talk to, if you have a preference

You know i got a dig bick

My gave me a whole jar of pickles this morning, how about you and me go roller skating.

>>580034573
One sock and a brick of butter through the streets let me show you MY BANKAI

>>580034573
I got something sweet for you baby, know what I mean?

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>>580034414
>>580034493

my dick might only be 6 inches...but it smells like a foot!

>>580034797
You ever sucked dick for crack?

>>580034809
kek reroll

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gonna change the rules, I'll pick lines at random/to my choosing.
that way we don't have to fail at rolling too much

>>580034740

>>580034797
speaking of fucking

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She's down for a good time, /b/

Don't let her down, now

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convo #3

>>580035007
>>580035007
Yes lets have a great time your place or mine?

>>580034809
re-roll for lulz
>>580035007

>>580034209
How bout I give you the ole lickaroo? :3

>>580035103
It appears I broke a bone in my dick and the only cure is more ass

>>580035103
I dont know how to tell you this, but im kind of a big deal

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>>580035129

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>>580035262
dude, this chick is pretty hot.
you guys better bring your A game

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>>580035275
Fucking pick one you faggot, so we can get this shit started

>>580035432
I brought my A game

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>>580035275
2easy4her

>>580035432
dude if she's an anchorman fan then you're already in!

>>580035432
I'd give you the A game but I only brought the D

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>>580035498
nigga shiiiii
I do multiple because they don't always respond and then the thread gets slow as dicks

with multiple convo's I can post whoevers responding

>>580035551
what color is your underwear? ;)

>>580035551
So what do you say some laid back relaxed fun?

>>580035708
The big deals or the big dicks? ;)

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>>580035683
you niggers better not post copypasta or googled oneliners, because they've heard them all

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>>580035708
Fuck this thread I'm out, I'm not some fucking white you can get to spit out lines like Eminem.

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>>580035867
She wasn't impressed, guys

>>580035895
cmon anon, be my slim shady <3

Id like to eat raspberries out of your asshole

>>580035867
So you want top or bottom

>>580035432
>>580035708
Damn, she fine as fuck

Are you trying to fuck them or just messing with them with some fake gps info?

>>580035968
Im spent

op what the fuck

>>580035867
Nah OP, that's all me

women only want to talk about themselves. if you;re trying to get ass ask her about her women cant shut about themselves. if all else fails say something like oh wow such a cool bag and bam she wont shut up again . from there it is only a matter of time

or just call her pancake tits and see what happens

>>580036235
roll for pancake tits

>>580035968
Do you ever worry that you're not fresh...down there?

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>>580035968
Fine. Are you free tonight or is this going to cost me?

tell her you are pleased she has some class..

>>580036382
Use that pussy wetter of a line. And be grateful

>>580036286
you are so lovely. wanna dance the night away .... looking into your eyes.

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>>580036382

>>580036587
should add pancake tits to the end . come on

Hey babe, you gonna let me give you AIDS or what?

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>>580036685
k will do

>>580036743
Just so I know what I'm getting into, how about you send me a preview ;)

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Just trying to reboot the convo's while I wait for good comments

>>580036949
Lol bankai chick's playing hard to catch.
Oh and don't mind me , just lurking herd

>>580036743
A little sneak peek couldn't hurt could it ;)

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>>580036949
I'll cut to the chase, whooer... Slob on my knob like corn on the cob. Check in with me, then do your job.

>>580036743
Tell this girl

"There's one catch, I have no chairs, sofas, etc. But as long as I have my face, you'll have a place to sit."

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she's trying to ditch me
some nerve.

>>580036949
GETSUGA TENSHOUUUUUUUUUUU

A little sneak peek couldn't hurt could it ;) easy chick

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>>580036743

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>>580037173
gonna split it up, wait for a reply first

>>580037178
Wanna have some fun with me?

can i get a sneak peek at what is to come? ;) (to the easy bitch)

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>>580037178
OK threaten her with the rappening by getting her address, taking a screen of google maps street view of her house and telling her you're on your way to get that pussy.

>>580037368
>2014
>the first time /b/ has ever gotten someone pussy

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>>580037178
Pick that ball back up with some cat pictures

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>>580037504
Bitches love cat pictures

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FYI, /b/, I'm a 7/10 at most.
Just trying to show you how easy Tinder is, and that chicks just want quick sex just as much.
look at this thirsty qt 3.14

tell her to eat your pussy

>>580034209
what app is that were you just talk with random people (who are presumably local). Or do you and all the other threads just dont care what these people think.

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>>580037504
>>580037578
they do, but you can't send pictures on Tinder

dat captcha tho

>>580037671
pic of you? I'm a solid 6, maybe 7 if people are into my type. Not sure if tinder is the best bet for me tho. Whats your game when going after specific sluts? Like, the slut that has your heart and wont let go </3


Also get nudes from this one, she's into it.

>>580037368
>>580037368
Kekkei Genkai!

>>580037671
I'm lying I got the whole shitstorm
>give her your number
>tell her you'll text her your address
>switch to the messenger


Also, gimme a sneak preview of what I'm workin with tonight

wanna fuck?

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>>580037836
>pic of you?
you're really asking me to post my face on /b/ ?
come on, son.

> the slut that has your heart and wont let go </3
you won't find her easily on Tinder.
If you wanna just have fun then my advice is
>be confident (or pretend to be)
>be funny
>be slightly rule/asshole

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>>580038229
you wanna be direct, but that's too bland, anon

>>580034414
"what ya into" is fucking retarded in my opinion

ahh ya put it inz mien sphincter

>>580037768
Why are all your pics called delme.jpg?

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convo #4

playing the shy/awkward yet cheeky type
If they can't figure you out, they'll be confused but intrigued, most of the time

>>580038787
because he wants to be able to search for them and delete them later.

>>580038787
delme = delete me
probably because OP has stuff he wants to keep but this is a note for him to delete it
> use logic some time

>>580038867
>>580038867
I wish you were my big toe
So I could bang you on my coffee table

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Theme of he tday seems to be punching toddlers. I'm ok with that

>>580038787
For faster posting
>I already attach delme.jpg
>keep the paint file for it open
>just paste new prntscrn, then ctrl-s
so I keep overwriting the same file

>>580039018
read above @googled oneliners

>>580039195
wow what a fail. you guys suck

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>>580039195
I've lost all interest in this, I'm forever leaving this thread.

Final lines:

I'll give you a nickel of you tickle my pickle.

If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed?

My dick's been feeling a little dead lately. Wanna give it some mouth-to-mouth?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have warts, so will you.

So do you fuck, suck and take it up the ass or am I wasting my time?

Let me wash my mouth, girls need a clean place to sit.

>>580039195
you are investing way too much, give her less text then you get on average.

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>>580039824
this is a hard balance
a lot of these chicks want attention more than anything.
with some you gotta push

>>580040023
Boobs

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what do we have in mind, guys?

>>580040409
obtain nudes, brah.

>>580040409
Preview

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>>580040674
good idea, I'll ask for kik

>>580040409
"i'd love to tongue that anus"

>>580040409
you got her right where you want her. either get laid, shoot for nudes, or try both. up to you

>>580040409
shit, nigger
I'm impressed.

I need to do this more often
Tindr has gotten me pussy once, and I've kinda left it at that.

I need to return

My suggestion: just get laid. Don't let /b/ fuck it up for you

>>580040409
"Lets not forget about thrusting"

>>580040801
after you get a match, do you message them immediately? Or do you wait till you have a bunch them run them all at once.

>>580041025
I wait till I have a bunch and blast them all at once

>>580035968

Tell that bitch to come up with a pick up line herself. Make YOU want her. Shit...

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working towards nudes, hang in there

>>580041684
ayeeee. I'm invested.

>>580041684
try to get some ass/spread asshole pics maybe ask to see it because you're thinking about licking it or something

>>580041684
And suddenly I'm back in the game

>>580041684
i can almost taste the nudes

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I fucked up overwriting the snap screenshot, but it was with bra on. She's got huge tits tho.
Fishing for more.
You guys know any working app to send pics as snapchats? the one I had doesnt work anymore

>>580041025
depends
I just message when I have time

>>580042109
Ya blew it, OP! Don't fuck it up.

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I'll post some of the other convo's while we wait for nudes

>>580042109
Save my snaps bro

>>580042179
nice

>>580042109
Quick Save is the one I use. Good for saving and sending pics without them knowing

OP, what in the fuck? I'm a guy, and even I would fall for your charm. Everything you say is just perfect. wtf

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>>580042189
to save them sure, but to send gallery pics too?

this thred is awesome

>>580041393
>>580042109

Whats your respond rate? I havnt used it long, but so far no one has responded.

>>580042353
got work soon, brah. get the nudes!

keep this alive

>>580042864
Don't worry, the thread will still be up. This is a slow board.

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>>580042353
she changed her pic, it's the same one tho.

>>580042998
kek

possible cp or invasion of privacy thread MODS MODS MODS

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oh for fucks sake guys. lmao
I don't even know, man.. wtf
I'll ask for tits, they looked better

>>580042771
match rate or respond rate?
match rate about 20% i estimate
response rate at first probably in the 90%'s

>>580042353
oh, shit, I forgot I'm gay. Sorry, ttyl

>>580043205
that looks horrible.

>>580043205
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>580043205
Is that her cat or something?

>>580043205
it's good pussy just a terrible angle

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>>580043205
how the fuck do womens have no clue how to take a goddamn sexy picture

>>580043205
fucking kek ask for ass/asshole

>>580043205
delme delme delme DELMENOW

>>580043205
WELP THIS WAS FUN WHILE IT LASTED. LATER, GUYS.

>now I see why she's cruising tinder

invasion of privacy MODS MODS MODS

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>>580043205
I'm out

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>>580043205
mfw i spend a few hours chatting up a bitch trying to get noods and they end up being fucking disgusting

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>>580043205

What in the fuck..

>>580043478

lol

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>>580043205
Oh god

>>580043205

Just going to put this here..


facebook: shandre.damons

Holy shit.

Looks like a Horse's.

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>>580043205

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>>580043205
what the fuck is that?

>>580043478
11/10

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>>580043205
at least we got a good ol' kek out of this thread