First to guess who wins decides next two contestants. Traditional

>>578671193
blue

>>578671335
yellow

Yellow

>>578671193
>Because you don't have anything better to do than to watch candy do battle.

It's true

Blue

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>>578671335
And blue is our new champion!

He's escaped completely unscathed, so we will only need 1 new color for him to fight.

Who do you choose to go against blue in the arena?

>>578671763
Red

>>578671193
Who's got the m&ms battle copy pasta letter? Shit was pretty funny.

>>578671840

that's orange you moron

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This rounds projections everyone?
Will blue prevail again?

>>578671840
If this, i bet on blue

>>578671994
Check your privilege you transcolourblindphobic cis scum

Yellow, the next one will win

>>578672271
Blue is the people's champ. He cannot lose.

>>578672271
see
>>578672285

Blue of course!!!!!

>>578672271
Blue master race.

>>578672271
underdog red will defeat all

>>578672580
blue is weak from battle though

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None of you niggers are guessing red so I'll just give you the bad news.

>>578672834
this faggot wins though >>578672791

>>578672791
>>578672834
told you underdog red will defeat all.
He will show his power by also crushing a yellow like blue did

>>578672834
Let another blue avenge his brother's death

Against Yellow this time

>>578672834
RIP in peace blue. I will always hold a special place in my heart for you.

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>>578672791
Winrar!

Who faces red in his second battle, commrade?

>>578673165
>>578672974
He will show that he can also defeat a yellow like blue did

>>578673165
Make the two niggers fight each other

yellow

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OP is on mobile so I might be a little retarded sometimes.

RED VS. YELLOW
Ref has no noticeable structural damage, so this ones up in the air folks.
Should be a real doosey

red

Red is weak, like the first yellow and the blue
This yellow will destroy at least 3 others fighters

>>578673612
like I said, red reigns supreme!

>>578673612
I bet on yellow. The structural defect might be decieving.

>>578671193
We dont get to name em?
bahh whats the point

>>578673612
I bet on yellow. NEXT IS GREEN, NICKNAMED "ARMSTRONG DICKSMASHER"

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>>578673778
Everyone give it up for tonight's first two time champ!

Who has what it takes to beat our new crimson gladiator, anon?

>>578674193
No-one. I want to see red smash a nigger next.

>>578674193
Brown

>>578674193
green

green

>>578674193
Blue master race

>>578674193
told you my red underdog soldier reigns supreme. I'd toss him against an orange to show those wanabee red fags what a red man is made of!

>>578674193
>>578674293
Do it, see how the slave fares against this mighty gladiator

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>>578671193
>>578671763
>>578672271
>>578672834
>>578673165
>>578673612
>>578674193

I'm onto your shit OP. The winner better be sent to the M&M's brand

>>578674449
nice ID m8

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The question on everyone's mind: Will this nigger see it coming?

Frankly I don't know.
This rounds winner also names the champion

>>578674873
nigger will break the indjun

>>578674873
All on red

>>578674873
my red underdog will smash this nigger

>>578674973
hardly a underdog anymore though, 3 times the victories of anyone else

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>>578674682
me too

I betcha the nigger will crush the indian

>>578674873
betting on nigger

>>578674873
Nigger is the new champion indeed.

>>578675060
Still, I was the only one who called that he would win against that weak blue one.

I named him my red underdog, and he will stay by that name in my heart

This is infintely better than the retarded roll threads.

>>578671193
Blue wills almost always win due to being the newest color. They make it differently. Also, a factor is which is on the thumb and which is on the index finger, but blue will still always win if it hasn't already battled a ton

>>578675283
Shut up faggot. I have a red ID so if he's anyone's champion, he's mine. But I say he's the champion of the people.

>>578674873
Nigger powah

>>578675441
>The people's champions
if red wins, he shall be called MODS

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red

Nigger vs indian?
Propably nigger

did OP die

red wins

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>>578674910
And he has!

What name do you bestow on our ebony executioner, anon?
More importantly, who will his next victim be?

Nigger will prevail
Betting my dollhouse and my Hot Wheels on him

Tried this many times with different types of m&m's, the result is always both cracking at the same time.

OP is pre-breaking one, sage.

>>578676057
HELL YEAH
Next victime will be as white as possible.

>>578676057
Nigger Alí shall be his name

>>578676057
Fucking nigger! I bet the Jews did this!

>>578676057

Let Tyrone beat up a chink (yellow).

>>578671193
Put nigger M&M against Green faggot OP

>>578675146

I don't know why someone on facebook stealing the pasta annoys me so much.

>>578676124
this

>>578676124
You had to come and ruin the fun, dont you, Heaven? Im fed up with your shit, you always come to ruin everything.

>>578676241
seconded
he shall fight a weabo with fake tan (orange or yellow)

>>578676457
For some people, a scripted prank is just as funny as a real one. I'm not one of those people. If you are, fair enough, but i'm here to inform the naive people.

Buy m&m's, attempt this. Both will break together every time. OP is pre-breaking one.

>>578676618
>put sage on field
>now i can be edgy

yell0w

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>>578676057
RIP in pieces red

>>578676618
People still watch wrestling even though they know it's not real.

>>578676838
No one, and I mean NO ONE can beat Nigger Alí.That red bastard was weak

>>578676941
Indeed they do. My job isn't to tell you not to, my job is merely to inform the children who believe it is real that it isn't. As is the case in this thread.

>>578677020
kek

>>578676618
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit fag.got. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.

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>>578676476
Place your bets everyone!

This is our first orange contestant, so we could be in for a surprise!

>>578676618

Are you that miserable that you feel the need to shit on even the most innocuous fun? Just kill yourself now because all you seem to want to do is make other people feel as bad as you do fuck-stain.

>>578677183
So which have you pre-cracked first this time?

>>578677209
My answer to that is simply >>578677084

Peace, /b/rother.

>>578677183
the nigger will die

>>578677183
Nigger Alí prevails over fake tan faggot.

>>578677183
sellout will fail against nigger ali

>>578677183
Nigger is real.

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>>578677329
This isn't scripted, heaven.
You dumb faggot.

Nigger champs battle scars prove your naïveté when it comes to candy combat.

>>578677183
Betting my 4chan gold account on nigger

>>578677329

That's what you say but really you just want to spoil peoples fun because you're a hateful shithead who thinks they're better than everyone else.

>>578677742
That proves nothing. I challenge everyone in this thread, next time you buy m&m's, attempt this. Both will break together every single time.

OP is pre-breaking one, atleast have some dignity and admit it. Then the wrestling fans can keep on enjoying the regardless, and the newly educated formerly naivé people can leave the thread.

>>578675729
I don't get how people find a face that fucked attractive. She's a beautiful girl but all I want to do is rub the dirt off of her fucking face

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>>578677742
OP is not a faggot.

>>578677968
shut the fuck up you cunt my dad works for m&M and they do not break at same time

>>578677968
Just leave, Heaven, no one likes you here

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>>578677343
Winner winner chicken dinner!

Who shall face the orange.. Ogre..?

>>578678123
orange will be shrekt.

this should be set up in a tournament bracket

>>578678123
Each new champion gets beaten, YOU GOTTA LET THEM REST FOR FUCK'S SAKE OP

>>578678123
green will win it all

>>578678123
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!! THIS IS ALL SCRIPTED! I WILL NOT ACCEPT THIS!!!
>>578678238
Fake tan faggot vs new Green Shrek contestant

>>578678123
noooooo, champion nigger died. I guess it taste like fried chicken.

>>578678123
Green
do it mayne

>>578678123
DO A THREE WAY BATTLE

>>578678123
I wonder which one OP will pre-crack next.

go on shrek!

I have a major concern about this game. It is almost impossible for one to win two times in a row, because it gets weaker after each fight. You should make up some kind of playoff where winners would only fight against winners

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>>578676618
>>578677084
>>578677329
>>578677968

Watch out it's those meme guys again. Quick everyone hide the fun before he starts quoting Reddit's /r/Atheism!!

>>578678503

What a hateful and pathetic little bastard you are. You really are a sad case.

tme to crush another black!

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>>578678479
/b/ isn't ready

>>578678928
I may not be ready but my body is.

>>578678578
This. Based Red died because he had to fight fresh enemies thrice in a row.

>>578678928
B-but... thats a 2 vs 1 battle. Orangy cant take all of that weak blue sauce
Please think of the children!

>>578678781
I'm not hateful. The wrestling fans can keep on enjoying, and the people who were ill-informed about how this works have now been educated and left the thread. Win win, in my opinion.

For anyone who's just joined the thread, this doesnt work. Both will always crack together, go test it yourself. OP is pre-cracking one, even if its just slightly, to make that one shatter without the other breaking too.

This is all fixed.

>>578679161
I'm tired of your shit heaven, I've done this before, most often with skittles but once with m&m, they don't always both crack, often but not always

>>578678503
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet.
Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag?
Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.

>>578678578
>>578678578
>>578678578
THIS. The current system favors the newcomer. We need brackets.

I'M GOING TO BUY SOME EMINEMS TO PROVE HEAVEN WRONG

>>578679306
So you've done it mostly with skittles, and they almost always both cracked.

I know you thought you were helping OP there, but his game is pretty much up now. Everyone has been informed of how this really works.

Keep pre-cracking one, OP.

>>578679161
Been there, done that>>578677180

fimbl wintux saaßsschluschl

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OH, THE HUMANITY!

Will post my makeshift bracket next

waaahmos zussthlasne xavsamf

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>>578678928
ORANGE MOTHERFOCKER WILL BEAT TEM FAGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS ! EASY

Who gives a fuck if OP is breaking one ahead of time? We still don't know which one he will break so regardless the outcome is the same for us. Go find a hobby instead of trying to be a cynical asshole on the internet.

>>578679553
I meant as in bags, I've done one bag of m&m's and they mostly cracked both but sometimes didn't, skittles cracked both on average 1/98th of the time (yes that is an actual current statistic)

>>578679824
Why? Just why? Orangy was no match for two at the same time. You dont have mercy on him. Fuckin racist, you killed him because he killed Nigger Alí

Now, that I think about it, M and M's really don't crack at the same time. I never really looked at it before, but now that I tested it a few times, there definitely should be one winner in each battle.

Hurr Durr Im stoopid and I want your funs

>>578679943
You're still not helping OP by poiting that out.

>>578679745
Я живу в москва

>>578679824
I KNEW THE BLUE BEARS WOULD PREVAIL

Just to let you know I'm reporting this thread to the FBI, posting rape gore and animal abuse is one thing, just a bit of fun, but I refuse to sit around while you force innocent candies to fight to the death. Fuck all of you sickos

>>578680246
>>578680246
Yeah, because they were two of them against just one. Fucking cheaters. i bet they were spying Orangy on his training routine

>>578679161

Please stop saying educated, you're not trying to educate people you're trying to spoil their fun. You're not being altruistic trying to teach people you're just being a spiteful party pooping egotist.

You only care about making yourself feel good by bringing others down you hollow shell of human being.

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I figure nobody can last more than a few rounds, but we'll have to take it as we go.
If you can't figure it out, you're dumb.

We need two challengers to take on the bluesome twosome in a tag-team match. First two colors posted will be chosen.

>>578680407
But I am educating people, the people who were naivé enough to believe this works properly and they don't both crack almost every time and that OP isn't pre-breaking one.

It's like educating children that santa isnt real, has to happen at some point.

>>578680526
Which are you pre-breaking next?

>>578680526
Nigger and Shrek!

>>578680594
Shut up faggot

>>578680526
yEAH NIGGER AND SHRIEK

best thread ive ever been in

>>578680845
So long as you know OP is pre-breaking one every time, enjoy.

>>578681024
y u so mad heaven

>>578680175
I don't give a shit about OP, I just think that if you're going to be such a killjoy, atleast get the facts right

>>578681024
Why are you still here? You said your shit, now please leave, we like our Eminems fights fixed, ok? Just go away

>>578680526
you can't do that now bro. the start of the game didnt have these rules. you'll have to get a new pack and start again!

>>578681024
oh shut the fuck up man

>>578681024
fucking neck beard

CAPTCHA- mm Crush

>>578681228
>>578681248
>>578681254
>>578681304
>>578681335
Are you those kids who cried when you found out santa isn't real? The easter bunny isn't real? Wrestling is scripted?

I didnt come here to break your hearts, merely to educate the naivé people. As i've done.

>>578673315
fucking kek'd

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Can the gruesome bluesome hold out against team pumpkin?
Will they be slaughtered or will they move up to the next wave?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEEEEEEEE!

>>578681640
Clean up the body parts for christs sake

>>578681546
Yes, you did that, now go fuck yourself

>>578681640
#TeamPumpkin #NiggerNTanJoinForces against those cheap bastards

>>578681640
gonna be a spooky halloween fight

>>578681640
It's cute that you persist with it even though everyone knows how fake your entertainment is now. Your thread is dead except for the people here to argue with me. Bad luck champ.

For anyone new to the thread, i'm just here to inform you that OP is pre-breaking one every time. This is fixed.

Please, /b/rothers, pay attention to my war cry. This is fixed.

...
/b/rothers?
someone?
Please pay attention to me

>>578681546
I can't remember a time when I thought santa was real, and I didn't hear about the easter bunny until I was 18 years old. And I never watched wrestling, no demand for it here so no broadcast. All I care about are the facts, you can say anything you like, but if you want to claim something as fact, get the damn facts straight.

>>578681986
>>578682228
who cares?

Please /b/rothers! This is fixed. Pay attention to me! Dont ignore me like Im a newfag. I've been here before you.
Please stop being happy about those candy and pay your attention to me, i need it

Let me bump your dead thread for you OP.

You keep on at pre-cracking the rest of your m&ms.

KEEP GOING OP

IGNORE HEAVEN

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>>578681852
Winrar goes to this anon!

Ladies and gentleman, in a stunning turn of events, we have ourselves a lone challenger!
After obliterating his own opponent, orange was left helpless as he watched his teammate and the remaining blue challenger destroy eachother in a gruesome stalemate.

>inb4 heaven thinks he's right

>>578682649
Bit awkward when this is ruined by your over eager timing don't you think.

Damn, Nigger Alí Jr. cant catch a break

>>578681546
who the fuck is this nigger? fuck off, yeah? i wasn't talkin to you n00b! go back to your hentai and kid-porn you fuckin neckbeard lol

This thread really is dead isn't it. Sorry OP, but people deserve to know the truth.

For people as far back as page 14 or so, OP is pre-cracking one, this is all scripted.

Rip in pieces, Nigger Jr. You will always be remembered as a fearsome fighter who left all on the fighting circle.

>>578682828
make a new bracket, then the last survivor there takes a fight against fake tan champion

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Orange may have made it to wave 2, but he isn't looking very good.

Since we have no other contestants who have won a single battle, next two colors posted will determine who fights for the first circle.

One color per person!

>>578684114
Nigger Jr Jr step up please

>>578684114
Return of the red!

>>578684114
shrek green jr

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There you have it!
Will brown take red down or will red make brown frown?
THE SUSPENSE IS PALPABLE

>>578685789

Brown is going to smash red dead.

>>578685789
Nigger Jr Jr will fuckin Crush Red Jr just like nigger Ali did with red!

>>578686294
underdog red will crush all who oppose!

>>578686656
Fuck you, Nigger Jr Jr has the skills of Nigger Alí. And Nigger Alí made shit that 3 times champion Red underdog.

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>>578686656
DING DING DING!
To the girl in pink: what two colors will we play in our next battle for the first circle?

*Bonus question: who do you think will collapse their creamy candy coating on the third circle first? Red or orange?

>>578687379
Orange must defend Nigger Jr and Nigger Jr Jr's pride. Nigger Ali's legacy lives on him

Also
Fuck Red Underdog

>>578687379
orange

>>578687379

Give green a chance. Red will lose whoever he faces and that winner will go on to destroy orange.

>>578687379
Pit a blue vs yellow. Back to the roots of this thread

We Want CandyCrushing Action!!!!!!

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I have lost faith

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Our red underdog has made it to the third and final heat!

With absolutely no one anywhere near him in the roster, these next few fights could very well determine the outcome of tonight's events.

Green and yellow are set to fight in the next battle for the first circle. Please pick a winner and two more colors for the subsequent fight after that.

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mfw this thread 404's before I know if my underdog red crushed that orange scum

>>578689774
Fuck you

HEaven eats poop

>>578689748
wrong picture? You posted that one before.

Good to hear my red soldier is crushing everything

>>578689982
He's gonna die

>>578690192
Just face it. My red soldier is going to win this.

where the fuck are the green m&ms at OP???

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I'll just keep squishing m&ms while you guys argue.
Nigger jrjrjr is next to take on merrow yerrow in ring 1

the top one usually wins because the thumb is applying too much force

>>578690405
No, fuck your red faggot
Nigger Family FTW

>>578691067

This

OP should use two thumbs instead of his index finger and thumb.

THIS NIGGER WANTS RED