I am going to drop hang myself from my treehouse tonight with

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If there are people depending on you, and you an hero, you're a coward.

If you have no people depending on you, go fucking live already. Sell your shit buy a motorcycle and enjoy the world.

No reason to take the pussy way out.

>>578839620
Dont be a silly billy
We will miss you

i know how you feel i suggest you go for a walk , i planned to kill myself a few hours ago but went for a walk and saw some horses in the field and it made me think that if i killed myself i wouldn't see the horses in the field.

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Never seen anybody being sad on a motorcycle.

>>578841034
>>578841259
top kek

>>578839620
if it doesnt break your neck, it will just asphyxiate you. You'll probably be hanging there flailing and struggling in pain for a good minute before you lose consciousness and die. That is why it is important you get the length of the fall right.

If the fall is too long, you'll end up with your head ripped off from your body, basically.

Too short, and you'll choke out or become a vegetable for the rest of your life if someone manages to get to you in time.

>>578839620
you are going to make your trachea collapse, which will fucking suck in terms of pain.

I have got to the point where even my family and friends aren't enough. Unfortunately nothing anyone says to me anymore will deter me. I Just want to know I won't go out an excruciatingly painfull way or that It will 100% kill me. I've had far too much mental pain over these last months that I would like to think It would be over fairly quickly.

OP how much do you weigh? How tall are you? There is a table of drops developed by the British goverment. Add 9 inches to whatever you are. Won't fail.

Good Luck.

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>>578839620
Post pics or it didn't happen

>>578841702
if you want absolut kill, make an IED, strap it to your head, and just. blow your fucking head off.

>>578841702
Dude op just buy a hooker. Sex makes everything better

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>>578841034
Kek

>>578841602
I can cope with It being a minute. As long as It wasn't say 10-20 minutes. A minute of pain Is a luxury compared to what I'm going through alive.

>>578841702
Why are you going to kill yourself? Do you want me to hug you, man? I'll write a song for you, I'll dedicate a book to you. Quit this shit, OP. Everything has an answer! Just ask /b/!

>>578841804
I weigh 140lbs
I'm 6'1
The drop from where I'll be standing Is around 8/9 ft

>>578841884
yeah, but you have to figure with adrenaline and shit, thats going to be the longest minute of your life/death. but I digress. Happy trails.

>>578839620
how much you weigh

holy shit cunt if you have nothing to live for, go to a different country
go to thailand, bang some hookers until you get an STD
do fucktonnes of drugs
hell, take some fucking steroids and become a massive cunt

>>578842041
hmm, I am assuming painkillers will not change the severity of pain I will feel during?

>>578842002
so what's the problem?
if you're going to an hero anyway, you can just as well tell us.

>>578842002
If I was 6'1, I'd be in love with life. Please don't let a bunch of chemical imbalances cut your life short. C'mon.

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>>578839620
Here OP

http://www.depressed net/suicide/suicidefaq.txt

>>578842002
you need at least 7 feet of rope

OP is crying for help

>if you are srs don't fuck about. acquire some cyanide. completely painless mate

otherwise get some coke off of tor and go on a bender in your nearest city, you'll see life differently ofter like 3g of high grade coke

>>578839620
About 7~8 minutes

I don't understand why you care if your suicide is painful or not. You're going to be dead shortly after anyway

>>578842220
Thats a question I can not answer. Never attempted suicide to this point in time.

I'm 5'7, how much rope would I need?

>>578842320
Cyanide is hard as fuck to get in most western countries. OP, the link I posted has a weight chart for hanging (neck break), just average your weight on that chart. Asphyxiating sucks, just don't claw at your face if you don't go instantly.

>>578842320
>ttp://www.depressed net/suicide/suicidefaq.txt
I'm not, I genuinely am going to do It, I just wanted to know what It will be like as through research on the web there has been a lot of controversy about methods/timings etc..


>>578842285
That's fine, I have enough rope!

>>578842250
Being tall does not make life any better unfortunately... I've had a 3 year relationship with an attractive girl and a lot of people consider me good looking but that's not enough.

>>578841702
It won't hurt a bit dude.

M*A*S*H taught me that suicide is painless. But it brings on many changes.
You take or leave it if you please.

>>578842741
What is enough? What will make you not dangle off the top of a treehouse?

I you dont mind you head being torn off, you should use a much rope as possible.

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>>578842893
You want the dangle, it's the deceleration that whacks you, not the fall

>>578842926
this. well to a certain point. you obviously dont want your feet hitting the ground or it wont work. you'll just end up with a sprain or broken leg.

OP. give us some context of who you are so /b/ can actually pay respects if this is legit. like we are completely tapped but in death we have a name.

>OP's name is Robert Paulson

>>578843060
No, OP is Kurt Kobain

OP tell us your story or i am going to assume you are a spineless whiney faggot

>>578843175
-_- I'm asking him what will stop him from killing himself and you're giving him further methodology on how to pull thru.

Cobain*

>>578843191
This

>>578842002

You need at least 7'2" of drop to ensure a good break. So you want 8ft or so.

You need to find a better place to do it bro or you'll hit the ground.

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>>578842926
I'd rather not have that happen considering when my mum wakes up she would be the one to find me. This Is the last pic I was happy In which was 3 months ago.. I Imagine I will look like that with bulging eyes and a purple face. I'm sure that's bad enough to find.. I don't want her seeing my head by Itself :/

Imagine if moot had this attitude. He would never have created this oasis. You can moot this shit OP. Never give up. Honestly if its that bad im sure a /b/ro would even open his home for you to get better.

>>578843490
ayyy lmao

>>578843576
He's right.

>>578842741
Would you like to stream it and share ot with us? You would be a true hero

>>578843490
well wtf happened in those 3 months you faggot, people that kill themselves over bullshit are so weak its funny lol

>>578839620
It depends on the length of the drop. I read it a while ago and from what I remember, there are two separate types; long drop and short drop.

Long aims to snap the neck and instakill
Short drop is about letting the person choke to death

Look up the distance ranges for each one and pick your fate. I know what I would choose.

>>578843060
My name Is the same as one of the four mutant ninja turtles. I'm actually really nice, deep and caring. My reflective and deepness has become my downfall. I've lost something that I neglected due to a gaming obsession and at the time failed to see what I had. I realised too late and at the same time I had spent so much time with that person that I had slowly detached from my friends. The small net group of friends I had stopped gaming as they went of to uni or fulltime work. I quit my job due to depression and I'm currently living at home with my mum with recent extreme self confidence, social anxiety and isolated feelings...

>>578843490
I'm assuming that the one next to you is a chick. Are you going to end your life for gynaecological reasons?

OP. Glue hands on head and jump off building wearing noose made of razor wire. It will appear as if you ripped your head off

>>578843490
I don't recommend public suicide or suicide committed with the intent of a specific individual finding your remains.

Grow the fuck up and talk to a doctor.

>>578843278
I'm not trying to help him in any way. The link I posted was simply information on what works and what doesn't.

>>578844049
>gynaecological reasons
my fucking sides anon
please look up the exact definition of that term

i dont get suicidal people. just sell all you own, buy a plane ticket to Iraq, Afghanistand or some other shitty country and hunst some terrorists. Or you could just go use up all your money on one weekend in las vegas and buy lots of luxury whores

>>578844040
give me a steam game:(

>>578844040
>hurr durr i have easily fixable problems but i am a bitch
man the fuck up you faggot, your life isnt just gonna magically change.

if this is enough for you to kill yourself over you mustve been home schooled or something lol

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>>578844296

>>578844040
Broke so many rules it's not even funny. Those rules were there for good reason, too...

1. /b/ros before hoes
2. Bitches ain't shit
3. Don't hate the player, hate the game

You need to spend a week in the ghetto. Your window of life will be clearer, and you will come out happier.

Or run around the world in 80 days and then tell /b/ if you still want to kill yourself.

>>578844040
Seriously, go talk to a psychiatrist.

>>578841602
It won't take a minute. It takes 20 seconds of pressure on your carotid artery to trigger unconsciousness. A minute or two after that will kill you. It's not the fact that no air is getting to your lungs that knows you out, it's the lack of blood to the brain.

>>578844357
I was home schooled and I've found most obnoxious sniveling emo kids went to public school.

>>578844049
Yeah she was my first partner and likewise I was hers. We were together 3 years and I neglected her completely. She put out in all areas especially the bedroom which makes It so much harder to bear as I know the person she Is with Is lovely and I know what sort of shit they will be doing. It's not just as simple as that however losing her due to my neglectful/easily avoidable behaviour Is 80% of the reason probably..

>>578844531
ah i meant no offense broski, i was implying that this dude has probably been sheltered from the real world most of his life.

>get a new girlfriend
>make new friends
>stop wallowing in self pity

voila OP i fixed your life

>>578844525
This Is the most helpful an reassuring intel I've heard so far. Thanks Anon!

>>578844531
correlation /=/ causation

don't be such a fucking moron. Show some character

fuck.

come to teh UK. we are nice

honest

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timestamp or that isn't you

Are you posting live stream?

>>578839620
Man up faggot. You'll look back on yourself a few years down the road and realize how weak you were acting.

Anon
why not a helium mask

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>>578844620
Well then it's your fault and you are a faggot. 0/10 anon. Your suicide has been approved by the Association of /B/ Moralfag Comittiee.

>>578839620
I'm very close to your situation anon, the true love of my life just told me that she got a new boyfriend, I was ok obout us beeing done, but knowing that she is with someone, and she will probably forget me is just too much for me, I can't live like this anymore, for the last six months I've had a lot of oportunities to get laid or maybe engage in a new relationship but I don't know why, I just dont feel ok with it, I suffer with this and I dont sleep for 3 days now, it was the time that she told me she had a new guy... What makes the situation iven worst is that she lives in a different city now, and the guy lives in the same city... It makes me want to kill myself the pure tought of them hugging or kissing, I don't know how much more time I'll take, I have friends and family and still I feel alone and abondoned... If you want a painless way to kill yourself use Helium, but before you do it just wait a week and if in the end of that week you still wanna do it then fo ahead...

>>578844620
>killing yourself over a bitch
disgusting

>>578844732
>get a new girlfriend
>make new friends
It's not all that easy, but it gets easier if you accomplish the hard parts.
Reading what you put made me think.

>>578844817
>>578844525
Don't Listen to anon, as soon as you begin to lose consciousness you release the pressure and then you come round again. Plus you may just get a blood clot/ DVT and then a stroke or a Pulmonary embolism.

>>578844818
I'm from the Uk!

>>578844732
I haven't been sheltered, that's the problem. If I had been then I would never have got like this. I've had to pay my own way all through my life from an early age of doing shit loads of chores and then paying rent as soon as I was of age to get a job. My family Is very open and we have been many places including compounds in Africa etc.. I'm not up for all this clubbing, getting pissed sleeping around 24/7 generation.

>>578844620
Anon, move on. Learn from your mistakes. Shit. You have the looks to just snatch any other chick like nothing. Shit...

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>>578844817
No problem. Just so you know, I've had lots of suicidal thoughts. I'm glad now I didn't do it but if I was going to, this is how I would do it.

>killing himself over a girl

HAHAHAHAH FAGGOT... call you buddies smoke some weed get smashed stop being a whiny bitch

>>578845085
I get how you feel completely. I have horrible graphical images of her doing shit with him that she did with me. She was very generous too. E.g waking me up with a bj and then giving me a back massage. It fucking sucks big time. I've waited 3 weeks of researching various methods and keep saying I'll give it another few days but It's just became worse and worse.

>>578845114
> implying that hanging will only lead to a pulmonary embolism.
Yeah if someone cuts you down. Losing consciousness doesn't reduce the pressure that's on your arteries.

there's alot more p*ssy to fuck than her so get over her and find some new chick who likes you for who you are instead.. now leave internet and live life, suicide is a permanent solution for a temporarily problem

>>578845117
"clubbing, getting pissed sleeping around 24/7 generation"

But you're killing yourself over a woman. That is miles around more pathetic then some shithead at a club. Liven the fuck up and enjoy yourself. You're tall, handsome, and privileged. Fucking act like it. Get the girl of your dreams.

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>>578844040
youre a fucking disgrace, youre having an existential crisis so youre gonna put youre mum through the most tramutic experiance possible.

if youre gonna kill yourself atleast go into some woods and report the body before you kill yourself so the police will find you and not your family or some dogwalker.

you are and disgrace.

https://play.spotify.com/user/spotify_espa%C3%B1a/playlist/3eRpuwvhZBXhkxVmBRqVQp

>>578839620
lol do it faget. video time pls

>>578845662
3edgy5me

>>578841702
If you choose to do it OP.
Then its your choice.
Just remember that you could get out of all this.
Once you kill yourself, that's it.
Nothing.
No feeling, no anything.
No thoughts, just no existence.
Think about it, everything you feel, is all in your head.

>>578845137
That's the problem. Whilst she was still making connections with friends at work etc whilst I had my same all male close net group of friends who play games and occasionally footy. I was never hugely outgoing... I don't mind going to the pub and shit but clubbing and parties aren't my sort of thing... After this I have lost even more confidence so It will be even harder to make new friends or find a decent girlfriend.

You think you'll feel better after killing yourself? kek

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OP just relax for a moment
everyone on this planet has problems even worse than you

pic related it's my life

>>578845463
>There is always help
>Im guessing you are from down south (Surrey? Hertfordshire? Buckinghamshire?)
>Anon is from UK
>Willing to help
>I care man
>There is a future

Not trying to change your mind, just letting you know people care and suicide is awhhh only too easy my friend, you are stronger than you think and If you hold out for what's round the corner you'll see that

>>578846125
what about drugs.

>>578846125
let me just summarise that for you, friendo

>i know what i need to do to make myself feel better
>its 2hard!1!
>aka 2lazy
>better kill myself lol

come on dude, man up. you already know the solutions for your problems, now get up and fix them.

>>578846125
I'm the same fucking way. But I don't go as far as to kill myself. I've had some thoughts here and there like every other week little teenage faggot, but I realised that all it is your mind playing tricks on you. Get a fucking hobby, or fulfil some dreams. Learn about history, science or whatever that's in your head. Find a religion or live life bashing religions. It's all here for you in this one life you have.

Do not be a statistic.

>>578846338
kek

hang in there motherfucker

OP made his decision, he won't change his mind because of a faggot on /b/

Dont forget to stream it

>>578839620
I tried (cutting my wrists, longways and both arms) maybe five years ago and i am thankful i did not succeed, i realized that i am going to die anyway (im 27 now) and that even though i have done and tried everything you could imagine except having kids, which i am looking forward too, means its all downhill from here and will be boring im liking life more and more. Drugs, having a girlfriend and good friends, socializing and studying (dentistry, lol, highest suicide rate) helps a lot i guess, as does a loving and supporting family.

Anyway, not trying to be a faggot but dont do it, do drugs, find some friends and definitely start seeing a psychologist and it might be a good idea to see a psychiatrist to get medication (i have been on clonazepam for a while now and it helps a lot with anxiety and depresion).

If you do an hero, see you in hell later my freind......

>>578847069
There is no hell, you faggot.

>>578847228
I dont know, cant see myself going to heaven though, im guessing that this is actually hell, if you think about it, constant pain (hunger, teeth growing, diseases) loosing loved ones etc...

But thanks for the input, faggot....

I have been on antidepressants (citalopram) for 2 weeks now. I still don't feel any better about my life :/ Don't get me wrong, I can see there being a good future. I have a nice family and the friends I do have are really nice. I have a guaranteed career In April as an armoured engineer in the army. I still can't be happy. Maybe I'm weak, maybe it's natural selection!

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OP you should kill yourself like a bitch but if you definitely are going through with it the least you could do is find a better way to do it, think about how fucked up that is for your mom to find you like that. Don't you have a car/garage or something?

>>578846125
Mate, I was in exactly the same situation, down to the neglecting them because of something shit. Decided to man up and get on with my life. Found someone who was infinitely better than the girl I broke up with and now I'm happy as fuck. You need a little perspective.

Where in UK you from?

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>>578847861
LOL I meant should NOT, my bad, do not kill yourself lol

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>>578847228

*tips fedora*

Enlightened, as am I. 'Tis a wonderful thing to see.

>>578847659
Natural selection, my fucking ass. You're just young and dumb as dog shit, Leonardo.

>>578847659
Give the meds time to do their work, mind you they might not be the best (medication) for you, you might need to try a few before you find the right one.....try keeping a positive state of mind, and good shit on the job, you will notice once you start working that you will have less time to dwell on the negative and will have more positive things happening (money, new friends/associates etc).....

>>578848156
He looks more like a Raphael to me

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Whats up dude /b/ros...


...

How's it.... hanging itt?

>>578848156
*The red turtle :/
I mean the fact I find It so hard to deal with..
Meaning I'm obviously mentally weaker!
It was sort of a joke. I know it's not actually natural selection.

>>578847981
Norfolk

Fucking pussy OP do it you faggot. Stop saying it and announcing it here. Fuxktard

>>578848051
Well, that's the only logical conclusion a person can reach when you realise all of your ancestors were enslaved and forced to believe bullshit. *tips watermelon*

>>578847659
Antidepressants? Never heard of weed? Really, Michelangelo.... Step up your game.

>>578848662
It's Raphael, but yeah I tried smoking weed every day for the first week or so. Was a quick fix but then the next day I felt just as shit.

I'm fixated on the good times I had in the past with her and gaming with my friends. Times were really happy and good then and I know I will never have that again. That alone Is enough for me to pack my bags.

>>578848975
You seem like a cool guy, Donatello.

10/10 would totally suck your dick

>>578847659
Hey op.

When I first went on citalpram it took me like a month of feeling worse before it started to level out and work for me.

Really rough month. Buy after that happy days.

Stay strong and wait it out.

Great. Another little faggot who wants to kill himself because some spindely little whore who wears too much make up and works at the mall decided she wanted to fuck someone else. You are a faggot and a fucking coward.

>>578848975
if you are depressed because you no longer have "her" then you just need to wait and you will get over her, also find another girlfreind and try different meds/drugs, weed (i smoked daily for about nine years) was good for me but now just makes me depressed.....im on clonazepam at the moment and it helps with anxiety and depression a lot....

>>578848975
are you 15? ur highschool friends dont last forever hahaha oh my god, i am laughing at your life

fucking whiney bitch

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You may as well have a nude of my ex as I won't be needing it come tomorrow!

>>578849530
19, yeah I realise that. I was just using that as a point of when I remember being happy. Knowing I won't get to that point of happiness again sucks.

>>578849672
generous of you op

>>578849487
>>578848975
Weed gave me anxiety. I stopped and now I'm completely sober and life seems rather satisfactory. To make it complete, I need good sex and Filthy Frank's address.

Leonardo listen, you're a fucking retard if you kill yourself like that. We all know you are a little bitch, we all heard about how you sucked your dad off when you were 6. But none of that matters anymore, what matters is that you stream it for us. Don't worry about your mom either, just give me your address and I'll take real good care of her if you sniff my drift.

>>578849834
Honestly OP, you will find that level of happiness again. You gotta tough it out. I know every keeps saying that but it's true. I roughed it out, went to therapy, all that shit. Even my fucking brother died during that part of my life and I still roughed through it. I was 16 at the time he was 17. It gets better man.

>>578849834
only 19, shit, there is so much ahead of you. You will have much more fun and be much happier in the future than you could ever imagine. Also, hard drugs once in a while do wonders, no bs...

>>578849672
moar.

>>578849834
You're older than me and I think you're being a fucking pussy. Hit a chick up from craigslist.

>>578850118
See that alone, makes me feel even shitter, knowing I gave up something someone else would appreciate..

>>578850110
The not knowing how long It will take Is the most depressing bit of It all. I'm not good with patience. I sort of wish I hadn't came on here now as I was only after intel on the suicide. Now I feel slightly apprehensive about going through with It :/

So OP, you will be an hero.

Think about it: To everyone you will be a coward.

But you can change it. Livesream it to /b/ and you will be a legend forever

>>578850629
Or what would be a better way to go out in style by beating a high score in school shooting

OP, figure out some way to post pics. Get a friend to help, maybe. Faggot.

>>578841259

Normally it's after the dismount where people really get torn up.

>>578850816
hahahahah DO IT

>>578850593
you dumb fuck. Dont do it, suicide is a permanent solution to temporary problems. I tried cutting my wrists about five or six years ago (27 now) out of boredom, and am extremely happy and grateful i dint succeed, you will see, life gets better....

>>578839620
have fun OP, put the rope on the side of your head/neck it'll break your neck that way. also check out the chart, which has been made ages ago, which gives an indication of the height/weight ratio you need for maximum effectiveness.

>>578850593
Yeah, you feel shitty giving up something that someone else would appreciate, but you don't think you'll feel shittier throwing away yourself?

Your family and friends appreciate you. And if you do live on, your future lovers and kids will as well.

>>578851239
suck a dick faggot

>>578851501
This guy, this guy knows what he is talking about....

>>578851619
come at me bro, you worthless piece of shit....

>>578847069

Dude if you thought you were depressed and anxious before, wait till you decide to stop taking the klonopin, or your Dr decides that for you. Benzo withdrawals are literally the worst most indescribably bad feeling ever, and it goes on for YEARS after you stop. I'm currently 15 months into Valium withdrawal and am still in a paranoid anxious clinically depressed hell.

And if you decide to stay on them for life instead of having to face getting off them, then enjoy your early onset Alzheimer's disease which they have been shown to cause.

Seriously benzos are worse than fucking heroin for addiction, dependancqnce and withdrawal,seeing someone suggesting some minorly depressed and anxious guy take them when there are hundreds of non-life ruining treatment available makes my blood boil, your just perpetuating the misery they cause.Benzos should have been taken off the market years ago

>>578850593
you know if you quit weed or any drugs you will feel depressed a time. because you miss the stuff thats in it...

just find someone who you can tell your problems with , i talked to a psychologist

helped me a lot..