Peter and the Joker Do you wanna know how I got these scars?

you were friends with a fucking retard, you're probably fucking autistic

>>579842875
2nd

>>579842875

Probably man. I'm fucked

I'm down to reading some more

sad thing is even after you say he always had your back you still call him tard. you're scum.

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More about the adventures of Peter the Potato.

>>579842569
I teared a little bit.

>>579843386
what tard is offended by the word tard without having previously been told that the word is bad?
why you projecting your feelings?

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And then you and Peter pulled out your guns and killed everyone. Peter then raped the special needs teachers skull while stabbing her in the throat with a pencil

> school dance
> the hot list thing blew over
> back to being friends with the kids that stomped me
> bunch of us standing along wall like we're cool as shit
> no one's dancing
> except for Peter
> kid is dancing machine
> has been doing chicken dance for like 15 mins straight
> faggy DJ "alllllright you love birds, time for a slooow song"
> girls start asking boys along the wall to dance
> girl I love walks right up to me
> "Can you ask George if he'll dance with me."
> fucking kill me
> George was my best bud in class.
> tell George
> fat girls walk past me ask other fat kids
> no one left
> Standing their like a faggot against the wall
> everyone's dancing but me
> Peter approaches and sachets
> fuck no
> walk out of the gym
> "WUH YOU GOING??"
> "I'm getting some air."
> "K"
> he follows
> we go outside and just start climbing on the bike racks like retards
> all of a sudden I get this crazy idea
> start letting out all the air in the girls bikes
> Peter is laughing like mad "WUHHH YOU DOING?"
> "Revenge"
> Peter and I hide out in the bushes and wait until all the kids who rode bikes come out
> everyones got flat tires
> just like their tits

more?

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Who cares OP, just fucking tell some moar.
I have nothing else to dp besides watch catdog so get to it faggot.
>you better have this shit pretyped

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>>579844367
I can't double penetrate anything else, lel.

>>579844367
Holy fuck I'm procrastinating so many important things. Are you a legit NEET because I desperately want that life.

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NEET MASTER RACE.
But no, not even a bit It's my day off from work.
Plus I'm an inventor.
Don't be a nigger.

>>579845253
I'm a software dev, not sure what the fuck an inventor is. It sounds like a freelance kinda thing, so I don't know how you would decide on a day off if that's the case.

>>579844360
keep it going mate this is "great banter"

>>579844360
By the way OP hurry.

> George is going out with the girl I love now
> we're in elementary school so its nothing much
> still feel fucking crushed
> hanging out with them and another girl under the jungle gym after school
> think its like a double date thing
> figure fuck it, this blonde girls okay
> she doesn't talk to me at all
> she's fucking in love with george
> everything george says they giggle over
> he starts talking about the NHL and they start laughing
> "you're so funny George"
> "look at his hair."
> "wow it's soft!"
> George and my crush start making out
> turn away not to look as it hurts too much
> see Peter in the bushes staring at us
> "Hey Buddeh!"
> I laugh and wave back
> start to chuckle thinking he's doing another prank
> nope. he's just fapping

>>579845776
Damn. you live a real life NTR

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>>579845538
I invent on the side mainly with radio type stuff I am also designing a new type of computer board.
My usual stuff is working at a diner.
So yeah its freelance but I'm making a decent amount of money.
Like 45-70k and I work at the diner to hang out with friends (they all come to my job and we hang out when I am not busy.
So there you go anon my life.
(Trying to get my faggot ass a gf though) they are kinda nice some times
TL;DR: omlette au fromage

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>>579845776
Good stuff OP keep it coming, please.

>>579846349
You didn't even call me a faggot on /b you're like the coolest nigger I've seen here in years, shit I wish I had friends like you.

Great thread op you bring out the best

>>579842569
Post more OP, i gotta go to the shop for munchies and I'd appreciate a good long read when i get back

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Everyone thinks I'm an asshole, so thanks.
by the way its /b/ nigga

>>579847109
>>579846707
Shiet

>>579847109
I will never say /b/ or [s4s] or any of those things that promotes the special snowflake

MOAR OP

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>>579847368
What do you mean exactly?
How would saying the proper name for such a proper board promote the "special snowflake" I mean really what the fuck does that have to do with that in any way?

> it finally happens
> some girl likes me
> little ugly me
> so fucking excited
> this cute girl in class named Sara, she likes pokemon, and art.
> she's a bit skinny but she's super hot
> have no idea why she even asked me out
> George and me get chosen to be MC's for the christmas concert
> girl who told me sara likes me tells me to do something romantic like sing a song just for her at the concert
> ask my dad for help
> he cna't believe some hot bitch wants me but fuck it
> "girls love funny guys, son. Make her laugh, and she'll be yours."
> christmas concert almost over
> "And before we end, I'd like to sing a song for the love of my life...Sara"
> just hearing it now makes me cringe
> start to sing can you feel the love tonight from the lion king in a shitty pakistani accent thinking that was funny
> no one laughs
> dead silence
> Peter gets up from the floor
> "BULLISMO BULLISMO!"
> tears are falling from his face
> for 10 seconds it was like all I saw was Pete
> I was so happy
> I thought I was fucking Sinatra
> then I heard the laughter and saw the people mocking me
> everyone laughs at me
> "So are you going to go up there and kiss that retard?" screamed someone
> could hear a pin drop
> Sara gets up off the floor in complete tears
> "I don't like that fucking ugly monster" she says as she runs out
> my gut wrenches
> "BELLISMOOOOOOOOH"
> christmas concert ends with principal speech and then the grade 1's singing their piece
> I'm waiting there with the mic next to george, my whole body is shaking as the grade 1's sing jingle bells
> this is how crazy people are made...truly evil people I think...
> girls love a guy that can make them laugh eh?
> this is how the Joker came to be.

>>579847778
Do you type Https://www.boards.4chan.org/b/ or just fuckin 4chan.org/b
Q.E.D. nigga

>>579847780
BULLISIMO BULLISIMO MORE

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I have it bookmarked so I don't type it but when I do yes I just have to for some damned reason it does not matter so what ever, sorry anon.

fuck. dude get the book bhagavad-gita..

>>579847780
holy shit i am dead

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bump

>>579848375
what lol

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>>579848294
I laugh harder every time I read what you wrote.

Some dude I was working with today kept typing "google" into the address bar on chrome before searching for something today.

same guy who was talkin bout book but much love mang. for real.

Keep this gold coming

>>579847780
please be more stories. jokers origins are unknown. we finally get to hear what happened to him in his past

Bumpy bump

>>579847950
just 4, it comes up

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My old foster brother did the same thing, I never got that kid.
>story time of Ty
I went to look for a flashlight in his room cause he has tools in there, I saw a chord that you put on your belt from underneath his bed I lift his and there is a 10 inch red dildo.
I then look further and there are two more a silver bullet and a butplug.
I went to his mom whom I lived with and woke her up from a nap and showed her them, she gave them to her daughter as a christmas present not believing me that they were used.
>her hot daughters face when I told her where I had found them and the rest of the story
the kikker was that I was experimentel at that time so before I gave them to her I used them.

Plz hurry

>>579842569
Bump to keep alive

Bumpy bump hang on

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>>579847780

test: 4chan thinks what i'm posting is spam. Jesus christ I might be retarded

>>579850174
It depends on the words not posts.

> "Yes class! I went to Hawaii for my honeymoon! Who knows what the capital of Hawaii is?"
> "Anon?"
> lift my head off the desk, black around my eyes
> haven't given a shit about school since we've been back from winter break
> see the tanned teacher
> is orangey brown as fuck
> "Can you turn it down, miss?"
> "What?" she asks
> "Your CUNT rays... I can't see the board you sunny d chugging--"
> get taken down to the principals office by my arm, whole class is laughing
> sitting on principal's waiting sofa
> guess who's there
> yep
> Peter was spitting on his aid in tard art class (even though it was elementary, he'd swap in and out of classes with us)
> "Hey buddeh"
> "Sup Pete"
> tell him what I said to the teacher
> Peter can't stop laughing "I LUUUUUV SUNNY D HURHURHRUR"
> starts calling his aid who's standing by the office door a "CUN RAY"
"HEY MINDY.... URA CUN RAY"
> she steps outside probably because of ptsd
> he gets up from the sofa
> "dude you gotta stay"
> "YOU GOTTA SHEE DISH"
> fuck it
> chase after him
> he goes to the grade 4 cubby hole
> Pete drops his pants
> "oh fuck Pete....no"
> puts his hands behind his head and just starts pissing on the coats and boots of kids
> "THUS MA SUNNY DEE"
> I start laughing like a mad man
> we run back to the sofa
> no one was the wiser
> get 3 weeks detention for swearing
> go back to class
> at lunch I see all these kids crying on the same sofa
> their coats stunk like asparagus and were soaking wet
> they need to have their parents pick them up because it was -15c and they couldn't walk home for lunch
> lol
> hear Peter laughing from the lunch room

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>>579850405

Yes yes annoy please continue

>>579850405
Is this pre typed?? If not ive got to go, can some one post a sc tomorrow? Around 1 am NY would be best

> recess
> I'm depressed as fuck and still don't hang around anyone
> it's -10 and I'm out there in a tshirt
> "you're going to catch a cold" says one of the teachers
> "fuck you miss"
> "What?"
> just keep walking
> some girls start making fun of me
> "can't afford a jacket, ugly kid?"
> get really fucking self conscious
> walk right up to her and smile
> plant a big fucking kiss on her face
> my first fucking kiss ever was a rape kiss
> rape kissed her like I was drinking water from a water fountain in the sahara desert
> girl starts crying
> they called me a monster...and now I was one...
> spend rest of recess destroying grade 2's snow fort with Peter

Amazing story OP.
BAMP!!!!

gold

>>579851396
gg no re for them bitches

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Still lurking

Waiting. Take your time, make it good.

Moarrrrrr

>>579851396

u kinda sound like an edgy faggot

> gay ass social studies class
> I nod at Peter
> he nods back
> "WUH DA PAN AGAIN?"
> I whisper, "say you have to go take a shit..."
"TAYCHA I HAS TO GO TACO SHUT"
> he runs out of class
> 90 secs go by
> "Can I go get a drink of water?"
> "Fine, but be quick."
> leave with a huge fucking smirk
> meet Peter in the bathroom
> take the PERMANENT MARKER from my back pocket
> the two of us write all kinds of degrading filth on the bathroom stalls
> "Kerry is a lard ass"
> "Tori smells like fish"
> "Laura is a dirty fucking cunt ho bitch and sucks dicks"
> we laugh or face off
> serves the fucking sluts right
> it was the perfect crime
> no one saw us
> we go back to class
> get called into the principals office
> fucking Peter wrote, "ANON + PETE 4EVE" on the stall
> 4 weeks detention

Please dude more

>>579844043
he's a human being. and a fucking hero to op.

Lmao keep going OP

>>579852256
Haha you really were a cunt, OP. But considering how ugly kids – or hell even just slightly different kids – are treated at school, I really don't blame you.

>>579853025
lol my ID is starfox

Nigger cont

> Peter is in our art class today
> everyone's making Valentines day cards
> "no one's going to make you one anon"
> it hurts so much but I just laugh
> "IF YOU MUS KNOW. IM MUKKING HIM WUN"
> everyone laughs and calls me and Pete gay lovers
> Pete hands me a card "HI ANON LOVE PETER"
> there's a picture of two stick man peeing on some boots
> a tear falls from my face onto the card
> "Fuck off Pete, I'm not gay."
> his smile rots away
> throw his card in the trash and try and laugh about it with the other guys
> no one talks to me
> everyone hands out their hand made valentines
> I get none
> bell rings
> everyone leaves
> go into trash, and pull out my card
> find Peter waiting for his special bus
> tell him I was just joking
> "I KNOW BUDDEH GOOD ONE HURUHURHUR HAPPY VALEMTIMES."
> pats me on the back
> take card home
> Dad finds it
> tell him it's from a foreign girl named Petra who's shitty at written english
> he pats me on the shoulder
> "You sly dog."

>>579853302

how old are you OP?

Know that feel Op. Know that feel.

>>579852256
fuck my sides

more please

>>579853485
he writes too well to be under 17

fucking fuck I have to go back to work in like 5 minutes and I gotta keep fucking reading this shit.

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> spring comes
> most of the girls are already starting puberty
> Kerry got some HUGE FUCKING TITS practically over night
> can't stop thinking about Kerry and her fucking bazongers
> tell Peter I'd give a million bucks to see her fucking tits
> "HOW MUCH IS YOUR MEOWT?" he said as he pointed to my backpack where I kept my pokemon cards
> "uhh...."
> I cracked a devilish smile on my ugly mug
> "About a million."
> he gets up out of his chair
> "Sit down Pete" says his aid
> he just runs past her
> goes right up to kerry and yanks off her shirt and training bra
> whole class is stunned
> holy shit
> I fucking gaze at her boobs
> fucking beauties
> "CAN YOU SEE DEM?" screams Pete
> she covers up and starts to cry
> he runs back to me
> as the aid and teacher chase him down I hand him the card
> "MEEEEEOWTH DATS RIGHT"

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>>579854258
>> "MEEEEEOWTH DATS RIGHT"

>>579854258
what a happy lad pete must have been that day <3

>>579854417
Yeah, he got tits AND the Meowth card!

Im fucking losing it dude this is gold
someone copy this

please dont stop

> kids start making fun of me for hanging around Pete all the time
> became known as "the tards friend"
> don't even mind because it feels better to be known as the kid who hangs around a retard rather than the ugly kid, you know?
> life is getting better
> teacher doesn't even call on me anymore
> I'm practically assimilated
> I just hang around Pete all day doing fuck all
> teachers tell my mom that I've turned into quite the leader and have really made Peter feel like he's part of the class
> mom tells me I should invite Pete over for lunch
> tell her it's not a good idea but we do it anyways
> arrange it with his aid
> mom picks us up at lunch
> asks him what he wants for lunch
> "I DANNO, WHAVER ANON HAS"
> "What's the favourite thing your mom makes you?"
> "My mom is dayed"
> silence all the way back
> not really sure what happened to his mom to be honest--but he never really knew her
> mom makes grilled cheese sandwiches with tomato soup
> Pete loves it
> we're laughing our heads off making burping sounds and calling my mom a "tomutto lady"
> "I LUVVVVVVVV UTTTTTTTT I JUS DO" he said as he chugged his bowl
> it was seriously the best lunch I've had
> we go back to school with red fucking soup mustaches and the residue of laughs in our bellies
> I am so fucking happy
> "nice mustache, you ugly fucking cock face"

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MOAR!

>>579854258
How obvious was it that you'd paid for boobage? Did you get in trouble for it?

Lurking, great thread so far keep up the good posts OP

bamp

KEEP COMING LURKING LIKE A RIKI

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This shit is too funny OP, idgaf if I have to screenshot this shit on my gay iPhone.

> from that point on I had fucking had it with the kids at my school
> no matter what I did I was just the ugly monster...
> so I only played with Pete
> we decided, well I did, and Pete just joined in, that our lives would be dedicated to fucking over every person who fucked with us... and called us retarded or ugly
> so we nicky nine doored this Lee bitch
> I'd been to her birthday the year before
> her grandma answered
> we start laughing in the bushes
> "who's there?" she said
> she goes back in
> ring her doorbell again
> "hello? who's there?"
> "YO BUTT. IT STINK" screamed Pete
> we laugh our ugly faces off and high fived each other and then ran away

>>579842569
This is the first thread that I have enjoyed in a while.

its funny because this is the same experience that every non white kid goes through growing up. stupid white people.

bump. please go on, op.

>>579856540
Fuck off, I grew up as the only white kid in a school full of sandniggers, its not just whites that are dicks

>>579857143
Where are you from?

> it's "passion week"
> basically the school has all these modules you can sign up for, that you get to do for a week--it's basically options, for elementary kids, it's stupid
> Pete and I don't give a fuck so we never hand in our forms
> both of us end up in cooking class
> they bring in a real chef to teach us how to do stuff and we go on a field trip to an actual kitchen to make cookies
> tons of parents join us
> and yet still... the unrelenting harassment continues
> Peter and I are playing the number game on the bus...he was odds, I was evens.
> my mom was one of the parent helpers for the field trip
> hear the other kids laughing at us
> "jesus fuck... did you see anon's mom? How the fuck did that nice woman give birth to such an ugly fuck?"
> mom doesn't say anything
> Peter turns around hocks a huge fucking loogey and spits right at some random kids face
> "DUN YOU EVER DISPECT MY TOMUTO MUMMEH AGAIN"
> Peter gets told for spitting, he's not coming in... him and his aid have to wait on the bus
> try and explain he was just defending me but the teacher doesn't care
> go in...
> learn to make cookies
> Megan complains that she's my partner, "I don't want him touching my food... with his ugly hands"
> even my hands are ugly I guess
> "fine whatever... you just make them"
> sitting there staring at the clock
> every once in a while I'll get up and pretend to be the life of the party when my mom comes around
> "Haha great joke, Megan!"
> "what the hell are you talking about?"
> so depressed
> class is almost over
> all of a sudden see Pete in the kitchen
> he ran out of the bus and tracked me down
> Megan walks over to tell on him
> Pete opens the oven and puts Megan's backpack inside and turns it all the way up
> kitchen starts smoking
> teacher and parents ask what that smell is...
> Pete cracks an anime eyes closed smile, "YA COOKIE IS BEWNING MAYAN."

>>579857143
lol cry me a river, cracker. 100% you havent been refused careers, falsely arrested, beaten, threatened with guns, felt like an outsider in your own country.

your pissbaby childhood will never compare to our entire lives. go back to europe

>>579857547
Are you competing on who's had the worst childhood ? Fuck off !

>>579857547
lol wut?
Obvious bait.

>>579856110
fellow dotafag

also lurking, this is gold OP

Op better type faster

>>579857697
so its baiting when i call white people crackers, but not when whites call people niggers? lmao

>>579857683
did you just confess to being a retarded manbaby, underage b&, or are you just illiterate too?

>>579847780
>greentexts with a space

>>579857879
Fuck of nigger go back to picking my cotton boy

>nigger sttentio

>>579857879
I'm saying it's stupid. If you want to succeed you gotta fight. Being a whiny bitch and talking about how your life is hard and all of your problems won't solve shit. It won't grant you respect or pity.
Work hard or just go somwhere else and try again.

> Pete got suspended for the spitting and backpack burning so I didn't see him for a while
> one night out of no where I get a call
> muffled breathing
> "Hello?"
> muffled breathing
> "Hello?"
> "YOU LIKE WONTONGS?"
> Pete's Dad comes on the phone and tells me it's Peter's birthday and their going out for chinese food and I am invited
> an hour later they pull up to my house in this beaten up old shit car
> Peter pushes his dad out of the way and honks the horn for what seems like hours for me to come
> get in
> no one says a fucking word to me the whole ride
> it's like I was going to be killed or something mafia style
> we arrive at the restaurant
> Pete stays in the car
> "Pete can't come in. He doesn't like the Chinese."
> "oh"
> we go inside get the food and the come out and eat it in the car
> not at home...but in the fucking car in the parking lot
> every time a chinese person exits the restaurant Pete stops eating closes his eyes and covers his ears
> wut
> "OOOOOOOOOO SPITHY EH ANON" he said as he ate his sweet ginger beef
> on the way back as the Dad is about to turn right, Pete takes the wheel
> "Peter what are you doing?!!! PETER STOP!"
> We almost crash into a car
> Peter starts singing "IT MY BIRTHDAY AN ILL CRY IF WAAAANNNA CRY IF A WANNNNA"
> out of nowhere his dad goes, "those fucking chinks put msg in his fucking food again."

>>579858094
yawn. 100,000 words in english and all whites can come up with is nigger. truly the most uncreative motherfuckers. what's it like to be borderline retarded?

>>579857879
9/10 if you feel you are being targeted because you are anything but white its for the reason that the rest of your race is known to act a little chimpy... you have no one to blame but yourselves.
OP, keep up the gold

>>579858309
Stop shitting up the thread faggot.

>>579858141
>makes bullshit post with empty platitudes

i'm actually fairly successful. but only by luck, not hard work. for every 1% of non whites that succeed, there's 10% of yours that make it. you all skew everything in your favor. you control everything in this country.

why don't all of you go somewhere else if its so easy? go back to europe, like honestly. its our land

>>579858431
There's always someone who tries to steal the spotlight

>>579857879
>"all u white pippel hatin us African gentlmin fo no resin"
>proceeds to shit up good thread

Now you know why everyone hated you in school, Barack

>>579858365
lol my race? you don't even know why race
0/10

>>579858431
im here just to fuck it up for you. whites enjoying a story about racism? not happening on my watch

>>579858465
Newfag here. This nigger just made me racist.

>>579858536
the irony is you think this thread is "good" but im not sure what youre enjoying because the story is about racism. as a white person, are you enjoying being portrayed in a negative light? is it some kind of sadism?

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>>579858573
>story about racism
This nigga thinks retarded is a race
>not on my watch
Implying your bitch ass can tell time or afford a watch

>>579842875
>e while I am jumping for joy (it was receess but it might as well have been the world cup) and kicks my back
>> fall to ground
>> other kids jump in and start stomping on my face
>> "you ugly fuck" they screamed as they spit on
die of cancer you faggot

>>579858465
Fuck off, I live in a country filled with sand niggers and I'm white. I've had those kind of problems, but I worked as hard as I could and now I have a good, stable job.

> Peter's back in school now
> but he's different
> the school forced his dad to commit to some sort of medicine for Pete
> Pete just stares and smiles now
> he's like full on down syndrome
> just raises his hands some times like a frisbee is flying at his face
> try and cheer him up by cutting chunks of the girl's hair in front of me
> girl finally feels me tugging at her hair after like the 3rd fucking snip
> turns around notices her hair on the floor
> screams for the teacher
> I get dragged to the principals but the entire time im just staring back at Pete
> he's not even smiling
> just sort of looking sad move his hands a little
> I did everything I could do to not cry
> those fucking bastards wrecked the only good thing in this world...the only kind heart...
> they would pay

>>579858573
Shut up you retarded fucking nigger. Christ.

>>579858573
Native American. Whites are never leaving. Time to get over it.

>>579858573
It doesn't fucking matter. If you feel that someone is opressing you because of your race or for being non white it is because at some point they have been given a reason to. Just behave properly.

>>579858780
op pls cont
ignore the retards arguing
lurking

>>579858780
Ignore the candyass roodypoos fucking up your thread OP, and keep posting your righteous story

>>579858780
Would stay for the rest. But your slow as fuck
And i have work in 4 hours.

>>579858683
Specifically what about this is racist? God fucking dammit stop moaning like a little human rights activist and either shut up and listen to this beautiful tale or fuck off and start a petition on tumblr. nigger.

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>>579858863
Ha ha! "just behave properly"

>>579858692
>actively ignores the reason OP was bullied and the main protagonist being OP, not the retarded kid

>uses "bitch ass" and other AAVE to try to insult someone they think is black
lol sad

>>579858764
i guarantee you every single one of them has had it harder than you. where do you work, as a manager at McDonald's lmao? or just your local gas station?

so many of you are sooo mad that someone doesnt bend over and accept your version of reality that you immediately resort to whatever tired ass stereotype you can think of. i have a great job.

that doesn't mean i dont get the shit end of the bargain. if you don't think i have to work harder than a white would for the same position, you're beyond deluded.

>>579859093
>making assumptions
>2014
Even if you aren't black, you're still a Peter my nigga

>>579858946
mediumfag detected

also listen to him

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>>579858780
> those fucking bastards wrecked the only good thing in this world...the only kind heart...

Did you suffocate him with a pillow after that?

>>579859093
Most of them are rich as fuck. Now you're the one using stereotypes. You think that, just because they're sand niggers, they've had it worse than me, when it's actually the other way around.

Seriously, fuck off. You're just stupid.

Keep thinking it's "white man's" fault if you're having a hard time. Fucking faggot

>>579859093
where are you even from? Do you protect oppressed as a warroir of justice and happy feelings? Nope. I fucking doubt it. Middle class slightly opressed maybe. You are out of your depth and need to just quit it. You clearly can't behave properly and that is why you can't get nice things like a good job and and a pat on the back. You wouldn't know proper, real, rubber-necklacing racism if it held you down and whipped you.

Hey! OP! More spastic stories, I'm bored as fuck here

>>579859421
this

>>579858802
bawwwww!!! stop talking!! it's making me mad!!!!

>>579858809
naw, none of you are leaving. but i guarantee you, the day will come when there'll be none of you left.

>>579858863
>ignore 500 years of historical circumstance and context that created a culture of racism
hey, by the way... im not being "oppressed" when someone is "mean" to mean. its when im denied things like getting a fucking drivers license. or medical care. or falsely arrested or imprisoned. also spoilers: whites never need to meet a non white to be racist as fuck. in fact, theyre worse when they haven't. "behaving properly" doesn't solve anything. but by your logic, every white person in this country should have a bullet in their head.

>>579858929
>>579858946
>>579859015
my favorite part is all of you thinking they hated him because he was "mean". like you can related to it and justify it to your own childhood experiences. except he's considered "ugly" because he's pakistani. like this story has nothing to do with you. it's not a great story for you because you can't relate to it. and the only way you can is by ignoring what the story is about. reading comprehension: 0/10

lrn2literacy, youre all honestly worse off than peter on meds

> for some reason I blamed the school nurse
> though now I realize she probably had nothing to do with the prescription and it was the principal and teachers
> decide to fight fire with fire
> they drugged my boy, I'd drug theres
> problem is I didn't have any drugs
> I smirked as I opened the pantry door, and then tucked a bottle into my backpack and went off to school
> pretend to be sick and ask to see school nurse
> nurse is this hot thing
> tell her my tummy is hurting
> she goes into her back room to get some gravol or some shit
> take the CHILI POWDER out of my backpack and poor a fucking mound of it in her coffee
> large chunks of it swirl around as I try and stir it in with my finger
> wait in her office until she grabs the coffee without looking and takes a large gulp of her morning jo
> I grow a huge shit eating grin
> ear to ear
> she spits it out all over desk
> "Spicccccccccy" I cackle
> get 1 week detention but its worth it

>>579859521
underrated post

>>579859284
>uses personal anecdotal experience of a community of Arabs with great wealth to describe a vast population of immigrants

cognitive dissonance 10/10
would take your meds again

like how deep in your bullshit are you? of course its the white mans fault. if you unwashed bleached sausages hadnt washed up on our shores, and then been saved by US, we wouldn't be dealing with you right now.

instead, i have to "get a job". bitch, i didn't need no job! your entire societies and economies are bullshit!

>>579859521
Nice OC anon
Please continue

>>579859478
white guilt white guilt etc etc ad nauseam.

You were never in your life ever part of segregation or apartheid were you? Nope. You have the option to forge your own path but instead you fucking moan and cry about the unfairness because you weren't given the right treatment. Sorry man, that's probably because of statistics. Not the crackers fault.
You honestly sound exactly like the race equality warrior version of one of those fat tumblr feminists.

>>579845776
> nope. he's just fapping
gold.

>>579859760
Shut up and read OP's story.

>>579859478

Fuck you. Shut the fuck up. Go whine on tumblr fatass.

Dunno why I thought of PETE THE MOONSHINER

Back in the 1920s, this house was owned by a different family. Their closest neighbor was an inbred moonshiner named Pete. He lived in a shack deep in the woods and was frequently in trouble with the law. The parents warned the little boy and girl who lived here NEVER to go near Pete’s land.
The young boy lived in this very room. One night, the he was awakened by the sound of shattered glass somewhere inside the house. Living so close to Pete, the boy was very cautious. And instead of opening the door, he locked it. He pressed his ear to the door and listened.
The boy heard bootsteps stumbling down the hallway that were much too heavy to be his father's. He could almost smell moonshine through the bedroom door. "Let me in, boy." It was Pete... But the boy wouldn't unlock the door. Overcoming his fear, he shouted "No!"
After a minute, the boy could hear Pete's heavy boots fading back through the house. In a distant room, he heard his father shouting at Pete. But the shouts soon turned to screams. For almost an hour, the sounds degenerated as the father shred his vocal chords to ribbons while screaming. The boy thought the pleading in hoarse agony was worst thing he had ever heard until it was replaced by something worse. Silence.
Pete's boot steps lumbered back through the house to the boy's room. He pounded on the solid oak door. "Boy! Open up this door or you'll regret it." The boy could smell the moonshine through the door. Again he said "No!"
And so it was his mother's turn. Her shouts and screams lasted for two hours. When they stopped, the heavy boots stumbled back to his door. The stink of moonshine was overwhelming. "Boy! I said 'Open up this door.' This is your last chance." The boy was terrified, "Please don't hurt my sister!" Pete was drunk and enjoying himself. He chuckled, "Then open up, boy." But the boy knew better. And so he spent the next three hours listening to the screams of his younger sister.

>>579860029
>admits to having the reading comprehension of peter on meds

> tell Pete about how I drugged the nurse with chili powder but he doesn't care
> he's out of it
> he just sits there and stares
> I start crying and shaking Pete, telling him to fucking laugh
> "Laugh you fucking sonuva bitch!"
> "Pete...I know you're in there...don't leave me Pete... Pete..."
> he just kind of squeals and moans
> "Pete" I cry "stop it Pete...please...don't leave me Pete..."
> he's just an empty shell...his eyes are perma-thousand yard staring
> start smacking him, telling him to fucking wake up...that I needed him...
> his aid tells me to stop as I'm bothering him...
> after that Pete gets taken out of our class and is put permanently into the tard class
> get 1 week of detention for my outburst

>>579860105
When the police came to investigate the house two days later, they found the mom, dad, and sister tied spread-eagle to their beds. Pete had cut a small hole in each of their lower abdomens and pulled the bowels out of their belly inch by inch as they died in pain.
They found the boy dehydrated but alive. He was still locked in THIS very room. Pressed against this very door. He was completely catatonic. He spent the rest of his life in a sanitarium, occasionally mumbling "should I have opened the door?... should I have opened the door?...."
Pete was eventually caught and executed. His shack was torn down. But his ghost still haunts this house. Sometimes, we can smell a hint of sweet moonshine in the morning, and a pain in our bellies. And when we do, we know Pete was here during the night, trying to pull out our insides.
-0000-
This story really creeped me out. Like 10 out of 10! I always insisted that the three of us sleep with the bedroom door locked and the lights on. Your imagination is so strong at that age! I was terrified of every noise in the house before finally falling asleep. Whenever I woke at their house, I could even smell the faint, sweet aroma of Pete's moonshine. To be honest, I could usually feel a pain in my lower belly.

>>579860115
This story is getting worse and worse and you can feel the forced ending coming.

>>579860108
Yeah whatever, I'm retarded too. Just shut up and read.

>>579860175

Whenever I told the two brothers about it, they would giggle and play along. "Yeah, I smell it too" said Walter. "Me too. And my stomach hurts!" chimed in Tom, pretending to be scared. They moved to Utah when Tom and I were in the fifth grade. I haven't seen them since.
Flash forward to this morning. I'm sitting in chemistry lab on campus. As we were setting up the experiment, one of the chemicals smelled exactly the same as my memory of Pete's moonshine. It's an incredibly distinct, penetrating, almost sweet scent - not exactly like hard alcohol or real moonshine, but similar.
I had not smelled it since those mornings after sleeping over with Tom and Walter. This was the exact same smell. I picked up the bottle and looked at the label: “diethyl ether.” It was ether.
I stared across the lab in a daze. Frozen. I remembered locking the door of their bedroom every night. I thought about waking with the faint smell of ether in my mouth. I remembered the distinct pain in my bowels each morning.
And I realized... There was no "Pete the Moonshiner."
They had been raping me.

>>579857317
>>579857547
Australia, i live in an area populated almost entirely by muslims, arabs and the sort. And yes, i have been harassed and threatened, and found it very difficult to get anywhere.
>they all hire their cousins and fuck off the whites, and say shit about how being white i can get careers and stuff everywhere

>also poor as fuck, barely making rent, live in a shitty area with loads of junkies and dealers.

if you want a 'whose life is worse contest' 1v1 me IRL

>>579852237
u kinda sound like you have no idea what edgy is.

>>579860108

Shut the fuck up and read you fucking whiny bitchass faggot.

>>579860102
>cant refute my points
"shuddup!!!!!!"

>>579859980
are you trying to describe to me what youre feeling, lmao? what exactly do you think our peoples are experiencing now? you know... when whites literally steal 90% of our land, what do /you/ call that?

i love how making a single comment contextualizing a story about racism to whites, means i'm somehow not also doing my own path. is that because youre a fat piece of shit neckbeard that never leaves their chair and youre just projecting your experience on me?

like for you whites its always about "right treatment", like if someone said a _mean_ _thing_. then, you excuse it all saying its "statistics". yes. it is statistics. you people bred like rats, and stole our land. all i want is my people to be able to, i don't know, afford to heat their houses without needing scholarships, affirmative action, charity or welfare. all of which are necessitated by the repercussions of the violence your people have been perpetuation for hundreds of years.

not really insulted at the comparison of you comparing me to a fat woman, because by all accounts they take more shit from folks like you than i do.

>>579860242
gj loved it

> "where's you're fucking retard friend, you ugly fucking loser"
> I turn around to see George saying those words to me
> my old best bud...
> "god you're such a fucking loser..."
> a bunch of girls are sitting at his table, they all laugh
> "eww he's looking at me."
> "can you just fucking stop it? It was okay when you did it to me before...because I had Pete... but...just stop...please...just for one day."
> they snicker
> I turn around and punch George in the face
> "You think it's funny?"
> Everyone stops doing their group work
> all eyes on me
> "Laugh some more George"
> "Anon.."
> I kick him in the face and chip his tooth
> teacher picks up the phone and calls for the principal to come ASAP
> I leave the room
> and run for the tard class

>>579860480

Nobody cares you fat retard.

>>579860362
good! i hope you get fucking MURDERED. up until 50 years ago, your lot literally considered aboriginal peoples animals!

go back to europe. they have higher minimum wages with benefits. or kill yourself. just do everyone a favor.

>>579860410
>still cant refute my points because youre literally retarded

>>579860693
but im not even fat? like is that all u got? what tired ass insult will your ungreased cogs generate next? dont think too hard, you might shit yourself

>>579860715
i hope your entire people disappears from existance

cunt

>>579860715

>Be 2014
>Being stupid enough to think I read a single word this faggot has said

kek

>>579860827
too bad that will never happen. you missed your chance several hundred years ago when your pathetic armies couldnt fight off men with stones on horses. LOL

kill yourself

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>>579860715
Yes, because I am responsible for something someone else did 50 years ago

my family hadn't even immigrated here yet

>inb4 don't feed the troll

>>579860832
>implying you can read and that isnt your mom typing this for you

>>579860890
lol, says the guy whose people are killing themselves off because 'muh oppression, muh firewater, muh land dispossession' to the point they have to accept kids of quadroons as members of the tribe?

don't be so sure...

>>579857547
> in your own country.

if you are in the U.S.A. i have a protip for ya: The only reason this country is at all worth living in is because of white people making it that way. It is our country not yours; You belong in africa, mexico, or some other derivation of niggerdom.

> I'm gonna get suspended for kicking george...
> it's just a matter of time before they find me
> I open the tard classroom door
> they are playing with playdough
> I grab Pete's hand, and lead him out the door as fast as I can
> his aid notices
> chases after us
> right before we get to the door she pins me down
> "STOP! What are you doing?!!! Where are you taking Peter? You can't just---"
> I'm squirming like mad trying to get out of her hambeast clutches
> principal and teacher spot us from down the hall...
> "Get off me you fat fucking cunt"
> hear a snicker... look up
> "what did you call me?" says the woman
> Peter' holding a dictionary over his head and he slams it down on his aids head
> "LUK IT UP BISH"
> get out from under her fat wobby body and exit the doors with Pete
> we're on the fucking lamb

>>579860715
Either you're an idiot, or you're blaming him for something that happened when he probably wasn't even alive.

lolwat

I don't care if this is fake or not, this needs to be a fleshed out book

>>579857390
how does he come up with those lines?

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>>579861003

Congratulations, you get a star for being super great at the arguing on /b/!

Dumbass.

>>579860984
>implying that as a white you dont benefit because ":( my life is hard too idk"
>implying all of europe wasnt implicated in your white imperialist fuckshit
>implying all of europe didnt benefit from your white bullshit
>can't refute shit ends up having to resorts to "LOL TROLL" accusation

>>579853485
He's a mature eleven year old

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>>579861123
>> we're on the fucking lamb
"On the lam", not the sheep.
http://idioms.thefreedictionary.com/on+the+lam

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>>579842875
>posts on /b/
>calls others autistic

>>579861031
"killing ourselves off"? which people? like whites are so ignorant they forget that there are almost 600 different cultural groups in the US alone.

try again

>>579861047
protip: it will never been your country no matter how hard you cry, and it was and will be better without whites.

>>579861153
wow, that retort was almost as good as the fart i just took

>>579861208


Lmfao is this fuck seriously arguing about white priviledge?

Fuck off right back to tumblr you hairy cunt. Nobody here is desperate enough to engage your worthless hole.

>>579861364
you mean like the different culture groups that make up whites?

i think you should try again, honest injun

>>579861306
>uses one meme
damn... you sure got me...

>>579861208

i'm not even sure what you are on about, but I can tell you, at no point in my life has my being white benefited me.

unless theres some special white guy hangout spot no ones told me about, where people give you free money and share all their white guy success secrets and nobody's told me about it, theres no benefit to being white.

>>579860480
waaa waaa. You are so out of your depth. I live in Africa. I had to leave my own fucking home that myself and my family had lived in since my grandfather first came into the country. I was there during apartheid in South Africa, the farm raids in Zim. What happened? A bunch of 14 year olds with machetes came in and slaughtered our neighbors while they slept... land claim. I was like 6. We legged it when our mechanic said they were going to kill us. So SA it was and I cant get a job because I am white. Yes, as a white I cannot get a job. So fuck off woth your bullshit. You act like you are here to defend the down trodden. Fuck you nigger, come defend me! I fucking voted ANC for the first two democratic elections only be be fucked over hard just because I'm white. I can never go back to my country of birth because i am a refugee. a whitey refugee. a cracker without a homebase.
Take your 1st world cry baby I dindu nuffin but they still mean to me bullshit and bump it off down the road. Your fucking people.... give me a break. I know exactly what "your" people experience. Hit up a location and see for yourself one day.

wtf has this thread turned into?

>>579861539

Don't even bother, this dipshit is some kind of self hating white who thinks it's king shit when in reality it's just another form of cancer invading /b/.

>>579861457
>different culture groups that make up whites
huh? what? nationalities arent cultural groups last time i checked. what culture do you belong to? hamburgers and southern baptist christianity? oversized tee shirt and coke? or are you baguette and beret?

>>579861395
>is this fuck seriously arguing that whites have it better than non whites in nations where whites literally invaded? tumblr? lol pick up literally any academic text to hear what ive just said parroted back at you. teens on the internet didn't invent the term "priviledge"

>>579861607

OP is taking so fucking long to type up short blobs of story that some faggot is trying to turn it into a white hate thread.

> we have maybe a 1 minute lead...
> we run for the bushes of the house across the street
> as soon as we lay down on the ground hidden behind the foliage the teacher and principal exit the doors
> they are joined by the janitor
> they start calling our names
> and running down opposite sides of the street
> "ANON?"
> "Pete?" I said cry laughing.
> "I GOTTA MURKA SHURT"
> he knocks on the door of the house
> some old guy answers and Pete just walks right on in
> "what in the blazes?!" says the man
> "he's gotta use the bathroom sorry." I said
> the man let him poo and then we exited through his back yard...

>>579861620
I know man, it's just that sweeping generalisations make me angry.

>>579861714
continue with the story plox

>>579861704

HURRDURRR IM A TUBALARD I MEAN TUMBLR FAGGOT AN IM GONNA TEACH U ALLS ABOUTS HOW WHITE PEEPULS R BADD!!

Die in a fire.

>>579861704
sounds like this little injun didn't get his schoolin...

>>579861704
>invaded
There was nothing to invade

>>579861364
*will never be

>>579861591
oh wow, youre a white in africa! my bad! it must be really hard! being so racist but still living in africa...

spoilers: it wasn't your home. your family were settlers and the only regret you should have is that they didnt kill you too.

go back to europe.

>>579861539
>doesnt face adversity based on the fact they are not white
"at no point in my life has my being white benefited me"

10/10

>>579861714

We're all anxiously awaiting more story. TYPE FASTER GODDAMNIT holy fuck.

>>579861909

>Talk about how a race is being pushed out of where they live
>Tells person who was pushed out of where they live because of their race that they deserved it

Hypocritical sack of shit.

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>>579861909
stay mad.

>>579861704
*aren't
*i've

>>579861704

I'm a spic, where do I fit in this master plan?

Also wouldn't the best example of defiance to the white man be to destroy your computer and any electronics as well as taking yourself right off the radar as to not feed the corporate machine?

>>579861909
You will never get it. No point. Your mind is made up. Keep it for a gold star.

And if i must fuck off back to europe (I am African, fuck you this is my home) why don't you get back on a boat and come back here and pick out a nice little shack. Then you can really have a cry

>>579861794
"HURR i live in a basement and dont realize people actually exist"

>>579861904
your*

> we walked aimlessly for a while
> and hid behind some cars when we heard sirens
> I really thought Pete killed his aid... when the first siren whizzed by
> "Are you okay man?"
> he nodded and smiled
> As we walked down the sidewalk Pete began to stagger and then right before he fell I caught him
> "Pete are you okay?"
> "HEY YOU LIKE WONGTONGS?"
> he pointed to the chinese restaurant down the way
> we walked inside and got a table for 2

>>579861909
*you're

>>579862058
nigger you so black it dont matter your skin is white, we still hate you

>>579861992
weird... its almost like.. im for the original inhabitants of places getting to live there in peace and not be exploited or have their land stolen....

>>579862047
your*

>>579862049
prolly killing yourself because if youre not black or native, youre the spawn of settlers whether youre "foreign" or not.

>>579862053
LOL We Are All African
spoilers: you will never be african, and as long as a single Black person lives on that continent you will always know it is not truly your home.

>>579862101
I'm captivated

>>579862189
your*

>>579862218
who taught you to read? a horse?

>>579862058

IM GONNA BE THUPER THERIOUS AN TALK ABOUT SOCIOECONOMIC POLITICS ON B. ARNT I SPETHUL!!

There's a place for faggots like you. It's called tumblr.

>>579861123
lurking
please continue

>>579861909
Natives came from Asia...better get back across that land bridge.

>>579862101
plz moar op

>>579842569
Saving all of this story I can, hopefully you have this shit pre-typed.

>>579862101
don't you 404 on me!

>>579845776
LOL
GOOD STORY BRO

>>579862295
>i am so out of my depth as an out of work manbaby living in my parents basement i cannot refute a single point

like. im sure you are so full of yourself, so proud of your logical self, but you cant do anything but huff, scratch your neckbeard, mock me, and live in your white bubble

>>579861364
what tribe do you hail from redskin? what are the things that your people (specific tribe) are best known for? how come the sacred hoop was broken before the white man showed up on this continent? (didn't we fuck it all up for you?)

>>579862225

WWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH SUM PEEPLES CONQUERED OTHER PUPELS AN AND AN NOW IM GUNA B MAD ON B N PRTEND PEPULS GIV A SHIT!!!!!!! GRRRR IMA SO MAAADDDD!!!!


Look dipshit, the conquering of lands goes back to the dawn of man. I don't see you whining about how neanderthals were overrun by homosapiens and that makes you a hypocritical sack of shit. You have zero credibility. You have lost.

>>579862471
Shhhhhhhhhhh please it's story time in here nigga

>>579862349
nah.. sorry, unlike you, we were here first.

Everyone, stop arguing, fuck off or read the story.

No one gives a shit about your cry baby race shit, I wanna hear about how Pete and Anon killed that lady and got Chinese food after

>>579862471

Ad hominem all you want faggot, doesn't make you right.

>>579862225
>prolly

I took you seriously for a minute. Unfortunately, i am half black. Also if you would wise up, you'd know pures don't exist.

And give a second thought to my suggestion, just burn it all

Can all you faggots quit shit posting? I wanna read about the tard and the ugly kid. They probally end up murdering all the wonton gooks.

>>579862225
you are, in fact, so fucking racist its a joke. you cannot be for real? No matter how hard you cry I will never take people like you seriously. How do you know I'm racist? Is it because I call out your bullshit? Is it because I don't fall to my knees crying about something whitey did to your grandpappy 1000 years back when he wouldn't listen to master? Get fucked mate. The hypocrisy coming from your lips is laughable. You hate all whites so much you forget that racism works both ways, you filthy racist you. Naughty!

>>579862225
*it's
**you're

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>>579862537

Lmfao, this dipshit is trying to act like he's a fucking scholar and doesn't even understand human migration. So sad it's pathetic. I shed a solitary tear for you.

>>579862642
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>>579862537
>>579862495
>>579862493
>>579862471
Stfu no one cares Ur all niggers.

SHUT THE FUCKING HELL UP FOR FUCKS SAKE LET'S LISTEN TO THIS STORY AND YOU FUCKERS GO MAKE A THREAD FOR YOUR SHITTY RACISM NEEDS...
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>>579862493
dunno about no sacred hoop, you dumb cracker lmao. im not plains. in case your just figuring it out, were all pretty different.

>>579862495
holy crap LMAO you must honestly be like ... what, thirteen? please calm down. for starters, maybe that's because there aren't any neanderthals left?

are you parodying yourself? because its pretty hilarious, ngl. but i like how you think that "conquering" is moral, but you tubs of flour will throw a shitfit if Black person steals gum, the New Yorkers lose a game, or someone dies on Game of Thrones.

>>579862537
just pointing out that your argument to send the whites back is flawed. Who cares who came first. No one is leaving white, native, black, hispanic, jew, arab. we are all stuck with one another. Time to stop crying about race and past history. Better to look to ways to improve the future.

>>579862689

We're all waiting for OP to learn how to type. Starting to think OP is actually Pete typing with his dick.

SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE

inb4 the thread 404 because of two retarded nigger

>>579862471
*I'm
*can't
*bubble.

Abandon thread, crybabies and shit dicks took over

> we had zero money to our names but the waitress didn't know that
> we ordered a like 12 dishes... and got Shirley fucking temples too
> I figured if we were going to get the chair, we might as well have something to remember it all by
> every time the waitress came by to refill our shirley temples or drop off the food, Pete would close his eyes and cover his ears
> after the 10th time I asked him why he did that...
> "I DUN WAN TO GET MAD AT HUR"
> "huh? Why would you get mad at her man?"
> "CUSH OF WHAT THEY DUD TO MA MOMMEH"
> "What do you mean? What happened to your mom"
> "SHE DAYED"
> "I know that... but..."
> he starts tearing up...
> "SHE DAYED"
> we open our fortune cookies
> mine was "You will soon gain something you will have always wanted"
> his was eaten. He ate the whole fucking cookie.
> when the bill comes I tell the lady I have to help him in the washroom and we sneak out the window owing the restaurant over $100

FUCKING OP YOU NEED TO PRE-TYPE THIS SHIT,I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR FUCKING HOURS

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>>579862841

Way to kill a good thread you stupid faggot. Fuck off back to your reservation.

99% sure OP abandoned thread due to the takeover by the faggots who wouldn't just shut up and read.

>>579862349
Natives traveled through Asia but the Q haplogroup originated at the same place the R haplogroup (Europoors) did since they both descend from P. None of the Asian haplogroups are expressed in the Americas.

>>579862642
>>579862595
>>579862537
>>579862493
>>579862349
>>579862218
>>579862053

You're all idiots. Now shut the fuck up or fuck the fuck off and let OP tell his goddamn story, cause he is literally the only one posting in this thread who is not a raging homosexual.

>>579862963

The entire cookie.

>>579862963
OP this shit is so amazing
it's making me so happy

>>579862963
still lurking, keep it up OP
really enjoying the story. i hope you and pete ended up alright

>>579862963
>he accidentally the whole cookie

This just made my month

>>579862595
>has lack of argument pointed out so claims ad hominen despite also using ad hominem but with a lack of refuting point

nice strawman

>>579862642
"pures" LMAO. the fact that you called yourself a "spic" and then used being "half black" as a token point says everything. you should prolly stop hating yourself.

>>579862712
"actually, you are the one who is racist... bc... u called me a mean thing..." you whites are sooo quick to claim hypocrisy without even understanding what youre saying. when your people have been en masse murdered or enslaved on the basis of their race in a state-controlled by that majority, then talk to me about "racism".

>>579862771
"migration". that's what ill call it next columbus day when i walk into some white's house.

>>579862791
u mad

>>579862841
*i don't know anything about
*I'm
*you're
*we're
*black
*I'm a raging ape

>>579862841
ok where do you hail from? east coast or west coast?

>>579862970
forgot a field

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>>579852256
>taco shut

Holy fuck, my sides.

Keep going OP.

>>579862849
>history doesn't matter!!
"jews did wtc, 9/11 nevar forget"

no, actually, it kind of does matter who was here first. a lot of your people's laws are actually based around who was first in a lot of things. you should do a bit of reading.

>>579862971
um, that was the point.. if whites dont wanna acknowledge the context or point of the story, why should they decontextualize it and enjoy it?

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>>579861298
Aren't you smart! I'll bet your mommy's so proud of you!

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>>579854258
> "MEEEEEOWTH DATS RIGHT"

>>579863269
So racist. I'm offended. All you non whites are so racist towards poor whites. we dindu nuffin! I'm not going to reply to you racist people anymore.
I want more Pete! Story has been worth the wait.

>>579863480
>>579862712
>>579862349

Can you guys shut the fuck up, fucking nerds.

We're trying to read you euphoric dickhead wankers

Why the fuck can't you shit heads just enjoy the story. Take your shit to another thread.

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>>579863269

>Resorts to personal attacks
>Called out on it
>"UHH UMMM UHH STRAWMAN!!1"

Keep it coming OP! And you other faggots take your argument elsewhere

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>>579863269

>Cries of strawman
>Says "migration". that's what ill call it next columbus day when i walk into some white's house.

It is not possible for you to be any more retarded than you are right now.

>>579863621
B-b-but he's wrong :(

>>579863657
>parrots accusations back
alright well u got me. 10/10 would be trolled again

>>579862963
Pls keep going OP. Ignore the faggots arguing

>>579863790
i dunno, keep replying until the thread 404's and well see

>>579863621

I was enjoying it until this dipshit wannabe chief argueslikeatumblrfaggot started running his mouth.

It would help if our faggot op would learn how to type, I've been in this thread for nearly 2 hours now.

Op cont pls

> it's dark now
> the moon's out tonight
> pete looks like a retarded saint next to me...fucking nicest kid that ever lived
> we have nowhere to fucking go
> the streets are getting a bit sketchier the further we go
> stop at a playground
> Pete runs towards the tire swings
> We start swinging...
> talking about life...
> talking about the girls we wish we could have banged before we end up in jail for killing that bitch
> Pete tells me that his aid just had a baby too...which makes me feel even more sick
> puke out a big hunk of chinese food
> as soon as Pete sees me hurl, he hurls
> he starts digging around in his puke
> "Peter what the hell..."
> "LOOKIN FO MA DESTURNY"
> he was looking for his fortune...
> he never found it...
> we looked up at the stars...
> "I think you found your destiny man..."
> I smiled at him...thinking about my fortune and how I finally got what I always wanted.
> "WHA YOU MEAN?"
> "never mind man..."
> "hey... you know when you rescued me...and we came back to swing on the tire swings...you remember that day?"
>"YUSH OF CURSH."
>"Why'd you do it man? Was it cause we used to read Dr. Seuss together in grade 1
>"WEW IF YOU MUS KNOW IT WAS CURSH I DINNIT WANT TO BE THE UGGY KID IN CLASH SO I PROTECTED YA."
> he smiled.
> I blinked, "Dude... you were 14... I was 13...."
> "I KNOW..."
> "14 is uglier than 13..."
> "OH."
> he looked up like a philosopher up at the stars.
> "ohhh...." he muttered "WELL I'M RETARDED."

And that my friends is the story of Peter and the Joker

>>579862963
I need to know

Someone do a dump tommor pf this thread

>>579863958
Fucking beautiful. 10/10 Op

>>579863841

Agreed. OP, keep it coming bro. Quality OC.
Faggots arguing about racism and shit, go away. This is /b/. We don't care about your moral bullshit here. Find a shit thread to derail instead of this good one.
Fucking shitlords...

>>579863958
Awesome payoff. Genuinely laughed.

>>579863958
cool story bro. no shit though I liked it

>>579863958
Nice, story OP.
Saved it all.

>>579863958
OP you are a great person

Some one screen shot this entire story please.

>>579863958
wait, the nurse actually fucking died?

>>579863958
what happened to pete after?

>>579844360
>climbing on the bike racks like retards
you're retarded OP.

nice op

>>579863958
Can someone actually cap this whole story plz
11/10 OP