Hey /b/, what's wrong with my left
testicle? It feels a lot heaver than my
right and it also is about twice as big.
Seriously lmao I really think that something is wrong with this one. Here's a size comparison with a quarter. Not all the time but sometimes when I go to piss or cum, my urethra at the very tip burns like fucking hell and it won't stop burning for a while. Also my piss is sometimes cloudy but I don't know that it has anything to do with that. By the way I'm a virgin so there's no way it could be stds
Holy shit dude why are your balls so fucking gigantic
Dude holy shit
A fucking quarter
Having two different sized balls is very common.
Having the bigger of the two be 3 inches end to end, however, is probably not.
What the fuck guys seriously it feels like a golf ball is on top of my nut
Funniest thread in a while.
when was the last time you jacked off?
but seriously, go to the doctor. Ball cancer strikes hard and fast, and you do not want to lose the ability to make sperm right before male birth contol comes out
Your testicles are forever alone.
>pic completely unrelated
Fucking lost as I've never done before.
Looks like a tumor. Go see a doctor right away OP. As much as people on here like to think they're doctors, only a real doctor can confirm something for you.
If you think you have testicular cancer, go to a pharmacy and get a pregnancy test. Use it as directed and if it says you're pregnant, you have nut cancer.
>I'm not gay but I want to see what your dick looks like, sitting on those enormous fucking balls.
>I'm not gay
I'll take a pic of everything but should my dick be hard or soft? Also not individually replying because mobile is fucking retarded. Btw last time I ejaculated was about an hour ago.
do you feel like the whole nut is swollen or is it like a giant lump growing on it... if there's a lump dude you have cancer
The good news that's like the most treatable cancer with a 95 percent survival rate, problem is if you wait too long your gonna spread it everywhere like how lance armstrong had it.
Alright, then. I stand corrected. WebMD says 3 inch balls are normal.
... I really hope no one ever looks at my Google search history.
>didn't look at the other pictures
Could be a big epididymal cyst, or an infecion. Or ball cancer. Seriously. Go see a doctor and make sure he orders an ultrasound of your balls. And by see a doctor I mean go to the ER right now and have them order a stat scrotal U/S.
Ha ha, saw the comments mentioning russet potato, lost my shit, had to post
We need a pic OP of your cock and balls.
I'm a Doctor.
is this true? found a small bump on my left testicle the other day. Pretty worried about it, but anxiety and embarrassment is stopping me from seeing a doctor or telling anyone about it.
Damn nigga, those balls are as smooth eggs
>2 weeks later
"I have one nut, ask me anything."
i havent kek'd this hard in a while
Ha ha muh sides!
I salute you anon
this thread got me
also OP go to the fucking ER and get an ultrasound for fucks sake. if not at least a doctor you dumbass.
>inb4 it's actually a russet potato
You guys are gay as fuck lmao here's my dick
Right back at you good sir
Yo, son. You're nuts are huge...
Holy fucking shit...
If they've always been like that, then it's fine.
If this is a recent development, then you should get it checked out.
I am told that testicles are not supposed to be perfectly even so that they don't squish against each other. I do not know if this is truth or not, but it seems reasonable to me.
you have now reached the final stage of puberty where your left testicle forms a mind of it's own and slowly developes arms and legs to soon detach from the host living a life on it's own
Is there any pain or discomfort?
Is this development impeding your day to day living?
Can you feel any lumps and/or do they/does it seem to be getting bigger?