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Hey guys. So our first baby is on the way but my girlfriend hasn't

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Hey guys. So our first baby is on the way but my girlfriend hasn't really quit drinking or smoking. She doesn't smoke too much or drink too much like before the pregnancy but she said it helps her and the baby relax. Is it really true that this can cause problems with the baby? In totally supporting her decision but just curious about you guys experience with this.

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Enjoy your FAS baby!
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>>579410443
FAS?

Sorry English is not my first language.
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>>579410292
You'll have a retard baby if she doesn't stop.
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>>579410292
The baby will still be smarter Dan OP and his gf combined.
Nice b8 m8
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>>579410292
Your girlfriend is retarded. You should kill her and then kill yourself
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Yes it's true. Let her find some other way to relax.

Drinking - > can cause fetal alcohol syndrome (google pictures, not pretty)
Smoking - > causes kid to be short, and can die more easily after being born

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smoking_and_pregnancy#Sudden_infant_death_syndrome

"Quitting smoking at any point during pregnancy is more beneficial than continuing to smoke throughout the entire 9 months of pregnancy, especially if it is done within the first trimester (within the first 12 weeks of pregnancy)"
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>>579410675
Well how much is too much drink? Is there a limit?
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fetal_alcohol_syndrome
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>>579410292
Why the hell would you support a decision like that? Surely you're not that retarded?

Whatever she eats and drinks etc. will affect the baby. Alcohol is likely to hurt the growth of your baby and it may cause psychical problems and stuff like that..

in other words: your baby will grow up to be as much of a retard as you and your girlfriend
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>>579410608
Fetal alcohol syndrome.

Your baby is going to be fucked up
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>>579410292


You'll birth a mutant if she continues

Also

>Help the baby to relax


Is she fucking five?
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>>579410792
yeah doing it every day is one
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>>579410792


One small glass of wine a day at the very most.
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Have her smoke weed op studies show that by itself thc doesn't fuck with kids oils and edibles might be better though I don't know for sure
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This is fucking deplorable you redneck pieces of shit

Nice b8 :^)
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>>579410292
stupid fucking op kilyourself your gil and baby. Save the human race from your stupidity/faggotry
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If your wife wont fucking quit smoking or drinking for her baby during the pregnancy litterally killing the baby then why the fuck did you get her prego. You should abort the baby kill your wife and yourself so we dont have retards who smoke ciggarettes around anymore
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>>579410830
She doesn't drink that much. I'm just trying to figure out how much is too much. Anyone know of others that came out ok?
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>>579410608

Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. Your girlfriend is a retard and your baby will be too if she doesn't stop.
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>>579411116
So much b8

b8 b8 b8
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>>579410292
Thats a really bad idea. You should do everything and anything to stop her from drinking. A glass of wine or a beer or two during an ENTIRE pregnancy isn't going to do much harm but you make it seem like this happens alot. Does she get actually drunk sometimes?
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>>579411116
why would you even let your girlfriend take the fucking risk? It's 9 months for crying out loud + two months give or take after the birth
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>>579411023

She quit weed but still smokes like 4-5 ciggarrettes per day.
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>>579411116
I'd worry more about smoking than the occasional drink. Friend had previa, her kid's lucky to be alive (3 lbs, 3 oz)
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You and your girlfriend are completely retarded.

>Helps the baby relax

Yeah sure, also if you hate it crying once its born shove a bottle of cheap gin down it's throat, keeps em quiet all night.

Enjoy your tard kid because of her lack of self-control.
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>>579411216
The world is really fucked up, much more than you believe. In my work as a nurse i nursing a child, was born as a heroin addict. the mother, a social worker, like the father, started to take heroin in month 8. No distance to the clients.
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>>579410292
What is fetal alcohol syndrome Alex?
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>>579410292
had a co-worker who drank and smoked throughout her pregnancy OP. her baby was a stillborn.
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Kill the baby so I don't have to pay for its retard ass via taxes its whole life.
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>>579411116
Depending on how far along she is, we're probably talking about damage control at this point.
Best case scenario if she quits now: Your kid might just have slurred speech and/or other mild disabilities.
Worst case scenario if it's already too late: You would be better off aborting.
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your kid will be fucking retarded, you need to kill that ugly whore tonight. there is no other way, unless you want a retard, sry mate ur life is done if you dont do anything abou it. pc
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>The current recommendation of the Surgeon General of the United States, the British Department of Health and the Australian Government National Health and Medical Research Council is to drink no alcohol at all during pregnancy.[17][18][19][20]

Your girlfriend is retarded
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>>579410292
your baby's going to be a retard
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>>579411653
yeah
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>>579411318

I have not seen her get drunk. Usually at night she has 2 or 3 vodka drinks. Before she used to drink maybe like 8 per day. So its less now.
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>>579410292 ho old are you guys 15 year old reatards probably haven't u heard of FAS of course its going to harm the baby alcohol even more than the tobacco
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>>579411709
She is 4 months now.
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>>579411946
The only retard is OP for getting an alcoholic pregnant. Who the fuck has 8 glasses of hard liquor a day? Especially a woman.
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>>579411946
your girlfriend is an alcoholic
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>>579411946
your girlfriend is an alcohol
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>>579411946

Not gonna lie mayne, your kid's gonna look like the result of hitting "randomize" in Oblivion.

Hope potato faces and minds are cute to you.
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>she said it helps her and the baby relax
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>>579410292
good to know another person will be around to serve me food. thank you.
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>>579411946
>Usually at night she has 2 or 3 vodka drinks
>2 or 3 vodka drinks
>vodka drinks
>VODKA
Your kid is SOOO fucked!
ABORT! ABORT! ABORT!
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lmao OP is the biggest failure the only pussy he could get was an alcoholic moron and he can't even keep her in line
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>>579411946
Shit, and I though I drank a lot
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>>579410292
your even dumber for believing the bitches it relaxes the baby excuse as soon that came out her mouth I would of went Super Saiyan on a bitch
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Hated the fact my ex smoked and smoked weed but I couldn't stop her..luckily my daughter came out perfect. My friend had 2 both disabled
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>>579412653

What happened to your friend?
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she should keep smoking more. maybe she can manage to drop that baby-thing on the ground.
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