hey /b, just took a selfie, need to know if I should send it to the girl i've been talking to. What do you guys think?
here's another one. nobody?
measure your head
Easter came late this year.
go for it m8
>>578930820
Is she into frankenstein?
ayy lmao
Beldar Conehead!! its been years man
>>578931839
Egg head
>>578932096
19 to be exact
You look like the love child of Peyton Manning and Channing Tatum
>>578931839
>>578930820
ayy lmao
Nigga you look like a mushroom.
>>578930820
hahaha, thats like a fivehead bro
>>578930820
grow a goatie, long one
>>578931548
are you for real?
>>578930820
He has unlimited memory.
Dick head
>>578932609
can't grow a goatee, but she said I looked better with hair
>>578932379
Peytum Chamaning
>>578932832
forgot pic
>>578930820
You literally have Homer Simpson's head. I didn't think this was even possible.
>>578930820
Hydrocephalic/10
>>578932924
Lmao you look like a penis head bro keep on coming.
Damn dude! Did your mama stop pushing while you were still in the birth canal? Always wear your hat!
>>578933048
come at me bro
>>578930820
youre all set m8
>>578933301
Breh do bodyweight exercises and cum at me when ur ready lol
1 round nipple 1 oval nippple
>>578933301
>>578930820
Sure m8.
>pic related, it's me and my girl.
Bat Boy lives !
>>578932924
its ok, but you need to make your lower part look little big longer
Bro you look like Vin Diesel had sex with one of those African women that bind their heads.
>>578932549
fivehead? that's a sixhead
How about this one?
>>578930820
ayy lmao
>>578934121
lost
>>578930820
This is you.
>>578930820
Your head is oddly shaped.Your a couple inches away from being a cone head. Pic related:what I thought of when I first looked at your picture.
When you go down on girls can they contain their laughter when you ask if "the head was good"?
If she looks like this, the baby's head will come out normal. That's just good science
>>578933317
Get glasses; claim you're a rocket scientist. All's well.
i sent it.. what should i respond guys?
>>578933301
Lol your scrawny as fuck. A six pack on a skinny guy is like big tits on a fat broad. They don't count.
>>578930820
Dickhead
Check out this tall headed drink of water
First of all, you need to hit the flat bench...you look like a naked chicken. Secondly, are your fucking fingernails manicured? OP may be cut, but he can probably move things with his mind so watch out bros. That much head has to have some super powers. Also, only faggots get their fingernails manicured, I think you misspelled "guy" you've been talking to inyour original post.
>>578934723
Respond: Yeah tell me something I don't know. Wanna fuck yet??
>>578934723
Ugh..I hate it when average/downright ugly people take selfies. like what are you doing? what do YOU have to be proud about?
>>578934663
9/10
I laughed
Thanks
or this one?
>>578934121
My sides!!!!
>>578930820
you look a bit almost exactly like a bean
>>578934121
LOL
>>578932924
What is that on that elongated skull? Public hair?
>>578935428
>a bit almost exactly
>>578930820
seriously though, what the fuck are you getting out of this post, OP. Every motherfucker here is ugly as shit.
>>578930820
>>578933301
>>578931548
you look like a mighty bean
didnt work...
>>578935979
>>578934835
Topkek
>>578935780
good job
>>578936105
Way to fuck uo frankenstein i guess its back to teslas lab
Selfie game strong
>>578936105
Lol tell her confidence and conceit are two different things. Sorry if I came off as conceited, that's not what I meant. Really.
>>578936617
Thank heavens they censored that nipple. I was worried about seeing a tit for a second there!
Just took this selfie gonna send it to my friends little sister what do you think guys?
>>578936617
blanking out the eyes as if you wouldn't recognise this mutant on the streets
>bottom jej
>>578936105
because you're ugly as fuck. she was just being polite, dickhead
>>578930820
Fixed it
>>578936617
Acid attack
>>578937245
now he looks like a human being and not a dick on shoulders21
>>578937245
Ehhh a little shorter still too long add some hair too
>>578937317
What a horrific thing to do to someone.
>>578936617
I assume some mudslime fuck threw acid at her face? poor girl.
>>578937245
Personally I prefer this one.
>>578936845
i think it worked... whats next?
Pleasssse just put a hat on & don't ever take one off - backwards ball cap might be good
>>578930820
You look like Bradoing Pitt's inbred causin.
>>578937317
>>578937571
You lot seriously think that's an acid attack? Her head is attached to her torso by extra skin wtf is wrong with you bellends
>>578936617
I can't tell if her face migrated down or her pussy migrated up
>>578937942
idk, you're arm might be dislocated.
>>578937942
Wtf is up with ur arm?? Can't be real, looks about 90 years old!
>>578937942
Question: What do you say if she asks why you skip chest day?
>>578938163
NOOO
Man this is way too fucking cringe.
>>578937942
Why are you so bitter and annoying? is it cause your head is too long?
Op get yourself a badass looking cowboy hat.
>>578934121
>>578934336
>>578935367
My.Fucking.Sides
But seriously, that head is fucked up yo.
Retardation by chance?
>>578938475
This is the only way
>>578936617
How does it breathe/eat?
>>578932123
dude , its op
>>578937942
If you jumped off a building could you use the excess skin on your arms like a wingsuit?
>>578934121
all my lulz
>>578938475
cant afford a cowboy hat right now. Seriously though guys, what should i tell her?
>>578930820
What the fuck is wrong with the shape of your skull
>>578930820
do it telepathically.
>>578934121
oh fuck
>>578938153
Yeah you dumb bitch I do. Here a picture of another victim of an acid attack.
>>578932123
If OP did this face id be happ.
>>578937942
beta as fuck
your head is fucked, lad.
>>578938853
My god, you're not ugly at all, you just have a longer skull, big deal, boohoo. If a cunt don't like you because your head is 1 inch longer, she don't deserve you...
And as an anon said, 90% of /b/ are uglier than you, and don't even have the guts to post their pics.
>>578930820
>>578938853
i'm the eggman, they're the eggmen.
You got a long fucking head OP.
Holy shit is this for real? Hardest keks of november
>>578934121
>>578938728
>>578938975
fuckin lost
>>578938853
Seriously, You already radiate confidence, go get'er tiger. But man, DAT HEAD
>>578936105
I cant contain myself, i see this thread every sing day, this one has me fucked up
>>578939014
I am Lord Arborius Garkon, what brings you to my kingdom?
>>578938153
Here is another acid attack picture for you, you bitch nigger.
>OP
>>578930820
>>578939701
pppptttbbblllpppbbltltlbptblbltpptptthahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>578934182
ayy lmao
You look like a fucking Pez dispenser bro! If she is into that shit go for it...
>>578939878
>>578938153
Not very smart are you, you limey fuck lol
can we stay on topic? im really trying to fuck this girl
On a serious note, OP isn't nearly as ugly as everyone's making him out to be. He's just not perfect 10/10 adonis looking. Neither is anyone on /b/.
>>578940906
Yeah he is. Fuck that guy. It is one thing to be stupid and ignorant. And another to be pompously so.
>>578937942
It is time to show her the business. Take a tasteful photo of your dick and balls.
I fixed OP's head
>>578941192
pics? Gotta know what we're working with here OP
a real human bean
>>578941431
TOPFUCKINGKEK. God damn!
>>578941247
Should send a picture of his balloon knot too, ya know for full disclosure
no fucking way this is really happening, please tell me you fuckers are screencapping this shit
>>578939847
i have never seen such a toolbar
>>578941470
heres a pic off her instagram
>>578941431
i don't see the difference. what did you do?
>>578941532
I'm in tears right now!
>>578941192
Tell her you want to show her your head. Wait five minutes, then send her a picture of lettuce.
>>578941431
ngl i laughed
>>578941824
that pic screams depressed feminazi.
uhm do you really wish to continue?
>>578942034
i do
>>578941824
OP she is just being nice, you have to be beta as fuck to not realize this.
>>578941824
Do you have a better picture? One that wasn't taken with a potato?
>>578942087
nigga you aint OP.
>>578941824
confirmed feminist dyke, ABANDON SHIP CAPN
>>578942127
what does that mean?
>>578932790
Ha I see what you did there
>>578933301
Just send her this and you will start growing a pussy crop man.
>>578941824
Ask her straight up if she wants to go out sometime. If she does you're in. If she doesn't then oh well at least you didn't waste your time.
>>578942087
did she replied?
ur an egg-head. She will laugh at you if u send it
>>578941932
i dont think that worked guys
>>578930820
much wow such egg
Melon head
>>578942714
How do you do this?
>>578942705
top fucking kek
>>578942705
Lmfao, too good
>>578941824
I was expecting this
>>578942705
Wow she is stupid. This is brilliant. Foolproof. I wouldn't steer you wrong OP. If only she wasn't too dumb to understand the joke.
>>578942927
Photoshop
>Photo
>Shop
Liquify
>Liqui
>fy
>>578942927
here's a tutorial.
thank me later.
>>578930820
dad?
>>578937179
hahaha dickhead
>>578942454
It means she thinks your an ambonination and hates and contact with you but is being polite and relpy to your stupid ass texts
>>578930820
>pretend to be person in pic
>it's someone you know who you dislike, and want /b/ to eviscerate them
NYPA
>>578943121
Thanks I've been looking for this.
>>578943249
you're a special kind of stupid
>>578943249
>didn't read the thread
>>578935979
>still laughing really hard
Do it faggot!
>>578943121
Okay this isn't funny,
My computer just has a black screen and won't turn off or on
Someone please help me
I'm on clover right now
>>578930820
I believe there's a relation
>>578943976
Oh, Clover?
Try rubbing magnets on the sides and underside of the computer, might work, it did for me.
>>578943976
Go away b8
OP send this
>>578930820
look pretty good, bro. mind if you r8 me?
>>578944389
im really trying to get some advice/help here man. i understand im not the best looking guy, but c'mon
>>578930820
nigga actin like he don't look like a lima bean
nigga gonna be a supervillian
nigga got picked on in school they called him abraham thinkin
nigga got a 5 head
damn got me split-sides sweatin
>>578944626
>>578942496
^^^Here is some real advice OP. If that's what you're really after.
>>578944626
OP honestly your head has made one of the funniest threads in my 5 years of lurking. I'd fuck you just for the laughter I've gotten out of this. That girl is too dumb for your clever joke, 2/10 get another one and tell that same joke. Post again when you find a smart one OP.
>>578944539
shit/10 kill self now!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>578944626
Why are you asking /b/ for advice, you should at least have some idea of what it's like here lol
>>578944730
>Abraham thinkin
>>578944871
Don't give OP credit for the joke I gave him you slut. This bitch nigger doesn't deserve credit. Fuck him and his big ass head.
Don't keep your thoughts to yourself, man.
>>578930820
Say "Hay bish you wanna rent some billboard space?" She'll be all over your d.
>>578944813
thanks for the help, maybe shes interested?
Wear a hat, then never go outside.
>>578945570
nah that's a polite "fuck off"
>>578945543
Original
>>578945570
Ayy lmao
>>578945570
Sounds like she might not be interested bro. Tell her you're that the reason you're asking her out is to get to know her better.
Dont push her too far OP or get angery if she rejects you. Women will ruin you.
>>578930820
eggman
Could it be?
I WAS HERE
Unless they are a dumb slut dont send them a picture of your half naked body without scheduling a date. You may be horny af but trust me.
i bet this nigga has a 300 IQ. thats the biggest noggin ive seen in a while.
>>578945570
Tell her you'd love to give her a reverse birth
>>578946250
Lol if his IQ was really high he wouldn't be asking /b/ to rate him and give him advice on women.
>>578942927
download gentoo
>>578938639
IT...lol.
>>578945570
I like you a lot. You've clearly got a good heart and a good head on your shoulders.
>>578930820
>tfw order 66
>>578938157
How the fuck is this unnoticed I spit my goddamn drink out to this
LMAO ayy
>>578946250
>>578947113
>>578947113
>>578947113
>>578947113
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL OH MY FUCKING GOD MY SIDES PLZ LORD HAVE MERCY HAHAHAHAHA
>>578947113
HAHAHAHHA
>>578947023
lel
Use your mind powers, OP!
Brother from another mother
>>578942705
hahahhah
>>578945845
did it, where should i invite her to?
>>578947113
i need to buy some new sides
don't ask her for head you got enough of that
>>578932924
MACKLEMORE
>>578948098
chuck e cheese
I WAS HERE
op just use telepathy on her