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hi /bee/

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hi /bee/
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Do you like primus?
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So, /b/ee, what is your opinion on Creed Aventus? Planning to get one for my 25th birthday.

Pic related.
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>>579195578
not really
im a high bee
i spend most of my time getting high on fermented nectar
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>>579195696
it gives my stinger the heebie jeebies
dunno what it'll do to your man parts
stay away to avoid emasculation
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>>579195975
Thanks, /b/ee, that statement gave me a little tingle in my pringle.
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>>579196319
ill sing you a song
it wont be long
I just saved your ding dong
now everyone sing along
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im the goddamed fuckin /b/ee
not always can you see
when i come from nowhere and sting u on your wee
swollen as melons they will then be
and ill be snickering in death hee hee hee
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>>579196520
Give me a /b/eat , /b/ee.

>I like to drive fast in fancy cars and chicks dig me like chocolate bars.
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im the the fucking /b/ee
ill sing u the song of the sun
we use it on our daily morning run
drink the sexy nectar
puke it all out after
and have a lotta fun
as for the drones
they have half our chromozomes
that was accrding to our plan
to make them half a man
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>>579196630
That's a sick /b/eat, /b/ee.
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I like to drive fast in fancy cars and chicks dig me like chocolate bars
cruising for a random hook up underneath the stars
a whore in the back seat, another on the floor
i got all those bitches screaming for more
my cars hood is open, just like my pants
i got them chicks crawling up my cock like them ants
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>>579196762
that good for you /b/ro
or you want me to sing 'bout another ho
the one i fucked after
cum covered her like lather
gathered it up from her pubes,
dont need no bottles of lubes
this fuckin stinger is better than any finger
listen to me motherfuckers
ya'll are fucking suckers
in this town im the man
and i got a fuckin plan
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i drive my ride with the widows down
cause the glasses fog up and i dont like to clown
people on the streets shoot me a frown
its my rules that im laying down
im the fuckin /b/ee
cooler than you'll ever bee
see come down the raod and you'll go hide in a tree
ill hide behind the pole,
go up your asshole
come out you belly
cause im the fuckin /b/ee
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I am so fucking confused.
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im the lonely /b/ee
for ever alone
hide behind the facade of anon
my pics are stupid, images are on loan
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low quality bait,
thats something i hate
keep checking for new thread cause i dont wanna be late
we love slutty women, but call them a Ho
and then tell them, 'tits or GTFO'
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sleepless nights and clouds of smoke
tonight im gonna burn through all that dope
pray for my self, i have little hope
nope! nope! nope!
i shall never ever ever bow down to thee
im the goddamned fuckin /b/ee
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>>579197723
Post somthin faggit. All hail /b/ee!
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>>579195356
FACT
BEES HAVE 5 EYES
THOSE 2 LARGE EYES ARE MADE UP OF THOUSANDS OF TINY EYES IN A GRID LIKE PATTERN.

FUCK EVOLUTION, THAT SHIT WAS DESIGNED WITH EFFICIENCY.
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>>579198263
>>579197723
the stupid faggots dont got no posts
they are the parasites to us hosts
the goddamned fuckin betas
or even omegas
no clue how to cool
you look like a bloody fool
with snot dripping from your nose
streaming down your messy clothes
yes i got five eyes
no fucker catches me by surprise
they may as well try, but will have to cry
cause i do this thing
with something called a sting
bury it deep
in their asses till they weep
im the fuckin /b/ee
you see me, better flee
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i know what will cause world destruction
a complete lack of imagination
you fags dont have time
to make a silly rhyme
no single bloke
with a single original joke
watching from the sidelines
as i belt out awesome rhymes
i shoulda been rapper
but im not a nigger
that shits not cool
in hoodies and tattoos, you look like a cool
plus they too big for me
cause im a fuckin /b/ee
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ive come out of my coccoon
chicks see me and they swoon
and buzz my wings to my own tune
you will sing along if youre not a loon
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FUCK BEES
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>>579199627
im am a fuck bee
but you see
my rudmentary vagina, will give you angina
take your pick
your pride, or a punctured dick
cause thats not a finger
it a fuckin stinger
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