I think last thread 404d.
A man walks into a diner, looking for breakfast. A server comes up to take his order, and asks what he wants.
"I'll have a coffee and a donut," says the man.
The server says "Sorry, our coffee grounds are all gone. We'll have some by tomorrow but we aren't serving any today."
The man frowns and thinks on this a moment, looking at his menu for a moment. Making up his mind, he says "Alright then, I guess I'll have a coffee and some pancakes."
The server furrows his brow in confusion and repeats, "Sir, we aren't serving coffee today."
The man glances at his menu again. "Well then, how about a coffee and a plate of ham and eggs?"
The server, angered but still civil, says loudly and slowly "There, is, NO, COFFEE, today. Come back TOMORROW if you want COFFEE."
At this point the man looks slightly rankled. "Hrmph. Fine then. Get me a coffee and some French toast."
At this point, the server explodes. "YOU FUCKING IDIOT! THERE IS NO COFFEE! NO FUCKING GROUNDS, NO FUCKING COFFEE! NONE, ZIP! ORDER SOMETHING WE ACTUALLY HAVE OR GET OUT!"
The man is taken aback at the outburst. "Alright, man, alright! Calm yourself." He takes a minute to look carefully through the menu while the server calms down. "Looking up, he says in a decisive tone, "You know what? I think I'll just have a coffee."
As always posting get when reply
I'll do whatever you want, just hurry...
I'm really sorry Alicia when I get nervous I start to joke around and was only kidding but well I have been keeping this in for a few months and well I can't take it anymore. Maddie ever since was shared that passionate moment of making love I felt something I really did it was the most amazing night that I will ever have for the rest of my life. I was just scared afterwards of what you might say and do if I told you right then and there. Your love making was magical you have turned me into a brand new guy I have all these feelings and well I always wanted to tell you I love you Alicia I really do I want to hold you and protect you your one of the best things that has ever happened to me you make me laugh and smile and feel all these feelings I have been wanting to say this but I love you Maddie I love you with a passion and wanted to ask will you be my girlfriend? I want to share these magical moments. Sorry for being so upfront but will you go out with me this Friday and give it a shot? I really do feel like we have something special a bond of sorts when I get nervous I joke around on text. I'm so damn happy I could be your 1st I now carry that with a smile and respect because I really do care and love you I know we can make it work but will you go out with my this weekend? again sorry for being so upfront but I have been holding this in since that night I took your flower. I love you Maddie thank you for always making me laugh and smile and love life again you mean the world to me.
Confirmed fake. The ruse cruise is over.
Thank you so much, OP! I had a shit ton of fun!
Fake and gay.
Quick Man Hurry! Call Her Back And Ask For BattleToads
Peace out mother fuckers.
Been here since first thread p sure is legit but I've been wrong before like twice so there's a chance.
Well, OP delivered across all these fucking threads.
Wait so your mom called you when she came in or she called your mom and drove to slap you?
Also please prove this is real or my dreams are crushed
I called it. OP is a trolling fag
then you say
>oops, my mom wasn't the one who died, my dad was. My bad, fucking autocorrect bull shit.
>he got hit by a truck and everyone thought he died, but doctors saved him apparantly
It was good while it lasted OP. Give it up now
Kept me entertained, 9/10
Fuck you all
damn. well i'm like 75% buying it now
can't believe my back to back gets in that last thread would have got you laid had it not been for a highly inconvenient phone call from your mom
Alright...I suppose it doesn't really matter if you did or not. I don't know and probably never will.
The important thing is, that fake or not, this thread was fucking great.
Her response to the taco bell thing fucked me up so bad I was so confused.
Also I think this is the end.
Seems pretty upset.
hey op, she was pretty willing to come over. you might try getting at that again in a few weeks after this shit blows over a little bit
just tell her you were desperate for her, you would have done anything just to get at that one more time. desperation works if you've already fucked her, in my experience
Enjoy this you fuckers.