check the Oregon news soon. this is it /b/ros

waiting..

>>577745774
You gonna jump of the bridge?

>>577745774
could it be?

http://catchwmw.com/2014/11/05/police-suspect-in-port-orchard-killing-leads-officers-on-high-speed-chase-esapes/

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>>577745774

>>577745774
>>577746183
I'm curious as to what made you do this, mind sharing?

lel

I'd like to say, HI MOM

>>577746514
>assuming this is really him

>>577745774
kjk

dude what you did was badd...

>>577745774
do it faggot!

>>577746667
reverse google search the image, see for yourself faggot

>>577745774
0/10 B8

Hope you're behind 7 proxies bro

>>577745774
Same ID as the rest of OP's post.

>>577746794
Oh shit

toasting

DO A FLIP FAGGOT

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>>577745774
Toasting in epic bread

ayy lmao, shoutout to jimmy rustles

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>>577745774

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BE AN HERO

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>>577745774

>>577745774
hollywood-style-bridge-jump, that would be fucking awesome

mugshot with shoe on head

what.

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What's the deal here? Anyone care to explain more?

>>577747284
>filename
chuckle

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>>577745774
I am excite.

Sharpie in the pooper?

>>577747613
Coding issues. A lot of 3rd party products have code in the form of:

if (version.StartsWith (“Windows 9”))
{ /* 95 and 98 */
} else {

>>577745774
Take dick out and have gunfight. You will be remembered for your monster cock

How does the cock taste?

toast in a possibly epic bread

DO IT

It's just some guy driving on a bridge. You're all idiots.

>>577747724

LOL

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>>577747724

Strangling some dumb bitch and providing us with lulz is one thing. But texting and driving is just dumb.

>>577747724
Now you have my attention

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see if you can get more air than this guy
>pic related

>>577747724
Pic of license plate&face

>>577747724
Ustream.tv

Stream it for your /b/ros
You'll be a hero to us all

>>577747724
gr8 b8 m8

>>577747724
will u make video of your epic headshot offbridge suicide? plox and share

>>577745774

Hi Mr 4chan.

Epic fail

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Toast'n in epic bread

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>>577747153
never noticed the cum before

The fuck is going on.

>>577747724

is that the BB gun you were talking about?

>>577747724
IT'S HABBENING

>>577747787
underrated post

> toasting in portland gluten-free epic bread

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>>577747724
I want to believe

>>577747913
stop the texts, stop the wrecks

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>>577747948
this, what do you have to loose?
some last lulz for anon

>>577746794
because no one else possibly could live in the area

>>577747724
Kill the cops man.

Weed is legal

>>577746794
How the fuck does that prove anything, dipshit

Ayyy say it was the CIA who programmed you to do it. Ayyy

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>>577747724
>>577745774
EVERYBODY GET IN HERE. IT'S HAPPENING

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>>577745774

>>577745774
Face pic! Face pic! To remember you by forever!!

>>577747724
please do livestream

>>577747765
Haa!

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>>577747932
daaaaaaaaaayuummmm

>>577745774
Well fuck it all bud

>>577747724
ohhh boy. could it be?!?1

Strange world we live in, I don't understand it

>>577747951
(More Like "An Hero". Take this bugger down, Portlandia.)

>>>>577748320
As far as I can tell measure 91 has so far been passed in Oregon, making it the third state to legalize recreational use of Cannabis.
that is all that matters.

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>>577747724
Something worth of interest again

This might be insteresting

do a flip

>>577747974
BB gun

>>577748436
such bs I hate this state

The HERO b/ deserves is back and in business.

timestamp with gun pls

>>577748586
turn yourself in faggot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKOlBZJ7Izs

>>577747724
That's not what the interior of a 2001 Ford Focus looks like

>>577748586
Timestamp and face. You have nothing to lose faggot.

>>577748049
it is lol. looks fake as hell.

shoot some niggers eye with yout airshit gun

rol

>>577748436
How much is legal to possess do you know?

posting

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Hi OP, what do you think of my banana?

>>577748586
GOD SPEED

ROB A STORE FIRST FOR SOME FUN

Freedom-speaks.com
Fake ad

Don't jump off the bridge.

Get the pigs to shoot you and broadcast it.

You will be immortalised forever and get on the next series of worlds scariest sieges.

post moar op

>>577748586
What a fag

>>577748586

i call bs. why paint it out? we all know the license plate #, proves nothing

>>577745774
>>577748586
OP is on Megler bridge. Now what's going to happen?

>>577748586
Real tag # has no V in it, faggot.

>>577748795
8ozs and 4 plants for adults over 21

OP is fucking with everyone
OP is posting tiny pics from his phone

You're all fucking stupid.

P.S. I'm actually the OP sageing my own thread. Morons.

HELLO IM POSTING IN THIS THREAD BECAUSE I CAN

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this is OP guys

>>577748586
Why blot it out, If you really are the killer, show the full plate, and take a selfie with the car. Plus time stamp.

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Fake.

Epic fail fag

>>577748117
I was the reddit user who made this up by pretending to be a microsoft developer. It got quoted by news sources and went viral.

It probably isn't even remotely true

>>577748856
>>577748715
>>577748704
>>577748630

hes using the bb gun to get a cop to shoot him

was stated previously in agenda

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>>577748715
you think that will stop the cops from firing? they shoot unarmed mother fuckers on a regular basis. The bb gun was a damn good idea.

>>577748586
faggot. like you have the time or need to edit the picture

>>577747724
Is that the BB gun?

>>577748795
8oz in home, grow up to 4 plants, carry 28g

Not sure what plants only harvest 2oz each... but maths are not for stoners

>>577747724
Your fake gun is missing its magazine.
-2/10

calling bullshit.

>>577748586
we already know who you are. just show us your face. itll make the tread better, and thats what you want right

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>>577747724
>>577747724
>>577747724
>>577747724

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OP peep the cover?
Did you really sharpie the pooper?

>>577748883
thats a fucking Y you piece of shit faggot

>>577747724
an hero by cops op, you promised

>>577748589
?
medicinal laws still apply

go to gas station, kill people there set fire and gogogogo next one

>>577748586
This is gonna be gud

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>>577747724

>>577748883
He's right. Real license is 495-YLYL

>>577748960
That's not Ryan The Undenied you faggot.

TOASTING IN EPIC THREAD!

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>>577748960
That is a murdering faggot

Op, post a webm!

why did you do it?

>>577748915
Awesome! When are rec shops allowed to open?

Babysitting my niece :)

>>577748883
this guy's got it right:

http://www.vice.com/read/why-did-photos-of-a-strangled-woman-appear-on-4chan-before-her-body-was-found-1105

plate number is at the bottom

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>>577748586

>>577748960
It says his name is David Kalac
Post your face with time-stamp OP, or should I say Mr. Kalac. You have nothing to lose

>>577747724
bb gun
seat matches ford focus 2001

it's happening

This raises an interesting legal question.

If the OP in this thread is really our friend the strangler, then are we assisting an offender by communicating with him and telling him what to do?

All hail Dangerous Dave, the rightful King of /b/!

>>577747724
There's no fucking magazine in the god damn thing. Also looks like some high point piece of shit.

>>577745774
Bullshit.

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>>577748586

Bye Felicia

Hello PROD

>>577749274
an hero by cops come faggot, you didint deliver yesterday

>>577749097
Learn to alphabet, queer.

>>577749091
Kek

.
http://strawpoll.me/2934734

>>577749274
All this proves is you own a beanie.

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>>577747724
amateur

Posting just in case. So I can call people newfag later on the account they weren't here, just in case.

>>577749274
shit's real motherfuckers

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>>577749274
Ill take part in this thread

>>577749272
OH FUCK ITS NOT A V ITS A Y!!!!!

>>577749274
ITS HAPPENING

captcha 420

we are getting trolled.

>>577748704

as a proud owner of a 2001 ford focus i can confirm.

>>577749274
ITS LEGIT

WHATS HAPPENING?

ARE YOU GOING TO SUICIDE BY COP?

>>577749274
FAGGOT.

>>577749274
When did you have time to edit all these photos?

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>>577749274

>>577749274
No face in the picture. This post is bullshit.

Fucking sage this shit.

>>577749097
no it's not

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Is it Irony the plate is YLYL?

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>>577749274
Do you feel lucky, punk?

if op is on megler bridge police scanner is http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/4241/web

>>577748715
>>577749042
You do remember he wants them to shoot him? I'm guessing he'd rather die than end up in prison

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>>577749274

toasting sum epic bread

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ohhhhhhh fuck fuck fuck

OP is gonna go down in delivaring history

i gotta go to class

ill be thinking of you

>>577749292
this

>>577749274
HOLY SHIT

>>577749312
He orig said it was a bb.

>>577749452
I lost even though it's not a YLYL thread

What is this?

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>>577749026
the agenda has obviously changed. He needs a new plan. I think Dave needs to lay low, hide out somewhere, and leave a trail of bodies. If he goes down, why not make it a lil more epic?

>>577749274
Oh shit
Shit just got real
Post your face with timestamp OP and there shall be no doubt

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>>577749091

>>577749274
I'm gonna need more proof than that

>>577748960
Looks like a cool dude. I say we let him go, everyone call obamer.

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>>577749274
let's go then

>>577749274
OP DELIVERED

Fake and gay

DUMB CUNT FAGGOT COULDN'T GO OUT LIKE YOU SAID WASTING MY TIME SUCK A DICK CUNT

>>577749097
But why block the tag? Its already public info. He's trolling and you fell for it.

>>577745774
Op write "9gag 4 lyfe" on your chest!!!

>>577747724
>>577749274
I like your new interior

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finally

Don't give a damn if this thread just 4 show-
Hey Team Trooper- GO! GO! GO!

Killer /b/tard going down. Looking forward to the butthurt neckbeard masses whining about it for the next 48hrs.

>>577749274
its not very convincing faggot

>>577749274
Matches seat upholstery in 2001 Ford Focus

this is gonna be interesting

You put a lot of effort into this shitty fake

>>577748586
Full plate you asshat

>>577749274
This nigga right here. #banana

>>577749213
You're a faggot.

>>577745774
Fuck man..

Quick lets stall OP with intellectual questions so the cops can arrest him and we will be rewarded for our help.
>pro tip: ignore what i wrote above if u are OP

OP you got 100 seconds to prove god exists

>pro tip: you cant

Nah it ain't him. Show your face faggot then I'll believe.

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Yes... YES.. HAPPENINGS

>>577749274
Post face you absolute fucking faggot

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YOU ARE OUR HERO OP

>>577749668
delivered what?
what did he deliver, dumbass?

I love this, I live in WA. This is classic

>>577749736
Does it really?

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>>577749274

I bet this 4chan fellow has something to do with this.
>>577746183

>>577749817
you should change the filename in the future lol

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>>577749091
>Notorious 9gag clan

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Holy shit.

>>577749704
who's gonna whine about it? /b/ just wants to see more blood, as usual

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thread theme:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dp3jda591M4

>>577749684
its just a little darker faggot
>>577749397
>captcha also 420

>>577749675

write 9gag on chest

>>577749302
Not necessarily. By replying, I am keeping OP in the thread long enough for authorities to trace his location.

>>577749817
timestamp or GTFO

>>577749817
Timestamp

>>577749684
how has no one else noticed this?

>>577749817
even worse fake.
go die.

>>577749817
>Inb4 people don't realise this is ancient.

Op is a fag
So we famous now?

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This is her sons facebook, feel free to add and send the pics as you please.
profile.php?id=100006359744722&fref=ufi

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>>577745774

Posting in a thread that will surely be eternally screen capped. fuck it.

wait a min op said he will get rid of his phone, this guy is a fag.

>>577749878
that 4chan is a pretty cool guy. he hax celebrity photos and kills womynz and doesn't afraid of anything

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Bracing

i fucking hate jews niggers and sand niggers also americans and football fans

>>577747724
>no magazine
>not real

>>577749684
this

just started monitoring
what is happening guys ?

Now this is a story all about how,


Amber flipped and turned upside down,


I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there,


I'll tell you how I became the famous 4 chan strangler.


Innnnn West Port Orchard born and raised,


On 4 chan is where I spent most of my days. Chillin out, maxin', relaxin all cool. All waiting for Amber's son to get out of school,


When a couple of pics that were up to no good, started making trouble in the neighborhood,


I strangled one little slut and 4chan got scared, I said " Just check the fucking news " about this murder I just shared.


I whistled to her car, a ford focus that was near,


The license plate said "YLYL" and my BB gun was in the rear,


If anything I could suicide by cops when they got there,


But i thought NAH forget it. They'll give me the chair!

op do some fucked up shit you will hero anyways. just for the lulz. do it faggit

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What's the point in the BB gun. The cops already know it isn't a real gun.

>>577749274

If this is really you, they know who you are. They know what you did. They know what you look like, what your car looks like and what your intentions are. There's no going back.

So, just timestamp your fucking face.

Posting in thread of absolute epicness

>>577749963
he already fucking did
god damn it.
what the fuck does that prove?

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> MFW I witnessed toaster steve
> MFW I witnessed the fappening
> MFW I witnessed the 4Chan murderer
> MFW I witnessed the suicide of the 4Chan murderer

>>577750017
I won't do it. But i know some edgy fag will. Do it and post results.

>>577749901
just out of curiosity, what can you tell from the filename?

>>577750104
Nothing at all. It's not the original OP.

>>577750104
it's dave kalac

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posting in epic bread

I dont understand where OP wanna go

>>577750079
he said he had a bb gun

>>577750110
!!!!

>>577750160
>mfw this means you have been here 1 year now
Congrats newfag

What made this woman worth throwing your life away for, faggot? Save the police some paperwork and a bullet and give yourself up.

>>577749836
Kid... you are an idiot. If he is a hero to you... then you must have had a fucked up child hood. Daddy play to rough with your asshole? Did he not use enough lube?

lurkin

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>>577750017
Ohh you silly guy you

>>577750079
>thread yesterday said bb gun
>being this retarded

>>577749274
HES GOT A BEANIE!!!

>>577750123
Maybe he has a real gun and hopes to confuse law enforcement.

They should shoot no matter what just to be on the safe side. Pretend he's Tyrone Ferguson or whoever that nigger who got killed in St. Louis was.

>>577750175
that he saved it from 4chan

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>>577749949

Timestamp pic of face

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>>577750017
you mean you havn't already?

>>577750183
which OP

>>577750110
fuck everything else, we should get this faggot to an hero

>>577750110
FUCKING BASED ANON!

>>577750175
tells us you saved this from 4chan firstoff.
Reverse image that and you find out, you are giant boring outdated fag.

>>577750104
Guy has a gun and says he is behind Oregon shooting, shit is getting real
He just needs to show his face with a timestamp to prove it

http://www45.zippyshare.com/v/51932680/file.html

>>57775011
oh man, if only i had any of those clapping gifs...

>>577750110
that was...beautiful

OP is a fag
so we famous again?

OP is a huge faggot. Stick to your word and go suicide by cops you fucking autist.

DO IT Faggot!!!!

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>>577747724
What the fuck

>>577750280
my daddy was very gentle and was always sure to use plenty of lube.

but this 4chan guy is absolutely my hero

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>>577750280

Don't do it bro

take pic of your face if its you

BUMP LIMIT SOON

hi jon

OP is a liar.

The suspect's license plate ends with a Y, his ends with a V.

OP is a fag. Case closed.

timestamp with face faggot, DO EEEEET

Fuck anyone that thinks that a death of a fellow human is funny.
inb4 im a moralfag.
Well if being a moralfag means not being compleatly numb to others pain and not possesing a total lack of empathy then yes , im a moralfag.

>>577750276
Actually, the bullet would be faster and more efficient for the taxpayer than the complexity and cost of incarceration and a trial.

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>>577750110

http://tinychat com/js0u60

live show

>>577750110
>Innnnn West Port Orchard born and raised,

Worse than Rebecca Black's Friday

>>577750384
you guys actually like that shit? is gay

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>>577750165
That's just fucked up. get that sick shit out of here. we're trying to see dead mutilated women here and you come in and post that shit. gtfo

COME ON OP DO IT YOU FLYING PUSSY

>>577750110
shit son

this thread is dead sewn

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POLICE SCANNER ACTIVITY IT'S HAPPENING!!!!!!!
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/4241/web

Dude. Texting and driving kills. Put the phone down

>>577750416
i hope this is troll

Posting in epic bread because niggers will always hang from said rafters

>>577750125
people keep saying this like he's reading these posts...

if this is actually real, and he's running from the cops, he's DEFINITELY not stopping to read each post. it makes sense that he'd upload a pic every now and then when he's able

>>577750594
he covered the tail of the 'Y'`

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look at me

This is prime entertainment. Postinh in borderline epic thread.

Hopefully OP can confirm furthermore

>hurr durr the plates are wrong
He was in a car chase and crashed the car, he's either got a new car or its just a random WA fag causing shit

>>577750594

its been covered over you moron

op more confirmation of valid david kalac. also kill someone

also the feds can suck my balls

Do you realize the shitstorm thats going to rain down on this website once the mainstream media and feminist jews get winds that some anon murdered this chick for our entertainment, you faggots have officially fucked this website for good, FUCK

>>577750664
>http://tinychat com/js0u60
awww yiss

Hey FBI

>>577750175
Google the file name. You'll see.

>>577748960
This is the hacker known as Four Chan.

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>>577748041
God dammit get with it faggot
Shit is goin down

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>>577749452

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>>577750629
Where do you think you are?

cidlix

>>577750848
Faggot

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>>577750071

Hello FBI.

http://www.oregonlive.com/pacific-northwest-news/index.ssf/2014/11/newport_homicide_relatives_of.html#incart_river

>>577750664
>http://tinychat com/js0u60
YES! YES! YES! THIS IS KILLING ME!

I just want to be in this thread

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You gone die

>>577750848
Piss off, we're all just innocent bystanders here.

>>577750873
no your just a faggot go back to reddit you clearly should not be here

>>577750925
hi

>>577750294
Nice id.