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God tier greentexts. Get in here faggots!

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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God tier greentexts.

Get in here faggots!
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Bump, I need moar.
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>>579055540
Moar drug stories pls
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>dis

Aint greentext, but my sides fucking launch into space whenever I read it.
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Drugs 4 u
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Post some quality, fags
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I can contribute my own Greentext.

>Have two friends a few years ago

>Let's call them Bert and Ernie

>For whatever reason, they get pissed at eachother.

>Bert is the sneaky type and hatches a plan

>He goes to Ernie's Party and sneaks into Ernie's room

>Plays with Ernie's laptop a bit

>Finishes and slips out unnoticed

>Ernie wakes up with a hangover

>Opens laptop

>Child porn

>FUCKING EVERYWHERE

>So much Ernie can't even delete it all in the time he has.

>Ernie desperately files as much as he can under school stuff

>Takes nearly a week to delete everything

>MFW no one got in trouble

>MFW they're both friends now
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been having a rough week, this thread made my day.
Thanks!
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This is the best fucking one ever.
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>>579057156
made my cry actually
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>>579059245
out of laughter ofc
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Fuck guys, this I just found in my folder, its 10/10 feels. The fag inside me cries and I almost did as well.
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K to clear shit up, i am a newfag. I didnt know eight-beers yet.
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>>579059080
That was probably one of the best things I have ever read. And you can't make that shot up either
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And I changed ID. Wot.
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>>579059245
read the datura shit on erowid.
my friend's mom had a garden with an angel trumpet tree which has flowers that have a similar effect.
nearly smoked a few flowers on a dare, but my friend didn't want me in the hospital ahaha
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