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Ok guys I need help. Also if you're gonna judge me, gtfo

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Ok guys I need help. Also if you're gonna judge me, gtfo

>be me
>26 years old
>6/10 maybe even a 7
>virgin(yea, i know. doesn't make sense considering I claim to be a 7/10)
>I'm anti social
>never kissed a girl
>basically your everyday elliot rogers
>go through high school and kissless and friendless except for a few nerdy friends(social outcasts themselves)
>parents are rich as fuck, also I'm an only child
>spend basically my whole life playing vidya and trolling on /b/
>watch as young boys half my age pull girls and do all the things I can only imaging doing
>too scared to pay for hookers because nervous as fuck
>all the neighbours know I'm rich as fuck
>richest kid in the neighbourhood, still can't get laid
>I would and could most definitely get laid if i wasn't so scared of girls
now to the main story
>two weeks ago
>go to see a movie(alone of course)
>coming back from movies
>meet a young 13 year old girl living just 2 blocks away from me(friendly neighbourhood slut)
>too nervous to even look in her direction(tfw a 26 year old man is scared of a 13 year old)
>she walks up to me and picks up a conversation
>usual how you doing, where are you from, blah blah blah bullshit
>eventually asks if I'm seeing someone
>"not currently" lol
>what about you? i ask
>she smirks"my ex cheated on me blah blah blah"knowing her, she probably cheated on him
>asks if i can do her a favor
>aha, it all makes sense to me now. why else would a 10/10 13 year old fully blossomed chick be walking home with the most socially awkward guy ever?
>ask her what it is

cont because file too long.fuck you moot
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>>578498898
too lazy to type out the rest, basically i was desperate for sex so i paid her for a bj and now we are officially bf and gf on the downlow but i have to pay her 1k a week. Am i pathetic? should i end this?
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>>578498898
shameless self bump
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Pics or it didn't happen.
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>>578499193
well if you stop paying her she's just going to blackmail you by saying she'll tell the police you raped her
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>>578499818
But I love her she'd never betray me
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>>578499193
Keep her around, just dont pay her too much attention or any money.
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>>578500847
Oh yeah she also said we're increasing 1k per month as this relation ship continues and if I give her a car I can get her preggo
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>>578499193
1. post your face
2. yes you are pathetic and will most likely go to jail
3. good luck
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>>578501102
Whatever makes you happy OP. If you think this will improve your life (it wont) go for it.
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lol wtf are u mental

>should i end this
>1k a week
>13 years old

how pathetic and desperate can you be
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>>578501780
>>578501895
I said don't judge me. I've had enough shit. Don't mess with me.
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OP is a fag
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>>578498898
>parents are rich as fuck, also I'm an only child
>spend basically my whole life playing vidya and "trolling" on /b/

god damn your parents must be ashamed of you jesus christ
what a pathetic fucking loser
and now you has even added being a pedophile into the mix

ive never seen such a fucking failure quite like this before

have fun trying translate worthless pixel victories into something important while your parents plan to kill themselves or just throw you out already
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>>578502524
Kill yourself before the niggers in prison do :^)

Also, thread reported so the mods can report you to proper law enforcement
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>>578502974
>>578502605
I love her with all my heart. Don't talk shit or I'll kick your fucking ass, mate.
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Dude unless ur slamming it. Do not pay! And I hope you're a fugging beanbag and you mean 1k pesos a week.
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>>578503234
1k usd and she says I have to pay her and we're never gonna break up and she says we might get married one day
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>>578503594
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>>578498898
cmon son, get your shit together...
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>>578498898
I suggest not to have sex with and pay an under aged girl 1,000 a week. Like, her parents will learn where this money is coming from eventually. You're rich, don't fucking ruin your life by having sex with a 13 year old.

Oh, and you probably don't love her. You just like having a GF, find someone your age.

To answer your questions, yes. you are pathetic and should stop immediately.
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>>578503975
How the frick is it bullshit? Whatever dude

>>578504001
What am I doing wrong
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>>578504136
Don't frickin talk shit dude..
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>>578498898
>>578499193
OP you posted this earlier.
Guys, he posted this earlier.

He said he's been paying a thirteen year old girl to have sex with him, and she asked him to become "bf and gf". He paid her a thousand dollars for a blowjob, everyday for a week, and 1.5k to have sex. A 26 year old aspie using his parents money to sleep with a thirteen year old girl. I don't know what the point of asking earlier was since you were going to go with it anyway.
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>>578504207
just be in contact with people your age, first it may feel like the biggest obstacle ever but in time you will be fucking models in front of sheiks and afrodites. SHIT GIT BETTA
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Fucking reposting faggot
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>>578504784
>>578504482
I didn't post shit earlier your just makign it up so stfu

>>578504583
I don't know anyone, I don't talk to anyone or have any social networks
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>>578504207
OP, how the hell can't you find someone your own age? You're avoiding responsibility and becoming independent. She's going to use you for money as you're using her for sex, you should have a healthy relationship with someone your own age. Everything you are doing with this is wrong.
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>>578504918
dont act like A BITCH

SHIT GIT BETTA
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>>578504923
We are in love though and I know it, I ain't gonna cheat on 'er wit some disgusting 26 ye' ole bitch
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>>578504207
>13
>"neighborhood slut"
>"might get married someday"

Im telling you, this WILL NOT happen.

starting to suspect bait, its that bad
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>>578504918
Stop bullshitting and be an adult, you responded to me and I gave you an answer. Then it 404'd afterwards. You posted it with the same "le supreme gentleman" image. Your story was two posts long, not one. The first post is the same as it was earlier, a grown man shouldn't be scared of a child or using her for sex and you know that you little faggot.
>>578505138
Fuck it, this was a troll. It's my fault for responding.
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>>578505396
>>578505362
Please enlighten me on how the fuck I am trolling in any way, are you forgetting that I could go to prison for YEARS and that policemen could come and arrest me? Take it seriously or shut the fuck up, and I said don't fuckign judge me
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>>578506013
You're not the guy from earlier. Stop pretending to be a retard.
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>>578506205
Shut the fuck up, idiot sauce or gtfo
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>>578506013
>>578506332
b8, seya later pedo
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Massive troll once again OP is a faggot
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>>578506394
I Think You are jealous that you can't get a cute 13 year old to ride your dick like a horsey, whatever loser
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>>578506332
>>578506562
No, see, you're doing it all wrong. The guy earlier wasn't hostile and was just looking for questions, you can't bait people like this.
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>>578506534
Yep kid, keep calling me a troll, real mature
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>>578506854
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>>578506775
Yet your responding. Lmfao.
/thread
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>>578506562
You are are either a troll or mentally retarded. Either way, this thread is stupid.

You are going to jail you dumbass.
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You're a faggot, u mad?
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>>578507001
Sorry but I'm gonna defend myself against the people who like to go in every thread and spam "trolley troll XDDD" sorry dude don't wanna offend anyone tho
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>>578507039
You know you don't /thread your own posts, responding doesn't mean you're any less of a retard.
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>>578507068
Jealous neckbeard virgin detected
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>>578500713
dis bait is too weak
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>>578507382
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can i like have some money since you seem to like to just throw it everywhere
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I can't imagine this not ending badly for you OP. I get digging a 13 year-old, it's a great age. But still, c'mon dude. Suck it up and pay for whores, not this manipulative little girl who's going to fuck up your life. Stop paying her and see what happens.
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>>578504385
yeah man what the frick, he can be a fuckboy and "date" a 13 year old if he wants to pay her
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>>578507356
Actually you can, read the faq, you retarded dipshit
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>>578498898
Fucking pedo kill yourself
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>>578499193
Are you the same guy as before? Can't believe ur paying a grand a month to be in a dl relationship.

hate to say it but I think ur life is now ruined
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>>578498898
You hadn't mentioned anything about physique.

If you had hit the gym, you would be good looking (Body wise) and rich, instead of being ugly and rich.

but watever. find a lawyer op
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>>578507609
You obviously don't know what a pedo is
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>>578507586
No, what I mean is that it's not socially acceptable.
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>>578507740
bro by all definitions of a pedophile you are one mate but whatever don't get caught also gimme some of dat dough mah nigga
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>>578507657
1k a week as of now, 1.25 a week next month, adding 1k total a month cumulatively

And no, I'll never run out of money. My family is one of the richest in the world, you may even know my father, obviously not gonna say who he is though
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Can this thread go already
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>>578507740
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>>578507872
>'chon
>social
Good hooking, dude

>>578507662
No. I've learned how to accept my body as it is, people need to accept me or they can stay away from me, as is my favorite tumblr blog's motto
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>>578508579
Yes, we have norms here. You don't fit in.
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>>578508049
She has some cute little titties, a small flat belly, a nice small butt, and her hair smells good. I don't care if you wish to wrongly call me a pedo.
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>>578508579
>pedo
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>>578508936
bro it's cool you do you just saying by the governments idea of a pedo you are one but yoooo about dat money bae
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>>578498898
Tol ong to read.. feelsbaaadman.jpg

> anyone feelsbaaadman.jpg?????
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>>578509193
Whatever dude nice judging, we gonna get marryed so whatever I'm happy your not
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>>578508936
>She has some cute little titties, a small flat belly, a nice small butt, and her hair smells good.
What your cellmate is going to say about you when you get rectally breached.
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>>578509574
i am pretty happy and are you autistic i clearly said i do not give a single fuck what you do just telling you what the popo think
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>>578499193
whatdafuuck my nigaa
also captcha 5-0. lol google
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>>578509869
You keep starting shit with me and you obv give a fuck about me
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>>578509574
All that matters in life, is how well you conceal the terrible things you have done cause once others find out your fk m8, figuratively and literally in your case.
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>>578508579
>Is a pedo
>People "need" to accept me

lol no. no ones going to accept you. You needda find a way to get out of the situation your in, because 1k a week is gonna drain you or yous gonna get caught.
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>>578509869>>>aight. dude
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>>578508064

> My family is one of the richest in the world, you may even know my father

Evelyn Rothschild?
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>>578509997
your right i am in love with you my nigga can i get 1k a week to suckle your dick
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>>578498898
Clearly a 1/10 kill yourself
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>>578510024
>>578510101
As I've stated, my family is quite well known internationally, we can get the best lawyers money can buy, and I will never run out of money
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>>578510202
I'm a guy
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>>578510361
Money cant buy you a new life once you die you stupid fuck
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>>578510594
How am I gonna die, I have a personal guard you dumb fuck, I can call her off anytime I want tho
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Would make a pretty shittty flick... sorry bo
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Holy shit this is bait if Ive ever seen it, what the hell is a 13 year old slut gonna do with 1k a week and a car.

>can't even drive that shit
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>>578509574
Please kill yourself immediately
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There is no way this is real. Obv trolling. Nobody is stupid enough to do that.

I am a kissless virgin myself so I should know.
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>>578510796
> I have a personal guard you dumb fuck, I can call her off anytime I want tho
Gr8 b8 i r8 8/8
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>>578511090
Right
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>>578511090
When she can obviously, we're gonna be together for a long time, til death do us apart, I'll cradle that fucking slut in my arms and shelter her from the evils in this world, I love her
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>>578510796

Whatever man, don't listen to these guys. If you're happy then good for you.
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>>578498898
obvious bait thread
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>>578511321
show us her right now
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>>578511321
>inb4 David Kalac 2.0 The Autistic Gentleman
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>>578510361
>I will never run out of money
>Kissless virgin
If you're that rich, why did you decide to take a random 13 yr old instead of top quality escort.

I'm going to call bait as well.
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gay and fake
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>>578511652
Maybe later

>>578511938
I have morals
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>>578511321
pls show your autistic face so we can make fun of you.
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>>578512421
why not now? also can i get like a grand mate
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>>578511321

Hey I have a great idea, since everyone is having a hard time believing you. Why don't you send me 1k and ill snapshot my paypall account for these muhafuggas. They'll surely believe you after that.
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>>578498898

How about you give me a grand. I won't judge you buddy. We can be great friends.Like pen pals. :)
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>>578512572
>>578512814

Hey fuck off, me and OP are tight you niggers are just in it for the money. Go die somewhere you fuckin scrubs.
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>>578512421
>I have morals
>Rationalizes prostituting a child as love
>The autism in this motherfuckers mind or troll commitment is beyond comprehension
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>>578513002
We are in love, nothin frickin' wrong with it, mate.
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>>578512572
Don't listen to this other asshole. We are OP'S best friends.

>>578512995
Fuck you. You just want all of his money for yourself. You don't even the the glorious rich personality OP has. >:(
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OP, I slept with 13-15 year olds too, but while i was in highschool. I think maybe the lack of sexuality in your high school is making you look too favorably on this young chick. All the younger ones just end up feeling trapped after staying with someone for long enough, this 13 year old has no idea what even 6 years of commitment is like. yet you speak of eternities? I'm not hating man I like young ones too but just keep perspective
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>>578512995
bro me and op fucking go way back that's why he is about about to give me a grand mate
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>>578513187
For 1k a week I wouldve been your sex slave as a child fucktard, and I wouldnt have loved you but how would you have known?
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>>578513223
What's your PayPal
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>>578513187
>
you cant buy love mate
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>>578512421
> I have morals
hi i fuck a 13 year old and pay her because else she will leave me. I am basically less intelligent than a 13 year old because she outsmarted me with her pussy even though i am at the age of 25 (or smth fagish)
bitch tell me again how you have morals you inbred dumbass fuckfaggot retarded autistic cancerkid
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OP is some sandnigger, fucking some sandniggera
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>>578513356
[email protected]
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>>578513356
Wait you one of those Saudi princes? Wanna hook me up with that sister thats been locked in your palace for like the last 10 years.
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>>578513638
Real name and address?
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>>578513753
why?
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>>578513827
You are his best /b/ro now, gotta go all in with the friendship
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>>578513356

What, I was backing you up way earlier than him.
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>>578513356
As if I fall for this bait. Love and friendship transcends all !
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>>578513741
American white male, father is big in electronics and entertainment industry, that's the closest of a doc you get from me
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>>578514081
You are some beta narcissistic faggot, i dont care who you are lulz fkwit
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>>578513827
Do you have kik or something so we can message in private, I need real name and address or no money for you, also, are you a boy or a girl
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>>578513827

Did you get your grand
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pics or it didnt happen
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>>578513827
He wants to come over and fuck your ass for 1000 a month.
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>>578499193
You're going to have to kill her
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>>578514282
Just buy me the new CoD so we can be play pals,bro :^)
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>>578502524
I can't believe people like you actually exist. This is glorious. I hope you never pick up the courage to kill yourself and die slowly and lonely.
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>>578514282
got a skype but a /b/ro who can hook you up with chicks your age brah
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>>578514301
but only if he's underage
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>>578514568
Find me a nice dirty girl and you can have your money, I suggest you give me some contact info before this thread 404's
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who the fuck deletes my messagess.

Pussy ass faggots
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>>578514282
Don't listen to this douche OP. A man of your intelect sees right through some douchey guy overusing words as bra and mate to make him sound like one of the cool kids
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>>578514675
>but i have morals
>fucks child
>but i have morals
>fucks child
cognitive dissonance
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>>578503203
This is the single weakest b8 I've ever seen
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>>578514761
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>>578514761
bro i know a few hmu on skype
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>>578514937
Oh come on,brah, we are all mates here. Buddies like the OP and me and BFFs for ever. We have some hard chemistry going on between us. It's like we have known each other for years now, right champ ? :)
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>>578515165
fuck forgot the image
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>>578514981
Onvious troll is obvious. What does fucking a responsible young lady have to do with my morals, you rude judger
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>>578515368
op you gonna hmu on skype or just email the email for my paypal [email protected]
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>>578515218

I like the cut of your jib, why don't you give me half of that 1k OP's giving you
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>>578515334
shadman destroyer of CHILDHOOD

the name somehow would fit for OP
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>>578515334
>homestuck
Goodbye, child
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>>578515334
you don fucked up
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>>578515559

I guess you are right. Love is the only thing that is doubled when shared.
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>>578515368
She is 13 and still a little child, you piece of american shit. hope karma strikes back on you, faggot
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>>578500713
i'm going to pretend this is real.
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>>578515701
>implying i am a child
>getting told this by the guy who fucks little girls
>>578515775
how so
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>>578515870
im fucking her pussy and making her feel good, and giving her a deep emotional connection she wont find anywhere else
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>>578515806

Exactemundissimo, are you a dude or a titsorgtfo
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This is baitest beta bait since betas tried to bait betas with bait bout being a beta
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Dude.. can you give me 1k instead? I wont suck your dick but since you dont know how to waste it give it to this fag with no money
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>>578516151
contact info?
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OP is probably a troll, it's impossible to be so pathetic
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>>578516279
Not true, narcissists have no shame.
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>>578516021

I can't present you something I don't have.


>>578516016
I love how OP turned from a social akward retard, to a child molesting fuck and now to top all of this he became the perfect fedora gentleman husbando.
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>>578515806

Why don't we exchange contact info and i'll let you tip my fedora
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gaay
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Wtf am i reading?

You are paying 1k a week? Holy shit. Too much for sex dude. Go to a club flash that around get pussy. You dont even have to spend as much soon you will have friends for your money ofc but some will be true and lots of pussy
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>>578516481

Will you let me stroke your neckbeard like I did back in the 1970s ?
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Wtf
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>>578516465
So you could say /b/ has found its true king.
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>>578516465
fedoras dont get laid, but i am a gentleman
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>>578516752
God save the OP ! Long live our royalty !
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>>578516852
A supreme gentleman?
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