Get me nudes /b/rothers
is this an american thing?
This is me. Dont i look hansome.
how autistic are you?
"I'm serious...I'm still a virgin..I would like to get that out of the way. Would you be willing to do that for me?"
Fuck nudes. get laid bitch. say this. 3 get faggots.
I've only been given 2 weeks to live so im being flown out to a special treatment facility in canada tomorrow. i know this is weird to ask but ive liked you for a really long time. can you please send me nudes. ive never gotten them from someone before.
The cancer thing is real... I haven't told many people so please don't mention it to anyone. But in all seriousness, the thing on my bucket list i was hoping you could help me scratch off was getting a girl to send me naked pictures of herself... I think you're incredibly beautiful...
Doctor says I have 7 months to live. I want you to be my girl until I die. I've always liked you and since I'm going to die I don't want to regret never having told you that.
I'm not messing around (girls name), I haven't ever recieved nudes from ANY girl. I'm not just wanting some random girl to send me nudes, I've expressed how much I like you before. No one competes with you, please will you help me cross this off.
What's bs is that you doubt me, the truth is that I can't get over that sexy ass of yours, and if I die without seeing your cheeks spread I'll have died unfulfilled.
Brain tumor stage 2. I have to take chemo for 2 months. I don't want to believe it either... Life is fucking stupid. I'm only (insert age) and I have to deal with this shit.
i have stage 2 terminal lung cancer. i can send you my xrays.
I confess my greatest weakness to you and that's how you welcome me ? wow i sure did not expect that .. well i guess i'll die being rejected by the only person who ever counted for me
Remove name OP
OP HERE ITS FOR AN 18 YEAR OLD MALE I HOPE IT FITS YOU.
auto update faggot.
FUCKING HURRY WITH THAT EDIT
this thread is gonna get good anytiem now.
send her this and say its all she needs to know
> titty cancer
Toasting in epic bread if successful bait
kek'd so hard; thx anon
men can get breast cancer, too. heres the original. i removed the shit about lupus because its too over the top lol..
if someone else wants to edit this feel free
Edit the breast part out I swear if i were her and i read that shit I would pee my pants laughing. Just block out the breast shit and she should be buying it.
Bitch, why would I lie about something like this? Just send me the nudes as I so politely asked, consider it my dying wish. Or better yet, do you wanna ride me like a cowgirl before my cock falls off?
Here's your pic
This nigga actually send her a document saying he has breast cancer
These nudes better be fucking worth all this trouble
she may be murican
Ok OP ''Look, this whole cancer shit is as you said it - a bullshit, I'm sorry I lied to you yet I find you so fucking attractive you can't even imagine. You're so hot and erotic. Try to understand me...I could shot myself in arm only if you could be my nurse''
I want My Tongue deep in you
> a bullshit
here op try this one on for size
You should have waited for me, fagface
GG /b/ros we have fought hard and though nudes were within our grasps OP done fucked up and we must return to our lurking ways until another champion steps up to be our puppet for nudes
Tell her what if she's wrong and you die and you die without your wish fulfilled and she will have to live with the guilt that she didnt fulfill a dying man's wish
>Breast cancer in men is a rare disease. Less than 1% of all breast cancers occur in men. In 2014, about 2,360 men are expected to be diagnosed with the disease. For men, the lifetime risk of being diagnosed with breast cancer is about 1 in 1,000.
dont you belive me?
this is my view right now, look... i've allways found you extremely good looking, when i close my eyes, yours open for me, i can't count how many nights i'v spent thinking about what i should have done diffrent to get your attention sooner.
this is my view, if you even care..
>few faggot cells are seen
That shit is legit, too bad OP wanted to be an impatient faggot.