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New thread. Cancer/ nudes/ dumb cunts

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New thread. Cancer/ nudes/ dumb cunts
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Still here OP
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That's gonna be good
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were back in the run
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>>579937985
Still here OP lets do this
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Trying to convince a girl that you're dying of cancer just for that slim chance of acquiring a nude. Don't you ever change /b/
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And bumpity bump goes the thread. You're all faggots.
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rolling for good luck op
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come on OP deliver.
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why is it from Pune India you fucktard
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If she has half a brain, no nips will be seen. At least you used my shit this time.
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>few faggot cells
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>>579938385

>bring the conversation full circle and ask her for the nudes again just to remind her what this was all about
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>>579938385
Honestly imagine me an 18 year old boy who never got a nude and I am about to die in 2 weeks...
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>>579937985
>few faggot cells are seen
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Whoever had the view from the hospital bed, post it again and OP use it
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OP already fucked it up.
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>>579938632

nah son

easy for her to say "do a thumbs up and another pic" and then you're fucked
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fuck OP. She's dumb and so are you. How does she think you have both leukemia and breast cancer.
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use it on another girl OP this ship has sailed
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OP can still save this. I believe
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You have to send that bed pick ASAP before she asks for more proof.
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Bamp
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Set sail , for fail
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Now ask for nudes dammit
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There's still a chance, keep going OP
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Wow I am surprised it has gone this long. Dudes got resolve. She has to have a great pair
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>>579937985
Still here, till the end!
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>>579938901

Nice job OP, now we gotta pray she delivers
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op this is going to take some fancy foot work in order to get the nudes on your part. sorry i took to long on the photoshop my AI wasnt working so i had to use photoshop and im not good with it.
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>>579938992
Use this picture OP tell her its your view
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>>579937985
>few faggot cells are seen.
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>>579939151
Don't do this. You have access to all these papers and your computer and scanner from hospital bed? ?
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This is probably one of the top ten most epic fails. OP lay of the crack your fucked
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>>579939151
I said I had to scan documents.
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> lal
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How could you be in the hospital and still get to a printer to scan your docuents... think assholes.
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Come on, m8s.

Only way to trick her is to print off a shop'd report, print it and write on it 'here's proof'.

Someone set up a picture with correct gender, birthday (18 yo) and this kunt may yet have hope.

Also, stop the retarded shops with completely wrong information.
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>>579938631
TOP KEK
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>>579939384
She hasn't responded yet? o.O
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>>579939384
Ohhh right my bad
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>>579937985
OP, print the document and take a picture of it with timestamp, and your phone next to the paper with your messages opened up
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>>579939541
lol I said the same thing
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omg top fucking kek
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>>579939162
not ur personal army faggot
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put a beanie on to cover hair?
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OP, master of deception
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>>579939801
Fuck yes whoever made that document wins bread
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>>579939829
send dick
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>>579939801
oh my i didn't notice that...hahahha
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>>579939829
Quick a cancer pic for this man
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>>579939829
Shave it off.
Shave it off.
Uh - uh -
A-shave it off
Shave it ooffff
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>>579939801
Lmao
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here ya go op
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>>579939829
Tell her you declined therapy....fucktard
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>this
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>>579939982
>send dick

THISSSS
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>>579939829
Shave OP, do it for your /b/ros. And if you don't want to do it for us, do it for tits
this would be glorious
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>>579939829
PERFECT
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>>579940063
Wirar!
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>>579939829
Say you didn't do Chemo fag, or it's a wig
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>>579940063
>>579940076
they're not 18
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>>579940063
That's pretty good, but he's 18 though. Hopefully she's not too bright.
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Wear a hat and say you always wear it bc your embarrassed
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This
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>>579940063
winrar
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>>579940221
This
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>>579939829
op its simple just go put a beanie on
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>>579940063
Even with cancer, no way 18 yo
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>>579939829
OP shave hair
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>>579940221
Yes, this
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>>579940221
WINRAR

this fucker has a cute face and looks 18
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>>579940292
Yes!
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>>579940221
Winrar
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>>579940221
this op!
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>>579940221
ding ding
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Dude you do realize not all chemo causes hair loss? Just saying...
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>>579940221
winrar right here
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>>579940221
Fucking use this OP. Total winrar
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>>579940420
why
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>>579940420
good job you cretin you sent her a pic of a guy who looks 30
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>>579940221
that might just be crazy enough to work
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Ya fucked up OP
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>>579940420

Great choice of Pic OP -,-
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18... More like 35 sex offender
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>>579940420
Your impatience will ruin us all
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>>579940420
oh, ffs
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>>579940420
If anything asked, say chemo adds age or some shit
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>>579940420

OP is a massive faggot.

Is your iq <60?

He looks about 30. In addition, he looks like a rapist.
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>>579940420
again OP is a massive fag and didn't wait an extra minute to send the better shit. Watching this ship burn/sink is fucking hilarious.
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>>579940420
hope she doesnt ask for another pic of the same guy like waving or something. then we're fucked.
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>>579940420
you are so fucking inept op
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>>579940420
Omfg OP. PLS
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>>579940420
Or else it keeps getting more retarded.

Op...
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Here op get nudes!
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Sends the old guy instead of young kid
It's over johnny
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>>579940628
I TRY TO STAY POSITIVE BUT IT HURTS SO BAD. SAY IT OP YOU DUMB DIRTY NEGRO
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>>579940628
Always sending the wrong pic's
> OP IS a faggot
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>>579940221
>>579940221
>>579940221
>>579940221
>>579940221

This
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I try to stay positive whenever I can :)

Please could I see some pictures of you?
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>>579940628
it fucking worked anyway! The bitch is that stupid.
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>>579940628
>Aleast u don't look suck
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>>579940628
Bro go for the kill hoenstly
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>>579940628
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>>579940628
Her ignorance shall be our saving grace.
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>>579940628
If this works... I think she might have a brain tumor.
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I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard
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>>579940628
Dammit op i was taking a photo of myself!
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"i like to stay positive. I think it's your turn to send me a pic :)"
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>>579940221
He's got eyebrows niggers. Plus I'll say chemo has aged me. Wtf does she know
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>>579941035

Nigga I did not come here for social commentary of an entire gender's opinion of another
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And she speak english good! OP you are in!
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>>579940420
YOU ABSOLUTE RETARD
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>mfw this thread
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OP you still have all the pictures from the other thread right ? can you please sample this and the winrars and wish to keep this thread in a folder :D
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>>579941127
Pretty good
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>>579940845
Op is funny guy thou.
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>This is perhaps the greatest twist on a nudes thread
Ya know, I try my best to stay positive. But sometimes, it gets lonely here...
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Lol someone cap this shit
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OP, say this:

"Since I sent you my photograph, could you send me a photo of you? I really want to see you, also, my cock is 12 inches in diameter, you peasant"
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>>579941171
He does yes, cause he shaved before Chemo Took his hair. He's legit I know him.
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>>579941332
This
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>>579940063
Comes up on google images faggots, if she searches it she'll know it's bullshit
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>>579939829
OP, my older sister has two feet of hair and she managed to stick all of her hair in a beanie and go as Eminem for Halloween. You can do it.
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I can feel the fucking tension
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>>579941604
most ppl dont know how to use it
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>>579941332
>Ya know, I try my best to stay positive. But sometimes, it gets lonely here...


Say something like this..

Girls fall for this shit.
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>>579941670
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>>579941670
Now, bring it full circle.
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>>579941696
fucking slowfag over here
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>>579940221

Good job not sending this OP, You lose ALL hair in chemo. Eyebrows are a dead give away. At least the one you sent appears to not have any.
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>>579941604

>implying she's clever enough to do that
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>>579941604
>>579941772
I think we're safe in this case
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>>579941670
You need to make a new thread soon again OP :D
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Never give up OP, god speed
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THREAD IS KILL
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This was fun, 2 times the wrong pic.
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Hurry up faggot. At this rate we'll all be dead before you deliver
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1 post closer to limit
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I am for 'bout a week ago for that pic
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thread and op is kil
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swag
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OP HURRY UP
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kill
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make a new thread ffs
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>>579941670


C'Mon OP keep us going we need to see this work out for you... And us...
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>>579941934
this guy is a famous danish singer, he actually had cancer
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op ive been here from the beginning dont bail on us
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Op i hope u get cancer
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Bumping for OP
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quick op, im thirsting those nudes
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>>579942816
No one gives a fuck Denmark!
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OP i will follow you into the fires of mordor
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OP ABANDONED US
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OP pls i
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>>579942816
He did yes, luckily he is cured it seems
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Find the new thread
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OP make a fucking new thread
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OP NO ! I Was about to name my first born son John after you :'(
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>>579943149
Post it
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OP MADE NEW THREAD
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Get in the new bread faggots
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URL? >>579943318
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>>579942746
I need sauce NOW
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>>579943034
Nice, maybe if you werent so retarded, you would understand that i was just pointing out how you dont necessarily lose the brows in chemo. So shut the fuck up you fat ugly piece of niggershit
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>>579943387
579943030/yet-another-new-thread-dying-of-cancer-for-nudes
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>>579943030
>>579943030
>>579943030
>>579943030
>>579943030
>>579943030
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