New Zealand thread. NZfags get in here.
Inb4 why are IDs even back?
top fuckin' kek
Here's my personal favorite. The video clipped is actually very well produced, and I think its really neat how much effort was put into it. The tune is a jam too
>tfw beginning to enjoy it unironically
Moving to NZ around febuary. I was looking for a place and this site says the price and "per week" next to each house/apartment. Do you guys pay rent by the fucking week?
hello boys can any of you tell me why on earth ids are back? nz slut related.
The genre is fucking terrible and it just lets our lower class perpetuate stupidity and voilence.
Stop watching fucking T.V you egg-heads and get an education.
Auckland nudes anyone?
Do you guys though? Because it would be difficult to pay shit off if you don't. i love everything about new Zealand, i would just hate to be struggling in a new country you know?
Ahh so it was. Well ill just besuper careful with my money when i get there initially. Why the fuck would a country make rent weekly but pay people bi-weekly. Its like a paradox
Any Cambridgefags here?
I'm a business student mate, nothing wrong with a lil' bit of hip hop it's not like i'm gonna actually take that gang shit seriously
>1/6 of a kilo of beef mince.
>Four sticks of celery
>3 tablespoons of curry power
>Jar of Dolmio
>Frozen Green Beans
hamfag reporting in as usual, whats crackin my niggas
Easy as shit to make too. Cut up your onion, carrot and celery, add them to the pot while you brown the mince with the curry powder. Once it's done add the dolmio, add the rest with pre boiled water, let simmer for 90 minutes. Thicken with cornflour, serve over rice.
Acid, shrooms, MDMA yeah but I'm calling bullshit on coke
u wot m8? Wellington is riddled with it... I don't know what it's like everywhere else, but from personal experience in Welly, it's pretty easy to come by
21 / m / Mission Bay / Auckland
Pic related is me. I got my tooth pulled today, and I get a prosthetic put in tomorrow. Any gimmicky things i can do with a missing tooth?
Yeah its fucked up my girlfriend was best friends with one of the dudes when she was a faggot gp kid
The majority of flats pay by the week.
The contracted term is obviously much longer than that.
Outside of Auckland a "normal" flat will cost you about $150 a week.
Have a look at
trademe dot co dot nz
>mfw boss asked me to work overtime
>mfw I pay 300 for a 3 bedroom
Where's mah strolla baby @
yes I too was a ritalin fiend, started using it for the long ass hrs at work then just lived on it for about 4 years
looking back I feel like a NZ crack head
if someone offered me coke I'd call them gullible and say they're full of shit (dunners)
night walker sounds so mysterious. Like Batman
Holy fuck are you me?
I used it for the long hours being an Engineer
But yeah, a few guys I know use coke a lot nowadays, it's sorta starting to replace the E/MDMA scene on Courtney Place in Welly
bullshit, its a bunch of cunts all stroking each others cocks
I lurk but fuck getting into any form of debate
engineer here also, used to do a lot of contracting for macraes mine, never got tested thank fuck, I've heard it can show up as meth
Let's have a reaction face thread kiwi edition.
Some say if you meet the Tauranga night walker he'll suck your dick then tell you about how unfair the Treaty of Versailles was. But those are just stories, or are they?
I don't know. be outside Tauranga Intermediate on 17th Ave in about 20mins and find out for yourself.
Yeah, I did. Then I got older, was embarrassed with myself and threw them in the bushes as we were moving house, haha.
Time for desert my kiwis!!
get a big or biggest mug
2xTablespoons of Flour
2xTablespoons of Sugar
2xTablespoons of Cocoa
2xTablespoons of Oil
2xTablespoons of Milk
Mix that shit up and place in microwave for 2 minutes.. and..
Bam!!!! you are living like a king now.
nope, but I'm trying it this week
>fuckin free gas man
>use pay at the pump
>put in amount
>lift diesel nozzle and replace
>pick up petrol and pump
they take up to $200 and then replace whatever you didn't spend like 10 mins later
>they replaced all of it
what type of flour? plain, high grade, self raising, wholemeal etc.
what type of oil?
Anyone got more of this?
Time for a stroll and a lol.
>Shhh, do you wanna hear a secret? I know one...
Which internet provider did you say you were with again?
i think they're called spark now?
west is best Auckland
Girls lead Boys on all the time to get whatever they want. Girls specialize in leading Boys on for any purpose they deem fit.
That set of things is infinite.
At least if Boys do lead Girls on "to get laid" that set of things is singular.
Kill yourself you feminist fuck.
>tfw it's getting harder to post again
i already tried turning the modem off/on
You seem like a lil bit of a misogynist m8. Personally, I don't manipulate guys for my own benefit by any means haha, I don't need to. I'm talking about the whole making the girl feel special approach, make her think she b da bae, and then bang her and move onto the next girl the next day. It's a tactic, not a misunderstanding.
>tfw Penny Dreadfuls
not this shit again!!
He;s right you're wrong. people manipulate each other sexually yadda yadda. The idea that girls don't is idiotic. I'm from Palmerston North. I Know.
Tfw all Ive wanted in life for the last few years is a cool chick to call my gf.
fucking chicks man...
figure it out
Yeah it's a major generalisation of course, just seems to be a recurring problem particularly with girls in my year and causes a shitload of drama every month. He he
I've been fucked over a few times and being fucked over hurts, a lot. Especially when I did nothing to deserve it. Believe it or not, I was the nice guy. And aparently being the nice guy is a guaranteed ticket to being fucked over.
So now I'm more than a little bitter.
I wish I wasn't but I am.
I've lost hope in ever finding a woman that will treat me with the respect and admiration that I treat her.
Apparently that makes me a heartless soulless cunt.
I'm from central Auckland, so things must be different out in palmy, I'd take a wild guess and say that the girls would have much lower standards there as well. There's a lot more manipulation from girls to acquire objects/assistance from men where I live, but a lot of butthurt over getting emotionally used as well.
sharpie in pooper
Yeah me too haha I try not to divulge a lot about myself on here because a lot of guys that I'm close with/used to be close with browse /b/. Also the reason why I can't provide tits, a little too recognizable.
Dude i know how you feel. Hence why i am Posting this Cunt of mine.
kek i broke it on sunday night anyway after my adventures in western springs park. I think it's pretty much safe to say I'm opening up shop again
fuck asians are fucking discusting.
i lived in cbd auckland for a year and i felt like i was the only white person that lived there.
there all snobs who are rude as fuck and they all look and sound the same.
FUCKING DIE SCUM
Dude women are the enemy.
They Are the only thing that can make some men buckle.
She went to the cops and lied about me.
Dude, I Loved her and she cheated on me. and then went to the cops on ME.
I haven't left my chair. And I'm far too shy to go out at nighty time.
I'm also not that mean.
i take it in small quantities
Are we seeing the same asians? I mean sure I can't hear them cause my earphones are in pretty much the entire time i'm in the city, but at least six 9/10 qts would pass me on a daily basis
>And I'm far too shy to go out at nighty time.
But at night there's hardly any people.
During day time people can look out their windows and see you.
Shiver me timbers
>tfw sat on my chair for 13 hours last week, and only left to go eat lunch and dinner, and piss
>pic kind of related
It's really inspiring that she fulfilled her dream to be a dancer despite having no arse.
>this is a real arse.
>I don't wanna get into trouble
Nah, not tonight, thanfully. It was only a short walk anyway. I got bored not even half way through.
>I don't wanna get into trouble
With your boyfriend?
i only like ethnic people that are half nz and were brought up in nz and have a nz accent.
other then that, they can all fuck off.
i got locked out of my apartment once and my asian neighbour was on her phone on the other side of the apartment entrance door on the bottom floor. she knows who i am and ive tried to talk to her before and be a friendly neighbour, but nope she is a fucking bitch for no reason.
i knocked on the door and pointed towards the unlock button so i could get inside. she looks at me and shakes her head and said no, shes talking on her phone right in front of me for a decent 10-15 mins then goes to the elevator to go to her apartment.
i had to wait outside for a fucking hour untill someone entered the apartment building so i could get in.
fuck i hate asians
asians arnt cute.
there destroying nz and turning auckland cbd into fucking chinatown
asians have literally no ass. except me. mines qt.
nice. this'll make for some good copypasta.
He just worries that I might hook up with a girl since we don't sex no more.
I'm the opposite. Asian's with NZ accents piss me off. I always whisper "dropped" to myself when i see one, then go home and wank.
Ok i just finished reading your post, maybe you have a point
I'm using student job search but it's jobs for like nanny's and shit
killa beez fo lyfe
samantha is hotter
kinda hard to explain, we just keep it simple and enjoy our porn fetishes. bj's are very much still on the table however. I used to date girls exlusivly before I started wanting the D.
>When I say bye, you say bye..Dear Alvin
I just put my debit card into the pay at the pump at Z
done all the bizzo as usual
punched in $30 on the how much gas pad
accidentally picked up the diesel (I had filled work ute earlier, didn't think), and it made the pump engaged sound, didn't pull trigger or anything
thought oh fuck, and put it back
picked up petrol, my $30 was still loaded on the screen, filled up and left
checked bank and had a mare that all my coin was gone (later found out that the $200 thing was usual practice)
rang bank, they said go back to Z, I was halfway back when they rang back saying it had all been replaced
the only thing I can put it down to was that I had picked up diesel and put it down, like it charged me for the no diesel I used
>My singing voice is gone
>My singing voice is gone
>My singing voice is gone
>My singing voice is gone
albums finished. gonna wank
Goodnight new zealand
Never any Christchurch people around anymore
I no not of Daena
so your a writer too huh. interdesting.
I just remembered I have work at 4:30am, that shit is like 6 hours from now :(