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>roomates asleep >no food >fucking hungry as hell Are

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>roomates asleep
>no food
>fucking hungry as hell

Are you ready for this, /b/?
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>>579662156
eh might as well check this out
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what are you gonna make us OP
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>>579662156
my body is ready!
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>>579662328
Ramen from bathroom floor kitchen

Getting shit together
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>>579662156
You have interested me, sir.
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throw an egg in that bitch
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...go on
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>>579662156
ready
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Hotter?
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>>579662947
turnitupto11.jpg
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>>579662947
>Not turning heat all the way up on everything
Dude, have you ever cooked? Come on.
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>>579662631
>not measuring out exactly 1.5 cups of water

you disgust me

i bet you don't even add the seasoning while it cooks
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>>579662995
>>579663065
>turn it up to 400

Thank god. Shit would take forever
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>>579662947
maximum heat please
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>>579663141
>Camel Red Crush
>not smoking Wide Unfiltered.

Pussy lungs detected.
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>>579663097
1qt was a rounder number

Also, no bubbles. Were going to be here a while
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>>579663324
just a smidge of salt help water boil faster
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>>579662156

there is literally no food value in that
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get seasoning ready
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>>579663324
You can do it
I believe in you!
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>>579663324
youre making me hungry bitch
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>>579663249
I prefer Kamel Reds, but I wanted to try something menthol

>>579663393
Adding salt
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>>579663413

Wat?!

Protein, carbs, fats - it's got it all!
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What the hell are you do....OMG. Srly!? A pot on a griddle...
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>>579663324
OP, this is EXTREMELY bad and damaging to the surface of your griddle. As an experienced griddle enthusiast, I STRONGLY advise you rethink the action you are taking. For the sake of humanity, are absolutely no stovetop burners available?!?!?!
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Dump out the water. Use piss instead
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>>579663690
I'm bored. Also, in the only room where no one is sleeping. A messy ass bathroom
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>>579662156
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dpk3AwR1VKw
this should help
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>>579663740
For sake of good order let's assume this is roomie's griddle, mmmmkay?
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>>579663896
Cooking in a filthy bathroom. Sounds like it's time to reassess the path you've taken in life, OP.
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Holy fuck. It's not even plugged in
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>>579664123
how fucking high are you right now?
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>>579664123
What am I waiting for op? This better be good
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>>579663896
Niggas sleep in your kitchen!? Where do you live?
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>>579663656
>adding salt to non-boiling water

on behalf of /ck/, fuck you.
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>>579664123
OP, you are fucking stupid.
Pour a lot more salt to ensure quick boiling.
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>>579663896
OP, seriously, I BEG YOU. Don't go through with this. Pull the plug immediately. I don't care if it's a basic 20 inch Rival griddle from Walmart. NO griddle deserves to be treated like that. Griddles are built to cook food directly with their perfectly crafted cooking surfaces, NOT to heat pots or pans.
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>>579663961
It was like $10 from Walmart last year

Also, we have a light now
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Lol wtf r u doin op. Use the fuckin oven or microwave.
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>>579664123
You are so foolish OP!))))
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>>579662156
be lolzy
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>>579664123
lmfaoooo
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>>579664287
See? I knew it:
>>579664252
I told you my griddle game is on point. OP PLEASE, do NOT do this.
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>>579664250
More salt could only increase the time it takes to boil since it raises the temperature at which water boils.
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>>579664287
Put a lid on that pot, or a plate.
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>>579664252
>perfectly crafted cooking surface


>>579664212
I'm just trying to make Ramen. No crazy shenanigans
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>>579664287
add more salt
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>>579663393
This isn't true
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>>579664570
What's ramen? Like super noodles we get in UK?,
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Put a lid on it op, it'll boil faster.
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at least tell me you plan to crack an egg in it or something? plain raman is just dull
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>>579664123
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>>579664716
as a grill, I can confirm this
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>>579664707
What the fuck are super noodles? IS it soup or noodles?
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So op has 30 anons watching him make noodles? Are we really this sad?
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>>579664873
its just a brand of packaged raman
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>doesn't light cigarettes

Griddle man, what's a good griddle that will light cigs?
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>>579664570
I accept the fact I'm not getting through to you, OP. I wish you the best, but no griddle, regardless how cheap it was, deserves to be put through such a demeaning task. Imagine if you trained for years to become a Navy SEAL and upon completion you were assigned a desk job where your primary task was making coffee for lesser qualified men. Because that is exactly what you have done to this poor, poor griddle.

I'll leave you alone now, but at least give me props for predicting that you bought it at Walmart in the post exactly before the one where you said you got it there.

>>579664252
>>579664287
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if this post ends in 7 OP will urinate in pot
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>>579664812
ooh yuuup, some sriracha, lil bit of garlic powder.
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>>579665043
See>>579665012
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>>579665012
it will if you put some salt on the griddle. the salt is slightly combustible
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>>579664873
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>>579665012
Put a piece of coal on the griddle, that'll get it lit m8
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>>579662156
Is your roomate a asshole? How old is he? Is there a family in the house?
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>>579665151
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>579665012
Nevermind
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>>579665012
No griddle gets hot enough to light a cigarette man. OP is high as fuck everyone.

>>579665043
A griddles only job is to provide heat to things that are not hot. This is the perfect appliance for heating water.
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>>579665303
yay cancer and noodles. you should probably put some salt in the tobacco, helps it burn faster
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>>579665393
griddles are supposed to make breakfast food. nothing else.
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dude, don't you have a microwave?
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>>579665303
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>>579665473
Too many griddle nazis in this thread.
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>>579665081
Rollin

Op better deliver
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>>579665546
if he had a microwave why would he be making salty toilet raman
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WE /ck/ NOW
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>>579665435
I reckon the cigarettes probably better for you than the ramen
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>>579665303
You fucking bastard. How dare you. I hope you have a brain aneurism and pass out, slamming your face onto that 400 degree griddle, burning and melting your skin, scarring you for life, so every time someone builds up the courage to ask you how you came to have such a disgusting, disfigured, waxy looking Freddy Kruger face your only response is:

"I disrespected the griddle"...and then break into tears.

Every time.
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>>579665557
>>579665081
Winrar. Piss in the pot op u Faggot. This shit is boring.
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>>579665636
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>>579665646
not if he adds enough salt
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Who the fuck salts the water to ramen. New level of autism has been found.
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>>579665557
>>579665555
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>>579665675
no one said you had to be here shitlord
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>>579665634
maybe he is so foolish, remember he didn't plugged these shit before
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>>579665473
You're trippin man. What about Burgers, grilled cheese, fried spam, hot pockets, nutella and sushi? Shit's perfect for a griddle.
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>>579665813
Il kill your mother Faggot.
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>>579664603

Brah.

Yeah it is.
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>>579665043
I don't know who you are, or why you care about this fucking gridle so much, but god damn I love you
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>>579665830
and hes not adding nearly enough salt
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>>579665245
We had a party. There's like 12 people who are sleeping in a 2 BR appartnent tonight. We had more, not sure who most of them were
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>>579665912
Fuck the griddle nazi and his followers
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>>579665043
I felt the heart attack bro

Your passion for griddles has really touched me right to the bone. I'll make sure to sleep with a $10 griddle and hire body guards feed it nothing but bottled water.
I do this for you anon.
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does anybody can add a creepypasta here until we wait for these shtty water start boiling ?
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>>579665958
so are you drunk or high right now?
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Fuck the ramen. Boil the water, go to your roomate and stick his hand in it. Hopefully he will piss himself and have some pretty nice burns on him that will get him out of the room fast enough for you to get his wallet and go out to get something to eat.
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>>579665896
Nah. You'd need a fuck ton of salt, and you think that bathroom tap water is pure? The pinch of salt is negligible as fuck. Look it up.
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>>579666104
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr4XZsdrugw
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>>579665172
Man leave it to the UK to fuck up something as simple as ramen
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>>579666104
>Update
People sometimes ask me what my first memory is. Invariably I lie, because I’m prone to avoid the explanation that comes with the truth. Maybe, from now on, if someone casually asks me “What is your first memory?” I will reach into my bag where there will be copies of this story and I will just hand one over. As they read it, their face will morph from confusion, into the furrowed brow of concern, and finally into the drop-jawed bewilderment that accompanies real fear.
In passing, I tell people that my first memory was of me standing on a stool in front of my kitchen window. It was just after dusk in winter and from where I stood, I could make out the black limbs of the skeletal beech tree that loomed from across the driveway. While that is indeed a real memory, it’s not the first one. If you want to hear about that, here it is:

cont?
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does anybody liked "The Human Centipede" ?
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>>579666261
says the americunt with there American "cheese"
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>>579666104
>>579666217
wrong video, this one's better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHJan4v3h1U
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>>579665912
>>579666082
Both of you Anons are the reason I get up every morning and cook a fucking delicious breakfast on my well seasoned and properly maintained griddle every goddamned morning. If it weren't for soldiers and truth seekers like yourselves I would have blown my brains out years ago. There is truly hope left in the world, and I don't give a FUCK who believes me or not, my my passion for griddles and YOUR recognition and support of my passion is exactly what keeps humanity alive every day. I fucking love you guys.
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>>579666104
have a /ck/reepypasta
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>>579666459
oh god not again. i was in that damn thread, it still haunts me
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>>579666459
damn you mate! that's insulting !
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>>579666459
oh jesus fuck i feel like puking my guts out just seeing the name
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>>579666549
No you weren't, faggot liar faggot.
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>>579666113
Yes. Tried to open another beer and now my finger says LV
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>>579666549
how fun was it watching op post pics and seeing it get worse and worse?
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>>579666352
cont.
There was an unfortunate series of incidences that happened in the town where I grew up during the summer of 1989. By incidences, I mean murders. I’m not talking about your run-of-the-mill bar brawl gone too far or an act of passionate revenge. No. The events that happened in Middleton were far more grotesque…. even more so because the victims were children.
I don’t remember the heatwave that had swept Middleton that summer, the pink droplets of melted ice cream on the simmering pavement, or old men reclined in overstuffed chairs in shady living rooms. These precious details were told to me through family members and friends of my parents. They all, to this day say that it was the hottest summer they have ever lived through.
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>>579666730
you insult my honer? the ck threads are slow as fuck and my main board apart from /b/
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>>579666732
Nigga why is there an egg in that pot?
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>>579666892
It's clearly a marshmellow you blind fuck.
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>>579664123
Fuck you're retarded
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>>579666773
To make the weather even more unbearable, there were weekly brownouts that year due to some oversights at the electric plant in Salem. As a result, homes and businesses would go for hours at a time without air conditioning. Popsicles were promptly sold out in every business after noon; magazines and newspapers weren’t read that summer; they were bought to be used as makeshift fans. It seemed that the only place where air-conditioning still remained during these outages was the car.
I’ve been told by relatives that it was not uncommon during that summer to find neighbors lounging back in their parked cars with the windows up, drinking a beer and listening to the radio. At times it was the only escape from the unbearable humidity and heat.
That’s why, when mothers would go shopping, it became impossible to pull their children from their cars. After all, the kids knew that the inside of whatever clothing or grocery store their mother had taken them to was probably as hot if not hotter than the parking lot. The coolest and best place to be was in the car, with the windows rolled up and that gentle whispering wind seeping through the vents.
With this setting in mind you can understand how “Mr. Teeth,” as he was later called by newspapers, had his pick of the litter, so to speak. He knew that in any given lot outside of a busy grocery or department store, there would be at least two or three cars where the children had been left inside.
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>>579666459
>How many times can you microwave a bowl of ramen before it starts to begin questioning its existance
I have no idea, but this has had me laugh to fucking tears like a fucking retard for the past 5 minutes. Nose it running and I think I woke some family up.
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>>579666765
its was the biggest cringe ive ever felt, honestly made me feel sick. i went for some recipe ideas and lost my appetite.
pic related
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>>579666459
please post more things like this this is amazing
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>>579666970
Sorry I forgot that they shape marshmallows exactly like eggs now.
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>>579666892
Some anon mentioned putting eggs in the ramen and I thought it was a good idea
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>>579667204
Yes... Goood.....
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>>579665675
infant boy, pls go
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>>579667204
crack them first idiot.
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>>579667204
don't forget to add some more salt. also if you could get eggs from the kitchen why cant you use the cooker?
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Cum in it
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>>579666732
If you put dip your dick in the water and post a pic I'll pay to have a pizza delivered to your house you desperate, hungry fuck.
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>>579667204

A bowl of eggs
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>>579665636
OP now has my full attention.
make this interesting im currently neck deep in a heroic raid in WoW.

>Good thing I play dk.
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>>579667334
We are not here to ask stupid questions like that you faggot, we are here to see a man cook an egg with cheap noodles on a griddle.
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anyway, Na Zdorovie, what the hell are you drinking now b/tards?
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>>579664603
It creates an exothermic reaction which generates heat you dumbass.
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>>579667328
I did for one of them
Eggs are weaker than I thought
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>>579667204
It's not too late OP. Put an end to this madness. You've been ignoring me for most of the night. Do the right thing.
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>>579667204
Why are the eggs white?
Are they duck eggs?
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>>579667412
You have to eat them all
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>>579667457
No, like crack them open.
No shell.
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OP, these eggs are still too soft
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>>579667204
You gotta wait until the waters boiling bruh. Or you could just use the griddle like its meant to be used and cook some fucking eggs!
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>>579667457
They can always cook more in the final form
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>>579667493
duck eggs are blue
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>>579667574
This, crack eggs on side, continue to cook ramen on pot
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>>579667464
Nobody in this thread has displayed an equal level of knowledge and passion for griddles in this thread, yet you have largely ignored me. I've only received recognition from two anons who haven't posted since. I will NOT give up on this griddle, no matter what effort it takes. Stop this madness OP, and bring balance back into your life.
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>>579667440
Pic related

>>579667334

Because cooking is loud and there's someone sleeping on the couch right next to the kitchen
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>>579667457
I see some bubbles beginning to form, this looks promising OP.
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>>579667695
you should offer them some eggs
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When are eggs done?
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This thread is gold
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>>579667493
Nah they're beef eggs. Taste just like chicken eggs but have more protein in them.
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>>579667695
Fuck it. I give up. Fuck you. Burn in hell. Griddles will remain long after you are gone. Just think about that you disrespectful faggot.
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>>579667695
does those shit taste good? why not "coronas"?
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>>579667692
OP you might give this poor anon a heart attack
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>>579667837
seriously? when are eggs done? WHEN THEYRE SOLID
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>>579667886
why are you so passionate about griddles man?
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>>579667692
Shut the fuck up you fingerbox enthusiast.
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>>579667837
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>>579663896
1200 watts through that cheap ass extension cord...
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>>579667457
nigga i hope those eggs were room temp when you put them in
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>>579667886
Lol he mad
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>>579667837
Hard boiled eggs take about 13 minutes depending on what altitude you're at but you dont want to hardboil em. Take them shits out right now OP!
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>>579668123
Don't try this!! It creates mustard gas!!!
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>>579668024
Fuck you on? The water haven't even started boiling yet
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>>579667924
first the shitty water must to be boiling, with a lot of bubbles, if the water is boiling it takes almost from 12-15 mins, but your waters seems just like warm not boiling, and the cracked egg egg I think it's because it's old and because it had air into it
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>>579668123
This guys id
What a jerk
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Check this out, griddle faggot.
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>>579668183
no it doesn't you dumb fuck

im a grill btw
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>>579667924
THEYRE NOT FUCKING DONE
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we are all going to sit here watching a drunk man cook raman and learn about eggs
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>>579667041
Same here
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>>579668282
LOOOOL!
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>>579668282
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>>579668282
why is your hand so fucking red dude? you got erythromalalgia or some shit?
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>>579668282
You spin the damn egg, ya retard
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>>579668282
you are something special sir
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>>579668282
put them back in the water then OP, might as well finish cooking them
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>>579666732
>are you hungry or drunk
>yes
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Houston, we have egg failure here. I repeat, the egg is still liquid, and its gotten FUCKING EVERYWHERE
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>>579667692
I'm still here, still devoted
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>>579667447
Yeah, a ridiculously negligible amount. So yes, your water will boil 0.1s sooner because of your salt, you're right.
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>>579668413
i think he took the egg out by hand
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>>579668282
You didnt add enough salt to the water. Throw a few more tablespoons in.
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>>579668531
look at previous pics, red anyway
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by the way b/tards as we are having a good conversation here, I found a "latine" in my city, do you think she is worth?
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>>579668517
Fuck off you huge faggot.
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>>579667692
I'm supporting from the shadows anon!! I'm busy making preparations for my griddle.

I believe in you anon.
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>>579668563
More salt because you guys keep insisting
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>>579668282
Fucking stupid piece of shit goddammit i bet you smoke weed too you fucking filthy subhuman piece of shit cooking goddamn nigger ramen off a shitty skillet griddle thing peice of shit in a filthy ass bathroom what looks like niggers have been living in it since 1993 drinking shitty IPA like niggers while having a bunch of random people you don't know get drugged up and pass out in your trap house full of niggers

niggers all of you
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>>579668685
no.
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>>579668801
TAKE THE FUCKING EGGS OUT DON'T LEAVE THEM IN THERE
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>>579668801
a little bit more
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>>579668801
That's not going to do it
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Putting salt in water lowers boiling point... Means water isn't as hot.
Wouldn't this cook slower?
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>>579668685
She looks like she has a stinky pinky
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>>579668685
can she use a criddle properly?
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Someone in that house is gonna wake up to find OP asleep in the bathroom with a griddle on full fucking blast with burnt eggs still in it.
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>>579668846
I actually like her, why don't you?
by the way OP don't you think it is time for go buy a tuna can? you said you were hungry, how the hell can you wait so much? you can't even boil an egg...
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>>579668801
You dont have nearly enough salt
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Thanks for making a boring night somewhat interesting OP.

you're pretty cool guy
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>>579668685
only if you put some salt on here
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>>579668437
tops the best
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>>579668801
How to cook 4chan style

Fuckingblol
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>>579668798
top meme/meme
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> Egg thread

OP are you the guy from HowToBasic ?
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>>579668801
More salt man, thats still not enough. Three more handfuls should do it.
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>>579669107
This, you probably need to break out the tablespoon
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>>579668963
LOOL! Moi drug, what stinky pinky means?)))
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>>579669221
Obviously not, because I can't even do an egg right
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>>579669112
dude hasn't even started on the raman yet. shits about to get real
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>>579669258
>Three more handfuls
Fucking pleb.
You're supposed to pour 1/2 cup in to get it really boiling.
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>>579669302
Thats the thing, neither can he!
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>>579669302
it's okay we still love you
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>>/b/ needs its own cooking show. I would watch the fuck out of that. 579669156
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>>579668798
This
Many keks were had
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>>579669443
haha top keke! xD
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>>579667515
You have to eat the whole thing.
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You should put the ramen in now OP, I bet the water is close to boiling.
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>>579669378
i know right
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I really just want to eat ramen, guys. This egg idea was dumb.

Trying egg #2 now
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Will OP ever get to cook the ramen
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>>579669617
Please be joking.
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>>579663097
If you add the seasoning while it cooks it makes the entire house smell like boiled piss.
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>>579669673

I was about to go to bed, but now I need to know
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>>579663393
That's actually wrong.
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>>579669669
Water should be boiling faggot
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>>579669669
STOP ADDING SALT, TAKE THE EGGS OUT. LET THE WATER BOIL.
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>>579669669
dat post number though
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>>579669669
OP you need to add some of those orange vitamin tablets, see if you have any in the bathroom. trust me im from the internet
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This thread made my night
Anon, I fucking love you guise
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>>579669717
>no man I think he's
>serious
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Just eat it raw, asshole. Sprinkle the flavoring on it, fucking ramen chiiiiiiips.
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>>579669717
>i dont know what ironic shitposting is

How new.
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OP. Turn your faucet to hot and cook your ramen with that. This griddle is pathetic
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>>579669820
>>579669832
are you two retarded, read the fucking thread
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>>579662631
Clean up that dead cricket you fucking faggot.
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>this whole fucking thread
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>>579669880
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It fell apart into three pieces
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>>579664847
Tits or GTFO.
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>>579670118
he should add it to the raman for flavour
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>>579670194
GRILL
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>>579670176
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moi drug, this is moar easy
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>>579668801
75 minutes after the OP and we haven't even boiled the eggs yet
MFW
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>>579670176
/thread
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>>579670176
Fucking wat
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>>579670176
Needs more salt
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>>579670176
three delicious pieces
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>>579670176
Take the yolk, you'll need it later. The white is shit so just flush it.
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>>579670232
RACK or GTFO then
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>>579670176
Your work is cut out for you, cook the ramen now and then just swear the egg yolk in it once it's done.
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>>579667440
PBR
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>>579670176
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>>579670176
im going to be hones, i have no idea how you did that
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Op lives in crack house!
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>>579670319
Perk gym
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Unplug the griddle after you get the water hot, pour that hot water on the newly opened plug then plug back in your griddle.

Trust man, it'll get so hot youll be swimmin in ramen and girls
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>>579670352
This OP.

Take the eggs out, stop adding salt.

Also if you have a lid put that on over the top to boil the water faster. Makes it like 8 times faster.
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>mfw this thread
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>>579670232
you know the rules
GREASE TRAY OR GTFO
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This is too funny mehn
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It looks like a fucking candy corn

I tried cracking it upon on the edge of the pot and pulling it apart like in the cooking shows but it fell apart. Seriously, fuck eggs
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>>579670176

Looks delicious, good job.
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>>579670619
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>>579670619

This entire thread
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We all know how this thread ends. OP fucks the hard boiled egg and lights the bathroom on fire
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Is anon archiving this thread yet?
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>>579670619
Put a lid over the pot bro.

x8 faster boil.
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>>579670619
you peel a cooked egg you dumbass
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>>579670719
as we speak
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>>579670619
Meant to reply to
>>579670425
>>
If dubs OP has to ejaculate into the water.
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>>579670619
Seriously, take out the fucking eggs, take out the water, fucking clean the salt out, refill with water, wait til boil, slap that fucking ramen in the boiling fucking water, but dont touch the fucking boiling water, wait 3 minutes, then pour the fucking cancer powder in the fucking pot
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>>579670619
More salt bro

>>579670814
>dubs
>/b/
Pick one
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>>579670352
>I hereby pronounce this egg, of the great brotherhood, a part of OP's ramen. Please, put your left hand on the bible, and your right hand on your heart, and repeat after me:
>I am an egg
>I swear to add not flavor, but a treat to this ramen
>I recognize my roll in the plan the great, almighty TOP RAMEN has lain down for me.
>I accept this roll, and will defend its place against all wrongdoers whom wish to maltreat the flavor of this dish.
>I am an egg
>I am part of the ramen
>My purpose is to feed the creator
>And in serving my roll, I become part of him, and enter his kingdom
Amen
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>>579670805
OP post a dick pic, I'm bored
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>>579668182
Fuck all that noise. My brother has something like 32 yard chickens. I get a couple dozen from him a week. The yolks are so dark yellow they are pretty much orange.
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>>579670839
>boil water
I can't even do that
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>>579670619
> cracking it upon on the edge of the pot and pulling it apart like in the cooking shows
seriously dude my face
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this is getting boring OP
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>>579670945
excuuuuuuse me newfag. i haven't been on /b/ in 2 years, what the fuck changed? enlighten me.
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>>579670982
stop being a faggot
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>>579670619
>mfw i just stay awake for one hour to see this
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>>579671046
not a faggot tho, so?
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>>579671014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qKJS-8bzoA
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>>579671014
M8

Put a lid over the fucking pot, holy shit
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>>579671014

you high or something?
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>>579670958

In the name of the egg, the pot and the Holy griddle

Ramen.
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>>579671014
It boils faster if you put pubic hairs in it
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>>579670958
fuckin lol
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>>579671014
>>
>>579671014

Not enough water over the egg u fucki. Dipshot
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It's best if you get the seasoning packet nice and hot before hand. Activates the flavor crystals. Throw that bitch in the water, unopened of course.
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>>579671124
must be if you're asking for dick pics.
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>>579670958
>>579671159
I love you anons
>>
OP you have to be one of the most retarded and useless motherfuckers I've ever encountered.

I hope everyday you remember to breath so you don't die..
>>
>come back after half an hour
>still no fucking noodles

Stop stalling OP you fag
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>>579671040
No more dubs bruh
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>>579671014

Take a pic of under the griddle OP. There should be a rectangular heating element around the middle. There's more heat on the right side of the griddle than the left or the middle. Move the pot to the right side of the griddle and it should start to get hotter.
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>>579671139
i was literaly thinking of this the whole time
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>>579671215

>2014ish
>Not activating flavor crystals

Who doesn't do this?
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>>579671159
fuck i lost it on that one.
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Lidfags, I hope your happy

>>579671306
Noodles were too hard. Trying to buil fucking water now
>>
bump limit OP
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>>579671014
This is taking too long.
>Open ramen
>Open flavor packet
>Pour flavor packet in
>Drop ramen in
>Take out egg
>Crack egg and empty insides into water
>Add a handful of salt
>Add hot sauce
>Add pepper
>Add oreos
>Cover pot
>Make new thread in an hour
>Post results
>>
holy nigger, OP you are a useless twat. seriously, how have you managed to live up to this point?
>>
Someone please archive this
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i'll just leave this here.
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>>579671462
Fuck, lost the game
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>>579670619
Just throw the whole egg in while you cook the ramen. It wil cook.
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>>579671480
good start I guess...
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>>579671480
We're getting there OP! Now move the pot to the right side and add 1/2 cup of salt.
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>>579670176
>>
>>579671215
Unopened is definitely the way to go first. Let it sit in the water so most of the powder evaporates inside the packet (the water slowly seeps through the packet and causes that to happen) and then take the packet out, open it and pour in the remaining powder that didn't evaporate.
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>>579671516
http://4archive.org/b/thread/579662156
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>>579671480
so you can grab all this shit from the kitchen but you can't just use the fucking stove top? How loud is boiling fucking water?
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>>579671215
>>579671458
>tfw flavor crystals aren't activated
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>>579671724
you'll be okay so long as you activate your almonds daily
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>>579671701
damn you m8! is the latina archived now? loooolª
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>>579671701
>http://4archive.org/b/thread/579662156
why was the last post that, why
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>>579671480
>>579671480
>>579671480
>>579671480

OP new thread?
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>>579671480
Good

Now wait 5 minutes for that to boil

For the love of god dont take it off till it boils
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>>579671701
thanks, based anon
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>>579671724
tfw
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>>579671519
oh god why?
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>>579670772
A true /b/ro

>>579662156
OP you forgot to add more salt
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>>579671519
Kalleee :(
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>>579671519

Sweet mother fuckery and all that is unholy.

Why in the name of the fucking god would someone do that?
>>
I heard a weird noise outside my room. I just finished playing a F.E.A.R. game. How fucked am I guys?
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>>579672029
Don't open your door man, the eggs are coming for you.
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>>579672029
Pretty fucked
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>>579671708
Louder than love you cranky faggot. We're cooking serious shit, doing major work here. We're griddling noodle water, hardening eggs, activating flavor crystals... bonding like men. Be less omega you big nig
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>>579671912
>>579672001
gtfo newfags
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>>579672029
very.
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>>579672029
depends...how much salt do you have on you?
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>>579672029
You know the drill.

>Drop trow
>Shit in hand
>Smear all over body
>Charge out door with knife in one hand and cock in the other
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>>579672001
For their 5 minutes of fame on /b/. Yeah, everyone loves you when you're doing it but the very next day, no one gives a shit and you still ate your own fried cum.
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>>579671867
Yeah fuck this is about to die
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>>579672202
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>>579672029
You know the drill.

>Drop trow
>Shit in hand
>Smear all over body
>Charge out door with gun in one hand and cock in the other
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OP make a new thread, I've wasted this much of my life I wanna see this shit through.
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>>579670290
Helou zdes'.
Otkuda sam?
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>>579672243
>>579672253
>>579672253
>>579672253
>>579672253
>>579672253
>>579672253
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>>579672202
>>579672202
>>579672202
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