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New Zealand thread. NZfags get in here.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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New Zealand thread. NZfags get in here.
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Hey, westie here.
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why are IDs even back?

captcha acid icentapt
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Anyone else on exams atm?
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Waits patiently for NZbro to post hot Koreans.
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>>578783720
He's late, no such thing as punctuality anymore.
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welly reporting in

hopefully getting some dank tomorrow morning

Shits been dry asf
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This thread is like a prem baby, gotta keep it alive until it can fend for itself.
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Hello, boys!
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Selling ritalin and looking for weed in Tauranga.
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just going to leave this here
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>>578783874
Unacceptable.
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>>578785214
Fuck, haven't seen Shelly in ages.

What she up to these days?
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back to straya you cunts

you'res truly

-Heav's
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why are IDs even back?
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IDbro here.

why are IDs even back?
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Guys I'm starting a web campaign.

Philip Smith for Kiwi ambassador to Brazil.
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Seriously though, fuck that exam
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>>578787178
Oh, wow, you are funny.

You should go on 7 Days or something, oi. Fuck, funny as.
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>>578787591
>implying I'm not Jeremy Corbett
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>>578786669
What is idbro
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>>578783626
chur gotta get that fuckin ncea level 1
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>>578787893
The guy with the i, d that is.
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>>578788105
I passed NCEA level 1 before externals, with Merit. Those were the glory days ;_;
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>>578788317
and look at you now...
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>>578788105
English tomorrow?
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>>578788459
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No exams till next week those glorious feels
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>>578788557
no, i was taking the piss. go to bed.
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>>578788637
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>>578788830
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Dunners checking in, everybody bailing up north now that exams are wrapping up, fucking sucks
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>>578788459
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>>578789040
Dunners here also, shits like a ghost town out there.
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I wish

I wish

I was rich
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>>578789720
and he arrives
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CATCH ME ON FIRE
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>>578789645
Yep now we get the yearly cycle of ghost town, then flooded with newly 18yo post ncea exams, awesome...
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Anyone else been watching The Flash? It's pretty sweet if you're into comic book shit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fADAzKgyajY
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>>578790782
Its on my list but Ive heard it has periods of good then shit
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>>578790959
There's only been 4 eps so far, but they've been pretty good. Great superspeed effects too.
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>>578782128
Oh NZ. why do you fail to understand the Australian ways?!
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wheres da nz nudes thread?
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>>578791724
Same reason I don't know why ants do what they do.
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>>578792027
Its the same ones posted everytime might as well just put em in here
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>>578792168
statue bro?
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>>578790782

Yeah man, I know pretty much everyone else is gettin sick of capeshit but I'm loving it
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>>578792836
I love it too but I cant help but feel things are going to start to suck with the saturation marvel is dropping down with this next 9 movies and whatever comes after that
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>>578792945
Hey even if it's mostly shit there will still diamonds in the shit.
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>>578793308
At least dc is keeping their amount pretty low I defiantly do prefer the marvel ones to them
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>>578793506
As far as comics go I'm a way bigger DC fan, and I'm optimistic about how the cinematic universe will turn out.
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Sup faggots NZ THREAD REPRESENT
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>>578787724
>implying he's funny
>ishygddt
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>>578793792
LMFAO xD thats reallly reaaaaallly funny!! may i please use it??
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SOUTH AUCKLAND NIGGERS GET ON HERE
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Nelson ca 1865
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New Plymouth (circa 1855-1860)
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Princes Street, Dunedin 1861
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I think an important issue for the youth of auckland needs to be addressed....y do jaffas like corona so much?
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>>578795257
>>578795357
>>578795471

My ancestors had to deal with hardships I'll never know, while I sit here talking shit on the internet. Sucks to be them. Modernity is sweet as.
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Ill fuck you all up, Im in Westlake Queer school
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>>578796191
The Fighting Faggots are truly a force to be reckoned with.
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>>578796081
Never forget that our ancestors came to this country and built it up from nothing and now, their ungrateful blood, are giving it away and apologising for our ancestors sweating and bleeding so that we would have the chance to better ourselves and work even harder so that our children would have even greater chances.
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>>578788710
ahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhaahaa
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literally just shat my pants

I have food poisoning I thought it was air

but it wasn't
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>>578796816
>Victory never smelled so sweet.
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>>578796816
m8 you got a fuckn eye problem governor
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>>578796680
Most of our ancestors came here because they were losers in England. No reason to be all romantic about it.
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Auckland CBD / North Shore

Looking for Weed / Ridalin
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>>578796680
But NZ is still shit.
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>>578796080
nah bro they drink codys and get violent
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>>578797160
The fuck you say about me cunt!
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What is there to do in Auckland CBD on a Saturday night?
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>>578797039
Plenty of them came to get rich or because they were rich and wanted to get richer. New countries have plenty of un tapped money making ventures
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>>578797039
Complete lie.

>>578797106
Because of modern man.
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share those kiwi girls you pavlova fags
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They came here because England was shit.
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>>578797160
diesels are far superior to codys u get violent for cheaper
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why are IDs even back?
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>tfw not in the mood to post
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>>578798112
Every single person that moved here came because England was shit? So all the Scots moved to NZ because England was shit?
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>>578795471
Whoa I threw up there over a century and half later
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>>578798907
Yeah, England was shit to them.
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>>578799570
You know no matter how much bullshit you talk it doesn't change that you're wrong.
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>>578799732
The Scottish hate the English, that aint no bullshit.
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>>578800186
Some Scottish hate the English.

Just as some Scottish left Scotland because of how much they disliked the English (yet when to a country being run by Englishmen).

Some English left England because it was shit just the same as many left because they wanted to go somewhere less developed, somewhere with better air, because they saw a chance to open up shops/businesses etc and left with a heavy heart.

Something like 60,000 Brits returned home to Britain during the first few decades after the Treaty was signed at a time where it could take up to six months to travel here.
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cmon guys, LBC nudes. I know someone has some.
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>>578800685
Look I'm pretty drunk, so you're going to have explain what the argument we're having is, also what side of it you're on.
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>>578801181
Let's just cut the bullshit and fuck.
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do we like Nicki Minaj here?
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>>578801257
You know me like no other, babe.
>>578801462
I like a certain part of her.
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Hey New Zealand, Canada here

What's a Cody and what's a Diesel?

Beers? Are they any good?
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>>578801624
>You know me like no other, babe.
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>>578782128
How's it going over there, Australia Jr?
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Right, more direct then.

Going to be in Auckland CBD on Saturday evening with nothing to do. Any /b/tards wanna hang? Grab a pint or something - i'm thinking of doing one of them pub crawls
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I stayed in NZ for 2 years. Lived in Napier, Hastings, Christchurch, Tauranga, Opotiki.

S'alright.
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>>578801848
go to Krd and buy some crack then go get a gobby from a asian tranny
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>>578801668
>>578801668
>>578801668
>>578801668

pls respond
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>>578801668
bourbon and coke used to be the cheapest way to get fucked up but they had to drop them down to 7%
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>>578801816
There's nothing "junior" about my dick, boy.
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>>578802012
>Napier, Hastings, Christchurch, Tauranga, Opotiki.
Interesting collection of places?

By interesting I mean, bit strange?
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>>578802249
Ah ok so that's a Diesel

What's a Cody's, I googled it and got German beer?
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>>578802187
bourbon and coke.
this video is what cody's do to the country.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvnDPwft75s
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>>578802187
What white trash drink
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>>578802290
If NZ was an album those would be the deep cuts.
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>>578802430
Same thing.
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>>578802290
Yeah. Hastings has drive through drug houses and Opotiki has, a post office.
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>>578802505
>>578802509
>>578802531
thanks mates

who the fuck gets 8 year olds drunk that's like some winnipeg shit. except they huff petrol.
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>>578802665
Here they just huff LPG then wonder why they keep blowing their faces off
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>>578802519
>That was a good one, Jeremy.
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>>578802505
I must say that kid has remarkable balance for someone who just slammed 18 codys
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Looks like the Australian flag?
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>>578802603
>Welcome to Aotearoa
>Where the fun never stops
>Because it never started
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>>578802505
Made my day
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>>578802921
Ah fuck off America's flag looks like Liberia's
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>>578802829
the degenerates who gave them to him got off pretty much scot free as well
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>>578802603
I've never gotten anything from hastings, always napier. Weird. I live in hastings now as well
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Anyone else take psychiatric meds?

Do you get anything good?

Ever been in hospital?
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>>578803158
Probably because you look like a hori.
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>>578803261
I was on seroquel for a while. Don't know why I was put on it, made me nuttt as fuck.
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>>578803261
Alcohol is a psychiatric med, you just don't need prescription for it.
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>>578803295
>>be me
>>be white
>>be richfag
hmm. probably
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Why do some people like to paint pre-European society has nobly utopian and egalitarian and European settlers as imperialist, racist, rednecks destroying other cultures. I'm pretty sure the Angles, Welsh, Scots and Irish had the best of intentions when coming here - to farm the land, to forest, to cultivate, to trade and to live a lively, yet peaceful existences.
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>>578803671
It's a massive grey area. Both sides were good, both sides were bad.
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>>578803671
And look where that got them.
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>>578803671
Its not whitey that murdered all the mori oris....
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>>578803671
Hardly anyone does that now, but just because they people you conquered were savages doesn't mean you can treat them like shit.
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slut i rooted in hamilton (wrapped up of course fags) want more?
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>>578803671
+ people should stop acting like the UK was the nazis of imperialism people should take a look at the Spanish at least England tried to decolonise properly its not their fault some countries didnt want to wait
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>>578804009
sure why not
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>>578804009
i want a name as well
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>>578804009
>>578804009
yes please, whats her name, she looks like an ex, yummy
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>>578803908
Oh fuck off with that. You'd think that the fact that mori ori is clearly related to maori would clue you idiots in to the fact that they are the same people.
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yo is harry flood reading this thread?
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>>578801668
theres one more to stay clear of, and thats billy's (billy maverick)
they all are super cheap super nasty bourban and cola RTD's usually about 20bux for a dozen.
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>>578804326
lel alright thanks mate i'll steer clear if i ever visit
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>>578803908
its quite interesting when u look at the mori ori's they had made non violent society on chatham islands due to the low resources and wat not and being separated form the main land and its wars. then the maoris ate them and their history ends.
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wellybro, anyone round uni/cbd got weed?
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>>578804216
its still an entire culture they wiped out regardless if they are different ethnicities
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>>578804216
So it's ok for the same people to kill the same people but not for others to kill other people?

But, aren't we all the same? Aren't all people the same? Yay for equality!

Except when you're very argument can be used to argue against your argument in which case you'll argue something totally unrelated and beside the point.

Like you just did.
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Gf, also from HIVmilton (No HIV though last I checked)
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The Maori are humans like the rest of us. Pillaging and slaughtering other iwi and hapu is no different from the Romans conquering the Gauls, Britons and Dacians.
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>>578804870
Humans are humans
>Animals are animals
>>Fuckers are fuckers
<Fuck
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>>578804552
>>578804585
Every culture has killed some other culture. I'm just disputing the often disseminated idea that the mori ori were a pre maori civilisation. That they did that doesn't justify our actions, they're all sins. You don't get to declare an entire race guity.
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more hamilton/auckland sluts!
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nice gf
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>>578805232
Auckland/Napier
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>>578805065
Right but that applies exactly to the British here, as well.

Part of the reason the British declared sovereignty over New Zealand was because they were asked to, and they wished to, stop the intertribal warfare.

The british believed they had no standing to do so as the country had no laws, it had no court, etc. Britain, during the time this was going on, could not legally enforce laws without there being laws (this is especially true of how France, Spain, Germany et al) would have responded. They would have still tried to colonise land if it wasn't legally British).

This is nothing to say about the lawlessnes of many of the British that had come here, too. When officals from England came they were horrified at how the whalers, etc, were behaving but they had no legal right to tell them to stop.

They couldn't tell the people here not to muder, etc (murder, Maori or whomever) because they had no legal right to do so).
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>>578804009

Name please
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>>578788105
Underage, or just plain pathetic detect.
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>>578802921
It was ours first
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>>578806002
>muh false dichotomy

could be having a giggle m9
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>>578803158
Flaxmere.
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Hastings master race repot for dooty
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>>578806275
>ter race repot for doot
Yo /b/ro,
hastfag here. heerotaunga street fo life
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>>578805591
I'm no history expert, all I meant was don't bring up the mori ori as an excuse to discriminate against the maori.
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>>578806275
dooty or doody
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>>578806401
Hello, Sam. How are you tonight?

>>578806435
Right, and you're right, but it is a valid part of history and stands as evidence against the liberal push to have Maori seen as these totally harmless, nature loving pacifists.
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>>578806275
Yoo, another from the hastings master race here
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>>578806718
hey
>>578806864
didn't think it was posting
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>>578806718
The thing is that I've lived in NZ for 23 years and I've never heard the maori described as that. The popular conception of them has been warriors for as long as I can recall.
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>>578806401
Nice!you have snapchat?
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>>578807356
Yes. Not gonna post. Hahaha.
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Anaru sucks cock
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>>578806979
You spoken to someone about your plans for the other night?

>>578807278
I've lived here for 26 years and study history and, while it's popular knowledge they were (and are) are rough people, there is a massive push (decades long) to simply excuse that as a reaction against colonialism amongest other things.
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Kek.email then?
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NEW AUCKLAND NUDE NAWWW!!!!!! !
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>>578807656
made secondary snapmek_pp
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Fuck.
Meant to reply to
>>578807450
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>>578807823
kek
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Coromandle peninsula reporting in
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Welly fag ere
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>>578807961
Same here
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Half Maori Half brit here
Maori's never accepted me
White people never accepted me
No one knows what I am
People think I'm italian

never assimilated toward anything

Got what I assume is a Maori/nigger dick 7 inches nice and thick, but black as hell
Skin kind of olive'y
Have tall Maori genetics, easy to get buff, and white facial features,

I'm okay with this
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Not surprised to find so many of /b/ kiwis are from Hastings. Fucking place.

You can't even go to Pak n Save without a bunch of Vanuatu or Tongans standing about staring at you like you are a hot chick.

Theres an actual transexual man working in Pak and Save. He waddles around with a limp wrist, amazing.

Hastings is grey, flat, boring.

The best thing you can do is get a watties staff card and hit up the $1 4kg cans of baked beans at the shop.

Alternatively you can go to Flaxmere and hang about in the parks at night. If you are white, yeah that will be good fun.
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any graff fags arorund?
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>>578808319
Being mixed is great. I've got enough maori to get scholarships and shit but I also look white so I can get a job.
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>>578808380
kek.

Love people hating on Hastings.
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>>578804765
is that fucking dearna
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>>578808261
Where abouts?
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From Hastings. Hate the place though. Hoodrats everywhere
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>>578808380
I live in Waitakere and there's a tranny at my Countdown.
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>>578808761
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Half Indian and half European here (Scottish and French on the European side). Many people mistake me for being Cook Island Maori, Arabic, Italian and South American.
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>>578808561
I literally walked round in my pyjamas, no shoes, completely drunk out my face, nursing a bottle of Roosters Haymaker, being followed by 3 korean girls. Walked around the supermarket, bought some wonkers sour red liqourish and nobody even batted an eyelid. Hastings is cool like that.
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>>578808508
what city u in?
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>>578809541
Graff is short for Grafton, I presume. So Auckland.
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>>578808685
Thames
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Don't die on me thread.
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>>578810617
Kiwis can't do it with their own dicks, you think they can keep this thread up?

I kid I kid.
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>>578810771
If we can get hard for a sheep, we can get hard for a thread.
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RIP
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any wellyfags got shannen mcerlain nudes?
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Yeah, shit cunts with no nudes
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West Auckland Gang Member here

KINGS UP!!!!!
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>>578811570
Kill yourself
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>>578811637
yo fuck g wea you g ill fukin kill u and ur whole family g KINGS UP!!!! HEAD HUNTER!!!!!
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>>578811784
Morris deserved it
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>>578811570
Kings of what exactly? Some shitty state housing complex? Yeah, you guys are really the boss of shit around here.
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killa beez otara whaattt!!
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put cha colors on homie put cha colors on!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azxT1FW0Vj8
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we comfy here?
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>>578812779
2comfy. Lying in bed with music on in the dark getting my knob slobbed.
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>59 unique posters
ALL ME
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>>578804009
name?
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>>578813006
Say hi to dave for me.
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>>578812497
I'll fucking pop your dronger crockpot
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>>578813006
W O R D

it's comfy...

...2 comfy
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>>578783626
Got my last uni exam for the year tomorrow afternoon
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>>578813370
Muh comfort.
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CATCH ME ON FIRE
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>>578813604
I'll fucking queemadinger your pumpernickel cunt
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>>578813293
come say dat shiet to my face u fukin drop nutz.
nefing u sae is liez u keybord warriah
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>>578813567
I'll send you to Invercargil nyoong
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>>578788557
lol year 12 are you?
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>>578813293
i'll let you know that if you crock my pot i will cheese you till there is no rif raff left inya
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>>578813874
do wop-a chooby?
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>>578813938
Your mum will age 12 years when time dilates as she nears my gargantuan cock kiddie pop
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>>578812497
>>be me
>>be on phone for an hour with gf
>>turn speakers up real loud so she can hear it
>>forget about volume
>>mfw play this
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DunedinFag reporing in #gigawhothefuckcares
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>>578811570
Gang scum, go take a swim in Ruapehu's lake.
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>>578814396
what cunt
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>>578813479
how about siphon me awf and tell me m04r
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>>578814512
kek
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>>578814561
Dafuq? Anyone got a translator for this fag?
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damn i h8 being sober

atleas8 i'm not a smoker
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>>578811570
Get a life, a job, and a real colour
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>>578814507
#iknowh2hastagrofl
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>>578814745
yeah I can translate for you
>how about siphon me awf and tell me m04r
"JDEG6bpo doesn't know how to make happy saucy with his pipe"
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>>578814745
Fuck you're rude mate. I just came here to have a casual intellectual chat and you come barreling in with your penis half erect expecting everyone ITT to suck it. Typical kiwi scum
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>>578815215
when's fresh off the boat airing?
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>>578815404
Airing? A shit ton of episodes are on munchies now
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>>578815465
And it's called Huang's world now D:
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Looking for weed North Shore
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God knows how fucked we'd be if ajmal was still allowed to bowl. Any slack dunners femanons on?
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>>578785212
There is fuck all weed in Tauranga until after Christmas bro
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>>578815465
>>578815569
there was going to be a sitcom made based on the life of Eddie Huang
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>>578815215
On your knees then ;)
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>>578783626
yeah, just had chem3
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>>578815215
nah ur dumb bogan filth
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>>578793792
Yousef u faggot
>>
>>578785214
hot
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>>578816243
A round of applause for the gentleman with the green tag.

If anyone wants to discuss the metaphysics of timetravel, I'll be here all night writing an essay on the bloody stuff.
>>
I need an army to take out a mini boss in one tree hill, who shall fight for me!
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>>578816871
1v1 it like a real man
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>tfw working on a secret project
GET HYPE
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maybe we could still make it to the church steps
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>>578797559
>What is there to do in Auckland CBD on a Saturday night?


Walk down K Road and laugh at all the niggers fighting each other, the trannies running around high on P and the fags screaming like schoolgirls

Walk down Queen street and see all the Asian kids with money being civilized, and all the white trash from the suburbs starting fights

Go down to the Viaduct and see middle class white boys try to pick up shitfaced middle class girls, then when the boys can't get laid they go to Providor and try to find a cougar

There you go, plenty to see and do!
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>>578798112
>They came here because England was shit.

England is still shit unless you are rich and live in London...
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>tfw craving sweet potatoes
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>>578801848

check out:


>>578802178
and
>>578817723
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I am thinking of starting a political party and so am developing ways to gain support. The party will most likely be based in south auckland.

In order to gain enough support to win the seat, I believe I must demonstrate to the community that I wish to work for their interests.

To do so I have developed a list of activities that will win the support of the community.
>organised groups to clean up public areas and shopping centers
>voluntarily painting local businesses
>orginization of community patrol groups to ward off crime and graffiti (through beatings if necessary)
>organizing local sports competitions for children and teens
>possibility of fixing local properties fencing, cutting lawns etc

Thoughts?
>>
>>578783626

just finished all my law exams for this year in the time that was meant to be "stress free study week" god fucking damn it... Kia kaha
>>
Welly fag reporting in, who's keen on some CSGO or Age of empires 2?
>>
>>578818216
Wellyfag here but I'll pass on the games sorry bro.
>>
Yeah I'll give latham that, it was a pretty hard fought century in a dying cause
>>
>>578818109
And what will be the name?
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>tfw still generating a tripcode
>>
>>578818759
Not certain for the time being. Some kind of name promoting nationalism, but without being so obvious.
suggestions?
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>>578819070
National2.0
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>>578818146
kevin
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>>578819070
National Socialist party
>>
Brazilian here. Looking to move to NZ as a possibility in a few years. What do I need to know?
>>
>>578812779
>>578813026
>>578813370
>>578815404
>>578816018
>>578789645
>>578818957
>>578817962
>>578817631
>>578816989

I'm retired now and I've got a lot of time & money on my hands.
If I keep coming across you brainwashed morons trying jam these plastic advertising whores down everyone's throats, I'm going to make it my personal goal to end their careers.
>>
>>578819450
That you will be raped by me
Every new zealander gets fucked by atleast 18
>>
>>578819450

Don't be brazilian
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>>578819448
I was thinking more along the lines of national pride, or national prosperity... the name needs to be catchy though
>>
>>578819448
Man, I did Nazi that coming!
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>>578819676
pakeha party or white party
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>>578819501
word

Indian girls are where it's at
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>>578819829
No way. It has to be subtle enough to evade critics, yet obvious enough to draw in support. I don't want to be branded a nazi, too much stigma
>>
>>578820016
>>
>>578819450
How to get shit faced and abuse social welfare
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>>578789645
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>>578820306
what a qt~
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>>578819070
What about NZ First?
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>>578817962
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>>578820551
post Yuri next
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>>578820746
Fuck off with this shit
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>>578820746
too boring ... her eyes are the only blatant procedure
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>>578820937
post the ugliest one
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lol
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>>578821079
>>
any naki fags around?
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>>578820839
You must be new here. The asian pics used to really rustle my jimmies, but with time I learned to accept them, just like you must accept inquiries as to why IDs have returned
>>
>>578821131
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>>578821328
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>>578821157
post this qt
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dibs on 300
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Anyone else got nudes? Welly preferably.
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>>578821528
same as yul ... procedures aren't blatant, with exception to her dental work
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>>578821758
who else do you have?
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friendly reminder that all these 82 unique posters are me!
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>>578821856
the precious destroyer of 9
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>>578821729
You beautiful bastard, I was about to ask the same thing.
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>>578822057
Hey bro. She Welly?
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>>578822217
Indeed she is but I don't have any others handy at the moment. Too poor to upgrade the app and get at the files easily.
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i keep it 300

like the romans

300 bitches

i'm out

bitches
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