Let's start some more rumors! Rule No.1: Post what rumor

Maybe post a rumor about a cure? Give some fucking hope for once? False hope, sure, but hope all the same? And for you sick fucks who just wanna watch the world burn, they'll be even more scared when they find out it's fake.

That guy who murdered that chick in port arthur did it because she was distributing child porn

>>577681362
The guy who murdered that chick was an active moderator of Reddit, and was using the site as a cover to distribute Child Porn.

>>577681216
Moralfag

>>577681092
Do you realize the shitstorm thats going to rain down on this website once the mainstream media and feminist jews get winds that some anon started ebola rumours for our entertainment, you faggots have officially fucked this website for good, FUCK.

The guy who killed the woman is from tumblr ans reddit

>>577681440
this one.

>>577681563
you must be new here.

>>577681092

>could infected

sage goes in all fields

Spread rumors about how ios8 is broken and will make your phone battery blow up and make a couple of shopped articles straight from Apple saying how to fix the problem but it will just brick their phones. #brokenios8

>>577681563
gtfo then.

>>577681440
this one
>>577681624
>>577681696
you got b8'd m8

>>577681563
is this a pasta?

>>577681440
Alright how are we doing this?

Pauly Shore wanted for questions after reports of being linked to filipino underage sex trafficking during a short vacation to the Philippines.

>>577681440
This one

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>>577681440
THIS

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>>577681092

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xlmj3V2njk8

>>577681092
How about... King Jong un is gay.
I don't fuckin' know.

Nothing better than that?

>>577681440
Yes

>>577682213
Kim* the fuck, autocorrect?

Someone employed by Rantic killed Amber Lynn in another sick attempt to shut down 4chan.

>>577681440
this

>>577681814
Yep, this fag keeps posting in every thread.

>>577681440
rawl for dis

>>577681440
>>577681624
>>577681783
>>577682050
>>577682042
>>577682280

Ok agreed, so how?

>>577682297
this could work

>>577681440
oh god pls this one

>>577681837
go to any reddit page concerning a moderator, change the text to make it say "im the murderer blah blah blah" and screen shot it, tweet it with #redditmurder #4chan

Then when people ask for link, say that he took it down, and provide them with a deleted post link. I might be getting this wrong because I don't go on reddit, but this is just an idea,

>>577682358
Fake twitter/tumblr accounts with posts, gonna need some bogus news article too probz

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>>577681440

rolling for this

>>577682338
Do you realize the shitstorm thats going to rain down on this website once the mainstream media and feminist jews get winds that some anon murdered this chick for our entertainment, you faggots have officially fucked this website for good, FUCK

>>577681440
sounds good

>>577681440
vote

>>577682415
this this this this this this this

do we even have the numbers for this shit anymore?

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>>577682415

>>577682485
Of course we do.

>>577681440
This

>>577681563
fresh pasta?

>>577682253
I was expecting more than one idea from us. Disappointing OP answers his own thread for new rumors.

4chan has finally opened his website for kids older than 12.
I want to see the ban hammer dropped on those underage fags once they step foward to claim their age.
#chankids

>>577682432
This is not the first time something like this is happening, newfag.

>>577681440
we need an hashtag for this.
Any ideas?

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>>577682420
I think I did it right.

>>577682869
No, the fuck you didn't

>>577682485
Random reddit post, that we could manipulate or get info off of
>inb4 info off internet
http://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/2lbl76/anon_murders_someone/

The news article that covers the story so far
http://www.inquisitr.com/1586612/4chan-murder-user-posts-pictures-of-dead-woman-in-port-orchard-washington-could-be-planning-police-ambush/

>>577682869
4chan murderer from reddit. lel

>>577682869
lol
that is shit writting bro

>>577682869
don't photoshop CNN!
Once they'll check CNN twitter and they won't find this, the rumor will be busted.

>>577682869
Do another, but Fox News twitter. You know they'd report this shit without fact checking.

OP here.

I would suggest the hashtag: 4chan4justice. But im pretty low on ideas atm

>>577681440
this x100000000000000000

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>>577682869
Lol wut

>>577683047
Kek sorry, first time doing shit like this
>>577683061
Fuck. Give me a channel to whoop and then someone give me text to do so is im shit at writing this.

>>577681440
This
#PortOrchardKiller

>>577681563
I prefer lasagna, but this kind of pasta will have to do for now.

>>577683197
Let's go for this one. But we need to wait to have a proper content to go with it. Otherwise, the rumor will not work.

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>>577681563

>>577681440
roolling for this

>>577682869
>I think I did it right.
lel

>>577681440
this one

girls have cuties

I think it's better to photoshop actual news site instead of twitter.
It's less likely ppl will check it.

>>577681440
Do you realize the shitstorm thats going to rain down on this website once the mainstream media and feminist jews get winds that some anon murdered this chick for our entertainment, you faggots have officially fucked this website for good, FUCK

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Is this better?

how about something like uh
a 4chainer posted pics of a dead chick online or something
i dont know, LOL

>>577682826
#redditmurder
#PortOrchardKiller

>>577683512
top kek m8

>>577681440
THIS

>>577683548
I'm trying to prepare a pic of news

>>577681440
YES PLEASE ,I love you Anon

>>577683504
Idiots, how is this supposed to work?

They will just check Fox news' tweets and see its not there, and then the rumor is fucked.

>>577683504
Not bad. That's twice the retweets I'd expected from a Fox News twitter alert.

>>577683504

nope, you have to identify Reddit, you know what it is, but as a news agency you can't assume that your readers know

"4chan murderer" also sounds stupid, use "Port Orchard killer" or something

>>577682869

New discovery in the murder of a Washington woman last night and the reasoning behind her sudden death, authorities say the woman was a moderator for popular website Reddit nd that she was using the site for the distribution of child pornography. Etc

Also, we can say that the killer was involved on SJW groups

>>577683804
I don't think that fits in a twitter message.

>>577681440
Definetly this

>>577683804
The idea was that the killer, no the woman, was an active moderator of reddir

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How about this? A non popular news source. could be usable

The CDC has told me that ebola has spread their our water system and everyone should be using filters so they don't get ebola.

>>577683804
so the guy that murdered her was an eccentric SJW reddit moderator... brilliant ^,~m

and that isn't sarcastic lol

fuck SJWs. ps this will work even better since today's the fifth, so anon will be getting attention as it is for being SJW faggots

>>577683907
>>577683504
Don't use "4chan killer", use "Port Orchard Killer"

>>577681216
False hope is twice as fucked up faggot

>>577682869
full retard

>>577683995
err wait, so he's an eccentric SJW who killed her for using her reddit moderation priveledges to distribute child porn

*fixed

captcha: mutseep prosecuted

>>577683864

Authorities say a Washington woman, murdered last night was discovered to be a moderator of the popular website reddit and was using the site to distribute child porn Washington police believe this to be the motive for her killer.

Do a website then?

>>577683897

Why not justify her murder? It would get the heat off of 4chan better than vice versa.

>>577681440
Rolling

>>577683804
It's bad enough for her family that she was killed, it would be awful to lead them to believe that she was distributing cp as well. Just stick to pinning the cp on the murderer.

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>>577683804
You got it, dude

>>577682297
>Someone employed by Rantic killed Amber Lynn in another sick attempt to shut down 4chan.

This one sounds good

>>577684142
It is not believable.

A woman, moderator of reddit, and distributing child porn?

It is more likely that the killer killed that woman for unknown reasons, and as the investigations progress, we find out he was not only a reddit.com moderator, but also using this site as a cover for child porn global distribution.

>>577684238
Don't be a moralfag, they'll get through it.

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>>577683907
Better

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>>577684361
Ok changed she to he

>>577684304
too much text for twitter

>>577681440
Lets do this shit.

>>577684304
The killer was meant to be the redditor, not the victim.

>>577684304
Dude. I said this. You can't fit that much in a tweet. It's fucking obvious it's fake when you guys write paragraphs.

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>>577684238
NIGGER, FUCK YOUR MORALS

>>577684238
I agree, but regardless of her family we should pin it to murderer.


M00t will have to go to court again.
"Mr. Pool, what exactly does Newfag mean?"

>>577684536
Fuck. I guess I gotta shorten this shit. What's the largest amount of characters you could put?

>>577684424

Breaking news in the murder of a port orchard resident, authorities claim the killer to be an employee of Rantic, a marketing and advertising company known to have ongoing conflict with 4chan.com

Or something like this.

What font is used on CNN? I wanna give it a try

>>577684652
like 140?

the victim descoved about the cp distriduting thus got her killed?

>>577684652
I think it's the same as SMS. Not sure how much exactly.

Btw., anyone got vola rooms?

>>577684652
140 characters per message.

>>577684748
I like dis one

>>577684652
140 unless I got Alzheimer ten minutes ago

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>>577684748
has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

>>577684391
Dis looks goood

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>>577684702
Ok

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>>577684950
>>577685005
This too

we might need new thread, this one's gonna 404 soon

>>577685092
Why thank you

>>577685092
Fixed the length issue

Wait? Someone from reddit killed a woman?

>>577685053
Name of city with capital letter.

>>577685092
Kek'd.

>>577685225
no

>>577685053
>4chan.com
>4chan.org

I'm not going to make you feel any worse about that mistake...

>>577684748
This so hard

>>577685225
first victim is here. on 4chan.
not even kek'd

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>>577681092

>Tfw I've had a bag of Doritos in the past 4 days

>>577685271
I just copied and pasted another anon's story.

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>mfw this thread

>>577685053
>4chan.com

>>577685271

I'm on my iPad home and haven't slept, justified?getting on computer now.

>>577685271
It's good, misleading the fucktards

>>577681440
best.

>>577684702
>>577685053
>4chan.com

>>577681440
This

#StopRedditCP

>>577683650
this, lmbo

>>577685402
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD

>>577685638

port orchard resident confronted man hours before her death about distributing child pornography on reddit

>>577685671
why, what's wrong with this thread?

>>577681092
Port Orchard 4chan murder was bondage session gone wrong - perpetrator is known broney, accidentally strangled partner trying to put a saddle and bridle on her

>>577681563
copypasta faggot

>>577685727
bump limit will soon be reached.

>tfw teaching newfags the secrets of 4chan
>tfw no face

We had a warning cunts:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8h2ypwgjgU&list=UUPsDdWokYPtOQ7OXXcdUTRw
How to say no

>>577681216
A cure for ebola that only works on jews.

>>577685908
it's nowhere near the bump OR image limit

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>>577685053
>4chan.com
>.com
>com

>>577685994
sure it is m8

>>577685908
>145 / 20

wat

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>>577681092
>MFW I'm eating Doritos right now

>>577681092

>20 votes

This isn't leddit faggot. OP truly is a fag.

>>577685092
I like this.

>>577686178
He's obviously not a native of /b/. heck I don't even know what board has a bump limit of 150

>>577681440
>Do you realize the shitstorm thats going to rain down on this website once the mainstream media and feminist jews get winds that some anon murdered this chick for our entertainment, you faggots have officially fucked this website for good, FUCK
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>>577686325
nigga

>>577685962
Fuck sake this one pls!!!

>>577685538
This

>>577685962
Yes.

>>577685962
the media would never say "jews".
say "israelis and people of israeli descent"

To everyone saying they would just check the site to see if this is true or not, you are fucking idiots. These tumblrfags and SJW queers would never waste the four seconds it takes to look this shit up when they could be the first to comment on the great injustice described in the shoops.

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>>577681662

yet you failed to sage

>>577683504
"child pornography" does not take capitals. They're a dead giveaway that it's fake.

>>577687201
>implying FOX has competent editors