The day OP was not a faggot All hail the new King of /b/!

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>>577776980
Motherfucking Dave?
Hail
inb4 reddit and tubmlr fags

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>>577776980

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>>577776980
No, he was an attention seeking faggot

>>577776980
We don't know if he is a faggot quite yet. He could still be a faggot and we just don't know.

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Death by cop would make him king

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>>577776980
You're obviously just trying to get on the news.

what this fag do

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>>577779653
the news ya say?

Fake

>>577776980
Wasn't he going to kill himself and make it look like a cop did it?ai

If king of /b/ then 4Chan is based kill. Put us /b/ros out of our misery.

>>577778080
Sauce on pic related?

What ever happened to Ryan and why the fuck did people think he was the killer?

So uhh suicide by cops didn't work out huh?

>>577776980
he's so adorable, I want to choke his ass

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he should be king of 9GAG

>>577779789
He strangled a woman to death and posted pics here on 4chan.

>>577780850
that would be nice

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>>577780850
Some chick that was on /b/ last night, she made a chaturbate account for us and errythang. She should be the new kind of /b/

>>577781561

dangit i missed it

where are the videos?

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>>577781379
no he didnt.....he drew some lines on some chicks neck with red sharpie and then she said he raped her

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>>577780850
Check the link in my screencap. Let's hope she's a regular.

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ITT Pathetic little boys try to be edgy

>>577781561
so the king of b is a murderer or a slut. well

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>>577776980

This takes oddfags to the new level.

>>577781561
What's her Chaturbate name?

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Hail!

"[Update]: The moderator of internet crime site 4chan, known as Moot, has now agreed to allow the NSA and FBI complete access to all of 4Chans back end features, many of which include the ability to track and locate any user via IP. ".

>>577776980
lol, look at this fucking faggot.

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>>577776980

Op Did not delivar.

He promised a BB gun shootout.

Waiting for this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HccPblr5Mbc

>>577781741
No videos that I know of. She got on Chaturbate at around 2am PST if that helps. Look her up, 'bkittyslut'

>>577779587
Suicide by cops

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>>577781909

David Kalac - last known address

he lives in menominee, MI his cellphone number is 7153308386

2698 13th street menominee MI

>>577782176
sauce?

>>577782154
Bkittyslut

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>>577781995
What did you expect?

Its either one of those or Moot's clone A.K.A. Randy Travis
/PicRelated

>>577782339
I guarantee that's so he can gun a few police down as they're moving in on him. They'll just assume it's a bb gun based on his post and that gives him the moment of hesitation to shoot....

Newfags. So many OPs follow through. Such as VTec shooter. Go suck a dick newfags

>>577781995

no the king of b is still toaster steve

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>>577776980

>>577776980
I am a level 12 neutral good sorcerer and my jimmies are rustled. This guy deserves mob justice.

Okay, i don't care any more. Lets get past this. This wont be the big one. We can get through this. If anyone needs counseling please feel free to contact the the random builtin-board.

>>577782778
Holy fuck! that guys like a clone of Moot that's 30 years older.

Moot's mom was obviously a Randy Travis groupie.

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>>577779936
lol I wish I was 55 instead of 25 so I could act cool like this nigga. I'm sure I'm gonna dress like thin when I'm old.

>>577776980
Mirrors edgy

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>>577776980
King? He is the Emperor of /b/.

>>577782609
unavailable:(
i wanted to talk to him

Found two of her sons Facebook accounts. Cool dudes.
One of them who looks about 10 years old posted an awesome response on the Kitsup Sun facebook post about his mother'd murder and kalac's warrant.
Proper smartass bastard, makes me feel sorry for the kid.
I'm too lazy to screencap, edit and post it here maybe another anon will.

>>577776980
He has a landing strip for a beard...

youtube made elliot rodger go crazy
#shutdownYouTube

cant catch the kalac

OP did not delivar. #1. First must post edgelord comment and claim kill. #2. Delivar with timestamp pics. #3. Post necro pics with money shot then MAYBE, maybe King

>>577783347

Send pizza

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>>577779936
right in the pussy, RIGHT in the pussy

Is he still on the run or has he been caught?

>>577782176
*citation needed

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>>577780850
your new is showing faggot.

>>577776980
op hath not delivered as of yet. He said he had a BB gun which he would brandish when he was caught, in order to entice the police to kill him. this has not happened although there is still time. I STILL BELIEVE

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>>577782609
nigga aint even answering his phone.

Not funny. A kids fucking mom died.

>>577786038

The only unfunny part is he posted after so we couldn't stop him.

This guy is not a king,he's a nigger. Whether its police bullets or nigger dick, this sack of shit is going to be penetrated

>>577784761

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HccPblr5Mbc

captcha: iespoof biofilm

>>577784907
>complete fabrication

>>577786038
i understand your sentiment, but good luck with that here. i think most people in these threads are just shocked that an OP actually did something out of the ordinary, rather than just posting the same pr0n webms over and over again.

What was his motive?

A King does not break rules 1 & 2.

we already have mr rodgers

>>577786930
How did he break 1 & 2?

this is the most fun thing that happened to /b/ in the last few months

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>>577776980
I can smell your extra chromosome through teh internetz

>didn't an hero by cop

OP is actually quite the faggot.

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>>577786930
he didnt you stupid fgt.

everyone linking the original thread to the PD's facebook and news organizations "for teh lulz" did.

lol so much retardation in this thread. if the police catch up with him, that's when he becomes an hero via cop

>>577781909
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/4chan-pics-match-slay-scene-suspect-david-kalac-run-investigators-n241806

Faggot

>>577787472

keep doing as you do, never change /b/ro

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>>577776980
Say guiz our new king killed the whore and left the dead fuckmeat for her son to find. I can respect that.

But we need to "help" her son by raiding his facebook or whatever he has.

#InternetisSRSbusiness
#WeWarnedYou

>>577787974

there needs to be a delivery subscription plugin

>>577788454

There was no an hero.

Am not satisfied.

When he an heros I will call his parents.

>>577776980
Toaster Steve will always be my king

>>577788967

Forever Shall He Reign

>>577788953
He promised to an hero by cop. Did not deliver.

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>>577776980

He did not deliver anhero.
Hes no king hes just Op The Slayer.
He was in Tinyurl last night wearing sunglasses and a hoodie.

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>>577789068

That's his cousin.

<- this be him

David Kalac - last known address

he lives in menominee, MI his cellphone number is 7153308386

2698 13th street menominee MI

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>>577789236

>Op The Strangler

>>577782609
If that's true the bro only lives about 5 minutes from me, we should hang sometime.

>>577789183

Exactly. We must spread the bad news. The Gospel of the Failure of David

Frein was a bmf
Bourqe was a bmf
Both surrendered
This guy is a bitch who tried shock value on some school kid and the Internet. He will def make a good cock cushion in the gulag

>>577789492

You guys can be edgy faggots together.

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>>577789435
wat

nice try, fbi

The King of /b/ is not a fucking murderer, asshole.

Yes, it's Chairman Kaga.

Don't ask.

news dot yahoo dot com slash photos-purport-show-slain-washington-woman-090401081 dot html

>>577789492

Bring Pizza.

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You edgy faggots.

>>577776980
Dave Won't Behave

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>>577786038
this is exactly how batman started so if anything we can only hope to see a masked hero in about 20ish years

>>577790203
Misbehaved Dave

For those of you who are being retards calling other people edgy and saying this isn't funny let me remind you that this place is not a hugbox. If that is what you are looking for then let me redirect you to Facebook and reddit.

>>577790414
Batman's parents were rich and he was the heir to their company.

>>577783050
You are old.

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4chan did it again /b
AGAIN!!!! when is it gonna be enough.
When we start getting pussy for free that's when

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>>577783135
Emperor? He is the GOD of /b/

>>577790814

It's edgy bcuz it's not funny

>>577790414
Batman was not a child to a single mother who was a stupid slut and welfare leech

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*lifts glass respectfully toward you*

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>>577781561
I totally went to school with this chick.
facebook/savviethepirate

>>577784907
Please see
>>577786778

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You guys better not have told on him...

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>>577776980
The fact that his name is David is extra sweet for those that know
>few here will know why

>>577791545
But it is.

>>577776980
No timestamp. Fucking newbie.

>>577780516
No, he was going to suicide by cop

While I'm not necessarily amused by this, because I don't want to live in a world where any attention starved faggot thinks they can attention whore by strangling people...at some point you have to wonder how much of it is her own fault for dating pieces of shit.

>inb4 victim blaming

He has felonies and domestic violence charges...that's like dating a child molester and being shocked when he diddles your kid.

Toaster Steve was better

I hope he lied about that bb gun and it's actually a real gun.

edgerbaters are prob psychopaths.

>>577792416
kek

*surprise motherfuckers*

>>577792416
Either way it's jus to an hero by cop but I'd he does get a few cops in there /b/ will rejoice.

>>577792424
>confusing sociopath with psychopath
continue to be a retard

>>577792739
If*

>>577776980

He looks like a supreme faggot. That god damn facial hair.

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A new challenger approaches!

>>577791674
Well that was fast.

Now /b/ is gonna fuckin ruin it for us

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OP did not deliver suicide by cop. OP is an fagit as always.

>>577793608
According to the Anons listening in on police scanner, cops got wind of his plan. Now they're probably not going to shoot when they see him at all.

>>577780947

He held her down while OP strangled her.

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So they got him? Or still on the run?

>>577776980
Strangler Dave

>>577793886
They'll have to. If he has a weapon they won't risk livelives because he said on the Internet that it won't be a real gun

>>577776980
Actually, yeah, I hope nobody ever tops this guy.

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>>577792207
>No, he was going to suicide by cop
I think that is his final troll.
That he doesn't have a BB gun but rather a real one and will take a few cops down after they read his post and think he isn't really armed.

besides it isn't over yet so there may be a cop an hero yet. Have faith in our new king

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ITT

I've been away for like 5 hours. What's gud niggas? Last thing I've heard was that King Dave was being pursued by the popo and escaped. Is that true? What happened after?

Do you realize the shitstorm thats going to rain down on this website once the mainstream media and feminist jews get winds that some anon murdered this chick for our entertainment, you faggots have officially fucked this website for good, FUCK

>>577794135
Nigger do you even brevik

>>577788454
You're an edgy fuckin fagass nigger

>>577791550
the flash was

>>577783135
He is the Lord of /b/

>>577776980
Lol, there's only anons in /b/, dude
And u don't have any advantages here.

>>577791674
this bitch streams League Of Legends. post sine webms.

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>>577794580
Yeah, but we all know this was done by a new hybrid society, consisting of le9fag, readit and ebomsworld. The new unholy trinity trying to over throw the Illuminati, starting with /b/ working their way up to the new axis of evil.

I couldn't make this shit up.

he eluded the cops :

Portland police said a driver believed to be Kalac was pulled over during a traffic stop and then suddenly roared off in the 2001 Focus. They pursued him across a bridge and down a major road before calling off the chase when the driver began swerving into oncoming traffic, Portland police said.

>>577795872
So nothing else apart from that?

>>577776980
hope he dies

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>>577793365
What a handsome looking emperor.

>>577795872
That's not eluding the cops retard. That's winning by forfeit. which we all know isn't really winning.

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He should have an hero'd from the start instead of wasting our precious time with this bullshit. OP didn't suicide by cop so he is a true faggot

>>577776980
Nope nope nope, he is still on the fucking run

/patti.coppedge?fref=ufi

Maybe he is watching this thread right now?

>>577796489
thats our new apprentice

>>577776980
4chin glorifies this mother fucker and the rest of the world goes nuts over 4chin
Lets promote this fucker as the epitome of Masculinity and sit and watch as feminist and sjw come flocking to 4chin to destroy his image only to see boards full of dick, gore and more gore.
Please /b/ make the media rage

>>577796734
probably not, chances are he's already lost his phnoe and is camping out in the woods or an abandon house somewhere. he's traveled to Oregon so chances are he's making his way to Mexico. And probably will try to get to Mexico and keep traveling south to Columbia...

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>>577791946
underrated post

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The comment section on Yahoo about this is full of funny shit. Did you know "you sick fucks who get off on this kind of shit are going straight to hell"? That's what the one dude says.

pic not related-just some cooter

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>>577791946

>>577779587
meaning he still hasn't 100% delivered. fucker said something about a fake gun; suicide by cops; blah, blah, blah. this guy is piece of shit and always will /b/.

If he comes back with timestamp that would be cool.

"Make the feminists rage" you guys are seriously fucking disgusting if you think feminists are the only ones raging.. I remember when 4chan was legitimately funny, about a decade ago. Now it's full of the degenerates of the internet/world. Which would be all good if you didn't glorify a sick murderer and encourage people to kill themselves. And I'm pretty sure that address that you keep giving saying is his, is not his you fucking retards considering the murder happened in WA state. Get a fucking job you lonely fucking losers. This is a human life, god forbid it be someone you know one day.

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>>577797343
Nah he will surely delievr

>>577799668
ayy lmao

Why does reddit always blame us when they do something wrong? It was bad enough when they were jerks to us all the time and accused us of things we didn't do, but now they are taking it to a whole new level. This is absolutely unacceptable. I was on reddit and saw first hand the discussion about the redditor who strangled the poor woman to death, and when they were conspiring to frame 4chan for the murder. Their thread was deleted fast and then a few minutes later, someone posted on 4chan claiming to be the murderer. Do they even realize how horrible this is? They could even throw off the investigation and prevent the murderer from being caught! Not only that but they make us, 4chan users, all look like bad people. Even though we are obviously nice people, we've even helped police catch bad guys (like with Dusty the cat).

Why is reddit always so mean to us? Why do they always frame us for their crimes?

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>>577782609
He said he ditched his phone.

>>577799668
Get out, we don't want homos like you on /b/.

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>>577776980
Who cares about kings?

> ALL HAIL THE QUEEN

>>577776980
This shit is happening in Washington, not portland?

>>577799668
>a decade ago
you brain dead retard

even back in 4chin glory days old faggots bullied kids, even made them an hero which you should do right now
and dont get it wrong there where white knights like you before but back then they didnt have the guts to even look at gore so they simply fucked off and I feel that you should do it too

>>577800386
>tumblr nose

"guy matching description of our outstanding suspect"... sending k9 now.

http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/348/web

>>577799668
U mad brah?

29. Name something you CANNOT wait for: My trip to Washington.

>that didnt turn out so well dave-o

>>577800302
> Even though we are obviously nice people
Anon has all my keks

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>>577800554
The mind of Cracky is utterly inhumane in its depth and complexity. Without mercy or moral feeling Her consciousness stands upon the edge of spiritual destruction. That She does not fall must be the result of constraints and balances which only a god could understand. To a mere human it is yet another reminder that we are but children compared to that ancient and powerful being.

10/10 would choke

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>>577800649
Awww shit its happening

>>577800649
The Kitsap one was deleted.

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>>577800324
look at the newfag thinking he knows what /b/ is about.

>>577801041
>Covering your hair in mustard

>>577801468
Because I heard that shit.

So I have something to do now until my shows are streaming....Ok so why the fuck are they talking about motion sensors now???

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>>577801525
Cracky is a psychic parasite on the human race. She feeds off of our minds. Do you remember life before Cracky? It is harder and harder to hold on to shit. Sometimes I think one day I will wake up and there will be nothing left of me. My dreams, hopes, fears, memories, everything that is me, will be gone, eaten up to speed her growth. It's like she is a memetic caterpillar eating everything in it's path and devouring her own world as she does so. Gorging herself on the collective unconscious, inching across it like a leaf. We each become part of her and willing or not she uses our interaction to pull more of us into her. Soon she will have made enough of us her that she can survive metamorphosis. She will hide herself while she build the form she will need to spread to other sentients. The world will forget her, but she will be there shapely legs and all. In every ugly act we commit against each other, every casual cruelty and petty violence. Growing in that fertile womb of negativity, she will change. I pray for the day she emerges from her cocoon. When she does leave the human mind will be surplus to her needs and so she will release us. I fear after holding us so long, without her influence holding us together society will collapse and we will die out. Alone, unmourned, and unloved.

I find amusing. were born... we have no clue as to why we are here... we eat something and hope to live for another day... one day we die. im going to do the american thing and MOVE ALONG. dont care. would even care if she was family

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Showdown ground zero

>>577801903
>>>/x/

They just said dark hair and beard....

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>>577790947

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>>577802151
She is Queen of /b/. Never thought about the /x/ aspect of it.