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Hello there, my name is Tobin Bell, I am an actor and provide

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Hello there, my name is Tobin Bell, I am an actor and provide the voice for the game tapes in the saw franchise, request something to be recorded and a way to upload it for you and I shall do so
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Record on voocaroo
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>>579580246
rolling for this
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>>579580246
this a thousand times.
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you are a dirty, stuck-up, sadistic, shit-eating, cocksucking, buttfucking, penis-smelling, crotch-grabbing, ball-licking, semen-drinking, dog-raping, Nazi-loving, child-touching, cow-humping, perverted, spineless, heartless, mindless, dickless, testicle-choking, urine-gargling, jerk-offing, horse face, sheep-fondling, toilet-kissing, self-centered, feces-puking, dildo-shoving, snot-spitting, crap-gathering, big nose, monkey-slapping, bastard-screwing, bee-shitting, fart-knocking, sack-busting, splooge-tasting, bear-blowing, head-swallowing, bitch-snatching, handjobbing, donkey-caressing, mucus-spewing, anal-plunging, ho-grabbing, uncircumsized, whore mongering, piss-swimming, midget-munching, douche bag, ho-biting, carniverous mail order prostitute...ASSHOLE!
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>>579580246
pls fucking yes this OP
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>>579579738
I seem to have spilled spaghetti EVERYWHERE.
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Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead

vocaroo
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>>579580824
ALSO: Record and upload to vocaroo dot com.
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>>579580949
ALSO ALSO:

Play the saw theme whilst saying it in the background
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PLEASe fucking deliver OP.
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>>579580246
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>>579580246
do ut pssy
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>>579580246
This. Only this.
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>>579580246
Delivery
Bare in mind in the movies distortion is used to make my voice slightly more unnerving, but still, here it is:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iNbDuh7N7n
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>>579581560
You kinda sound like him, good job
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>>579581560
Op Delivered
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>>579579738
>I am an actor
>saw franchise

If you say so dude. Whatever allows you to stand in front of the mirror, without reducing you to tears, and making you punch it, for being a miserable failure.

Also, no one here cares what your name is. This is an anonymous image board for a reason. Stop being a faggot.
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>>579579738
can you say
hey faggot, the lights are about to change.
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>>579581560
disappointed to say the least
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>>579581560
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iNbDuh7N7n
OP is not a faggot today.
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>>579581560
damn thats a lot different when its actually spoken. good work op
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Wow, holy shit is it really you??
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>>579581560
I'll also bare in mind they used a different person entirely to make it more unnerving.
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>>579582342
Keep smiling

>>579582495
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fR599Th0eK
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>>579580824
pls this
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haha this is fucking awesome! thanks for the laugh
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OP, please say:

His palms are sweaty
knees weak, arms are heavy
there's vomit on his sweater already
Mom's spaghetti
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>>579580824
thisthis
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Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch.
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>>579579738
>>579581560
>Implying a 72 year old actually browses /b/

>>579582617
Yeah, no.

If it was the real guy, there would be a picture and a time stamp, the voice sounds nothing similar to that in the film, distortion aside, you don't even have the same accent.
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>>579581560
well that just sounds like you're whispering
i could fucking do that
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>>579580824
>>579583065
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09XCIPZdTbO
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>>579582915
Op please sing the thong song acapella
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>>579583278
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s09XCIPZdTbO
ALL OF MY YES! HAHAHAHA!

mysides.jpg
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>>579583168
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KUxwJNJfOT
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>>579580829
This
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>>579583627
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KUxwJNJfOT
I am fucking dying.
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>>579583627
my orbits
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Swag
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>>579579738
Say:

I gave you my bitches number.......but that's the wrong number ohhhh
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>>579583185
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YYRjMiQGTp
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Can you say:

Gr8 b8 m8, I r8 8/8.
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>>579582915

Ha! Made you reply! I fucking win!

Sage!
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>>579584086
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MexwBARU8X
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>>579579738
Please say:

Hey Terry, my name is Sammy; Sammy Sprinklers.
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>>579584378
>says sage
>doesnt sage
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>>579584668
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GEBJ7ywHOD
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>>579584265
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ibg2tOOarw
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>>579585106
Would you say I'm the goddamn Bat Man for me?
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You sit at the restaurant with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far to young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don’t understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry. Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato now, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for the chicken nugger.
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>>579585574
You're the man.
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>>579585574

say greetings, and welcome. i want to play a game

i dont think you're the real deal
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>>579585629
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pamAhoBFm9
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>>579586242
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ICqq1tLubn
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>>579586304
beautiful
if you'd please say this
"But Mister Powers, my winkie is made of goooold!"
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could you say "Eszter szeretlek" ? its in hungarian lol
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>>579585682
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ecQeLxt2AZ
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>say it
gas the kikes race war now
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>>579587051
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1StF3z6hSuR
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>>579587795
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Z0U7DT5G0V
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>>579587816
kek
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>>579587978
today OP delivered
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can you say something in your normal voice? That would easily prove who you are.

Just say "Hi 4chan, I'm Tobin Bell."
That would be good enough for me.
But either way, you do a great voice act.
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>>579586897
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ICqq1tLubn
not real, nice try
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>>579587816
you are a fucking hero
thank you
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>>579588252
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QZfUx9QdTk
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Can you say:
Top Fuckin' Kek.
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>>579588628
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0g7fJvo5McG
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>>579589094
You're a hero.
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>>579579738
If you could say this I would love you for ever

Hey guys its me ryan, cotch, cabbage, smoke weed everyday. Well I gotta go break into a school but before I do let me share with you some fatherly advice. Don't trust polish people because one day they will rule the earth with their nasty polish voodoo and their 'orrible bad ju ju.

It's for a song I'm making and this would just make it perfect cheers
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mr08jz0dcl
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