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My university is making all of its students participate in this anti-rape short course.

69 decides what I do to prevent date rape.
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No takers?

Will deliver
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>>580015141
Stay at home like the faggot you are.
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>>580015141
Stay sober.
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dress like a sloot
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>>580015141
Not go on dates.
Alternatively, say "Pay them afterward" because then it's prostitution, not rape.
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what >>580015796 said
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date rape them first
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>>580015141
let your roommate rape her first. then it's not date rape. it's just rape.
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>>580015141
Chop off dick. Grill and feed to dog
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>>580015141
Why should i prevent it? Thats the rape culture speaking, just teach men not to rape
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Not date feminists who don't know they want it ;3
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>>580015821
And then steal the money back and call it shoplifting afterwards.
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>>580016174
It's asking what I should do, as a man, to prevent another friend from date raping someone. Perfectly feminist of course.
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>>580015141
I'm going to stop selling roofies to kids and stop using them myself
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>>580015141
make sure she agrees to fuck in the beginning of the night, then fuck when wasted
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>>580016350
Oh, in that case, beat him to it.
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>>580016350
Circumcise the friend. Or are you/him already snipped?
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>>580016352
reroll
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>>580016350
Convince my friend he's actually a trans woman, so he is no longer a threat
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>>580015141
Stay home alone and don't date.
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>>580015141

Tell them to stop dressing like useless whores if they don't want to be fucked like one. Pretty simple.
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niggers tongue my anus
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>>580016510
reroll
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Don't shave
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>>580016612
this
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>>580016352
kek, rollan
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>>580016350
Fuck her right in the pussy
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>>580016174
Then your answer should be to raise awareness and talk about it with your friends, not be a defeatist cunt.
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>>580015141
Seriously? What's the context behind this question, because honestly it sounds kind of stupid. Yes, there are things you can do, like watch your drink, but I don't like the implication that it's the victim's fault if they don't do 'enough' to prevent date rape.

If I were you I'd answer this with "Don't commit date rape."
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goddamn i hate that name "creampie" like it's some move. You're cumming inside of the girl, that's what fucking sex is. It doesn't need to be named after a goddamned food. Why don't we call a blowjob, a creammouth while we're at it.
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>>580016612
Roll for this faggot
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dress up like spiderman, shoot silly string everywhere, then snap a photo for the Daily Bugle and skedaddle
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>>580015141
Tits or gtfo
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>>580016502
Dunno, doesn't give me much information about him.
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>>580016634
lol, yeah this do it OP
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>>580016612
They're useless whores regardless of how they dress.
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>>580015141
Commit date rape
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Wear a coat made of your grandmothers pubes
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>>580016738
very true. seems a bit off to put it on the victim
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>>580015141
1. get your lawyer to write up a blanket consent contract and make it so that she automatically agrees if she answered your tinder invite.
2. meet chick. put dick in ass. it's already been consented to by your eula.
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>>580016612
Women have been raped in the dead of winter in full time inter gear
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Teach females about the importance of putting out and not playing games.
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>>580016648
again
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>>580016798
Huh. Well, if you were to circumcise him at this point, that might distract him.

In any case--what university is this for (if you feel comfortable divulging--I had to fill out a similar survey for Ann Arbor)
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Kill myself
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>>580015141
Let female rape drug and rape you.
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Navysealcopypasta.txt
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>>580016738
Sorry should've been more clear. The context as I stated here >>580016350
I'm watching a friend about to date rape someone. I need to prevent it. What do?
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Grape Ape rape tape. Fap fap fap... etc.
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>>580015141
become gay
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>>580015141
Calming Estrogen shots. trust me just do it.
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>>580016792
Fuck, his name is even Parker
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>>580016968
*winter
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Super glue your anus and dick hole shut
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>>beat him to it
"your first wasn't him, it was me, Anon!"
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>>580017069
WinRAR
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>>580016998
once more
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Tell him that he already lost that race.
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>>580017069
WINRAR
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>>580017045
cockblock him, take the sweet, sweet rape pussy for yourself
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>>580017069
aww shit nigga i winrar'd
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>>580017069
WINRAR
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>>580017069
winrar winrar chicken dinrar
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>>580017069
Winrar
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>>580017045
Cock block him, rape that ass yourself. Prevent him from being a rapist since you're a bro like that....
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>>580017069
toppest keks
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Use a rape simulator instead
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>>580017069
winrar?
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>>580017069
There's probably going to be more questions. I'll let you know when I come to them
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I can't remember what it's called but there is a nail polish out there and changes color when coming into contact with chemicals from popular date rape drugs... your school could possibly make this nail polish a little more available?
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>>580015141
>rape her yourself
>friend has not raped her

You just prevented your friend from raping someone.
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>>580016798
I'd probably suggest making out with Parker, showing the girl that he's a faggot and thus not worth being raped by.

Plus, you get to have totally consensual no-homo sex with drunk Parker.

Win-win.
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Ask Parker if you can get in on that shit.
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>>580017069
Winrar
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>>580017045
Show my friend a hilarious meme on 9Gag to distract him!
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>>580017319
................................................................not like, you know, alcohol is a date rape drug or anything.
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>>580017069
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>>580016350
>>580015141
>>580016350
you should not look at them because that is stare rape, you should not talk to them if they dont know you because that is stranger rape, and most importantly you should not exists, because the existence of a man alawys implies that a woman will be raped.
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>>580017069
I mean, this is one of the answers that could potentially work to prevent rape. I guess.
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Rape everyone so they know how it feels
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>>580017069

oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
its a mutherfakin winRAR
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slice off all penises everywhere
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Alright guys, let's decide my top three communication strengths.

55
66
77

decides
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>>580017045
Alright, so uh... Yeah, that's also a pretty fucked up question. Tell your friend "Dude, what the Fuck are you doing; you're about to date rape that girl", and if he continues to move in that direction, deck him in the goddamn face and find new friends?

This question is stupid. If you keep people around you who habitually date rape people, then this class obviously isn't going to help make you a better person. If you're... I don't know, a reasonable person with half a brain, then this class shouldn't be necessary.
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>>580017069
Winrar
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>>580017650
dubs disabled genius
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>>580017650
faggot dubs are disabled on /b/ the only dubs possible are 00
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>>580017650
There is only one acceptable answer:
>> Write your own
Niggers tongue my anus
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>>580017650
>asking for dubs
Newfag
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>>580017650
You incorporate subtle racism into your every word.
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>>580017650
Write your own - I punish the opposition with brutal rape
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>>580017650
Dubs have been disabled on /b/ for years, unless they're trips or higher. Why do you think "roll for free shit" threads say "ending in 99" etc?

Make it post ending in 0 or something.
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>>580017805
>>580017650
>>580017827

Shit right I don't come on /b/ often.

Changing it to
15
45
85
decide
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>>580017650
"Proficient greentexter and skilled at copypasting"
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>>580017650
>newfag detected
its ok OP this is a funny thread
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>>580017935
You hold your dick while speaking.
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>>580017920
roll
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>>580017650
I end every conversation with a clear threat of future rape.
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>>580018095
I like this one
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>>580017935
I am highly trained in gorilla warfare.
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>>580017935
i can gargle semen whilst yodelling
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>>580017920
rolo polo
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>>580018095
Roll again
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>>580017935
"I don't come on /b/ often"
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>>580018095
rolling for this. lol'd
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>>580018216
>16
you
mother
fucker

also, reroll
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>>580017935
i let my penis do the talking, especially when it's inside an anus nonconsensually
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>>580017935
i rape feminists
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im good raping people
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im good at forcibly having sex with people without their consent.

whichever you want
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>>580018324
Rerolling for
>I don't come on /b/ often
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>>580017650
>Good at influencing and motivating
>Use humor to diffuse situations
>I am a sociopath and thus understand how others can be made to go along with my wishes, including sexually
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>>580017935
I am highly experienced in rustling jimmies
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>>580017935
I'm very vocal about how I feel when raping women
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>>580018470
>I don't come on /b/ often
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Break my own finger whenever someone isnt listening
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>>580018095
Once more.
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Don't have a dick
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"If a woman makes me angry I usually rape her to calm down."
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>>580016634
this
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>>580018685
Winrar
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there's no need to talk when you have a 14 inch dick
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>>580018623
>I don't come on /b/ often.
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>>580018063
roll

captcha: kydruce rescued
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make them want it.
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>>580018398
rolling again
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>>580018685
>Don't have a dick

Oh uh it looks like it only lets me write one. That's shitty. Ill let you all know when another comes up/
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>>580018685
>>580018715
Winnars
>>580018095
Trying again.
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>>580018685
Winrar.png
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I tip my fedora while being chivalrous
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>>580018852
>>580018685
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>>580015141
go to mexico and drink the water. that way whoever rapes you gets every disease in the book
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>>580018095
roll
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>>580016748
thanks, that totally contributes to this thread
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My dick handles all communication with women.
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>>580016215
Why are you always so bitter dude? Seriously man just let us have our fucking fun and shut the fuck up already you whiney little bitch. Stop stop cross-posting you giant faggot.
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>>580018715
kek
winrar
>>580018398
re-re-roll
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eh lame winrar
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Shit pants
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>>580015141
During the middle of the class run up on stage with a knife Pull pants down. Whip your dick out slice it off and throw it at the person teaching class.
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>>580019050
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Any new questions captain?
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>>580019320
Probably in a minute. They're making me watch an unskippable video right now. I'm not even half way done.
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Learn self defense/ higher penalty for rape
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>>580019301
that poor cop, it looks like he tripped pretty badly
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>>580019463
Do this>>580019301
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>>580019463
>inb4 expelled due to patriarchal tendencies
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Okay guys round 3.

45 decides
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>>580018473
This
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>>580017405
it's true... alcohol could lead to date rape but I'm assuming he is referring to drugs... otherwise I suggest the stupid bitch not get so drunk...
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>>580019671
Of why I hate feminists
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>>580019671
of how much feminism is ruining this country
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>>580019671
How easy it would be to get away with date rape.
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>>580019671
How easily I could rape someone since no one will,say anything. Thanks for the tips.
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>>580019671
The benefits of rape to our society.
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>>580019301
I don't understand how her shades fall off her face without being touched before she gets tackled. Signs of editing, right?
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>>580019671
that feminism can lick my asshole
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Hitler did nothing wrong
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>>580019671
the importance of forcing my penis inside every anus i come across.
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>>580019845

Winrar!
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>>580019845
>How easy it would be to get away with date rape.
That was quick.
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>>580019845
WINRAR
RARNIW (russian)
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>>580019845
WINRARRRR
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>>580019845
Winrar
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>>580019845
Best answer.
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>>580019845
winrarrrrrrrrrrrrr
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Alright guys, next round.

78 decides this time.
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get a dp going. i dont mind clappin nuts
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>>580015141
stop making children so sexy
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>>580020176
rape and murder the campus feminists
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>>580020176
Date rape not only female co-eds, but males and staff as well. Equal-opportunity.
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>>580020176
Become the local cum dumpster
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>>580019671
How feminism tends to try to destroy everything good in life
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How much I think about raping every woman I meet.
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record myself torturing women then raping them and subsequently selling the recordings on dvd and bluray
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>>580019671
I think women should be honored to be raped. The fact that a young man picked her out of many other possible young women out there should mean a lot. She should swallow her pride[and his cum] since she was chosen for a reason. It is quite the honor I believe.
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>>580020378
Jesus that was quick.. again
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>>580020176
None. I'm going to stay in my room collecting anime figurines.
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>>580020176
>Date rape not only female co-eds, but males and staff as well. Equal-opportunity.
Date rape not only female co-eds, but males and staff as well. Equal-opportunity.
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>>580016968
id do it i like the challenge.
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>>580020378
lmao winrar
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>>580015141
kill feminists

or make women responsible for their actions
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>>580020176
Make sure every campus party is supplied with sufficient roofie and rope supply
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>>580015141
ahhhh so a fellow wolverine thinks this is gay as fuck too
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Rape all of the women before anyone else has a chance.
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>>580020539
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This thread is really having good luck.
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>>580020727
Fuckin' lol'd
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>>580019671
anal masturbation and cunnilingus
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>>580020023
Винрар, actually.
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>>580020176
check my previlege as a white cis male
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Well /b/ros looks like we're done for now.

I'll see you all in 45 days.
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>>580021308
haha enjoy getting fucked for this OP 10/10 bread
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>>580021308
good job op, see you in 45 tagen
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>>580021476
It's a stupid as fuck thing they make us do every once in a while. I've done about 3 of these things since I started college and they're all the exact same with obvious as fuck "advice".

I'm almost certain no one actually reads the "write your own" responses.
Saving this thread just in case though. If I tell them 4chan made me do it maybe they'll think anonymoose hacked me or something idk.
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>>580021308

Later. Great thread.
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