Sup uncut /b/etas? Ask a cut alpha anything

need to be cheered up and comforted, OP?

correlation =/= causation

>>579869079

sorry your parents mutilated you and you cannot fully satisfy a woman.

>>579869150
this.
uncut people have the choice to get cut

>>579869150
Just sitting here enjoying my exposed glans

>>579869079
Women unconsciously find cut males more feminine than uncut ones , making them less atractive to breed with

>>579869274

enjoying the loss of 145 miles of nerve endings?

>>579869274
I'm pretty sure all the nerves are dead by this point

>>579869079
>a cut alpha
http://webmup.com/uSlbA/

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>>579869274
that dried insensitive skin must feel horrible
sorry to hear that op, hope your partner like to suck your mutilated dick

>>579869287
>unconciously
You mean SUBconciously

I don't understand how anyone still gets their sons cut. I almost think they do it out of intense desire to see their son's fully exposed penis head rather than "health benefits".

OP abandoned thread

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>>579869079
just had circumcision as of last saturday
feels batman

Do ur beta girls make u beta fags pull all that extra foreskin over the head and use it like a mini vagina?

>>579869563
Why? Phimosis?

>>579869563

why the fuck would you do that?

>>579869236
A foreskin has no effect on a woman either way.
Let me guess, you're also a nitwit who measures his manhood by how many women he's had sex with right? I guess thats easier than using financial stability, parenting skills, and an overall general sense of responsibility, right?

>>579869520
Funny that it became a thing in the first place
It's a Jewish custom, right?
>>579869632
Phimosis is a cunt

>>579869632
I think I saw him post a few days ago, he had really bad phimosis
>>579869656
*tips fedora*

>>579869573

nah it rolls up and down while we are fucking causing more stimulation and pleasure for the female.

>>579869670
It is, but that's not why it's done in America.

>>579869563

Phimosis is like the only real reason to, that sucks /b/ro

>>579869628
not really but the skin was dry a lot
also, getting married to turkish girl

>>579869794
>being this beta

cut
>limits amount of girls that will get with you
>is dirty jew or dirty fat american that can't keep the most simple thing clean
>loses that nice feeling when your foreskin rubs against the head back and forth

uncut
>Has the choice to fuck girls that prefer uncut, or even cut as they know you still could get it done in the future
>alpha as fuck as your dick is still in full working order with no mutations holding you back
>sex feels a million times better
>superior hygiene unlike cut fags who would just leave their dick dirty and pissy because "hur im cut i don't need to clean ever"

Face it cut fags, your parents mutilated you, now you have to live with that fact for the rest of your life, instead of being mad you try to make up for it by making out its a good thing. In reality it is fucking terrible and i feel sorry that you will never come to terms with that.

End of the day uncut is best simply because we still have the choice to get cut if we wish.
You never will.

I used my cut foreskin to make a belt. Now I wear it every day and put the notches in it when I rek hot pussy. Alpha as fuck!

>>579869497
It's Women i think hes right.

>>579869656

it does have an effect on a woman, they can feel it during sex... why do you think condoms are ribbed... to simulate the texture and feel of an uncircumcised penis

>>579869670
how the hell does phimosis occur anyway, are you just born that way?

my foreskin hangs like a wizard's sleeve, i don't see how it could ever retract around my nob like i was pulling the strings of my hoodie

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>>579869949
10outoffucking10

>>579869986
Some people have tighter foreskins, I think.

But I hear that people often have phimosis as a result of forced retraction from their parents and/or doctors when they were younger, I'm not sure if this is true.

>>579869986
It just happens with some people, skin doesn't grow properly or at the right pace etc
Or fat, pelvic fat can prevent the tension that one would usually get growing up
So it doesn't get the stretching it would get usually and it remains under develloped
it can get so bad that a partial or full circumcision can be necessary

>>579869484
most american women do like it....but I guess you'll find that out someday virgin bitch ass

>>579870227
Most American women have never been with an uncut dick.

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>>579869867

>>579870306
Why would you even get it cut if you're not converting to Islam? She's already not that traditional if she's marrying you, I doubt she would care that your dick isn't cut.

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>>579869079
>uncut
>have bf
>wearing socks with purple stripes
>tfw OP is still a bigger bender than me

>>579870227
>mutilated fag detected

u can't achieve true pleasure. stay mad.

If there's one reason I should be relieved about not being born a guy is that my parents would have snipped me like they did my brother.

It went bad too, and our mom had to pull its skin toward the head and apply ointment daily so it would heal back up. I cringe for him forever.

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>>579870275
thats the point

>>579870306
getting a permanent body modification to suit the preferences of a woman is even more beta than getting her name tattooed on you

>>579870637
That's awful, I hate when people say uncut is a lot of care when stuff like this happens to cut dicks.

Till next time betas. Alpha out

>>579870586
true pleasure?I can barely last 5 minutes.Anymore pleasure and id cum every time I sneeze

>>579869079
>cut
>alpha

Pick one

>>579869079
>cut
>alpha
Get the fuck outta here!

>>579869974
>to simulate the texture and feel of an uncircumcised penis

i agree. that's also what vibrating cock rings and flavored lubrication is for.

shut up. you're making yourself sound dumb.

>>579870945
I'm pro-uncut but you're right. I would argue that an uncut dick can be smoother for the chick but I wouldn't compare it to a ribbed condom.

>>579871010
Uncut can and usually does get pulled back during intercourse

>>579869079
>thinks about dicks all day
>obsessed with shape and quality of dicks
op is indeed a faggot.

>>579871082
It does, but I think the skin ring that forms behind the head locks in moisture or something like that.

Speaking of all this, do any of you know about Saving Chase?

>>579869885
>all this
>still a virgin

also as a cut fag I wash all the time, I can't stand a smelly dick.

your stereotypes are stupid and so are you.

Real women generally don't give a shit about your dick unless you're not making them cum.

>>579871083
OP posted an image with a fucking gay pride rainbow. Excellent investigative skills there Sherlock.

>>579870770
lel. i can ejaculate without having an orgasm, feels fucking crazy good, I probably wouldn't be able to without a 5skin

also i have no idea how you people jerk off

>>579870472
I wil convert though

>>579871479
I deduce you are also a faggot.

>>579869885
You can grow the skin back but it looks ugly as fuck

>>579871010
there's no proof that uncut or cut is better for women or personal pleasure. the only fact is that circumcised men have a decrease in the bacterial load around the penis and uncircumcised men need to take extra care when cleaning.

everything else is pure speculation.

>itt
>faggots
>trolling faggots

>>579870692
it's not because she likes it, it's a tradition thing in her family.
Basically, if I don't convert the relationship between her and her family might have a negative consequence.

>>579871569
I don't believe you. I can't imagine anyone who goes on /b/ actually converting to Islam.
>>579871771
That "extra care" you speak of takes 2 seconds.

>>579871847
see >>579871842

>>579871771
>the only fact is decreased bacterial load
>the only fact
>fact
how about the millions of nerve receptors directly associated with sexual pleasure you're throwing in the bin

the physical part of human anatomy called the foreskin is speculation, pure speculation.

faggot

>>579871921
give me a source where it says that it's less pleasurable. i'll wait.

Whats it like being an inferior lover?

>>579869079
>cut alpha
You're fucking omega for defending decisions that others have made you fucking faggot.
It's like someone cut of the roof of your car, and now you're driving in the rain and cold but because you can't change it anyways, you pretend like it's the best thing in the world.

Don't your dicks get cold in the winter without their little fleshy turtlenecks :(

How does it feel to... oh wait, sorry, part of your dick was removed and now you can't feel anything.

>>579872092
the word you're looking for is "beta" not omega. omega is basically the lone wolf who doesn't give two shits about the pack and does what he wants.

p.s. Cock rings are because he circumsised dick lacks the nerve endings & becomes desensitised (its a double fuck up) to stay erect & the pnuematic action to keep a female lubricated.

>>579871974
arousal is mental, the physical act of stimulating yourself is more intense the more neurons you have reading the stimulation.

it's fucking obvious, you're obviously cut or you wouldn't be on that side, I have the option o join that side when the evidence persuades me but it has yet to.

I love playing with a guys foreskin. Cut cocks look so dry and upset. Also sometimes I see the ones that have those rings around the upper-half of the shaft and the flesh type crosses from smooth dick-skin to pink raw cock that leathered up over the years.

Plus with uncut guys you can roll your tongue under the foreskin. They love that shit.

Religion and Circumcision the two things the Americans are compelled to talk about that the rest of the western world doesn't give a shit about

>>579872220

Lol, you must have that shitty foreskin over your tiny dick. Enjoy your infection and uncleanliness, fag.

>watch porn
>cut penises

>>579871842
So beta

>>579872308
uncutfag detected

>>579872290
guess that means you couldn't find a source. thanks.

Think about it how sick it is your father sacrifices your penis for a union with imaginery god think it propelly and tell me it is not the most awful thing you can imagine

>>579872337
Well, don't forget about Israel and the Islamic World

>>579872419
sif i'm bowing to your niggerish commands, go find your foreskin

i'll wait

>>579871974
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCSWbTv3hng

http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/j.1464-410X.2006.06646.x/abstract;jsessionid=24B2F6BD4F595126D0F94EB5944FC785.f01t01?deniedAccessCustomisedMessage=&userIsAuthenticated=false

>Masturbatory pleasure decreased after circumcision in 48% of the respondents, while 8% reported increased pleasure. Masturbatory difficulty increased after circumcision in 63% of the respondents but was easier in 37%. About 6% answered that their sex lives improved, while 20% reported a worse sex life after circumcision.

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>>579871082
typical uncut penis.

>>579872419
Are you fucking dense?
Not even the guy you replied too, but the constant exposure of your dick is going to reduce its sensitivity.

>>579872519
I'm against circumcision but it's not done for religious reasons in the US, I wish people would understand that.

>>579872308
>dry and upset
oh my kek

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>>579871842
you fucking pansy, where are your balls?

>>579872527
Western world buddy, what a bunch of dune coons do doesn't count to anybody

>>579872092
I kek'd. Plus women don't make me wear a raincoat even in the rain biatches b/c they can't get enough of this uncut

>>579872576
Were they circumcised for medical reasons?

>>579872382
Guess again!

>>579872583
This is the shit nightmares are made of. Dear God Anon, tell me this isn't real.

>>579872649
True. Circumcision is still pretty common in Canada though, I believe around 30% of baby boys are still cut there.

>>579872689
i'd guess half were insecure with their foreskin because it wasn't the norm where they're at and the others for medical reasons.

if handful of men were forced to be circumcised the numbers would be a lot more anti-circumcision

>>579872608
it's done for no good reason at all. It started out as a disease preventing surgery under the auspice of religious observance, but now you just get regular checkups and teach dirty kids to wash their bodies properly.

Teeth rot out if you don't brush them. Should we pre-emptively remove children's teeth so that they don't have to worry about proper hygiene?

pro-tip: cut guys can get smegma too, so everybody still has to perform the same hygenic routine, cut guys are just mutilated now.

>>579872848
Yeah that's what I figured.

>>579872795
I guess that's the unfortunate nearness to the USA that causes that shit. I guess it will peter out in time though. People can wash their dicks in europe/america so we don't have to follow what a bunch of sandy vaginas made up thousands of years ago.

>>579872689
The study that was conducted on 129 of the men circumsized after age 20 were by choice. The remaining nine men were medically circumsized because of phimosis.

ahhh nice try op.. you try to implying that your stolen and lost foreskin would be alpha.. lol

nice try op but i won't eat your b8

>>579872874
I know it's not done for good reasons. It's done for stupid shit and it makes me sad that people think like that.
>>579873029
Probably. I would guess that they're culturally not too different from the US. But they're still way better than us in that aspect, 30% of boys there are cut as opposed to about 68% in the US.

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>>579872583


should be animooted

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>The F.ap.penning F.u.l.l Col.l.ec.t.i.on

>>579872419
refer to >>579872576

Hello, cut Alpha.

Assuming that you're not cut for medical reasons. Is it not embarrassing to share the same twisted practice as religious freaks, dirty sand niggers and African bush people?

I mean, does it not get you thinking that the Elite masterrace that reside in civilized Europe do not practice mutilation.

>>579873082
Oh okay. I wonder if any of them did have some sort of problem, though.

But the thing about this, someone willing to pay a doctor $2000 to surgically remove their foreskin is not the same as a happily uncut guy.