New Zealand thread. NZfags get in here.
WHO /BEAUY AND JUSTICE CREW/ HERE?
kiwi fag in aus here. vettori gona win world cup
Carrying out the mission eh mate
Have you guys ever heard of Flying Nun Records or the Dunedin sound?
I've been listening to a lot of artists from that label, and holy shit. I never knew you guys had such a great music scene back in the 80s/90s.
>voted for internet-mana party
>Have you guys ever heard of Flying Nun Records or the Dunedin sound?
>I've been listening to a lot of artists from that label, and holy shit. I never knew you guys had such a great music scene back in the 80s/90s.
Yeah theyre good aye. Straightjacket fits, the bats, the chills, Chris Knox etc
please don't murder her
At least now I know if I'm going to strangle her that it's harder than it looks ;)
I'm worried she's going to bite my dick off or whip out a huge dildo and fuck me in the ass. I mean, I met her on /b/ for god's sake.
>whip out a huge dildo and fuck me in the ass.
>at park with friends
>shooting roman candles at each other
>accidentally start small fire
>pour entire bottle of wine over said fire
hey that's me.
Gday m8, sorry just chilling with friends ATM gotta wait till 1 for this other dude to come round so we can finish the rest of the fire works. I hope you don't mind how late it will be ^^
nope i tried that k2 when it was out but that's it
that legal shit is for natives who dont want to spare the extra few dollars on a tin
i was just working at night so i was sleeping though the day
american here, is NZ a nice place to visit for a vacation? i have a couple friends there i've ben meaning to visit for a while now, but i'm just wondering is it worth it, one lives in invercargill
Nah, shouldn't be a problem. We both stay up quite late anyway.
I guess we really won't know each other till we meet up. For what it's worth though, I don't plan on posting anything on /b/ or doing stupid shit.
kek i feel good knowing i have ruined your chance to meet your potential soul mate if you believe in that shit
the anon you are meeting is probably just a normal guy, go with someone else you can trust and keep your phone ready to dial 111 lol
Your country's shit tier, can't even get your own fucking flag.
Invercargill Fag reporting
You dumb fucking Australian, use cannot get your own either. At least we are trying to recreate. Our own. You bunch of convicts with or primitive brain are so proud of your outdated peace of rag we wipe our ass with
>on the dole for 12 months after leaving school
>WINZ ask me what's going on
>apply for hundreds of jobs
>only 4 companies have asked me in for an interview
Fuck job interviews, and fuck not having any work references or anything impressive on my CV. Even Pak 'n Slave didn't want me
We met on a NZ thread. Some anon asked if their were any femanons out who wanted to meet up but was too beta to follow through. I ended up jumping in his place.
We're both in Dunners.
Anyone Hastings here?
Think of one of the poorer areas of your nearest large city.
That's the entirety of Invercargill.
Covered in white trash, gangs, and druggies last time I went there
Nah gave it too your mum last night, I don't want that shit back
>huw cun i red da sendences?!!?
That made no sense whatsoever. Typical New Zealander. The IQ of a turnip. Rugby is their life. Hurr durr go da All Blacks!
the guy i met spagettied all over the place
and texted his sister tho call him up for some emergency and then made her drive to my place to pick him up. i knew the whole time
Its good to have a mayor that takes charge aye
>black peace of abbo shit
I'm not Australian. I just live here. Good try though.
It can be pretty freaky meeting someone off 4chan I guess.. but you'd think if he actually got to your place he'd go through with it.
How'd you guys find each other?
nz thread, was horny and needing weed. said he was coming down from auckland one weekend. hooked it up. he didnt even have weed and we didnt fuck (obviously)
also he's probably in this thread right now
I'm 21. And you should be the one going to bed, son. English is your country's first language yet it seems you haven't grasped it quite yet. Typical NZer. Hurr durr
Well at least it sounds like I can't balls it up that badly. At least he was just beta and wasn't some crazy.
I don't think anyone on these threads actually has weed to spare. If we did we'd be smoking it instead of shitposting on /b/
ok 1/3 of our population lives in Auckland you might as well just say "north island faggot here"
pretty much anywhere where two or more people will fit
more for me
The park at night isn't too bad depending where oy live.
>Used to go out to park at night almost all the time
>Filipino lady gets killed, body found a few meters from home
>Get edgy as fuck whenever I go out at night
Oh you really are a weed noob
It's not that you will balls it up it's that you will be sorely dissapointed...to the point it wont end up happening.
these threads are bad and you should feel bad
it's the only thing i can do for you, hyung
forgot your epik animeme reaction picture
my bad, thought you were referring to the incident at the bar in town.
Yeah just fucking cars that see yours parked in a secluded spot and slow down. instant boner killer. but looks like its my best option at this point huh
>these threads are bad and you should feel bad
just kidding, hyung.
who's your waifu?
You're my waifu, anon.
Nah sorry dude, haven't been around that area so I don't know any places there, ones I know of wouldn't be worth the travel time taking financial problems into account.
Okay we can just be friends, that's all i wanted in the first place....anything more is a bonus. And pretty good aye, did them up by the brewery before....we just did sparklers then and we have another box to do later.
Coz im uglYY and boring