0 are absolute FACTS. 7 are absolute LIES.

everyone will sage this thread

>>579090480
That post claims itself to be a fact, but the picture looks somewhat religious, which tells me that it's believed to be a fact. I will set the record straight.

I have scientifically proven that 1 is an absolute falsehood and 5 may possibly be true.

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>>579090640

moot loves us

I'm lying

>>579090640
thats a lie

>>579090640
Can't deny an absolute truth, now can I? Also, OP is going to start dumping CP now.

>>579090980
>>579090870
>>579090640
>>579090480


WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON.

>>579090980
lel

>>579090480
Hillary Clinton is the next president of the united states

>>579090480
I'm a nigger.

>>579090480
0 get

>>579091412
reroll, my nigga.

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>>579091460
wtf

Steve Jobs was a fucking faggot.

>>579091460
Winrar

>>579091460
>say 0 get
>get 0
mfw

>>579090480
Jesus died for islam's sins

>>579090480
OP will an hero on webcam for his /b/ros.

OP is lying

Moot is actually a man

DOTA 2 is better than League of Legends

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>>579091620
well played mr.anon

>>579091460
That's the truth.
7 get

My ex still wants my nuts and I'd prob fuck her but I can't stand her

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>>579090640
sage this fucking thread

>>579076624
OP sucks dick

>>579091310
YOU TOO!

OP is a fag

>>579090480
Obama gets elected for a 3rd term, world ends shortly after

7 get

>>579091620
I fucking knew it! Faggot died of aids.

>We will have anther Fapenning and Taylor Swiff will come out in pictures spread eagle and showing her asshole.

Steve jobs isn't dead

steve jobs fucking sucks dude

Everyone that posts after me will die before Christmas

>>579091639
>describes what happened with meme arrows
>says mfw
>no face provided

>>579092450
[Applauds slowly]

She wants da D

>>579090480
Obama is a nigger

>>579092450
Oh fuck you bastard

I'm going to be rich

>>579092450
nah

>>579091780
wat

Aliens will invade earth kill every single human being on 29th december 2014

4chan is dead

Hitler did nothing wrong.

>>579093309
no

i will be banned for this post

This is a lie

A CP shitstorm will commence immediately in this thread.

OP is a fag

>>579093690

as always

I will be extremely rich.

OP isn't a newfag because he's been here all summer.

>>579093690
winrar

>>579093749
and it will always be a true fact

the short one loves me

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ron paul is kgb agent

i have cock cancer

>>579090480


op is a fag

john lemon of the batles started wwii

>>579090480
Steve jobs was a wanker

my life is not pointless

i rekt an entire city using only my penis

Arabs are nice friendly people who don't smell like arse at all.

>>579094407
:')

>>579094407
mine isnt

>>579094407
So sad

i like to seduce my father before going to bed

>>579091620
nice

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>>579094407
gg wp

>>579094517
Kek

He will eventually want babies...

>>579090480
Hitler did nothing wrong

They'res nothing wrong with being a jew

7 is now truths and 0 are now lies.

>>579094906
> They'res

OP is the father.

Hitler did nothing wrong, all he did was order a glass of juice...

Hitler did nothing wrong

>>579090480
the big bang was a fart from another dimension

Hitler was right

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its a trap

4chan is filled with fags

Black people have souls

>>579095047
Of course he's not, its hard to have a kid when you're a faggot

There are no animals worse than sandniggers

>>579094995
thats totally correct

>>579095298
Boxxy was, is, and always will be queen

4chan is filled with people of the utmost propriety and humour.

Smoking weed causes ebola

I am lying

>>579095298
>>579095469
>8
>not 7 -not absolutly lie anyway

Aids was created by the government to kill black gays

0 get

Eating ass is essential to life

>>579090640
i have no idea what you are talking about.

This post will end in 7

Moot is a newfag

OP is a giant bundle of sticks

The only number in the universe is 7

this post ends in 7

>>579094407
this poster will an hero on stream for all of /b/ to enjoy

Memes are the peak of human humour

cocks

>>579095997
WHAT NOW

Fuck it I I really can't roll for shit

>>579096017
looks like hes safe for now. 0 get

The next posts ending in 0 will be LIES, only 7 will tell the truth

>>579095997

paradoxxxx

>>579096403
no

The Holocaust

OP was raped by his drunk uncle and his friends. His arsehole is looser than MC Hammers pants.

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>>579090480
OP IS A FAG

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>>579096507
oh shit

op is a faggot

/b/ is the worst board on 4chan

>>579096507
Lel

>>579095997

SHIT NIGGER WHAT DID YOU DO!?

>>579096507
shiiiiiiiiiiiiet

>>579096507
/thread

Moots taken it up the arse so many times his farts dont make sound

>>579090480
JFK was an alien

>>579092343
rollin for this

>>579096507
Yeah. I'm not getting arrested by denying this.

>>579097320
>It's confirmed

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>>579097320

>>579097267
lies

Religions are our only hope.

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>>579095997

Everything you see is a lie created by you.

12 days from now, another /b/tard will receive national attention for attempting to beat the high score

Hitler was a nice guy who was misunderstood.

>>579097807
he meant 11 days right?

>>579097340
The truth. You won't get arrested.

>>579095997
Holy


FUck


holy fuck

feminists will rise and control the world soon.

>>579091642

Jesus died for Islam's shins.

I need teepee for my bunghole

Obama is really a Russian in disguise designed to weaken the US ready for a Russian invasion.

>>579098496
reroll

>>579098496
not russian but muslim

>>579093240
>>579091780
>>579091460
>>579090480

you will never break the chain

All posts in this thread are now absolute FACTS

i will fuck deanna by the end of this month

this post is a lie

>>579100002
reroll

>>579100002
2 from quints.

i will become rich and famous

I will one day be a happy and successful person

>>579090480
The Doritos factory is delivering Ebola to every supermarket at this time.

>>579100516
and fuck many of the women

>>579090480
> 130 IQ

>>579100762
with my large and luxurious cock and balls

>>579100408
but your wife will be

>>579090480
I do believe we've got a problem, Houston.

>>579100917
top kek

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>>579096507
end of story

I will post pictures of my dick in gf's mouth

>>579090480
this post is a lie

m00t did 9/11

>>579090480
muh dick

Op is a fag.

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I have a big dick

I will one day feel happy with who i am and get over her

>>579102386
I will never feel happy with who i am and ill never get over her

0 are absolute lies
7 are absolute truths

>>579090480
My dick is large compared to most

Ill pass my calc class this semester

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>>579090480
Imma date this one girl I know and fuck her right in the pussy

>>579095627
caught ya

>>579090480
I KEEP GETTING 9's
FUCKKK

Also, Re-rollan for Fuck her right in the p00sy

>>579102705
REROLL FOR DESTINY

There is literally nothing wrong with being black

>>579090480
I like apples

Imma get le gf in like maybe a week or something

I will find love one day

>>579102964
Fuck it one more?

>>579090480
I'm gay.

4's and 9's FUCKK
IMMA GET LE GF IN LIKE 2 weeks Idfk this is just 4chan everyone let's all go and read a book or some shit

>>579103241
reroll

Our next president will be black

>>579103250
YES
VICTORY
2 WEEKS NIGGERS
4CHAN IS NOT KILL
FUCK YOU ALL
AND SUCK MY SM00TH COCK

>>579090480
op's a faggot

>>579103405
Come on, I need to know who to bang...

7's are facts

>>579103510
luckyass

>>579103559
rollin

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I'll get a proper paying job and i'll restart my life completely

I have a huge penis
I will get gf in like 2 days

0 get plox

>>579104221
Roll for actual answer

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>>579104143
>>579103893
>>579103873
>>579103683
quad posts in a row end in 3

also reroll for myself
>>579104143

>>579104221
roll

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>>579104143
third time's the charm

>>579104221
roll again dafuq

>>579104221
0 get pls

os is a fag.

>>579104903
what dafuuuuccckkk

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OP will an hero on livestream

>>579105125
re roll cus typo:
Op is a fag.

>>579105182
why does jesus hate me :(

>>579105306
reroll

this thread blows

Jesus wus cranberry muffin

One of the games I'm devving will eventually be rad as hell

Steve Jobs was the second coming of Christ

OP is a nigger dick licking cum guzzling knob jockey

I should get a refund and spend thatn$275 elsewhere

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>>579105780

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sorry op is a fag, im the riches. this is about 100M usd.

steve jobs still lives and sucks dicks for living

>>579092450
k
i will an hero before next year

>>579104221
>>579104372
>>579104564
>>579104745
>>579104903
>>579105182
this guy will never get a gf

we are in kali-yuga

>>579106510
well, apparently, im the richest.

669

>>579090640
Yes, my lord

>>579105437
Because you're a faggot.

half life 3 will be announced at that event thing valve is attending this year

I will get a bitch to suck my dick tommorow

>>579108005
No

>>579107773
kek

vegetables has soul but fruits dosnt

>>579108070
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKK

>>579090480
Steve Jobs was Hitler's resurrection.

my waifu is best girl