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It's that time again >9 get

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It's that time again
>9 get
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mr fluffykins wants to kiss you uwu
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self bump
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>>579617719
i'd like to destroy your butthole.
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>>579617837
Roll
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>>579617719
i’ve drank like, 4 cups of sleepy time tea in the last two hours. do i need to go traipse around outside in peoples gardens until i find some valerian root, rip that shit up, and like, chew it or something? god damn.
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btw She is REALLY into me, so maybe play with that
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>>579617719
sometimes I jerk off to animal porn.
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>>579617719
I can come and say thanks to your pussy in person
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>>579617719
Tits
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>>579617719
Send fits so I can wank it
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challenge her to a duel
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Groupthink, mob mentality, and selective comprehension are all problems within the feminist movement that are really frustrating for me. I’m not just talking about mainstream or old feminism. I’m talking about our feminism.
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>9 and 4 get
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>>579618294
reroll
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>>579617719
I was lying. It was me.
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>>579618384
Tits
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>>579618519
winrar
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Bitch u stuphid, it was me the whole thyme
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keep rollin rollin rollin
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Look I'm doing this for a bunch of faggots online. Let's cut to the chase and see your tits.
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>>579618519
>7 and 3 get
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>>579618908
send me a picture of yourself right now. i want to see what you're doing.
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>>579618908
she wants the D
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>>579617719
But really, you're beautiful.
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>>579618908
Send me a pic of a sharpie in your pooper and I'll date you
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>>579618908
IDK what the worlds problem with raisins is…

Love me some raisins.

Love me some raisin oatmeal.

Love me some raisin oatmeal cookies.
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Just kidding your ugly as shit.
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>>579619047
Winrar!
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>>579619047
winrar
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>>579619107
Holy shit, this. OP, please>>579618908
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>>579618908
I'm coming over for sex and some hostess snacks, i better not be disappointed.
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>>579619121
Rawlin for this
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where my niggas at
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>>579618908
I really like you. I want to be inside you.
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>>579618720
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RJsugqoP04
Get real. THIS is the shit.
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>>579619240
roll zero = autowin
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>>579619416
advocating for your own post = kill yourself
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>>579619047
Winrar insta winzip
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>>579619047
>IDK what the worlds problem with raisins is…
>Love me some raisins.
>Love me some raisin oatmeal.
>Love me some raisin oatmeal cookies.
>>579619087
>>579619107
>4 and 6 get
I'm just gonna say whatever the first person who rolls the number says from now on
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>>579619534
i don't make the rules, sir
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>>579619047
this
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>>579619047
>>579619087
>>579619107
>4 and 6 get
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>>579619582
Please find some cilantro or thyme and put it near your anus and take a pic for me.
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Lol yeh I'm texting her right now. She actually thinks she's beautiful
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>>579619716
learn to do a roll thread. you only post the first get. faggot. abandon thread.
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>>579619716
OK just tits then so I can wank it
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Please find some cilantro or thyme and put it near your anus and take a pic for me.
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>>579619297
reroll
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>>579619716
You're right, this is 4chin, the super hacker from CNN, Bill's dead now
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>>579619571
The thing about sadness is even though you are in constant pain it still feels safe cause we are so afraid of breaking and you can’t break what’s already broken
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im not as think as you drunk i am
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this time it was really my cat
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>>579619716
i may be drunk or it might not be me, but i wanna see your left filange, want a bit of head or a bit of dick, could you handle my 2" prick, girl you're fine oh its so true, so please a sharpie in where you poo
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>>579619571
yeah thats usually how it works
we all could have had pics you jerkass
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>>579619790

Roll for this. I will get a get eventually
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>>579619716
I cant remember what you look like. Could you send a pic please?
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come fuck.
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>>579619986
reroll
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Im just kidding, I'm on a website called 4chan and they are telling me what to say. I actually have a huge thing for you and would love to take you out on a date sometime soon.
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>>579619716
Ya blew it OP. You could have had this qt3.14 but you listened to us.
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>>579619974
>The thing about sadness is even though you are in constant pain it still feels safe cause we are so afraid of breaking and you can’t break what’s already broken
Winrar? Waiting on response
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>>579619974
i vote no

>>579620034
i vote yes
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>>579620274
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>>579620165
Reroll
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>>579619716
>>579619716
>>579619716
What the fuck OP you fucking ruined it
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>>579620131
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>>579620409
i've got a gun and i'm going to kill myself. just wanted you to know i love you. goodbye.
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>>579620409
New get fag
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>>579620409
We used to spend our days together laughing and living but now im all alone crying and wishing that i was dying
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The sad part about these threads is they always go the same way. Girl is sort of flattered by OP. OP sends multiple gets about niggers, asshole, etc. and doesnt send one get like he should. Girl responds by thinking that someone else has the phone or he is drunk. He keeps going. She senses something is wrong. Literally every time.
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>>579620409
i dont know. i just really like. fuck this is akward...
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>>579618720
Jealous
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>>579620409
>3 and 5 get btw
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>>579620485
That's why I feel like some of these threads should be
># chooses what I text (within reason)

>>579620409
Respond "Some assholes I'm with took my phone"
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>>579620727
You're a nigger.
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I really really really like this image
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>>579620598
reroll
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>>579620727
Send me a pic tho I wanna see that cute face
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>>579620727
sorry my friend had the phone annoying prick
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>>579620671
reroll
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>>579620727
>>579620485
>>579620565 (send as MMS)
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>>579620815
win
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>>579620409
nigger you need to learn how shit works before you start this game
>give us the new get
>use the first get
dumbfuck
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send me a picture, i want to cum to it all night
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>>579620727
Are you planning on becoming an archaeologist somewhere in the near future?
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>1 and 8 get
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>>579621258
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>579621258
the image of us
together
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>>579620598
rerolling
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>>579621258
>what image?
kek
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>>579621258
Listen, sorry. I'm just super nervous. I thought maybe I'd say some random stuff to put you off, because I'm scared, I like you, like a lot. I'm in a dark time in my life right now, and I just need someone
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im really drunk, i love you so much, i have since the day i met you. will you go out with me?
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>>579621258
i'm just looking for someone that can make me laugh, cook, and will let me destroy their butthole.
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>>579621258
I'm just fucking around with ya babe, how about we go watch a movie tomorrow?
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>>579621345
rollin again
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>>579621541
Winrar
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>>579621541
winrar
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>>579621541
winrar
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>>579621345
roll
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>>579621541
Boom devilrar op
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>>579621541
winrar
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>>579621541
win
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>>579621541
HAHA, YES
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hey bae you want sum fuk
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>>579617875
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>>579621541
OP this guy might have just saved you.
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>>579621258
You, Cunt. Jesus you're dull
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Please, I can't stop thinking about you. Just the thought of you keeps me up with this constant lonely feeling. I want it to stop, so will you help me take on the world baby.
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What's 9 + 10
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>>579621768
>>579621541

OH SHIT
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>>579617719
you're a wizard harry
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>>579621738
Fucking Winrar ;;_;;
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>>579621541
God dammit, guys...
>2 and 7 get
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>>579621307
re roll
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>>579621974
are you open to butt stuff?
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>>579621974
I'm just so scared you only need me half as much as I need you.
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>>579621307
reroll
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>>579621738
Dont take mine op, take this one>>579621768
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>>579621974
I'm sharing my feelings!! Figured nows the time to do it since i have the courage
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>>579621768
rolling for this
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sorry if i come on a little strong, im a little foggy right now. can i take you out sometime? it would mean the world to me
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>>579621974
I want to call you my baby
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>>579622087
Winrar#2
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Sometimes I masturbate on muffins and then eat them.
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>>579622178
fucking lol'd
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>>579622152
>>579621974
Boom, smooth winrar, just let us take care of this and get your a gf
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>>579622087
winrar!
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>>579622152
>>579622087
Today it's a goodwinrar day
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>>579621974
>>579621768
1 and 8 faggot.
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Show me your tits
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>>579621768
roll
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>>579622087
FUUUUUUUUUUUU-
>4 and 8 get
She also said "I need you much more than you need me"
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noooo, i need YOU more :p
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>>579622452
I took some sleeping pills to try to forget you but now my stomach just hurts.
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>>579622452
>No image
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>>579622452
>>579622452
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>>579622452
pics fag- wait, your delivering... nvm...
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>>579622550
roll
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sorry for the delay, my butt plug fell out
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>>579622452
I'm just playin' around. Really though, what are you doing tomorrow? Let's hang out.
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>>579622452
How do you feel about anal?
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>>579621768
Reroll cause OP is a faggot.
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>>579622452
Op, show us a pic of her
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>>579622604
lol nice
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>>579622605
truth is i'm bisexual. been with one guy but i feel so guilty now. can i come over?
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>>579621258
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>579622452
I drank a lot and took a bunch of pills. I am afraid isn't make it and wanted to share my true feelings.
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>>579622658
omg this
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>>579622605
Can you come over? Please?
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>>579622664
Do this one since i fucked up here>>579622604
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>>579622664
winrar
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>>579622605
Yes I'm at home. Can you come over? I really cant wait to see you right now
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>>579622693
rawlings
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Why am i still on this thread? I'm wasting my life right now on something that doesn't even amuse me whatsoever
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>>579622664
WINRAR
ops gonna get laid
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you wanna trade yugioh cards
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>>579622821
guys you're ruining my attempts at making Will an emo depressed faggot with a girlfriend
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>>579622802
Fuck it. This. Lets get OP laid.
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>>579622658
>sorry for the delay, my butt plug fell out
3 and 0 get
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>>579622915
are you Heaven?
fgt
jk
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>>579622658
>>579622664
[email protected]
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>>579622948
roll
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>>579622664
Reroll
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Maxaa fajac leh ma waxaad uun fucking i leeyihiin oo ku saabsan, waxa aad jawaan yar? Waxaan leeyahay doonnaa in aad ku ogaan aan qalin-sare ee aan fasalka ee Navy Seals, iyo Waxaan ku lug lahaa tiro fara badan oo ay cirka ka qarsoodi on Al-Oday, oo aan ku leeyahay 300 dileysaa xaqiijiyay. Waxaan ahay tababaray bakhtiyo iyo in dagaal iyo waxaan ahay toogte ugu sareysa oo dhan ciidamada qalabka sida ee Mareykanka. Waxaad tahay waxba ii laakiin kaliya diirada kale. Waan idinka soo tirtiri doonaa fuck ay usii ciyaartoyda taas oo weligeed laguma arag ka hor on Earth this, calaamadee erayadayda fucking. Waxaad ka fikirtaa in aad iska heli karaa in la yidhaahdo Thomas Varmaelen ayaa ii internetka? Mar fikir, fucker. Sida aan ku hadlin waxaan ahay xiriiraya aan shabakad qarsoon oo basaasiin ah ee ay USA iyo aad IP waxaa lagu hadda ogan si aad si fiican loogu diyaar garoobo duufaanka, dixiri. Duufaanka in tirtiro oo ka baxay waxa ugu liita uusan wax yar waxaad wici noloshaada. Waad fucking dhintay neef. Waxaan noqon karaa meel kasta, xilli kasta, oo waxaan idinku dili karaa in ka badan toddoba boqol siyaabaha, iyo in kaliya la gacmood ayaan u dhashay. Ma aha waxaan uun ahay anigu waxaan fidin tababaray dagaal aan hubaysnayn, laakiin aan heli Arsenal oo dhan Marine United States ee Corps iyo waxaan u isticmaali doonaa in ay ilaa xad si buuxda u tirtir aad dameer ugu gataan, dushiisa ee qaarada, aad Varmaelen ku yar. Haddii adiga oo keliya ayaa loo yaqaano karin waxa ka aarsanay xaaraan ah oo aad u yar "xariif ah" comment ku saabsan inay hoos u dhigto korkiina ahaa, waxaa laga yaabaa in aad iska aamusi lahaa aad carrabka fucking. Laakiin ma kari kartaan inaad, ma yeeleen, oo hadda waad bixinta qiimaha, aad goddamn nacas. I Thomas Varmaelen doonaa Cadho dhan waxaad ka badan oos idin Maansheeyo gaalnimadiinna doonaan. Waad fucking dhintay, kiddo.
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>>579622664
This
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>>579623010
FUCKIN' WIN
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sometimes when I get scared talking to a girl like you I squeeze my balls and whisper my mother's name
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>>579622997
Some assholes are hacking my phone
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>>579623010
lul insta winrar
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>>579622997
I just wanna see your tits
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im just really wasted and confused right now, all i know is that i love you <3
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>>579623010
Winrar?
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I want to see your dick
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>>579622997
Come over tonight. I want to ravage you with all 5 inches.11631
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>Oops-a-daisy I feel on my baby
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>>579623129
rolling for this
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>>579622915
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>>579621768
OP, plz
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Send her this and say

"sometimes watch this before I go to sleep and imagine it's us"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehSIuW_Wxmo
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>>579623010
>are you Heaven?
>fgt
>j>>579623010
>1 and 9 get
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>>579623258
Good.
Meme.
M8.
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Please feed my cat when I'm gone. He always loved you.
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>>579623563
i won't kill myself if you send me a pic of your tits.
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can i just come over? id rather talk to you in person.
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im sorry for everything, please help me i think im going crazy
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The truth is I texted you to see if you would send nudes of your brother or father. I've got nothing to masturbate to right now
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:D
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>>579623563
Since you were a faggot> >>579623210
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>>579623563
Yeah call me let's talk about how we feel about one another
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>>579623563
I just need you to come over I think my head hurts so much
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>>579623563
Can you send me a pic I wanna jack off but don't wanna cheat on you
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>>579623683
reroll
>>
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>579623674
reroll
>>
>>579623684
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>>579623761
WINRAR
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wtf does she look like op?
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>>579623563
>>579623725
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>Call her
>record on vocaroo

EVERYONE ROLL FOR THIS
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>>579623761
winrar
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>>579623761
winrar
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>>579623563

Sorry, I say stupid shit when I get nervous, and I get nervous around beautiful women like yourself. Want to meet some time? I'd like to talk to you while I rub lighter fluid on my balls.
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>>579623761
get
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>>579623563
I can't call right now. I'm not feeling well. Why don't I give you a call tomorrow and we can get together. In the mean time, send me a pic to make me smile.
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>>579623105
Rolling for this
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>>579623761
Epic winrar. wp m8
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This is OP's father, OP killed himself and it's entirely your fault you bitch
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i want you. that's all. nothing more nothing less. can you come over?
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>>579623761
WinRAR
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>>579618908
/b/tard with game. huh, who'd have thought
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>>579623801
>>579623761
Which one? First to get 3 votes i send seeing as one is funny
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>>579623761
HAHAHA, BETTER GET SHITFACED, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DRUNK
>capcha satisfaction wsseme
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>>579623943
ROLLING FOR THIS AS THE NEXT RESPONSE
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>>579623927
Reroll
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>>579623982
both
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>>579623982
>>579623761
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>>579623982

obviously mine dumbass
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>>579623982
>>579623761
this one
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>>579623761
this one
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call and record
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>>579623982
vote for second
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>>579623761
You retarded op this on
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>>579623982
2nd one
lets get op laid
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>>579623982
second one
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>>579623982
>>579623761
My vote is for her coming over
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>>579623982
The one that rolled first. Don't change the rules now, fag.
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>>579624129
>>579624118
>>579624112
>>579624109
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>>579623982
That's more than three. OP you're getting laid whether you like it or not.
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>>579623982
Tell her to come over you'll thank is when your dick is wet faghot
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wait, OP, was this you?
>>579614570
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>>579624271
>This
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>>579624271
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>7 and 0 get
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come cuddle
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Sometimes I cry myself to sleep thinking about all the times I've cum on the picture I have of you, yet I've never gotten to do it in real life
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>>579624229
Implying he should go with the stale pasta
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>>579623943
rolllinnggg
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Check under your bed
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>>579624440
GIVE HER YOUR ADDRESS
>>
>>579623927
Reroll
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>>579624497
winrar
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>>579624480
winrar
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>>579624440
"insert address" Don't bother wearing pants.
>>
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>>579624480
WINRAR
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>>579624480
oh shit
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>>579624440
tell her your address faggot
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>>579624440
I just really want you to be here right now.
>>
Tell her where you live OP
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>>579624440
I'll give you my address:

Your grandma's fucking pussy. Nice and stinky down here. OP is a dirty faggot Mexican.
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>>579624440
you had your chance to save me. don't want you to feel bad. goodbye.
>>
P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way Sydney
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>>579624440
dont know where you live? how do you know this girl op
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>>579624480
Hahaha, fuck. Winrar. Rolling to cancel it out and have OP tell her where he lives.
>captcha Every foolbud
>>
Allah is my savior
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>>579624440
give her your address
>>
>>579624480
>>579624480

WIN
>>
>>579624440
>inb4 catfished
>>
>>579624630
winrar
>>
>>579624497
Pasta was second Winrar
>>
>>579624480
oh my god yes!
>>
6 and 5 get
>>
>>579624831
Misread the time stamps & I thought it was the first, my bad
>>
>>579625040

FUCK GOD
>>
>lurking
>>
>>579625070
No worries /b/ro
>>
Let it go
>>
>>579623982
2nd one obviously
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>>579625040
Come over, my address is: [add address]
>>
ill stop drinking if youll let me take you out tomorrow night :)
>>
>>579625040
You're right, I'm sorry. I don't know why I always mess everything up.
>>
I need you to come over (insert address here)
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>>579625175
fuck
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>>579625040
>>
You're my everything. I'll tell you my adress and you'll make your way right now.
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>>579625040
You don't :/
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>>579625040
Send address tell her to come over for some fuck
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>>579625040
I am going to pull the trigger goodbye
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>>579625175
possible interesting win
>>
>>579625040
I'm sorry, there's nothing you can do, I love you. Come and get my dog in the morning, please? He'll need a home
>>
>>579625175
Fuck, now I get?
Use this one OP
>>579622664
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>>579625040
I've never told anyone this, but sometimes I like to stick my finger up my bum while I masturbate on said picture.
>>
>>579625239
reroll
>>
>>579625040
here is my address (give address)

pls come over, i need you more than anything
>>
Write address on your dick and send the picture
>>
>>579624440
give address niggah
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>>579625346
This is too sad.
And she doesn't know where OP lives.
>>
>>579625346
>>579625175
>>
>>579625394
This
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>>579625394
this one
>>
>>579625394
reroll
>>
op, show us what she looks like so we know whether to get you laid, or make her kill herself
>>
>>579625417
winrar
>>
What do I do with this itch on my pants?
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>>579625040
It hurts so much I just want it to end
>>
>>579625394
rollin for this
>>
I wrote a poem to you, I titled it "my undying love for you and the feeling of your pubes tickling my toes"
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>>579625394
do it
>>
>>579625175
rar
>>
>>579625719
he won't since she doesn't have a cock
>>
>>579625346
Winrar tho
>>
>>579625394
rolling... op dont fuck this up, we just want to get u laid
>>
I would berry my dick so far up ur ass whoever pulled it out would be crowned king arthur
>>
Gurl, come get sum fuk. D'ese nuts aint gon suk demselfs
>>
>2 and 0 get
Should i just say "Lmao Will's been asleep for the last hour"?
>>
new thread? bump limit reached
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>>579626126
only happy if you're on top
>>
>>579626126

>>579625394
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>>579626170
FUCK YES
>>
>>579626126
No, boobs.
>>
>>579626126
How about no. I don't want to go to bed alone again. I wish you were here.
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Just end it OP
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come lay with me... pleasee?
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>>579625394
Roll
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>>579626126

You fucked up OP.
You had the cat in the fucking bag.

You have once chance to get that girl over and fuck her silly willy
>>
>>579626126
Dude, you fuck up. She was all over you but you couldn't keep your shit together. You're a true fag.
>>
>>579626126
I plan on letting sleep take over forever soon, just talk to me for a little bit? Maybe I'll smile one last time
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>>579626126
i'll go if you send me a picture of your tits first.
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>>579626126
I took a bottle of sleeping pills to forget you but now my stomach just hurts
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>>579626126
whatever the fuck that means
>>
Can we please engage in sexual intercourse?
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>>579626126
no thats a cop out u fag
>>
Will is a little pussy bitch who fantasizes about fucking his mother's stretched out cooch. Will wants to go home bebbe
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>>579626126
Something along those lines OP. Yes. At the end of the day you'll need damage control assuming you know this girl in real life or girls this one talks to.
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>>579626240
WINRAR pls this
>>
what is my last name, and send me a link to my facebook profile
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>>579626126
That's not a bad idea. Except, I need a pic of you before I can go to sleep.
>>
Sleep with me
(*give address)
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>>579626281
>>
OP MAKE A NEW THREAD WE'RE ON PAGE 7 THIS SHIP IS GOING DOWN
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>>579626219
oh my fuck yes
>>
I don't know what I'm doing anymore. I'm typing this, but I don't want to be. I don't want to hurt.
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>>579626170
I lol'd so hard. Winrar of the year
>>
>>579626502
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>>579626126
This makes my heart hurts. It's been a long time since a bitch even cared to say shit like that to me.
>>
>this thread

Are we getting a new thread OP?
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>>579626690
You shouldn't call them bitches
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