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I'm absolutely completely fed up with having a small dick,

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I'm absolutely completely fed up with having a small dick, I've been made fun of on and off for the past 6 years, I've got no bulge at all and the few times I've had sex I've been given variations of the most awful phrase "is it in yet".

I'm sick and tired of this, and so I want to know how to grow my dick. Apparently you can't but there seriously must be a way, how the fuck else are there guys with 7"+ dicks?

So yeah, I'm willing to try anything at all to grow my dick. I'd like to have a ~6" dick, not much to ask really, it's a little less than 4" right now, 2" can't be too hard to add. There really has to be be some method to increase my dick size.

Pic related, it's a pic of my dick.
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one way is to kill urself
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>>578184635

U MIRIN MY 7 INCH DONG GENETICS BRUH?
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>>578184635
jesus christ you make me feel alpha as fuck
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>>578184635
My first suggestion would be to kill your self.
My second suggestion would be to move to an asian country where you would fit in fine and maybe be above average.
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>>578184635
Jelqing works if done properly and consistently
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an hero
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yeah im barely 6 inches and i thought THAT was small. you should kill yourself
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Try being gay. A lot of gay guys like small dicks I have heard or at least dont mind them. I have had gay friends say they are cute. Problem solved.
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>>578184783
>>578184635
>reincarnate with a bigger dick
>???
>profit
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>>578184635
I'd really like to know too, my bf's dick is ~4" also and I don't know how to tell him to find a way to grow.
I miss my ex's 8" cock. :/
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>>578184635

I'm morbidly obese, fuck lots of chicks, and my cock looks like it's an inch. True story.

Also, the fuck lots of chicks is a true story.

Be comfortable with who you are and figure out what makes you happy with women and just go with that. It's worked well for me.

Or be pathetic. That's the other option.
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>>578185067
I wish I were 6"
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>>578184635
Have you seen Uhung Hero on netflix? It applies to you. It could be very useful in your quest.
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>>578185371

Please, keep fucking the bigger guys and help populate the earth with big dicked children.
Do your job.
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>>578186390
Haha, my bf is infertile anyways so... no babies happening there.
As shallow as it sounds to many people I'd only want to have kids with someone with a big cock, for that exact reason. So my kids don't have to deal with self esteem issues.
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I would like to suck a dick like yours, it is the perfect size for sucking. Women should love it I know I would.
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>>578187754

Yea sure, it's not like you just want to be pounded by some huge cock or anything.
Whore.
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That looks like my flaccid cock
sucks to suck op
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>>578187754

Shut the fuck up faggot. You need to an hero. Nobody believes your shit.

Tits or gtfo.
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>>578184635
look into HGH it works quite well
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7 and a half here im so sorry dude your genetics suck be thankful you wont be passing them on
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This works. Can confirm.
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>>578185690
Prove it fagget
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>>578189057
>>578189698

Hey, no need to be assholes guys.

>>578188684

Seriously? My ex was completely against giving me head, not sure why.
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>>578184635
Honestly, just kill yourself. You're done. That's it. The end.
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>>578184635
Lol my dick is bigger flaccid than yours is hard.
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>>578191432
Fuck off
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>>578191432
>impling his is hard
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>>578184635
7inch cocks happen naturally bro. So do 8 and 9 and 6 5 and 4... And everywhere in between. Some are larger... But that's usually with surgery. Some pills are also available. There are ways to. If you're fat, lose some weight. If there's no fat at the base of the cock it can become larger. Also work out a little. Erection is achieved by blood flow, so anything that helps your heart or circulatory system will help with that. On the same note, if you're super serious, quit drinking alcohol, coffee, and smoking. The difference might be an inch, and 5 is average.
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There really isn't. But what CAN help is actually working out. Working out gives you makes your body intake more oxygen. When you are buff and healthy(not by lifting weights) your body is able to circulate more blood freely, faster and efficient throughout. During an erection there is an increase in blood flow in your penis. Since you are healthy this will generate more blood around the area making it stiffer and girther. Of course it won't be a 2 inch difference, but the slight physical difference plus the performance you'll gain will help you, hey better than nothing.
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>>578191432
>>578191792
Lol same actually, and if it wasn't bad enough your dick isn't just small it's incredibly ugly looking. Probably should an hero honestly.
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>>578187754
Welp my father has a giant dick and I've had no such luck so stop making excuses you filthy slut.
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>>578187754
Kill yourself, you vapid whore.
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>>578192439
sounds like you've got a baby dick.
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>>578192624
Ask your mother fag
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also, find chubbier chicks, not chubby, but thicker, especially in waist/hips and leg area. the skinnier the chick, the more space her bone structure has. Ive been with 2 skinny chicks and i could easily insert two fingers. being with thicker girls and I can only fit one finger in. shaving also helps.

http://www.sofeminine.co.uk/sex-sexuality/sex-positions-for-small-penis-d49607.html
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>>578184635
Sup OP.
Real talk.
Lose some weight. I think it's something like a quarter of an inch or a half an inch for every 30-35 pounds lost.
You can try jelqing if you'd like, good luck with that.
>Just lose some weight, own your dick, and get good at eatin pussy nigga
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>>578184915
Same here I been thinking my dick small yu jus made my night
Oh an Op cut it off an get a new one only way
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>>578185047
Not a bad idea actually.
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lay the girl face down in bed, put a pillow under her to elevate her ass, find a way to put it in and it'll be enough. When I do this to my gf, since it's a hard position i can feel my dick is not all the way, probably a quarter in and it hits her g-spot and she goes wild. good luck.
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consider this small? I think so.. gf says no
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>tfw have a 7 inch dick and I've still been called small
>know multiple whores who refuse to fuck any guy under 8 inches

Bottom line, girls are fucking retarded, have delusional standards and don't know what they want. You tell them what they want.
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>>578192740
You want me to ask my mom if you have a baby dick?.. okay...
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I heard an inch for every 50 lbs lost
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>>578185690

>I'm morbidly obese, fuck lots of chicks, and my cock looks like it's an inch

In other Fantasy News, I had a threesome with the Fanning sisters last night.
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Basically suicide is the only answer. If you are under 6 inches kill yourself as soon as possible.
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>>578192740
my mom says your penis was smaller than any penis she has ever seen.
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So, I think I'm gonna hit the gym and exercise more, eat well etc. Lose weight.

And if I don't get to 6"+ then, I'll kill myself. I'll even film myself chopping my dick off.
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>>578190504
prove it faggot.
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>>578184635
There's always surgery, that'll make your dick an inch longer, but you won't be able to use it for like a month
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>>578193329

The funniest thing about it is that the length between the vaginal opening and the cervix is only about 5 inches deep, anything more than that is overkill.
There's a reason why the average dick is 5 inches.
If a girl wants anything more than that, she's a delusional size queen.
FYI 7 inch master race reporting, suck it fags.
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>>578193836

She's still seen it and slurped on it, idiot.
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OP I know that fucking goddamn feel...... I lived with my 3 inch cock 3 very fucking day!!! I had sex with couples of chicks but never have I satisfied them gave them doggy style it's impossible with a small cock... life sucks cause the feeling is fucking miserable. It kills me every day seeing my dick op it kills me every fucking day.... I tried jelkin and no signs of my cock growing.... tfw you will never settled down with a woman cause let's face it bro small cock doesn't please a woman..... we will live lonely so yes suicide is always in my mind but idk what's stopping me.... if there is a pill that increase the size and girth than I would pay for it I don't give a fuck if it costs 200$ also that feel when your woman is getting fucked buy a bigger cock cause small cock can't satisfy her sexual needs. OP life sucks and you know it bro cause I also am living your fucking shoes man.....
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>>578194820
>>578193836
oooooooooo
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>>578194953

>3 inches

How is that even medically possible?
Are you like a 5'3 gook or something?
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>>578195163
OP here I'm 3.5", 3" is definitely possible.
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>>578195163
No you dip shit I'm 5'7 you fuck fag. No need to try to make me feel like shit I've been feeling like shit so either you you can't bring me down cause I've been down already oh well guess life isn't fair right.
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>>578195363
Fully erect??? I refuse to believe. I'm like 4 1/2 flaccid.
You have my deepest sympathies if that's true.
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>>578195619
Yes, the picture up there is me fully hard.

Now do you understand why I desperately want to grow my dick?
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well at least I feel good about my 6.75" dick now. So thanks, bro, for making one of our lives better.

You could always find a woman without a vagina. I'd suggest a dating site, where you openly advertise your size. Some bitch is gonna be into that, and she may actually be cool, cuz let's face it a woman that likes your cock is gonna be pretty fucking messed up in the head.

Oh, also try like h-date or whatever. It's for people that have herpes or hpv. I know you don't have that, but since you're considering suicide, you might want to try attacking a much smaller set of slutty diseased women rather than just an hero. So go and get your herps on, faggit.
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>>578195559

>admits to have a 3 inch wang
>expects no one to make fun of him for it
Pic highly related.

On a serious note though, having it be that small might actually be a medical issue. You should probably see a doctor about seeing if there's anything you can do to boost up your size a bit.
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Must suck to fucking suck at life.You can't just grow your dick you fucktard. Are you fucking serious? Your fucking with us right? Ahh you totally got us man. gg
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>>578195163
Yeah, what the fuck? why would you do that man?

>>578194953
Hey anon, I'm sorry you got a small dick, women have is so easy all they need is a pussy and any healthy amount of weight on them and they'll always find a guy. Suicide doesn't have to be the way though, you don't fucking need women, if they can't accept you for you then why even consider accepting them? Best of luck anon, I know this is a /fit/ thing but still, we're all gonna make it brah.
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>>578195894
I did man and the fuck head told me there's nothing that can enlarge my penis... so yes I do fucking hate myself... I walked out feeling less than a man.... less than a beta bro..

Pic very fucking related... my life...
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>>578184635
7 and 3/ths master race, reporting in. Still feel small sometimes. Every dude wants a bigger dick. Were conditioned to think bigger is better. Its like chicks with big tits wanting to get them bigger.
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>>578196547
Just hold out buddy. In 20 years, you'll be able to make your own fully customizable holodeck waifu who doesn't judge you.
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>>578185690

Haha fucking right man!
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>>578196681
The thing is, small tits aren't seen as a failing in a person, there aren't many small tit jokes etc. But I am constantly ridiculed by my friends because of my dick. I just want it a little bigger.
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>>578196785
Idc man sometimes I want to kill myself cause I know I will never settled down with a woman I will be a lonely fuck boy. ...so yes there's no hope bro...
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>>578197147
This may sound cliched, but the only way you'll make it is if you own up to it and joke about it.
No one will take you seriously if you're moping around just because you have a tiny dick.
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>>578197617
I guess your right dude.... Ima use that as a self motivation..... thanks /b/ro
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The only real way to grow your penis while still keeping it working is jelqing, I'm pretty sure. I have a feeling there'll be some new way to easily do it in the coming years, with science and shit. Don't give up, OP.
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>>578184635
Why do you care so much. Get good at eating pussy, actually learn to have sex, etc. Or just get really rich or successful. Why worry so much about something you can't control?
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>how the fuck else are there guys with 7"+

genetics

i'm 7" and my brother is 8"

>feels so good in my ass
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Eat the hoes out lip punch they dick box it's not hard
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>>578197085
how do your friends know you have a small dick
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>>578195767
This is so stupid to me because see I was born with a large dick. And from seeing your pic it makes me sick to my stomach so now my dick doesnt even work. Thanks OP for poisoning the black race.
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>>578198000
My nigger
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OP! DON'T LOSE HOPE!

You can increase the size of your dong. Go look up PEGym and Thunder's Place. Let your journey begin from there. You said you're willing to try anything, so give it a couple a years.
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>>578198306
I got really drunk once and ended up streaking at a party, they stole my clothes and I stayed naked for the rest of the thing. Evidently I got a hard on at some point. I can't remember it very well.
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Im 4inches long/wide will the 2inch girth make a big difference
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>>578184635
lmao roflfuck 8" master race over here toplel kekmao
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find chicks that like toy they monster 2h fake dongs that do all kinds of shit dude
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>>578198000
Trips confirm
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>>578185154
I'm bi and I can tell you it varies.
It depends if you're a top or bottom, if you're a bottom, dick size doesn't matter, sometimes smaller is better.
Top, it can matter, but enh. My first guy was literally half my size, but he was a bottom and it was kinda cute.
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>>578192765
Are thicker chicks usually tighter? I have a really thick dick and be able to get it in is a concern, and I have a chance with a thicker lady.
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I'm pretty drunk now and want to know, would anybody want to watch me cut off my dick on cam?
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>>578201227
Ok.
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>>578201227
Yes do it. link us to the stream
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i got one of them grower dicks.

flaccid its like 2 inches, hard its like 8 inches,

how my fucking dick does that is beyond me but it does.

i have some self esteem issues about mine as well considering its small as fuck to start and gets bigger as arousal increases but im not in the same boat as you.

<3
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>>578201227
Why not, you might end up better looking. ;)
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>>578198836
Ouch dude, you ran around with that out all night? In front of girls in your town too?
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>>578202272
Same boat but we can't bitch dude. I'm like 7.5 but look like a little boy flaccid, extreme grower.
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>>578200508
Yes thick chicks are tighter, go for it, but if you're really thick sex with one might have to get used to it. I remember when I first started fucking my gf which she is thick(not even that thick just a little) and it hurt a little to put it in from how tight she was. after a 3 sessions then it was never a problem.
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>>578202372
Yep. On the night I was kind of joking about it, but the jokes didn't end and they've begun to really hurt.

>>578202131
>>578201864
>>578202339
I wouldn't cut it off tonight, I'm gonna try to lose weight first. Just curious if there would be an audience.
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Honestly, it doesn't seem too small for me. Coming from a girl, I'm just really tight. And I know other girls are the same, you'll find someone. P.S. I won't show anyone proof either. Fuck off.
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I used to have a 5" cock. I've used a cock pump daily for 2 years and have a 7.5" cock now. Shit works OP, given time of course.
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>>578202743
Fucking do it you faggot. You know you're never gonna get laid with a medically diagnosed micropenis anyway. Might as well lop it off and become something greater.
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>>578202842
tits or gtfo
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>>578203169
Fuck you, I just said no.
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>>578202743

Fuck duuuuude, I know it's too late now but you should have been hyper aware of keeping that dick hidden, especially in front of random girls/people.

I'd move, that sucks.
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>>578203109
If it's less than 6" after I've lose weight then I'll chop it off, otherwise I'll keep it. Pretty simple.
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>>578203896
You stupid nigger you realise that losing weight doesn't make your dick grow? From the base of the penis to the tip when erect is the longest it will ever be. Sorry to crush your hopes and dreams.
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>>578204130
Can't hurt.
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>>578204290
Go do penis enlargement exercises. They are real. Go now.
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>>578204808
>penis enlargement exercises
>exercises
Your penis isn't a muscle you fucking tard.
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>>578203896
Serious question, any interest in a cuckold relationship?
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>>578192191
well dad dicks are huge
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>>578204808
no they aren't fucknugget

and yes, losing weight will cut the fat off on your pelvic bone making your dick bigger, retard
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>>578203896
Dude if still at leat 5 inches you are good to go man. trust me man that is enough. just dont chase the stupid bitches who think they need 7 inches. 5 inches will do the work my friend.
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>>578204921
No one said that "exercise" in this context meant the same thing as it does with muscles. It's simply a routine that requires physical work. It's just a shorthand, but you're right, it has nothing to do with muscles (besides strengthening your PC muscle).
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>>578204951
Not really, I mean, maybe if I lose weight, try out the pegym stuff and nothing works I'd sign up to be some woman's bitch instead of killing myself
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Don't kill yourself.

Let's say that the purpose of, or success from, living breaks down to two things, resources and reproduction.

And you can live the rest of your life under one of two assumptions:
1.) everyone is shallow
2.) some people are shallow, some are not

Let's just focus on #1 to help work this out.

Resources: Whether it's your penis size, your height, your intellect, your job, your car, or your net worth... there's always going to be a subset of women that you're "not good enough" for, and a subset of women that you are "good enough" for.
You might believe you can pin your rank somewhere on this scale, but you can't, because we are a society of individuals, who have different standards.
For example, you may make (as an actuary) more than another guy who's a relatively popular musician, but their "celebrity status" will overcome the monetary difference.
While on the flip side of the same scenario, you might "win" because your income, and quality of life, is mostly guaranteed, which is much more important to some women (who value stability, and sending their children to private schools).

Reproduction: Everyone is of different intellect, and has different priorities, abilities, and tastes. Hence, you'll appeal differently to each and every person out there.
People reproduce with the best possible partner that they desire (priorities and tastes), and that they're able (abilities). You know you'll never have kids with Kate Upton... just as there are women out there who know they'll never have kids with Brad Pitt.
You will always appeal to some, and never appeal to all. Not everyone thinks Kate Upton is a perfect 10. Jesse James left Sandra Bullock for some random chick from the middle of BFE. Charlie Sheen reportedly has a 5" dick, but was with Bree Olsen for a good amount of time.

Sub-Lesson: In a shallow world, if you up your resources, (popularity, passion, money, show), and stay healthy (exercise, diet), you'll appear more fit for reproduction.
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>>578204808
There are so many bullshit "male enchancement formulas" that most people assume that every way to grow your dick is bullshit. I'm with you bro. There are legit ways to do it through exercises.

OP. check out pegym.com. There's jelqing, stretching, cock pumps. They all have at least some result.
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But now, let's come back down to Earth.

We really live in a world where #2 is true, which is why you can throw away mostly everything we laid out for #1.

Most non-shallow people mesh on emotions and personality, meaning, you have to have hobbies, be social, and be comfortable + confident with who you are as a person. No, you won't be a porn star. No, you won't get pussy served to you on a platter. And no, women on Tinder won't throw themselves at your "hot bod" or "hot rod".

Think about it like this... you've actually been given a gift. The freedom to do something great with your life, instead of constantly focusing and working on your next shag. So figure out what it is that makes you happy, and find success doing it.

Lesson: If you aren't shallow yourself, and you're open to making new friends, (who are also doing what you love doing / have similar hobbies), you'll meet someone who will care about who you are as a person, and won't care how big your dick is.

Bonus: Just remember one thing, when you have a son, take that little fucker into the doctor to get some testosterone shots, so he doesn't have to struggle through the same tough shit.
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>>578206751
I agree with this, OP, if you get money and resources, no ones gonna give a fuck. instead of making fun of you they'll be begging to let them inside your mansion.
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I have a 7 inch donger
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>>578198000
God has spoken.
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>>578205656
faggot it's just a dick don't kill yourself over it
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