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>First team to get wiped out loses >Marines can only call

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>First team to get wiped out loses
>Marines can only call in one airstrike
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>>578028391
Those aren't marines u stupid nigger
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>>578028391
depends, can hogan tag macho man randy savage in?
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>>578028391
That's not hulk either. That's old white guy. Lou frog no was the hulk he had black hair. Dummy.
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>>578028895
this, if the cream of the crop is in the marines are done for
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>>578028943
>>578029083
No. No reinforcements from either side.
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>>578028391
Hulk Hogan easily. Leg drops for everyone.
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>>578029195
can hogan use chairs?
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duh the marines

how fucking retarded is this website
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>>578029317
Is that not implied?
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>>578029562
then hogan or sure
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>>578029482
How fucking retarded are you? Marines can't handle that WMD
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Are we talking about WWF Hogan or late Badass NWO Hogan?
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>>578029482
Really? You are the retard if you think marines. God damn get outa here.
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>>578028391
HOOOOOOOOH YEAH!!!
The macho man is runnin his macho madness and its comin for you Hogan YEAH!!
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>>578029482
>>578030056
samefag
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since it is unanimously decided that hulkamania will run wild on the marines, heres a new one:

Rick Flair vs. a pack of wild dogs
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Hulk Hogan all the way.
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>>578028391
here is how the battle goes
>hogan reveals that all mariens are faggots to the word
>decides to hide in russia and live out his days of being vodka holgan.
>mariens are much butt hurt
>come to destroy the hulk
>being faggots they are, they think its they green hulk, not holgan
>they find out where he is hiding
>4 mariense draw shot straws and have to go in after him.
>2 minutes later, screams come from the forest yelling "NO NO, NOT IN THE DICK"
>silence
>10 mariens go in next,
>as they go in, they find the dick skin is used to make a house for hogan
>they hear the same screams from behind them
>the other 16members were ambushed by hogan.
>they decide to keep a tight parimiter and not break up
>little do they know, hogan is the tight parimiter.
> hogan stands tall at 10'6", rips his shirt off and says
>"OPEN WIDE NIGGAS, i NEED DeM DIKZ"
>all is over, as the faggot sits in his house of faggotry
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>>578030129
I would go with WWF
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>>578030254
Lurk more,Post less faggot.
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>>578030323
Oh, then yeah, Hogan would win. a
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>>578030269
Flair chops all day to the dogs.
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>>578028391
Atomic Legdrops are far superior to Atomic Bombs brother
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Depends which Hulk Hogan you're talking about.

Golden Age Hulk? Yes.
NWO Hulk? Yes.
Shawn Michaels Vs Hulk Hogan summerslam Hulk? Yes.
TNA hulk? Nah.
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>>578030689
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>578028391
Watchya gonna do brother?! When Hulk Hogan and all his Anonymaniacs run wild on you?!
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Who wins?

America.
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>>578028391

Batman always wins
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>>578028391
If you wanna see hulk hogan beat the crap outta the US marines gimme a Hell Yeah!
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>>578029195
WHAT'D YOU SAY, BROTHER?

OH, TRYING TO KEEP THE MACHO KING OUT OF THE RING, ARE WE? YEAH, I KNOW YOUR MENTAL TELEPATHY BROTHER, I CAN READ YOUR LITERARY ANALYSIS!

THE CREAM OF THE CROP WILL RISE TO THE TOP! A COUPLE OF SISSY MARINES CANNOT TAKE DOWN THE MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE, EVEN DESPITE THEIR PATRIOTIC DEVOTION TO THE MILITARY OF THE UNITED STATES!

THEY WILL FEEL LIKE ITY BITY GRAINS OF SAND IN THE SAHARA DESERT! AND I AM THE ENTIRE DESERT YEAH!

THE HULKSTER CAN'T WIN THIS ONE ALONE, NO SIR NO SIR, BUT THE MACHO KING WILL PLUCK HIM FOR THE FIRES OF DEATH, AND TOGETHER WE WILL ASCEND THE STAIRS OF VICTORY LIKE TWO MEN WHO ACHIEVED SUCCESS!

AND OUR OPPONENTS WILL BE LEFT AS NOTHING

BUT GARBAGE
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>>578031482
10/10
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this is the best fucking thread ever
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What is this shit?
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>>578029719

>underrated post of the day
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>>578028391
>some old fuck who sould retire


>people with guns

this is a new kinda faggotry folks
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>>578031874
fuck off before i camel clutch your faggot ass
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>>578031874
>Pea-shooters vs. 24 in. pythons
>Thinks marines win
And I'm the newfag.
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>>578031874
FACKING BULLSHET
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>>578031482
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>>578028391
If this takes place in a ring, those marines are done for. We've all witness the capabilities of hulkamania when it comes to close quarters combat. Had save those marines souls if that's the case.
In open terrain, the marines might have a chance, but they have to be on the lookout for dropping knees and elbows from above in the tree lines. We all know hulky can be a high flyer if he chooses and that's one way he can efficiently take them out in groups if four without risking much exposure time as he climbs back up some other trees to prepare for his next attack.
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>>578028391
The only real American obviously wins.
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>>578032154
Fuckin' golden
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>>578031482
lol 10/10 saved.
new copypasta.
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>>578032893
its actually a good counter to the marine pasta
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I would pay top dollar to see the Road Warriors vs 30 marines in a War Games match (2 rings enclosed in a steel cage circa WCW era).
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>>578031620
>>578032193
>>578032893

OOOOHHH HO HO, I DON'T THINK SO BROTHER

THE MACHO KING CANNOT BE MEASURED, HE CANNOT BE TAMED, HE CANNOT BE WEIGHED NO SIR NO SIR

IF THE GREATEST AND STRONGEST OF OLYMPIC WARRIORS RANK A 3 OUT OF 10 STARS, THEN THE MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE IS MORE STARS THAN THE OKLAHOMA NIGHT SKY, DIG IT?

YESSIR, ALL THE STARS IN THE SKY ARE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES LOWER THAN THE MACHO MAN, HE IS A SHINING NEBULA AGAINST THE DARK, MOONLESS SKY OF THE WWE
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>>578034107
you are the hero 4chan needs, but not the one it deserves
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>>578034107
topkek
we need someone talking back as hulk Hogan or the ultimate warrior lol.
ww/b/
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>>578034107
This is the best thing ever.
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>standing guard at local town
>some local prisoners arrive
>all are sentenced to beheading
>warlol.jpg
>hear from another guard about hulk hogan
>says to beware of him
>other guard is also massive pussy
>hear shouts in the distance
>think nothing of it
>shouts become louder
>ohshit.png
>see this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjDcSrTrfFA

>mfw
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Arr, let me show you Anchor Arms Krabs, here, you anchovy!
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I thinkj the WWF has a pretty good track record of producing great warriors. In my opinion , and they are pretty excentric and colourful too, the marines are good soldiers but they are just that, soldiers.
CAN THEY TAKE ON TH EHULK AND DEFEAT HIM?
This is a rethorical quesiton as the marnies has probbaly no experience in the ring.
Having street smarts and thugz life is a good start, but as ICE-T once said: "you all niggas are just subject to my creation, the rhyme, the words and the mo***fucking beats"
That's deep,

IN CONCLSION : It is I think more probable that the hulk will win, but the marines might leave a scratch or too. butt they're no match for the hulk or maybe even just Mister T
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>>578034107
I BELIEVE!
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>>578034375
OH YEAH, EVERYBODY WANTS ME BUT NOBODY DESERVES ME, THAT'S RIGHT

SOMETIMES IT'S TOUGH BEING THE KING OF KACHO, THE MAN OF MACHO, THE CREAM OF THE CROP AND THE ONE AT THE TOP YOU DIG?

BUT IT'S NICE TO HAVE THE OLE HULKSTER AROUND TO KEEP ME OFF MY RUMP AND UP ON MY TOES, YEAH

he's a sneaky one, lemme tell ya brother
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>>578035358
I'M JUST ABOUT DONE WITH YOUR BARNACLE BULLSHIT, MACHO MAN. FACE ME.
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>>578034107
WELL LET ME TELL YA SOMETHIN BROTHER.

THE HULKSTER DIDN'T COME ALL THIS WAY TO BE SHUT DOWN BY SOME NO GOOD SLIM JIM SLINGIN' SONUVAGUN.

THE HULKAMANIACS AROUND THE WORLD KNOW IT TO BE TRUE, I KNOW IT TO BE TRUE, AND YOU, YOU NO GOOD PINATA LOOKING PIECE OF TRASH, YOU KNOW ITS TRUE.

FACE IT RANDY, YOU'LL NEVER LIVE UP TO ME, YOU'LL ALWAYS LOOK DOWN. BECAUSE IN THE END, WHATCHA GONNA DO?! WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN HULKAMANIA AND THE USA RUN WILD. ON. YOU. USA USA USA USA USA.

I AM A REAL AMERICAN. FIGHT FOR THE RIGHTS OF EVERY MAN!
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