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New Zealand thread. NZfags get in here. Inb4 why are IDs even back?

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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New Zealand thread. NZfags get in here.

Inb4 why are IDs even back?
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Hello, boys!
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Reporting In

Day two of the summer job hunt.

Sup bros?
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>>580013630
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>>580013381
Wellyfag reporting in. Anyone got any newds?
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op can't inb4

why are IDs even back?
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Reporting in. Last NCEA level 3 exam today. No shit for the rest of the year thank god
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>>580013891
date on that stamp?
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>>580014010
Oh, I didn't even think of dating it.

We're just good friends, anyway.
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>>580013951
I got some snap from a friend that claimed her nudes were stolen and posted to their site.
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>>580014229
post it
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Dunners checking in
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>>580014450
didn't have time to read the site.
well...I did. Hellabaked.
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>>580013951
I have some on my iPhone, but the bitch is dead without a charger.
>fellow Wellyfag checking in
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>>580013381
>male add on snapchat
>greymouth nzebola
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sheep reporting in, baah baah
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>>580014808
>>580014949
all is lost
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>>580015225
the pain is real anon
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>>580014201
That's actually epic
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Alright NZfags, what's the ITT for this thread?
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Soon to be drunk guy here.
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>>580015607
N-nudes? Fuck i'm too tired to think up new ideas
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>>580014010
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>>580015607
Misfits and Drunks.
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>>580015962
ITT confirmed
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>>580016304
>Start of WWII

Of course it is.
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>>580016307
Well I'm both of those so wat do nao?

>>580016361
that's if anyone could actually upload fucking nudes
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>>580015607
What is ITT?
also, Why are IDs even back?
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>>580016513
Vent and get wasted.
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>>580016605
ITT
In This Thread

>>580016728
I can do dis
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Anyone from Timaru or near? This wind fucking sucks
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>>580017000
>This wind fucking sucks
Dorothy, that sounds like a tornado.

Quick, jump in the hangi pit.
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>>580017000
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2q1y2OD4jI

I'm not.
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>>580017000
Nice trips
>>580017234
Fucking kek
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>>580016964
Thank you kind Sir.
>>580017234
This made me chuckle.
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Just found dis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35OOk8Tk9n8
Autism overload
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Dunners reporting in, any Z employees itt?

I got free gas last fri, I wanna know if I can do it again

>I didn't steal it, it was a glitch
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>>580017535
top fuckin' kek

Here's my personal favorite. The video clipped is actually very well produced, and I think its really neat how much effort was put into it. The tune is a jam too

>tfw beginning to enjoy it unironically

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1G-rsGrluY
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>>580017535
Do the mongrel mob actually commit many crimes any more?
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>>580018067
>tfw they've become irrelevant

Will they ever be back bros?

;_;
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>>580017995
>that polly trolley in the background
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Whats funnier, drunk or sober IDbro?
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>>580018067
They commit a lot of fashion faux pas, if nothing else.
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>>580018395
>implying he's ever been sober.
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>>580018395
Child poverty.
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>>580018395
Both are amusing, but probably drunk
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Taupo fag here
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>>580018597
True.
>>580018712
Thats not funny...
>>580018771
I have to agree.
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>>580019097
Got nudes of the Ruapehu yeti?
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Anyone with tits lurking? Post em.
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>>580017995
Stop listening to nigger bets, you're fucking kiwis. Those gangs don't even exist here. Fucking scum.
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>>580019271
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>>580019348
Woah setlle down mate, It's a fun song
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>>580019504
Mum?
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Moving to NZ around febuary. I was looking for a place and this site says the price and "per week" next to each house/apartment. Do you guys pay rent by the fucking week?
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>>580019640
No, I'm not, I can understand how'd you think I was your mum, though.

Not being there for you.
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So.... Tired
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hello boys can any of you tell me why on earth ids are back? nz slut related.
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>>580019731
Yip and most people get paid fortnightly, except those on benefits.
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>>580019731
Yea its by the week I don't see anything wrong with that. Best to go flatting with a couple others reduces the cost alot.
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>>580019802
Dont remindd me :(
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>>580019731
they are too often dying to things like this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2N5Ukns_bs
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>>580019635
The genre is fucking terrible and it just lets our lower class perpetuate stupidity and voilence.

Stop watching fucking T.V you egg-heads and get an education.
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>>580020008
She doesn't deserve you anyway.
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>>580020101
I got a degree mang.
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>>580020101
>stupidity and voilence
> T.V
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>>580019964
>>580019942
Do you all at least get paid by the week? If not then fuck NZ. Ill just go to Switzerland
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>>580020503
you will miss all the fun of having these hot cuteys around
http://i.4cdn.org/b/1416266694721.webm
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>>580020503
good. fuck off to Switzerland
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>>580020503
Already answered.
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>>580020503
Wait people don't get paid weekly? What civilized country would pay people off a weekly basis?
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>>580013381
>inb4 why are IDs even back?
Why do kiwis say this in the first place. Also saw it in an AUS thread a few times.
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>>580019271
Auckland nudes anyone?
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>>580020857
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>>580020851
We wanna know why they are even back man
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>>580020857
Auckland's a stinking shithole full of pissed bogans.
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>>580020694
Do you guys though? Because it would be difficult to pay shit off if you don't. i love everything about new Zealand, i would just hate to be struggling in a new country you know?
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>>580021243
And brownies, not the chill kapahaka brownies too.
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>>580021348
Depends on you job, you can often negotiate for weekly, or fortnightly, I know a few doing monthly, mainly contractors and such though
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>>580021160
For identification purposes?
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>>580020783
Ahh so it was. Well ill just besuper careful with my money when i get there initially. Why the fuck would a country make rent weekly but pay people bi-weekly. Its like a paradox
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why are IDs even back is the New Zealand triforce
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>>580021935
But everyone can do it?
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Any Cambridgefags here?
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>>580022221
yes, and it's pointless

also, I hate to use the term but 'newfags' reply to it
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Im hungry... Someone has something to eat for me?
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any bud dealers in the hutt?
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>>580022760
I've got some shitty homemade goo that I eat. Make one pot, good for 5 meals. Cheap and nutritious.
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>>580020857
>>580020857
>>580020857
>>580020857
name
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>>580019842
is there any more of this chick? I've seen that posted in a couple of nz threads, but nothing more after that
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>>580022973
Sounds good. :D
Whats in it?
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>>580020101
I'm a business student mate, nothing wrong with a lil' bit of hip hop it's not like i'm gonna actually take that gang shit seriously
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>>580023246
>1/6 of a kilo of beef mince.
>One Onion
>One Carrot
>Four sticks of celery
>3 tablespoons of curry power
>Worchestershire sauce
>Beef oxo.
>Jar of Dolmio
>Water
>Frozen Green Beans
>Broccoli
>Pearl Barley
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>>580023608
All NZ threads shall now be cooking threads also
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>>580019842
How are you going to satisfy a girl like that without a 8 by 6 bruh
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hamfag reporting in as usual, whats crackin my niggas
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>>580023608
Fuck man dat sounds gud
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How plentiful are drugs there? Im sure it wouldn't take shit to find weed. But i mean acid, shrooms, ex, ect
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>>580023608
Nice.
But can you leave the mince out? For Vegetarians?
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>>580022382
Hamilton here, not far away
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>>580023926
E, MDMA, Cocaine, and meth are pretty fucking easy to get in NZ
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>>580023845
Easy as shit to make too. Cut up your onion, carrot and celery, add them to the pot while you brown the mince with the curry powder. Once it's done add the dolmio, add the rest with pre boiled water, let simmer for 90 minutes. Thicken with cornflour, serve over rice.
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>>580024304
Just saved that shit, gonna be makin dis
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>>580023951
Yeah sure, not very much in it anyway. Though you'd also need to sub out the oxo and worchester.
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>>580024447
Cool.
Guess Im gonna try that one day then. :)
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>>580024126
>cocaine

Acid, shrooms, MDMA yeah but I'm calling bullshit on coke
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>>580024068
Hear about that fire, know any of the people?
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Mt Eden reportin.

Damn. Just heard my music teacher from year 12 has just died.
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>>580024859
nope, I didn't even know it happened till my friend asked me if I died the fire
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Christchurch fag reportin' in
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>>580024858
u wot m8? Wellington is riddled with it... I don't know what it's like everywhere else, but from personal experience in Welly, it's pretty easy to come by
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21 / m / Mission Bay / Auckland

Pic related is me. I got my tooth pulled today, and I get a prosthetic put in tomorrow. Any gimmicky things i can do with a missing tooth?
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>>580024126
>>580024858
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>>580025105
I wish all my english teachers were dead. Except Mr. Reed, he was so past giving a fuck that he was cool.
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>>580025108
Fuck, that's some genius shit right there
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>>580025108
Yeah its fucked up my girlfriend was best friends with one of the dudes when she was a faggot gp kid
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>>580019731
>https://www.youtube.com

The majority of flats pay by the week.

The contracted term is obviously much longer than that.

Outside of Auckland a "normal" flat will cost you about $150 a week.

Have a look at

trademe dot co dot nz
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Walked past a pasty white guy holding a mother today at around 3pm. That wasn't you was it anon?
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>mfw boss asked me to work overtime
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>>580019731
p.s. a "flat" is a shared house/apartment.
We have flats and flatmates.
I think Obamatrons call flatmates roommates.
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>>580025434
Mrs Moore is pretty aight.
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>>580025507
>$150 a week
bullshit cunt
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>>580019842
hoe's this?
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>>580020040
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>>580025954
>mfw I pay 300 for a 3 bedroom
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>>580025337
your ritalin/bzp blend is fooling no one
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Where can I find the rule 34 of this?
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>>580026140
>mfw I pay 150 to live on a couch
>mfw I have no face
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>>580026254
Funnily enough I used to take ritalin but stopped, and never really went back. But no anon, I am no bullshitting you
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>>580026394
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Where's mah strolla baby @

;_;
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>>580025954
I meant per room.
What is this? Fucking Reddit?
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>>580026064
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>>580026670
chill out nigga
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>>580026670
never been to reddit. what's it like?
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>>580026454
yes I too was a ritalin fiend, started using it for the long ass hrs at work then just lived on it for about 4 years

looking back I feel like a NZ crack head

if someone offered me coke I'd call them gullible and say they're full of shit (dunners)
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>>580026828
>tfw don't do anything during reddit raid's because you don't actually know how to use the site
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>>580026828
Enough to drive a cunt to 4chan.
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Bump
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>>580026552
Y-you don't mean the Tauranga night walker do you?
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You poor fucks. How many sheep have you fucked today?
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>>580026963
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>>580026828
They're a bunch of happy, well adjusted, gregarious people. I don't fit in with them at all.
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>>580026976
night walker sounds so mysterious. Like Batman
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>>580026871
Holy fuck are you me?
I used it for the long hours being an Engineer

But yeah, a few guys I know use coke a lot nowadays, it's sorta starting to replace the E/MDMA scene on Courtney Place in Welly
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>>580027051
She's gorgeous.
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>>580026828
left wing scum
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>>580027004
Two, but the sun hasnt fully set yet so there should be time for one more
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>>580027224
an ex
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>>580027053
bullshit, its a bunch of cunts all stroking each others cocks

I lurk but fuck getting into any form of debate

>>580027170
engineer here also, used to do a lot of contracting for macraes mine, never got tested thank fuck, I've heard it can show up as meth
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Let's have a reaction face thread kiwi edition.
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>>580019842
If anyone has any more of this chick please post. I need this in my life.
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>>580027156
I used to collect Batman toys, aye.

Got heaps of stuff for my birthdays and shit.

Used to fucking get barbies too, though...
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>>580026976
Some say if you meet the Tauranga night walker he'll suck your dick then tell you about how unfair the Treaty of Versailles was. But those are just stories, or are they?
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>>580027051
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why is 'why are IDs even back?' even inb4'd tho?
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>>580027437
Oh dear, d-did you play with them?


my sister used to dress me up like a girl when I was 2, she tells everyone about it too. I love my sister.
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>>580027465
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>>580017727
You must be indian
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>>580027420
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>>580027051

>>580027689
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>>580027689
Thanks for sharing but gross puffy nips yo
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>>580027320
Well done with the photos.
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>>580027447
I don't know. be outside Tauranga Intermediate on 17th Ave in about 20mins and find out for yourself.

>>580027618
Yeah, I did. Then I got older, was embarrassed with myself and threw them in the bushes as we were moving house, haha.
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>>580027860
>>580027871
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>>580027420
I always wanted to bang that girl on the left when i was back in high school
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Time for desert my kiwis!!

get a big or biggest mug
put in:
2xTablespoons of Flour
2xTablespoons of Sugar
2xTablespoons of Cocoa
2xTablespoons of Oil
2xTablespoons of Milk

Mix that shit up and place in microwave for 2 minutes.. and..

Bam!!!! you are living like a king now.
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>>580028158
Good shit i used to eat this before i moved to Auckland
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>>580027782
nope, but I'm trying it this week

>fuckin free gas man

>use pay at the pump
>put in amount
>lift diesel nozzle and replace
>pick up petrol and pump

they take up to $200 and then replace whatever you didn't spend like 10 mins later

>they replaced all of it
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>>580027934
OOOooooo I'm narrowing in on your location, slowly but surely. heheh
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>>580027990
Alright so that's a nice ass, nice thighs too.
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>>580027990
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>>580028316
I'm not far
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>>580028365
3 way? we can both suck on the mysterious night walker's justice stick.
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>>580028316
Yeah, last night I mentioned I walk past three cemetaries but I actually walks past four.

How could I be so foolish?
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>>580028158
what type of flour? plain, high grade, self raising, wholemeal etc.
what type of oil?
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>>580028351
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>>580022382
i used to live i n Cambridge, sup :^)
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>>580028547

plain as you can get but it shouldn't matter to much. I use extra olive oil but again it matters little when you have that much sugar/cocoa
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>>580028659
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>>580028669
true! how long ago?
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>>580028659
Keep going baby <3
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>>580028862
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>>580028948
Those puffy nips though, anymore ass?
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>>580028538
Last night's thread was creepy. like 20 seconds after I said goodnight to everybody the thread closed. I was scared.
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Anyone got more of this?
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>>580029054
You;re a powerful woman.
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>>580025353
suck a dick faggot
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>>580029236
The only time I'm a powerful woman is when I hide my junk between my legs and start singing.
>>580029243
meeanie
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>>580029054
thread had reached post count and stopped bumping

>it's nothing mysterious

use 4chanx
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>>580029424
Feminism, yes!

Time for a stroll and a lol.
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>>580029715
watch your butt.
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bumpin with kiwi bitches
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>>580026126
>weasel face
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>>580028669
heh same here glad i got out when i could.
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>manage to get one post through
>get disconnected for 30 mins
damn, nice
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>>580030597
IDbro?
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>>580030685
yo
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>Shhh, do you wanna hear a secret? I know one...

;_;

>>580030597
Which internet provider did you say you were with again?
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>>580030742
i think they're called spark now?
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Why do NZ boys think it's cool to lead girls on in order to get laid, real answers preferably
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>>580031046
meant to reply to
>>580030818
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gona go play some LoL, keep it alive niggers
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>>580031046
The power company?
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>>580030597
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>>580031104
Are you a girl?
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>>580031046
BONEFISH

Also jesus spark? Where'd you say you live again? I'm on spark too and your connection should be god tier like mine
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>>580031315
yo

>>580031362
west is best Auckland
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>>580031316
Indeed, not a raging feminist or anything either, just seemed like an appropriate question.
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>>580031104
Girls lead Boys on all the time to get whatever they want. Girls specialize in leading Boys on for any purpose they deem fit.
That set of things is infinite.
At least if Boys do lead Girls on "to get laid" that set of things is singular.

Kill yourself you feminist fuck.
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Wooo Auckland!! :D
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>>580031601
TITS OR GTFO.
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>>580031751
Bruh
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>>580031104
8/8 GR8 B8 M8. I WILL BE SK8IN WITH MY D8 BEHIND MY V8.
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>>580031581
>WEST IS BEST

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dQ-4IV_8xo
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>>580031995
I watched this during one of my saturday night lonely drinks the other week. Good nostalgia
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>>580029147
>>580029972
/Ay.Carrick
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>tfw it's getting harder to post again
i already tried turning the modem off/on
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>>580031627
You seem like a lil bit of a misogynist m8. Personally, I don't manipulate guys for my own benefit by any means haha, I don't need to. I'm talking about the whole making the girl feel special approach, make her think she b da bae, and then bang her and move onto the next girl the next day. It's a tactic, not a misunderstanding.
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>>580027990
whats her name
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anyone in auckland selling weed? looking to buy 2 50s
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Reminder that weed is unhealthy for your body.
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>>580032436
I aint like dat bae, I treat you good.
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>>580032436
Generalising. Could say the same about about women too.
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>>580032693
so is alcohol ...
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>>580032436
TITS OR GTFO
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>>580032812
so is salt
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>tfw Penny Dreadfuls
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>>580032892
not this shit again!!
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muh shoopskills
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>/r9k/ archive is dead
so should i be
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>>580032436
He;s right you're wrong. people manipulate each other sexually yadda yadda. The idea that girls don't is idiotic. I'm from Palmerston North. I Know.
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>>580031104
>>580031601
Tfw all Ive wanted in life for the last few years is a cool chick to call my gf.

fucking chicks man...
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>>580032941
everyday until you LOVE it
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>>580032605
figure it out
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>>580032810
Yeah it's a major generalisation of course, just seems to be a recurring problem particularly with girls in my year and causes a shitload of drama every month. He he
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>>580033094
Jesus mate, remember I'm on a no fap
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>>580033226
SET ME ON FIRE already
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>>580032895
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>>580032436
I've been fucked over a few times and being fucked over hurts, a lot. Especially when I did nothing to deserve it. Believe it or not, I was the nice guy. And aparently being the nice guy is a guaranteed ticket to being fucked over.

Confusing much....

So now I'm more than a little bitter.

I wish I wasn't but I am.

I've lost hope in ever finding a woman that will treat me with the respect and admiration that I treat her.

Apparently that makes me a heartless soulless cunt.
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>>580033226
Again, holy shit hnng
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CATCH ME ON FIRE
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DunnerZ, well sorta dunners Mosgiel Represent!
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>>580033121
I'm from central Auckland, so things must be different out in palmy, I'd take a wild guess and say that the girls would have much lower standards there as well. There's a lot more manipulation from girls to acquire objects/assistance from men where I live, but a lot of butthurt over getting emotionally used as well.
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>>580031601
sharpie in pooper
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christchurch fag reporting in churr buzz avonhead
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>>580033435
hows poo corner
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>>580033226
>>580033094
do they do porn?
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>>580033282
i won't tell
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>>580029018
>>
>>580000000
>>
>On walks
>Two guys walk past on the other side of the road
>Certain I hear the following:
>"That him?"
>"Yeah, he looks like a faggot."
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>>580033343
Yeah me too haha I try not to divulge a lot about myself on here because a lot of guys that I'm close with/used to be close with browse /b/. Also the reason why I can't provide tits, a little too recognizable.
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>>580033343
>>580033343


Dude i know how you feel. Hence why i am Posting this Cunt of mine.
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>>580033525
kek i broke it on sunday night anyway after my adventures in western springs park. I think it's pretty much safe to say I'm opening up shop again
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>>580033520
i wish~

but the fancams come pretty close
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>>580033402
fuck asians are fucking discusting.
i lived in cbd auckland for a year and i felt like i was the only white person that lived there.
there all snobs who are rude as fuck and they all look and sound the same.
FUCKING DIE SCUM
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>>580033598
some people are dicks.
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>>580033628
But I have no nudes. It's a damn shame because they would have made for quality content
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>>580033841
word

Indian girls are where it's at
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>>580033226
oh my god i just noticed the hand that reaches back to brush the ass of the one in the front after they move past

i want to go to there
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>>580032895
leeel riiiot grrrrrl
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>>580033852
Don't pretend it wasn't you.
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>>580033983
Korean butts are bad for you.
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>>580033865

Dude women are the enemy.

They Are the only thing that can make some men buckle.

She went to the cops and lied about me.

Dude, I Loved her and she cheated on me. and then went to the cops on ME.


Fucking Cunt
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>>580033269
It's also a recurring problem for males as well.Not just women. Circle of Life.
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>>580033520
JAVs are your friend mate
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>>580034090
I haven't left my chair. And I'm far too shy to go out at nighty time.

I'm also not that mean.
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>>580034098
i take it in small quantities
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>>580034147
Fuck that shit.
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>>580033841
Are we seeing the same asians? I mean sure I can't hear them cause my earphones are in pretty much the entire time i'm in the city, but at least six 9/10 qts would pass me on a daily basis
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>>580033464
You are as stupid as you are unpleasant.
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>>580034214
Those are some thick knees, not bad tho.
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>>580034204
>And I'm far too shy to go out at nighty time.
But at night there's hardly any people.

During day time people can look out their windows and see you.

Shiver me timbers
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>>580034314
That really hurts coming from someone who lives in Palmerston North
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>>580034204
>tfw sat on my chair for 13 hours last week, and only left to go eat lunch and dinner, and piss

>pic kind of related
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>>580034439
so no squeaking was made?

I have other reasons to not come out, I don't wanna get into trouble..
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>>580033821
It's really inspiring that she fulfilled her dream to be a dancer despite having no arse.

>this is a real arse.
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>>580034656
I dont wanna be mean, but I saw that pic and now I want chocolate. Am I racist?
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>>580034478
I wish I could do that, but shit needs to get paid and food needs to be accuired, my cat wouldn't stand for that shit.
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>>580034619
>I don't wanna get into trouble
Nah, not tonight, thanfully. It was only a short walk anyway. I got bored not even half way through.

>>580034619
>I don't wanna get into trouble
With your boyfriend?
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>>580033983
i only like ethnic people that are half nz and were brought up in nz and have a nz accent.
other then that, they can all fuck off.

i got locked out of my apartment once and my asian neighbour was on her phone on the other side of the apartment entrance door on the bottom floor. she knows who i am and ive tried to talk to her before and be a friendly neighbour, but nope she is a fucking bitch for no reason.
i knocked on the door and pointed towards the unlock button so i could get inside. she looks at me and shakes her head and said no, shes talking on her phone right in front of me for a decent 10-15 mins then goes to the elevator to go to her apartment.
i had to wait outside for a fucking hour untill someone entered the apartment building so i could get in.
fuck i hate asians
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>>580034762
Yeah, which reminds me i really need to get a fucking job.
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>>580034771
It's kinda hard to explain that I'm going for a walk late at night on my own. he'll see right through it and call me a slut for sure.
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>>580034971
no packhouse's near you?
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>>580035018
"But, sweetie, this faggot around the corner is allowed to go out!"
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>>580034310
asians arnt cute.
there destroying nz and turning auckland cbd into fucking chinatown
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>>580034656
asians have literally no ass. except me. mines qt.

>>580034873
nice. this'll make for some good copypasta.
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>>580035195
He just worries that I might hook up with a girl since we don't sex no more.
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>>580035206
>>580034873
I'm the opposite. Asian's with NZ accents piss me off. I always whisper "dropped" to myself when i see one, then go home and wank.

Ok i just finished reading your post, maybe you have a point

>>580035132
I'm using student job search but it's jobs for like nanny's and shit
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dibs on 300
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>>580035530
noooo It cant hit 300 till 11.
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>>580035576
there's only 5 posts left
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>>580035424
W-why not?
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its coming
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killa beez fo lyfe
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i keep it 300

like the romans

300 bitches
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>>580035696
fuck that was meant to be 300, oh well looks like this is
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>>580035739
samantha is hotter
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>>580035798
Nice

>>580035842
agreed
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Shall I eat some tuna now or is it too late?
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>>580035971
Go ahead mate, you need the protein
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new thread?

no thread?
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>>580028296

can you elaborate more on this.

my bmw 318ci would love to know how this trick works

many thanks
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>>580036026
yeah sure make one, i'll probably go jerk off when this album is finished
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>>580035698
kinda hard to explain, we just keep it simple and enjoy our porn fetishes. bj's are very much still on the table however. I used to date girls exlusivly before I started wanting the D.
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>>580035798
doesn't count, no webum
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>>580036130
Interesting.

Are you Nicole off Shortland St?
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>>580036090
i never make new threads. idk why.

>>580036207
couldn't risk getting disconnected
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>>580036241
she still alive?
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>>580036241
I haven't watched SS since Nick and Waverly
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>tfw haven't watched SS since Shanty died
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>>580036338
>>580036419
Don't know, I haven't watched since last year when I tried to get a job on the show as a writer and failed miserably haha.
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>>580036419
last time i watched shorty was when that joey guy started killing everyone when he was nursing. shit was intence as fuck
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>When I say bye, you say bye..Dear Alvin
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>>580036419
That abbreviation is already used.
An btw, what happened to Daena?
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>>580036069
I just put my debit card into the pay at the pump at Z

done all the bizzo as usual

punched in $30 on the how much gas pad

accidentally picked up the diesel (I had filled work ute earlier, didn't think), and it made the pump engaged sound, didn't pull trigger or anything
thought oh fuck, and put it back

picked up petrol, my $30 was still loaded on the screen, filled up and left

checked bank and had a mare that all my coin was gone (later found out that the $200 thing was usual practice)
rang bank, they said go back to Z, I was halfway back when they rang back saying it had all been replaced

the only thing I can put it down to was that I had picked up diesel and put it down, like it charged me for the no diesel I used
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>>580036580
IIRC that was 08

Honestly can't even remember what was happening when i stopped. I think last time i paid attention was 2012
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threads dying btw
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>My singing voice is gone
>My singing voice is gone
>My singing voice is gone
>My singing voice is gone

albums finished. gonna wank

Goodnight new zealand
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new thread >>580031852
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Never any Christchurch people around anymore
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>>580036623
I no not of Daena
>>580036525
so your a writer too huh. interdesting.


I just remembered I have work at 4:30am, that shit is like 6 hours from now :(
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>>580036836
gn
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