New Zealand thread. NZfags get in here.
Anyone else on exams atm?
just going to leave this here
Seriously though, fuck that exam
I passed NCEA level 1 before externals, with Merit. Those were the glory days ;_;
No exams till next week those glorious feels
Dunners here also, shits like a ghost town out there.
I love it too but I cant help but feel things are going to start to suck with the saturation marvel is dropping down with this next 9 movies and whatever comes after that
Sup faggots NZ THREAD REPRESENT
New Plymouth (circa 1855-1860)
Princes Street, Dunedin 1861
My ancestors had to deal with hardships I'll never know, while I sit here talking shit on the internet. Sucks to be them. Modernity is sweet as.
Never forget that our ancestors came to this country and built it up from nothing and now, their ungrateful blood, are giving it away and apologising for our ancestors sweating and bleeding so that we would have the chance to better ourselves and work even harder so that our children would have even greater chances.
m8 you got a fuckn eye problem governor
Some Scottish hate the English.
Just as some Scottish left Scotland because of how much they disliked the English (yet when to a country being run by Englishmen).
Some English left England because it was shit just the same as many left because they wanted to go somewhere less developed, somewhere with better air, because they saw a chance to open up shops/businesses etc and left with a heavy heart.
Something like 60,000 Brits returned home to Britain during the first few decades after the Treaty was signed at a time where it could take up to six months to travel here.
>You know me like no other, babe.
Right, more direct then.
Going to be in Auckland CBD on Saturday evening with nothing to do. Any /b/tards wanna hang? Grab a pint or something - i'm thinking of doing one of them pub crawls
>That was a good one, Jeremy.
Why do some people like to paint pre-European society has nobly utopian and egalitarian and European settlers as imperialist, racist, rednecks destroying other cultures. I'm pretty sure the Angles, Welsh, Scots and Irish had the best of intentions when coming here - to farm the land, to forest, to cultivate, to trade and to live a lively, yet peaceful existences.
slut i rooted in hamilton (wrapped up of course fags) want more?
+ people should stop acting like the UK was the nazis of imperialism people should take a look at the Spanish at least England tried to decolonise properly its not their fault some countries didnt want to wait
Oh fuck off with that. You'd think that the fact that mori ori is clearly related to maori would clue you idiots in to the fact that they are the same people.
theres one more to stay clear of, and thats billy's (billy maverick)
they all are super cheap super nasty bourban and cola RTD's usually about 20bux for a dozen.
its quite interesting when u look at the mori ori's they had made non violent society on chatham islands due to the low resources and wat not and being separated form the main land and its wars. then the maoris ate them and their history ends.
So it's ok for the same people to kill the same people but not for others to kill other people?
But, aren't we all the same? Aren't all people the same? Yay for equality!
Except when you're very argument can be used to argue against your argument in which case you'll argue something totally unrelated and beside the point.
Like you just did.
Gf, also from HIVmilton (No HIV though last I checked)
The Maori are humans like the rest of us. Pillaging and slaughtering other iwi and hapu is no different from the Romans conquering the Gauls, Britons and Dacians.
Every culture has killed some other culture. I'm just disputing the often disseminated idea that the mori ori were a pre maori civilisation. That they did that doesn't justify our actions, they're all sins. You don't get to declare an entire race guity.
Right but that applies exactly to the British here, as well.
Part of the reason the British declared sovereignty over New Zealand was because they were asked to, and they wished to, stop the intertribal warfare.
The british believed they had no standing to do so as the country had no laws, it had no court, etc. Britain, during the time this was going on, could not legally enforce laws without there being laws (this is especially true of how France, Spain, Germany et al) would have responded. They would have still tried to colonise land if it wasn't legally British).
This is nothing to say about the lawlessnes of many of the British that had come here, too. When officals from England came they were horrified at how the whalers, etc, were behaving but they had no legal right to tell them to stop.
They couldn't tell the people here not to muder, etc (murder, Maori or whomever) because they had no legal right to do so).
Hastings master race repot for dooty
Hello, Sam. How are you tonight?
Right, and you're right, but it is a valid part of history and stands as evidence against the liberal push to have Maori seen as these totally harmless, nature loving pacifists.
The thing is that I've lived in NZ for 23 years and I've never heard the maori described as that. The popular conception of them has been warriors for as long as I can recall.
You spoken to someone about your plans for the other night?
I've lived here for 26 years and study history and, while it's popular knowledge they were (and are) are rough people, there is a massive push (decades long) to simply excuse that as a reaction against colonialism amongest other things.
Half Maori Half brit here
Maori's never accepted me
White people never accepted me
No one knows what I am
People think I'm italian
never assimilated toward anything
Got what I assume is a Maori/nigger dick 7 inches nice and thick, but black as hell
Skin kind of olive'y
Have tall Maori genetics, easy to get buff, and white facial features,
I'm okay with this
Not surprised to find so many of /b/ kiwis are from Hastings. Fucking place.
You can't even go to Pak n Save without a bunch of Vanuatu or Tongans standing about staring at you like you are a hot chick.
Theres an actual transexual man working in Pak and Save. He waddles around with a limp wrist, amazing.
Hastings is grey, flat, boring.
The best thing you can do is get a watties staff card and hit up the $1 4kg cans of baked beans at the shop.
Alternatively you can go to Flaxmere and hang about in the parks at night. If you are white, yeah that will be good fun.
Half Indian and half European here (Scottish and French on the European side). Many people mistake me for being Cook Island Maori, Arabic, Italian and South American.
I literally walked round in my pyjamas, no shoes, completely drunk out my face, nursing a bottle of Roosters Haymaker, being followed by 3 korean girls. Walked around the supermarket, bought some wonkers sour red liqourish and nobody even batted an eyelid. Hastings is cool like that.
killa beez otara whaattt!!
put cha colors on homie put cha colors on!!
we comfy here?
>59 unique posters
I'll fucking pop your dronger crockpot
W O R D
I'll fucking queemadinger your pumpernickel cunt
I'll send you to Invercargil nyoong
do wop-a chooby?
Your mum will age 12 years when time dilates as she nears my gargantuan cock kiddie pop
damn i h8 being sober
atleas8 i'm not a smoker
yeah I can translate for you
>how about siphon me awf and tell me m04r
"JDEG6bpo doesn't know how to make happy saucy with his pipe"
Fuck you're rude mate. I just came here to have a casual intellectual chat and you come barreling in with your penis half erect expecting everyone ITT to suck it. Typical kiwi scum
when's fresh off the boat airing?
there was going to be a sitcom made based on the life of Eddie Huang
A round of applause for the gentleman with the green tag.
If anyone wants to discuss the metaphysics of timetravel, I'll be here all night writing an essay on the bloody stuff.
>tfw working on a secret project
maybe we could still make it to the church steps
>What is there to do in Auckland CBD on a Saturday night?
Walk down K Road and laugh at all the niggers fighting each other, the trannies running around high on P and the fags screaming like schoolgirls
Walk down Queen street and see all the Asian kids with money being civilized, and all the white trash from the suburbs starting fights
Go down to the Viaduct and see middle class white boys try to pick up shitfaced middle class girls, then when the boys can't get laid they go to Providor and try to find a cougar
There you go, plenty to see and do!
>They came here because England was shit.
England is still shit unless you are rich and live in London...
>tfw craving sweet potatoes
I am thinking of starting a political party and so am developing ways to gain support. The party will most likely be based in south auckland.
In order to gain enough support to win the seat, I believe I must demonstrate to the community that I wish to work for their interests.
To do so I have developed a list of activities that will win the support of the community.
>organised groups to clean up public areas and shopping centers
>voluntarily painting local businesses
>orginization of community patrol groups to ward off crime and graffiti (through beatings if necessary)
>organizing local sports competitions for children and teens
>possibility of fixing local properties fencing, cutting lawns etc
>tfw still generating a tripcode
National Socialist party
I'm retired now and I've got a lot of time & money on my hands.
If I keep coming across you brainwashed morons trying jam these plastic advertising whores down everyone's throats, I'm going to make it my personal goal to end their careers.
Indian girls are where it's at
No way. It has to be subtle enough to evade critics, yet obvious enough to draw in support. I don't want to be branded a nazi, too much stigma
what a qt~
What about NZ First?
post Yuri next
post the ugliest one
You must be new here. The asian pics used to really rustle my jimmies, but with time I learned to accept them, just like you must accept inquiries as to why IDs have returned
post this qt
Anyone else got nudes? Welly preferably.
who else do you have?
friendly reminder that all these 82 unique posters are me!
the precious destroyer of 9
You beautiful bastard, I was about to ask the same thing.
Hey bro. She Welly?
i keep it 300
like the romans