Femanon, what was the SMALLEST cock you've ever seen? Tell

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Some guy called OP once showed me his cock and it was really small.

Also he was a faggot.

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by the time, I'm gonna bump with ladies

>>577972778

holy shit what a small cock

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>>577972778
>>577972761
check...mate

Some baby on a beach

I mean I get that it was a baby but it was tiny even for a baby.

If nobody else was around I would have probably thrown it into the ocean just to save it from a life of pain and misery.

>be me
>6 inches exact
>will never be able to pleasure a lady
>women will always be disappointed in me not being bigger

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>>577972778
>>577972869
>>577973016
>>577973074
>>577973280
I saw his dick i was like instantly wet

>>577973359
aren't you overreacting?
I guess 6 inches is okey

My friend got pics sent to her from a mutual friend and he couldn't have been bigger than 6 inches. Poor guy.

All right, I'm a female faggot, and I'm here to tell you what's what.
Women don't really care about you penis size. If you put any effort into making us feel good, the sex is great. The only difference between 4 and 9 inches is that my cervix is going to get pounded to shit doing doggy style.
Stop obsessing over your body and go do something with your life. You're worse than a bunch of women, I swear to Christ.

>>577973359
???

>>577973676
what's the smallest you've dealt with?

>>577973359

>i imagine this is what it would be like if i left my mom's attic

>>577973676
>I guess 6 inches is okey
jesus it's above average, not everyone have ten foot monster cocks

>>577973359
don't worry, anon. You just have to buy a wife from china. They have statistically smaller vaginas and are naturally submissive.

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>>577973870
precisely

>>577973870
but, you can imagine a case, whe penis is just no big enough to feel anything, like really small, can't you? how would you react?

>>577974486
But how small do you have to be to not feel anything?

>>577974486

Don't indulge this anon in his fetish. He wants to be humiliated

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>>577974275
Are you joking? 6 inches is TINY! if you think 6 inches is big, kill yourself

>>577974275
Welcome to /b/, where this thread's goal is to make people insecure and we both took the bait to post here.

>>577974486
You realize that women feel most of what you do against their hips, right? There isn't very much feeling inside the vagina. Porn has lied to you. The clit is where it's at.
Would it bother me to have a really small dick in me? Fuck no. Push into the clit with your hips. She'll love it.

I once dated a guy for a year and a half with a micropenis. It was…fine? I was young and I suppose I didn’t know that I was in the presence of a true-life micropenis. The sex was OK because he tried really hard and also he was REALLY RIDICULOUSLY HOT, so that offset the micropenis concerns.

Basically, I'll look past your small cock concerns if you have a nice face.

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>>577974751
>not bait
you're not even trying anymore?

>>577973676
Well, 6 inches isn't much if you're fat. You lose a good inch or two.

>>577973870
Post tits

>>577975042
Stop opperesing me plz

>>577972574
My new gf insists that a small penis is no barrier to our love life.
Still, I wish she didn't have one.

>>577974962
>Micropenis
Were you dating OP by any chance?

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The smallest was also the only one to be cut and fat. Probably thats why it looked so small, cus he was fat as fuck.

>>577972574
Femanon doesnt make anysense you dumb cunt. Its femafag, just like amerifag, or fatfag or virginfag. Femanon makes no fucking sense
And TITS OR GTFO you bitch

>>577974958
Damn, you must be a virgin or fucking ugly.

find The Howard Stern Show smallest penis contest. Those guys literally have nothing except balls.

>>577973870
Thanks Dudette.

>>577973359
> I blame the size of my cock and not the fact that I am an autistic faggot

>>577975157
>thread is asking female opinions
>I post an honest opinion
>post tits
No. I don't need anything from you faggots. I'm telling you that you obsess over dumb shit that doesn't matter because you seem oversensitive about it.
>>577975184
10/10

>>577975484

lol @ hosp's penis. Knowing him is creepy.

>>577974275
Actually it's below average. The old rule you ate going by was last updated in 1910 & only white men of European descent were allowed in the study. The average these days is 8 inches.

>>577975727
[citation for obvious lie required]

>>577974962
anyway, I herad of story from my friend once
she was dating a guy
he was handsome, charming, bougth her presents, they where goin to fine restaurants, very frienly and so on
but he also was very romantic, talked a lot about platonic love, and that sex isn't that important for him, also that it should be very special

when she pulled off his pants she saw literally finger sized dick, she'd tried it and felt nothing
so it was the end of their relationship

I feel sorry for this gut, but I know it isn't the only one story like this in the universe, so I ask you to share simmiliar If you have

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>>577975173
s-sorry ma'am

>>577975390
the irony is that so do you, anon.

>>577975898
I've had sex with guys who had huge dicks and felt nothing. This is because guys with huge dicks think I should be honored to have sex with their super awesome amazing cocks.
No, I didn't feel anything because they didn't even try to turn me on.
Your fallacy is called false dichotomy.

>>577975898

so I'm assuming you would fuck a woman with a dick-like 2 inch clit no problem then, right?

>>577975184
If this was a ylyl thread I would have lost

Girls don't like being slammed on their cervix which is only 6' deep, it hurts them.
When me and my girl have sex she prefers the first 3 inches nice and slow.
There's no feeling deep in their vagina. This makes girth more important then length.

>>577976482

6 foot deep cervixes are the bomb.

>>577975813
^

>>577976482
you're telling me, you never heard:
>oh god, it hurts so good!
Kinda sad for you boy
Size matters.

>>577976704

Truth

>>577975184

8/10 Would laugh again.

>>577976704
I have never had a girl appreciate me tagging her cervix.

>>577976704
Yeah, it's so tragic that anon hasn't yet fucked a chick who's into that kind of S&M.
Hey, if you like pain, that's a good way to do it. I don't really like it.
You've basically shown your hand. You mimic what porn tells you as reality. It's not how it works, anon.

>>577976704
Are you some sort of fuckin virgin?
I'm 7 inches I'm just telling u retards to stop being so self conscious

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GIVE ME YOUR CLONAZEPAM NOW

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> Dicks < Spiderman
This is now a spider man thread

>>577976232
how does a guy with a huge dick let you know, that you "honored" to fuck him? maybe it was in your head

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>>577977090
hey i'm 7" too!
'was just sharing my honest experience here
i've had a few girls into light pain

>>577976976
I've had both

>>577976704
as a guy with a small dick it really doesn't you just have to know how to eat pussy.

>>577972574
>be physician
>in day shift
>herewego.exe
>checking ICU patients
>the other physician was checking a patient that just died
>hear somebody breathing with difficulty
>ohno.jpg
>acute pulmonary edema
>call nurses for bring drugs and put a urinary catheter
>OHMY.BAT
>THISISGONNABEHARD.COM
>pretty small cock on a 67 y.o. dude
>I MEAN LIKE 1 INCH COCK
>PHIMOSIS.PNG
>WORST PHIMOSIS I HAVE EVER SEEN
>2 people trying to put that goddamn catheter in
>finally
>then I find they guy had sons
>WAT

>>577973359
6 inches is fine, dude. Miine is only 6.5 and girls love it. As for the length, no idea, but your 6 inches exact girth is great as long as you're at least 7.5 long. Otherwise, here's the belt and the chair's over there.

>>577977762
eating pussy, one of the best things to ever be indeed! love that shit.
but being able to please your girl every way she wants has its perks. Tongue, fingers n dick... she could love all of you.

>>577972574
> Implying small dicks are more important than Klonopin

7.5 inches. Perfect size. Thats not monster length but the girls I've been with said its pretty big. Plus, girth is better than length. 6's and up with a nice girth is enough to get most girls off if you know what to do with it.

>>577977418

Heh heh

I'm perfectly happy with my penis when it's erect (6.5"), but what I am self-conscious about is it's flaccid size. I mean, sometimes it's probably around 4" or so, but other times its like a fucking inch. WTF?!

>>577977910
>being a bit above average
>only 6.5
the average is about 5.5/5.9 some say it's 6 but most studies i've checked didnt show 6 or above.

>>577978618
your dick is saving energy.

>>577977910
Why?

>>577978139
hey man gotta work with what god gave me

>>577977609
Basically, he took off his clothes and said, "It's really big, huh? I bet you'd love to suck it." It was kind of a lame thing to say, but I'm not going to get uptight about shit, so I sucked it.
Then he stripped me down and just started fucking me. No foreplay, no touching me, nothing. He liked to talk about his dick. The whole thing became very off-putting.
That was my second and final one night stand.

>>577978618
you just have to wait until it reaches its final form

>>577975898
sweet "story from a friend" bro

>>577973870
>Huge paragraph
Confirmed for femanon

>>577972869
looks like a giant clit not a dick.

>tfw too big to have sex with humans.

>>577972574
thank you for posting. i feel hung like a donkey now!

MUH DICK is 4 inches. to small to pleasure any women, to small to impregnate any women. i am useless to women therefore i should go gay, but i don't like it. my only option is death.
to weak and cowardly to do it. any anon wanna help me out with a way fucking out of this mess?

>>577972574
That's a trap.

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Enjoyyy ladiesssss;)

>>577981261
>to small to impregnate any women
Not sure if you're trolling...
4 inches is close to the average penis size in India and those fuckers have like 8 children, so maybe you should just go out and fuck girls? They're only going to realise at the very last second that your dick is small and by that point won't even care.

>>577978618
Are we dick bros?
Does it go heaps small after exercise?

>>577974958
>The clit is where it's at.

lol. that's what lesbos and beta fag keep telling themselves. And even lesbos buy dildo. And when they do, they don't buy 3 inch long or a foot long dildo. They buy medium sized one.

>>577972574
I'm tired of every boyfriend I meet hyperventilating the first time he goes down on me because he is scared about what I'll say about his penis. As long as its 8" or longer no woman cares.

>>577982016
lol troll

Smallest I've had was like 4" and he was bad in bed. First time we fucked I thought it was because we were both wasted as shit, second time I realized he just sucked.

>>577973870

please be real. cause this is fucking spot on.

although i will say this, some girls do care and are into finding large penises.

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>>577982016

>>577977890
some woman have sex with dogs ... Anyone could succeed as long as they're not a huge beta faggot

>>577981261

you can always do some surgery and gain 2 inches for a fair trade of some stability and hardiness.

>>577972574
My gf left some poor faggot when he dropped his pants. she said it was the size of her pinkie finger which she said wasn't going to do anything for her.

>5.7" here and she loves it

>>577981959
It's amazing how you faggots think you know anything about women. Have you ever been fucked by a dude? Do you have a vagina? Do you even know any lesbians?
I can answer yes to all three of these questions and tell you that you have no idea what you're talking about.
Seriously, go out in the real world a little. Fucking /b/ is just circlejerking all of this false information amongst itself, and it gets ingrained. Then you're fucked.
Go the fuck outside.

>>577981905
I'm not the dude you're talking to but I'm the same. 6.5 inches hard but after exercise or cold water it can be 1 inch flaccid.. It's hilarious when its that small!

I met a boy off /soc/ once.
After the date, we went to his apartment, got high, started making out, and im rubbing his crotch, but hes not getting hard.
He keeps moving my hand away.
So it gets to the point where im basically nude, and all he has off is his shirt.
He starts going down on me, and hes really really good at it, and I ask him if he wants to fuck me.
So he turns me over, and he goes to fuck me, and I feel his belly hitting me, but not much else. I reach back to ru my clit, and I feel his cock and its got to be like 3 or 4 inches long.
I don't say anything, I let him cum, then he rubs my pussy until I cum.
We are laying there for a second and im rubbing his stomach and i reach down and his cock has like retracted into him. He sits up and doesn't say anything, just gets dressed.
I try to talk to him, tell him how much fun it was and everything, and he just gives like one word answers.

He brings me back to my car, and I ask if he would like to do something again, and he says, " I know its small, but I don't need your fucking pity, you whore" and drives off.

So the only issue was him. I would have been cool with the way he ate pussy, tbh...

>>577976976
Girls don't really appreciate this, dude, it fucking hurts.

I mean, a lot. If a guy humps my cervix it's such a turn off I usually can't come. It feels like they're jabbing me with a fork.

My favorite lays were all about the same length as my hand, maybe 5 inches or so? I'm 5'9 for scale. The dick size isn't why they're my favorites, though -- these are guys who wouldn't try to force the orgasm out of you or let you go without coming and took the time to really get me wet first.

I mean, the dick in OP's picture is kind of small but if he could tongue me while he worked my g spot with his fingers I would marry him.

>>577982016
well played

>>577983512
we are, all of us, our own worst enemy

>>577981905

Honestly, haven't paid attention after exercise, but I will now. Typical stereotype stuff. Cold, water and especially cold water. But often times I notice it, it's just at weird times. Or I'll just notice when it's flaccid size seems bigger than normal. Not turned on by anything. Just it's hanging out size.

>>577978618
I'm the same way bro, like when I'm not horny at all its like 1-2 inches usually less than 2. When I get hard tho, I'm 7 inches. I personally think its cool af, but hey maybe thats just me.

>>577982996
this.

but don't even try. a whole generation is brought up by beta dads and porno, of course they don't know about the clit thing. they see women getting hammered by 10" dicks all the time.

it's always the same with these threads. bunch of insecure, inexperienced and/or bored little trolls teasing each other. ask your father if you want some advice.

i make my wife cum every time with my fuckin barely 6 inch 4 inch girth worthless cock, women dont want just straight pounding forever, i still hate my dick though, it would be fun to have a massive dick.

>>577983708
Its a shame. He wasn't bad looking, somewhat awkward, but we had the same interests and nerdy attributes, but he was too hung up on the size of his cock.

>>577983841

I think it would bug me less if it was always roughly the same size flaccid. Just seems like it has a flaccid mind of its own that isn't always due to environmental issues.

>>577984138
This may be a nerdy way to think about it, and i even make jokes about it to my gf. But I think about it kinda like pokemon evolutions "final form" and what-not.

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>>577982996
i'm a bisexual swinger, i've had sex with hundreds of men and woman, i've been fucked by men and transgirl.

You focus on your clit because you've never had a good fucking.
Even the girl who have a g-sport well hidden enjoy a good fucking.

>pic related, it's my hand from an old ama thread i've made on /B/

>>577983857
>it would be fun to have a massive dick.
There's a rolling stone article I read in high school about a guy with a 13" dick.
It sounded awful. Guy couldn't hold a regular relationship, dudes kept asking him to fuck their girlfriends while they watched. He said the number one thing he'd learned was how to eat pussy first or he'd never get it in. No shit that thing would only fit like 1/3 of the way in me.

My favorite part is feeling his body slamming into me. That's what makes me cum, his body grinding into my clit. A dick that big, you'd never even be close. I'd probably come huge because of the kink of getting stretched but I'd need to rub my self out and I don't think I'd want to do it more than once a week.

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>>577982159
>Fucking a guy with a 4 inch penis multiple times

>>577984138
An, on-top of that. Girls when they see my dick soft, they are like wtf so small then when i do get hard, its like they are impressed. I mean hell, I'm impressed myself that little thing can grow that big (not saying my dick is huge, but for a body part to go from 1-7 inches is pretty cool)

>>577973870
tits or gtfo

>>577984520
If you had any sort of medical training, you'd know that the g-spot exists.
Source: OB GYN nurse

>>577984447

Yeah, I sure do appreciate that it ends up growing so much. Quite a few of the girls I've been with told me that they were a little worried at first. But I'm also a dude who doesn't mind getting nude in public when the occasion arises (no pun intended). Just would be nice to have I guess a bit closer example to show than what is often time displayed.

>>577984520
My g spot is about two and half inches in and it's in the front of my pussy, just behind my pubis bone.

I think everybody's is. Big dicks and hard fucking don't affect my spot. Doggy does (and so does a position I call "flying position," missionary with the guy off the bed fucking kind of up and into you, it makes me feel like a sailplane on the air)

>>577977890
Another medical history
>femanon here

>300kg asshole with diabeetus and cirrhosis
>all nude in his own bed, with just a bed sheet on him
>nurses are tired of cleaning him
>DR PLEEZE PUT A CATHETER TO HIM PLEEZE, HE CAN'T PEE
>ohgodno.exe
>3 people
>1 taking his belly
>another the fat above the dick
>it was just balls
>WHERE IS IT
>with 2 fingers in the sking, try to find the head or something
>10 mins later, about to quit
>HERE IT IS
>happiness.jpg
It was like 1,5 inch, finger-like

>mfw I was the only one in the whole hospital who could put a urinary catheter on him
>mfw I have no face

I have seen too many dicks because f my job, and all I could say is guys in my country have small or normal dick.
>inb4 asian

>>577973359

I wouldn't worry...i've found 6" is very pleasurable. a good fuck isn't JUST about dick size.

>>577985178
of course it exist, but sometime it's difficult to reach, or not as developped. Some girl i can make them squirt with my finger quite easily ( like the first time i fuck them), some other i've had difficulties finding the spot, and some other i haven't found at all ( underdevelopped or placed in a strange way : once i've had sex with a girl whose g-spot can only be stimulated by being fucked in the ass in a very precise position).

>>577984783
Jonah Falcon. I remember that article. He came across as sort of an asshole, if memory serves.

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>>577980250
Fucking lol'd

>>577973870

as a femanon, I can second this. it's not JUST about dick size.

>>577972574

Well, the good news is. Your dick isn't mutilated.

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>>577974962
I bet you told him it was big, didn't you faggot?

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>>577986000
TRIPS CONFIRMS IT

>>577985875
>of course it exist, but sometime it's difficult to reach, or not as developped. Some girl i can make them squirt with my finger quite easily ( like the first time i fuck them), some other i've had difficulties finding the spot, and some other i haven't found at all ( underdevelopped or placed in a strange way : once i've had sex with a girl whose g-spot can only be stimulated by being fucked in the ass in a very precise position).

that was a post-op

>>577983841
called being a grower instead of a show-er, right? i'm the same way

>>577985294
>I think everybody's is.

how many pussy have you manipulated beside your own ? Girls aren't equal in term of genital disposition. As penis varies in size, or labia, the inner configuration of a girl genital have many variation. I've seen girls who can get vaginal orgasm from almost any kind of fucking, and other that required a very precise setup.

Some girls have a HUGE g-spot ( it's more a G-zone) that can be found with your finger VERY easily, some other are almost impossible to make cum with a vaginal stimulation.

But even the one who aren't able to come from a good fucking still enjoy it.

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> be femanon
> have bf with 8 in long dick
> struggle to get it in, then it hurts like hell
> have only had pleasant sexuals once, other times I'm just squinting my eyes together and trying to relax lower body while my cervix is being stabbed by demonic winky

What do /b/

>>577975997
you should be ashamed of yourself, these women have to put up with crap like this everyday because of douchebags like you!

>>577986802
post-op don't squirt from their neo-vaginas, she was in her fifties and MtF tansition decades ago weren't very effective, and i'm openly bisexual so if she was a MtF she had no reason of lying

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>>577977910
8/10 I chuckled

>>577985918
I dunno about an asshole. Definitely a loser.

It's never been my experience that a big dick made a guy cool.

>>577987041
>What do /b/

take it in the ass you can fit 8 inches there easily with training.

or get a boyfriend who know how to use his dick ( or who cares about what you feel because with proper preparation 8 inches will be enjoyable)

>>577987041
>lube up dick before ye stick it in
>get wetter before he jams it in
>make him feel bad for being larger than your vaginal canal - limit how much he can put in with your hand around the base?

>>577986905
Fair enough. I read about the g-spot in a Cosmo years ago and mine was right where they said it would be.

Dick is 7" long, 6" girth, every women ive ever been with has fucking loved what i can do with it and my mouth. atleast 40 and every single one has complemented it

>>577974958
I've been with several girls, none seem to like the same thing. Current GF hates gspot stimulation while the others like it. Current doesn't like finger action in general, regardless of how hard or gentle I am. Can't say the same about previous gfs.

Same goes for appreciation of rear entry. No one's the same. Clit sensitivity may mean overwhelming feels and a desire to make that shit stop to some.

Just being reasonable here.

>>577972778
eww that's what my sisters vagina looks like
don't ask

>>577987728
He won't fuck me in the ass, my buttplug is only 5 1/2 inches but I could definitely take a dick :^)

>>577987979
Thanks for the tips anon

>>577978872

top kek

>>577973870
You deserve an award for this, but this is 4chan so tits or gtfo

>>577976704

As a man with a small dick and a wide range of musical taste, your troll that all these young faggots missed was not wasted upon me. know this now, I have lost.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dOsbsuhYGQ

>>577988080
most of the g-spot are about at the same place, but lots of girl they search for it at the place cosmo say it should be and don't find anything and then they claim it's a myth.

Some girl have something that is very noticeable because the coarseness of the vaginall wall change, and it's located on the wall who is in the front, but it's not always as obvious.

>>577987041
Well, jesus don't let him stab your cervix! ow ow ow

First of all, use lube. Making him eat you first is best for that and if you have a come you'll be super relaxed for it.

Second, get on top. Learn how to take him. You will either be able to fit him more comfortably in front or in back of your cervix, for me it's in front, and you're going to want to do positions that make it easier for him to get there.

Third, don't let him scrunch up your legs, you won't be able to take as much.

>>577981615

>it's black
no thanks

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>>577988610
>won't fuck an ass
is he gay ?

>>577987041

Have said dimensions.

Had a virgin gf.

We had buttsecks before vaginal because it slipped in better.

Eventually we foreplayed long enough for it to slip in.

Patience, that's all it really takes. Have him tease, use fingers first if necessary. Usually if you can fit three fingers it's all good.

>>577988881
Mine isn't something you can feel, but I sure fucking can. It's like this area where if you flick it suddenly I have to pay a lot of attention to what's going on and even a little clit play is so amazing.