Late night NZ fags. Get in here. >>579507396 >>579507396

>>579521223
Where's the geezer who wants to road trip to Hamlton?

>>579521289
right here bro :)
Geezer is about right too.

>>579521331
Fuck, it's a shame this is all annonymous, I'd be down for a trip too. Would be nice to get out of Auckland

>>579521376
I'd be keen for it dude, just need a couple hours to sober up.

>>579521376
What was your id last thread?

>>579521473
Are you talking about now? fuck. I don't think I could hack that at the moment. Had an exam first thing this morning and it killed me haha

>>579521551
hXUJZNxe - Yellow

How do I into moving to NZ, seems like a bretty cool place to live

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>>579521223
Late night Dunedin reporting

>>579521616
It's a pretty sweet place. Just literally move your shit over

>>579521679
ML?

>>579521683
What's good, exams over?

>>579521728
>Implying they'll just welcome me with open arms
I don't think it works like that :^(

>>579521728
Yeah mate, was finished up on the 7th, waiting for results now, hbu?

>>579521838
Fuck, last exam this morning. I wasn't prepared. I had them all rapid fire and burnt myself out. Still, I think I passed so it should be cash.

>>579521792
Are you Indian or Asian? You should be sweet

>>579521792
It pretty much works like that, as long as you have no links to ISIS, but even then you might get in

>>579521608
QkHV0pnS here. Id be keen to sort something with some NZ /b/ tards. seems like we're all not so different, and god knows I got no one else to hang with.

>>579521890
>Are you Indian or Asian?
German

>>579521616
Depends on what your after. Chilled layed back mother fuckers who just want to get blazed, this is your kinda place.

>>579521971
you'll be fine them mate. Even if you were Indian or Asian, you could float over on a door and immigration would welcome you with open arms

>>579521946
sweet. Always keen. There'll be a thread tomorrow night and I'll be there. Remuera fag btw

>>579521890
I know what thats like with exams. Burnt me the fuck out.

>>579521971
My german mrs got hit up for being over here on "holiday" for over 2 years working @ a cafe for under the counter pay, she got totally busted, had to fill out a whole form

Chch here, failed to get my dick wet tonight ;_;

Timaru reporting in whats good niggas

>>579522219
Jesus christ, can't say i've ever seen timaru report in, what u up to cunt

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Never been to NZ

Live in North America
- Not faggot ass america
- Not mexican

Tell me

Why is NZ not the best paradise on this planet? Because that's what I see and think when I think of NZ. What am I not seeing? What is wrong with NZ?

I can kind of see some of the people might be retards like Australians. But even with that aside

lower hutt what up

listening to radiolive and destiny's child

>>579522292
In the grand scheme of things, we have very little to complain about. If someone gets shot here or even almost gets shot, it makes national headlines. We just have the usual lower class riff raff re. maoris, but it's actually a pretty sweet place to kill some time.

>>579522292
uhh, sometimes buying shit from overseas can be pretty expensive.

Dunedin's fucking boring

>>579522595
Oh and someone almost got hurt by fireworks tonight, so watch out, it's fucking kobane over here

>>579522070
Sweet, ill be the roskill fag, mention hamilton and ill remember if I make it on.

What are studying btw?

>>579522814
Film and ancient history. Shit is cash. And sweet, I'll rmember that

>>579522779
Surely there's like 8 or 9 people in town

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>>579522595
>We just have the usual lower class riff raff re. maoris

Yeah those retards seemed like the only drawback. My "maoris" in my country sit on the street and drink alcohol while youre trying to get up the stairs. Then they cuss you out from across a four lane main street and you didnt even know they were there

Having local retards who walk around naked and covered in tattoos should be a lot easier to avoid

>>579522603

I would only come to your country when I'm rich as fuck so that wouldnt be an issue. I expect to pay more. My country doesnt have transportation systems like america to begin with so everything is priced more than it should be

NZ is in my mind far more important than finding a wife. I need to start living somewhere that's healthy ( see; SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE) since the pollution doesn't carry over. NZ has nice views, everything. It has white people who speak kind of english.

I saw the income rates for NZ and it's like 20k so I could move there at any time but I'd want it to be perfect.

NZ just blows my mind away that it exists and that it's perfectly habitable. Just get a piece of land, build your own home.

>>579523153
>kind of english
What do you mean by that? You do know that everyone speaks English natively

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Don't come to NZ. You'd hate it.
It's nothing like you'd want it to be, and would be a generally terrible place to emigrate to.

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Guardians of the Galaxy just went live, for those into capeshit

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gonna be dumping some rural fire equipment, and shittalking you other retards. If you don't know what this is about, I suggest you newfags sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride.

>>579523153
Yeah most people just walk on by and pretend they don't exist. Funny thing is, in NZ if homeless cunts are repeatedly causing you issues cops come off nailing cunts for not coming to a complete stop to sort them out, as I said we don't have a lot to truly complain about

>>579522961
Doesn't sound like it would offer much in terms of employment opportunities, but who gives a fuck. Do what you love.

Should organise a small nz /b/ mini meet / cruise.
I know we're probably all austistic druggie fuck ups, but who gives a shit, might as well meet and get abit fucked up.

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>>579523446
Nothing to complain about, apart from the usual stuff. A fragile, dairy led economy, a growing and increasingly disaffected underclass, the accumulation of wealth in a small percentage of the population, the selling of national assets for quick dolla-dollas, the cutting of education and arts funding.
Ya know.
The usual.

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>>579523583
Would you seriously want to meet any of the the fuckwits who post on here? I'm a fuckin' moron and I can only assume I'm a representative sample.

>>579523446
Yep compared to most other countries our problems are fucking trivial. As boring as it can be we're as about as close to utopia you'll find on this planet.

Where's IDbro?

>>579523346
Stop me faggot

>>579523327
I would have to get used to the thick NZ English

>>579522285
playing league of legends coz theres nothing else to do in this shit hole. you?

>>579523589
honestly after living in the middle east, then in eastern europe, if these are our biggest problems, I can handle that

>>579523583
Yeah, I'm just getting the piece of paper haha. I love film and history so it's allgood. Yeah, I'd be keen. I hardly drink these days though, but see where the potential night takes us. I'm going to get off to bed soon though. Fucking fried

>>579523716
*shrug* I might come to regret it, but it's gotta be better than all as sitting here on a satuday night spouting shit on /b/. Even if one friendship is made wouldn't that be worth it.

Theres too many of us here in such a small country for us all to hide away behind screens and be anonymous.

Tfw no IDbro

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>>579523735
Don't tell the that. Then every fuckwit will want to have a go.
And we aren't so shit-hot. I'm disappointed in our level of intelligence interaction with the 5 eyes members, I'm disappointed in a lot of laws that have gone through lately, as dangers to an individuals rights.
>>579523859
It's seriously not the paradise you imagine it to be. It's a backwater, insulated colony, where pays are low, people are surly and types like you won't be welcome.
>>579523925
There is that. Neoliberal economic values are possibly not the best economics to gun for, ya know what I'm saying?
>>579524037
whatever ass. Feel like you make a fucking difference, or look for friends somewhere that isn't 4chan.
I don't want to be your friend. And I think people that do are dinguses.

>>579524010
Neither but with a lack of other options, drinking it is.
have a good one bro.

>>579524241
You too mate, catch you in the thread tomorrow

>>579523583
There are quite a few regulars on this thread who seem like decent people. Not sure how IDbro would be in real life.

how would one acquire silk road drugs all the way down here?

>>579524229
Isn't IDbro your friend?

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>>579524294
That's a touch gay, don't you think?

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>>579524351
Nah he's a cunt.
>>579524329
I hope I'm not in that inclusion. I barely post enough to be regular.
Just like my shits lol :^)

>tfw ciggies and weed but no papers

>>579524337
You can, it's best to use evo or agora to access local dealers because NZ customs are tight. Although, there are vendors like Blue Viking who apparently can get it, but I wouldn't risk it.

How much do you know about this? There is a bit to learn if you want to do it.

>>579524337
uni halls are an easier place to get drugs

>>579524570

I know literally nothing about what you've mentioned. I can order via bitcoin overseas vendors but again its risky, I don't want to drop a grand for it to be picked up on entry.

Lay it on me.

>>579524353
No, not really. It's just you're a cynical asshole.

>>579524495
>hes a cunt
Lol what did he do to you?

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>>579524701
gif me yor buttcones

>>579524715
Your mother is... na yeah you got me

>>579524701
Find a local seller, Internally things are pretty lax.

>>579524791
Tis all good. You in the fire service?

>>579524821

Yeah, I'm a white early twenties dude who's smoked weed twice in his life. I LITERALLY have no clue where to start.

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>>579524229
>It's seriously not the paradise you imagine it to be. It's a backwater, insulated colony, where pays are low, people are surly and types like you won't be welcome.

I'm not coming to your country to suck your dick

I'm coming to your country to build my own home and live with a view of vast nothingness

I hope I dont see you when I get there because you have no part of my plans. It's not you I'm coming for. I've never been welcome anywhere I've been with already established social circles. That's not an issue for me. I've always created my own friends and absorbed all different types of cultures because of it.

I expect some of the people to be the standard retard australians who mouth off and try to get violent with each other.

Do you really think I'll come in contact with your 20k income where I'm going to live. You're not going to find me even if you wanted.

>>579524329
IDbro is pretty much the only reason these threads end up hitting bump limit.

>Not a single asian girl in this thread

>>579524921
If you want to afford a home stay well away from auckland.

>>579524759
The cunt owes me fifteen hundred dollars. Said he was going to buy a car, and spent it on the pokies. What should I expect from a burnout like that guy,
>>579524821
Nothing is technically safe these days
>>579524901
Something like that. The setting fires services maybe.
>>579524921
Well, your type ain't welcome. You're outsiders, and you always will be. You can buy groceries at your vegan free-range supermarket, and you can interact with your precious little insular community, but you will never be part of us. You'll interact with anything outside your little bubble and you will notice the distrust and dislike in your neighbours eyes. Your plumber will overcharge you, you'll get beaten at pool at the pub, you will get ridiculous quotes from your mechanic.
You are not welcome foreigner.

>>579525148
Don't remind me... Summoning IDbro!

>>579524701
It's a bit of a process.
1). Read up about Tor
2). Read up about Tails linux and PGP encryption
3). Learn about bitcoin depositing
4). Learn about bitcoin tumbling
5). Best to use Agora and Evolution rather than the silk road. Well the silk road 2.0 just got raided and 3.0 is very new. I think there is a particular onion site for a NZ weed dealer.
6). Learn about Finalising Early
7). Find a vendor on the dark net market through Tails on Tor and communicate with them using PGP. Put bitcoin needed + %5 into your bitcoin wallet (oh yea, learn about those to) and place in escrow
8). Don't freak out when you get the package
9) Don't freak out if the police show up, so long as you've done all the above nicely then you'll be sweet.
10) Enjoy your drugs

Last I saw there was local suppliers for MDMA, weed, Ritalin, LSD and meth and international suppliers who claim international shipping stealth who ship most other things.

>>579524791
I've seen you before, but it was probably a good month or so ago.

>>579525243
You sure you got the right guy? IDbro is the guy that posts asian girls.

>>579524920
Fair enough, learn about tor, bitcoin and darkweb market places. But from what I there isn't much resources for interecepting drugs in the mail internally.

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>>579525397
I been posting the same tired shit for years mate.

>>579525243
>Well, your type ain't welcome.

shut up you stupid inbred queer I'll knock your three remaining teeth into your skull cavity if you try this with me in real life

>>579525503
will you be posting tomorrow?

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>>579525543
I smash you fag, you don't know me.

Pity my rural fire equipment skills are more skux than yours.

>>579525708
Probably not. I can if you really want but I might be sucking dicks down at the glory hole.

>>579525845
>I smash you fag, you don't know me.

NOBODY IS GOING TO FIND YOUR BODY YOU STUPID FUCK

IM NOT FIGHTING YOU YOU STUPID DRUNK PIECE OF SHIT

>>579525397

I'm looking for anabolic steroids specifically, no one in NZ on tor distributes them. I know a few body builders but they're extremely touchy on the subject. Shits tough yo.

yes post tomorrow and earlier if you can.
goodnight all!

oh look, a nz thread.. time to say -
> nick pratt from kerikeri is a cunt fag cop

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>>579525945
Jeez, calm down, suck my cock guy.
I'm just explaining why your sorry ass isn't welcome, calmly and collectedly, and you're making death threats. Why don't you just relax and consider moving somewhere the people won't hate you for being a fuckwit?
>>579526064
Go suck a dick. I'm going to bone and draw rural fire equipment.

>>579526056
Ask around in gyms, I had some guy come up and offer me roids one night. It helps if you got late at night like 8:30pm +

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>>579526161
kerikeri is real nowhere town bro. Like nowhere here is particularly cosmopolitan, as it were, but kk is like forty years in the past.


Ya know what I hate? People who don't know me asking for drugs. I mean, I've got drugs, it's just if I don't know you, I'm not going to sell them.

>>579526236
>Jeez, calm down, suck my cock guy.

Nobodys calming down

See what happens to you when you cross into another man's path and tell him he can't follow his own plans

Learn what happens to trash queers like yourself

Not everybody is willing to live with homosexually imposed limitations you use to get yourself aroused

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>>579526161
you reckon?

>>579526571
holy shit dude!
do you know him?
unless you're him or one of his friends, you MUST agree with me...?

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>>579526536
dude you couldn't even wipe your arse without directions. You are a small cocked, small minded moron, the type where if you left your country,you would increase the IQ dramatically.
Fag.
>>579526676
Yeah na I know him. He's a cunt.

>>579526676
Nah, I don't know him. I have mutuals with him though. Do you know Shamus?

>>579526756
>dude you couldn't even wipe your arse without directions.

Stop hiding online and get your ass kicked more. its good for you. It will make you grow as a person.

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>>579526761
It's seamus ya dingus.
Or have I said too much?
>>579526857
How about you suck my fat dick? You'd get more satisfaction, at least.

>>579526756
yes he is, a big litlle shithead

>>579526761
if you mean shane, then yeah, funny guy

>>579526908
>How about you suck my fat dick?

You've more than admit you're a homosexual. You've exposed your own motives. If the HIV doesn't get you, your inbred 20K per year neighbors will. Enjoy.

>>579526908
>>579527001
You guys should fight, video it, make a gif of the video and then we'll use that gif as the subsequent image to start the NZ threads.

>>579526960
Nah, Shamus Moffat. He's a mutual with that nick dude

>>579521223
I am a black south african with an engineering degree. Been thinking about going to live in NZ, what will it be like for a black guy there? Which is the best place to find work?

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>>579527001

Ya know what? I've got a bigger dick, and I've fucked more women than you.
Better looking ones too. I've got more money in the bank account, and I'm almost certainly better looking. I have better shits, large, well formed and satisfying. You are weak unto my glory. You are but pitiful, and my magnificence is radiant.
>>579526960
I know right. I heard he got herp from shazza though.

IDbro reporting in!

>>579527124
I don't think NZ is too racist, it's mainly just old people and drunk fuckheads in town who will talk shit. Christchurch would probably the place to go with an engineering degree.

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>>579527124
>engineering degree
Check to see your university is accredited in NZ. It's a common problem, but I know for a fact many SA unis are accredited in NZ. Otherwise NZ chicks are sluts so be prepared to get a lot of that if you are keen.
>>579527115
I'll fight you, faggot, and use the .gif of me raping you, to start subsequent threads.

>>579527115
not the same guy then...

>>579527172
i hope he gets aids and cancer too..
never hated a kid so much as i hate him..

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>>579527347
I fucked his missus tho, so I probably have the herp too. ahuhuhu, g.

So this fire engine is my favourite, it's the Aramoana fire engine. I think everything about this shitty landrover is just beautiful.

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>>579527212
prove it. ID this gif

>>579527347
what did he do to you?

Reminder that weed is unhealthy for your body

>>579527326
NZ sounds like a cool place to live, thanks guys

>>579527495
I knowbut im not telling. Whats in it for me?

>>579527465
good luck bro

>>579527495
used to work with him..never met a more pretentious self-important annoying little shit with a higher self-value than him..
one of the first things that came out of his mouth was - i'm 19, but my mind..you know..is like..30..

>>579527647
But healthy for the mind.

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Tokoroa master-race reporting in

>>579527795
and you're not IDbro, you're just a faggot..

Anyway I'm out guys, was this 4 NZ threads tonight?

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>>579527647
healthy fo my dick though. a huhuhu, a huhuhuhuhu.

>>579527736
Just don't rely on the maori for bro-ship. You a dark skin nigga, and therefore exotic and untrustworthy. In fact, you'll find a lot of weird racism, not because nz is like specifically racist, but because nobody knows black people skin colour.
Or you'll fall in with the somali gangsters and sell your ass to white women for drugs.
>>579527838
You are such a faggot. Like seriously guy.

Tokoroa master race reporting in

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>>579528178
Ya just posted ya fuckwit, Who do you think you are?

>>579528246
connection error. Tok fo ya

>>579528343
word fuck somethin' somethin'.

Man I've got all these drugs and nobody to sell them to.

>>579528075
Ha you got me

>>579528148
Aren't you the faggot that got rekt by the real IDbro?

>>579528415
What you got for sale?

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>>579528451
what do you mean rekt, because it's not like the media says it was.
>>579528534
All sorts of quality shit. You just gotta send me a pic of your dick so I know you're not a cop.

>>579528707
Tell IDbro I said hi

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>>579528860
I'll tell him
>anon gotta huge dick
as I take his massive 1/16th maori dick down my gullet.
Ahuahghglahahag;;ghgglhglhg. I'll say.

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tauranga reportan
having some spots while i wait to go to work
also
shitty phone camera is shitty

>>579528971
He's full korean

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>>579529003
dude that's. That's a pretty shitty stove.
Also I can't handle spots. They make me cough and I get tears in my eyes.
>>579529179
I don't know, nor do I care who that asshole is. He owes me money, and that's all that matters.

>>579529003
Spots: part of a complete kiwi breakfast.
what work do you do?

>>579529351
Whatever faggot. Ask him yourself tomorrow or something

>>579528707
Cause cops don't have dicks right?

>>579529351
yea my parents got it second hand about 20 years ago now (parents renting house to me atm)
only 2 elements work properly now and no fan grill

captcha = 14201

>>579529410
work at a fish processing factory, clean the machines and such after dayshift finish. pretty shitty job tbh