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Round Two Motherfuckers I have flavors in pic, and creamy chicken.

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Round Two Motherfuckers

I have flavors in pic, and creamy chicken.
Using two packets, help me create a masterpiece.
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fuck off you beta cunt. just eat it raw if actually cooking it is too hard for you to manage without making a whole damn thread about it.
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cum in it
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Can't go wrong with Oriental Beef. Use half an oriental packet and the full beef flavoring, mix in pot, let simmer.
If you have any other spices, or can go ask to borrow some, throw a little pepper in the mix. Or a pinch of red pepper with a little lime.
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cum in it
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what are you trying to do, faggot?
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also fuck this guy
>>579679704
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cum in it
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>>579679793
The regular packets they come with and add black pepper, basil, chilli powder, two eggs and whatever else you'd like
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>>579679793
Ramen on toast topped with crushed tortilla chips and melted cheese. It is truly the food of the gods.
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>>579680016
Is there no empathy in the world. Just let me grieve. That ramen never fulfilled its true purpose, at least Fredrick got to live a full life and served his purpose.
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>>579680016
Somehow I believe the toilet water may have improved the flavor of that particular batch.
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>>579680120
Then help me, help me create a great dish in Fredrick's name
-Ramen
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>>579679793
Swear to god OP, if you flush this ramen we're not friends anymore.
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>>579680120
If it wasn't for Fredrick, OP would gave still been hungry and may have eaten that overcooked ramen
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>>579679793
Beef master race. Just finished mine.

OP was a faggot.
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>>579680051
so when you say add eggs do you mean just crack them straight into the pot or like crack em in a cup and beat them with a fork then add to the pot?

I'm probably over thinking it but I've never added an egg to a ramen before.
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>>579680213
Alright well first off you already have the ramen. All we need now is three eggs, a griddle and a cup of salt.
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>>579680248
I promise I won't, I couldn't do that to ramen. Setting water to boil now
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>>579680348
>>579680348
FUCK YOU HEAVEN
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>>579680348
Poach that shit nigga. Takes about 5-8 minutes to poach an egg.
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>>579680348
Just crack it in there and stirr bruh
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>>579679793
I'd rather you fuck a sandwich then trash more ramen
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>>579680473
Always turns out like shit when I just drop a raw egg to boil. Thinking of soft boiling it first.

>>579680514
That OP was a faggot with no respect for ramen. I'm the F.E.A.R. guy, made it downstairs safely.
Thanks be Maruchan, ramen.
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So did Frederick ever get to eat his noodles?!? Thread 404d b4 I could check
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>>579680682
>not setting it to auto-refresh. Look at the post I made linking to original OP's pic
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>>579680654
Glad you made it out of the bathroom.
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>>579680682
Frederick died a warriors death and was consumed in the great ramen war of '14. He left behind a wife and two yolks.
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>>579680798
Thanks

So, I need a name for this guy
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I'm telling you guys, the secret is peanut butter.
In all seriousness, just a little will make your noodles creamy.
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>>579680765
Cant believe I waited all fuckin nite for him to do that. RIP ramen
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I still need final say for the flavor(s) I use.
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>>579680909
Should be something related to Frederick, or am I wrong?
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>>579680909
In honor of Frederick Eggs Benedict, I vote we name him Freddy B. Scrambles.
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>>579681140
Awwww shit nigga, hit em with that Oriental but add that packet of creamy chicken. Also some sriracha if you like spicy.
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>>579681204
Sounds good. Freddy B. Scrambles. Yes.

RIP in peace Frederick Eggs Benedict.
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>>579681204
Scrambles it is

>>579681271
Creamy Chink it is
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FUCK SALT!
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>>579679793

1. Boil noodles in pot with some cayenne and black pepper (not too much just a pinch of each, unless you want your asshole raped with spiciness later).

2. Scramble a couple eggs in a skillet on the side.

3. Drain noodles, add seasoning packet, add scrambled eggs.

4. Top with cheddar.

Best way to prepare Ramen IMO
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Any before-noodle things to add to the broth?
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>>579681456
Three eggs
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>>579681456
One teaspoon of semen.
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>>579681496
Only using one egg for eggdrop
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>>579681334
Is it weird that the words "Creamy Chink" gave me a hard-on?

>>579681456
Don't forget a cup of salt, you needs your sodium for the day OP.
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>>579681676
Not at all. And pinch*** of salt added
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>>579682006
Post more progress pictures my friend.
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Guys, did I fuck up Scrambles? Nothing has been lost.
Also, if someone could tell me what this asian shit is, and if it would work well, that'd be great.

>>579682236
What is happening so far.
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>>579682367
WHAT DID YOU DO TO SCRAMBLES?!
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>>579682367
For fucks sake, you had one job OP. ONE JOB! You dun goofed. Consequences will never be the same. Think of his wife and yolks.
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>>579682434
>>579682654
Guys, I think Scrambles will be okay. Fully deshelled and cut in half
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VIVA LA RAMEN

>I hereby pronounce this egg, of the great brotherhood, a part of OP's ramen. Please, put your left hand on the bible, and your right hand on your heart, and repeat after me:
>I am an egg
>I swear to add not flavor, but a treat to this ramen
>I recognize my roll in the plan the great, almighty TOP RAMEN has lain down for me.
>I accept this roll, and will defend its place against all wrongdoers whom wish to maltreat the flavor of this dish.
>I am an egg
>I am part of the ramen
>My purpose is to feed the creator
>And in serving my roll, I become part of him, and enter his kingdom
-Ramen
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>>579683124
Ramen.
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And we have splash down. No turning back now motherfuckers. Also, added that asian market stuff.
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Also, the onion radio I'm listening to right now, if anyone wants some good cooking tunes
http://76qugh5bey5gum7l onion/AnonyRadio m3u
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Progress pic. Added the creamy chinky sauce, crushed red pepper, and a dollop of ranch someone once told me goes well for thickness
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Added the pieces of Scrambles. You could say he's been...scrambled.

Anyone actually lurking from the original thread?
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>>579684243
I'm here /b/rother.
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>>579684532
And I swear to god if you don't actually eat this my day, possibly whole week will be ruined.
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We now have a choice here, what do I put on top at the end?
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tapatio ya fuckin beaner
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>>579684765
tapatio ftw
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Anyone else ever get this problem?

Also, I must be the whitest half-bean. Still, I was about to use tobasco, love the stuff. But tapatio it is
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>>579685305
tabasco is just to peppery
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All done, and time to eat!
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Hey guys, guess what's inside
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>>579685814
NO. JUST NO.
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Just kidding. I wouldn't do that to Scrambles or Fredrick. Honor thy noodle.
-Ramen

Enjoying as we speak.
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>>579686216
Had me for a second... Honor Scrambles. He was brave.
Enjoy nigger
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>>579686216
Oh thank god.
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What should I drink while enjoying my meal?

Also, official thread song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dP3H4iwhnZk
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>>579686342
What do you have to choose from?
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>>579686617
V8 splash (berry blend), milk, oj, and apple juice
>fuck water
Personally leaning towards oj, but it's anon's choice
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>>579686728
Go for apple juice. I drank apple juice earlier today. We'll become apple juice brothers.
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>>579684506
yep
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>>579686850
Piss water it is then, /b/rother
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>>579687108
Bit late, but thanks
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Almost done, the night coming to a close
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>>579687691
give us a grand finale
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>>579687836
this
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Working...
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Thanks for the fun tonight, /b/
This meal dedicated to Fredrick and Scrambles,
and Anon <3 -obligatory faggot heart-

It's time I go to sleep, as that time came a long time ago. We will lose this time, but not the memory. Such is the nature of this world. I am proud to have known all you brave Soldiers of the Noodle. By the grace of Maruchan, we were able to meet at this time. May we meet again on the other side, on another thread, as retards arguing about something equally retarded.
Remember, I love you fucking faggots ever, and such brings us here every day. May we meet again
-Ramen
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>>579688765
Ramen /b/rother.
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oh, if you're into it, I'm in gmask threads a lot (look it up). Just ask for the F.E.A.R. guy
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>>579688765
my sides
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