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OP DELIVERED???? FUCK

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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OP DELIVERED???? FUCK
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>>577586759
What happened?
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>>577586759
wait some OP said he'd do this?
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>>577586886
>>577586886

This guy strangled a girl, tons of threads up right now about it, or awhile ago like an hr ago
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>>577586886
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>>577587261
I just got home from work then gym I had no clue
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are we done waiting now?
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>>577587372
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>>577586759
I'm calling bullshit OP.
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did he fuck her before he strangled her?
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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
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Oh for fucks sake. I literally went out for a jog when this happened. I always miss out on the good shit.
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>>577586759
link or its fake shit
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Sauce on the image.
I've never seen a photo faked before.
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>>577587372
Kind of looks like she's been dead at least 24 hours?
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>>577587756
jog.... yeah right time stamp?
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Holy shit is this real?!
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http://www.portorchardindependent.com/news/281529201.html
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>>577579571

>>577575513

they got screencaps of the original thread
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>>577586759
link or STFU
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http://www.portorchardindependent.com/news/281529201.html might not be here doe
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>>577587834
http://www.portorchardindependent.com/news/281529201.html
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>>577587834
http://www.portorchardindependent.com/news/281529201.html

seems legit..
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>>577586759
Is it some kind of new thing in which we just start a thread with a screencap of a news site and say OP DELIVERED HOLY SHIT?
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portorchardindependent.com/news/281529201.html
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>>577586759

>bitch with her neck red as fuck, not breathing, blue as my balls
>POSSIBLE homocide

wtf
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>>577588106

sorry i let some people know it happened bud i wont do it next time
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Bravo original OP.
Best thread in a while.
Now An Hero on livestream.
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Well fuck me
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>>577586759

oh shit...i remember that guy the other night..i went to bed before it got 404

>update me on what he did?
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>>577588106

If you'd seen the other threads on the subject, you's have known what was going on, instead of looking like an idiot.
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It's happening
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I'm in a forensic class in a masters program now so bear with me - most likely she was strangled with that piece of string next to the body. She's blue because she was deprived of oxygen hence the bulging in her eyes.

This is really sad though
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>>577588551
more like, "It happened"
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Wasn't he supposed to wait for the cops with a fake gun, planning to get shot by them ? OP didn't deliver, still a faggot
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is he going to cop suicide? or has he run?!?! where is the BB gun someone inform police so they dont kill him!!
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>>577588564
SWEET OBSERVATIONS /B/RO, I never would have figured that out!
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>>577588564
Seems legit enough.
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>>577588161
I'm assuming possible as in could have been suicide.
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holy shit
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>>577587372

too soon son
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>>577588564
Wow. Any dumbshit could tell you this.
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Ayy lmao
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>>577588713
Read the original thread, faggot.
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I'm in a pottery class in a masters program now so bear with me - most likely she was strangled with that piece of string next to the body. She's blue because she was deprived of oxygen hence the bulging in her eyes.

This is really sad though
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"Deputies and South Kitsap Fire and Rescue emergency personnel responded to the scene about 4 p.m. Nov. 4. after a report of a woman who was assaulted and later died.

Investigators are on the scene determining the cause of death."
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That story's a day old retards
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I'm in a banana class in a masters program now so bear with me - most likely she was strangled with that piece of string next to the body. She's blue because she was deprived of oxygen hence the bulging in her eyes.

This is really sad though
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I'm in a sowing and knitting class in a masters program now so bear with me - most likely she was strangled with that piece of string next to the body. She's blue because she was deprived of oxygen hence the bulging in her eyes.

This is really sad though
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>>577589004
i chuckled good
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I'm in a women's studies class in a masters program now so bear with me - most likely she was strangled with that piece of string next to the body. She's blue because she was deprived of oxygen hence the bulging in her eyes.

This is really sad though
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>>577589004
>I'm in an intro to sign language class in a masters program now so bear with me - most likely she was strangled with that piece of string next to the body. She's blue because she was deprived of oxygen hence the bulging in her eyes.

This is really sad though
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>>577588746
possible until they have absolute proof it was homicide. I'm mean, they're probably 99.9% sure, but you need and autopsy to confirm it.
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>>577587372
What's linking this thread to that news story?
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I live like ten minutes from there.
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>>577589353
She's blue because not eating bananas like a crazy
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>>577589353
I'm in Proctologist class in a masters program now so bear with me - most likely she was strangled with that piece of string next to the body. She's blue because she was deprived of oxygen hence the bulging in her eyes.

This is really sad though
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I'll always remember the day when I saw this thread, I saw the original one. THE ORIGINAL.
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op said he was gonna cop-suicide by pulling a BB Gun, no mention of that, did he puss out?
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>>577589004
I'm an ex military sniper in a special forces program now so bear with me - most likely she was killed by erotic asphyxiation from the yarn not next to the body. She's blue because she had too much oxygen hence the bulging in her sockets.

This is really sad though.
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posting in a crazy thread
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>>577589529
this. what's linking them?
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Police scanner just said 1 in custody, not sure if it was OP or another case.
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whoa im out
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>>577589728
/b/ we may be fucked. The publicity this is going to bring is gonna be quite unwanted. I can already see "Hacker 4Chan helped this guy kill a girl" on Fox tonight.
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>>577589712
if he did, we should call the local polis fags and tell them to check the local stores who sell bb guns, walmart, etc to see who bought em recently keke kekeeke
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>>577589712
They might not have found him yet.
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>>577586759

He promised a suicide by cop.

I hope he delivers or hes still a faggot.
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>>577589529
the location and the time between when it happened and when the story appeared.
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>>577589945
Also,
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/3727/web
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>>577589529
>>577589828

http://www.portorchardindependent.com/news/281529201.html
>in port orchard
>woman assaulted and dead
>timing seems to align with child getting home from school

Nothing definitive but it's a start, waiting for news to develop more on story
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>>577589574
real OC?
you never see it coming?
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>>577588729
quite
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portorchardindependent
DOT
com
SLASH
news
SLASH
281529201
DOT
html

DAT FUCKING GUY IN THE COMMENTS SECTION
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>>577589945
link to scanner pl0x
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>>577589990
Who is this "4chan" and what role did he play in the murder?
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Better close 4chan for this and not for the fappening
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>>577588898
>>577589353
>>577589556


You know what...

>Fucking kill yourselves
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>>577590164
lurk more
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>>577590053
NO! you know what would be great.. Call the polis and warn that he plans to do the suicide by cop and bring swat team and take him down with bulletproof gear and make him suffer in jail hueeeeeee
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>>577586759
I live in Kitsap and haven't heard shit. I'll keep an eye out for this, though.
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>>577590005
dont be a snitch bitchfag
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He said that the kid will call 911 when he gets home from school, he also said he would use a BB gun for something can't remember
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>>577588564
False, I have a doctorate in forensics so bear with me here, but this is clearly a big misconception.
You see, the hair on her head is flowing down, towards the bed. Another factor here is the pillow comforting her back. Last we notice a closet door, which suspiciously matches up with the rest of the room quite well, almost too well.
From here, I can conclude we are on the set of Monsters Inc. 3, and this was the rape, and unfortunate eventual murder scene, where Mike and Sully start abusing their power with the doors. It is upon this scene, however, that they finally understand. It is for this reason, all these years, they were called by humans what they were called. It was for this, they earned the name "Monsters". Upon this revelation, they banish themselves to the Himalayas, where the Abominable Snowman exclaims "I got more snow cones!"
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>>577590125
woops
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Lol, Eddie bisschops.
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>>577588352
Original OP said he had a BB gun that look realistic.
He was gonna pull the gun out and have the cops shoot him.
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I'm in a puppetry class in a masters program now so bear with me - most likely she was strangled with that piece of string next to the body. She's blue because she was deprived of oxygen hence the bulging in her eyes.

This is really sad though
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>>577587975
you realize those screencaps and thread are from a few hours ago right?
Could you be any more dense?
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Did he say why he strangled her?
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>>577590178
hes an expert level hacker, like snowden but even better at hacking
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Look at this faggot
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I capped the whole thread on my phone while I was getting ready to head out and 5 minutes later it it was dead. Did OP ever say anything new or was it just the 3 original responses?
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>>577590361
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>>577590475
i've been here since the first original post, i can confirm this is 100% true and still going.
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/3727
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>>577590164
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/3727/web
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lol
if the killer commits suicide by cop (or more likely fails at it) then we'll know it was true
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>>577590583
WHAT THE FUCK EDDY YOU FAT FUCK
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Wow, what a time to be alive.
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>>577590053
>adrianandias

fucking niggers
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>>577589990
Because this isn't the hundredth fucking time that this has happened? Oh wait...
Fucking newfag.
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>>577590585
Just the 3
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Wow, what's funny Kendra? Not the emoticon I would have picked.
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>>577590539
for teh lulz
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>>577590583
He's a faggot for sure but by the time anyone notices his comment the thread will be gone for good.
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>>577590361
highly underrated post. keked so hard
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>>577589990
this isn't the first time this has happened, and /b/ is still here.
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where did she go......
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it says the're determining cause of death thoguh. judging from the pictures, isn't it obvious that most likely she was strangled with that piece of string next to the body and she's blue because she was deprived of oxygen hence the bulging in her eyes?

This is really sad though
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>>577586759
Praise our lord and savior Jesup Christ.
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any local places in port orchard to get good clam chowder to go?
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I'm an homicidal maniac with anti-social behavior and deprived state of mind so bear with me - most likely she was strangled with that piece of string next to the body. She's blue because she was deprived of oxygen hence the bulging in her eyes.

This is really funny though
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If you could just contact bat man, that'd be great.
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>>577586759
did he ever say why he killed her?
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>>577588106
Hurrr, I don't lurk enough. Everyone please accommodate me. You're literally everything wrong with America at the moment.
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>>577590805
/tips fedora I am le sociopath too xd +1
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wow.

how unbelievably saddd...

i emailed last post to local police
i hope he goes DOWN. wat a sick fuck. god damnit i really wish it was a sick prank but i guess it wasnt... wat the ever living fuck..

n posting in epic thread.
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Eddy the snitch
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yeah, cho promised us a new high score and then went out and fukken got it. /b/ is still fucking here.
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this is obviously death by nerve gas smdh
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>>577590583
he is the murderer
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>>577590876
nope
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Some1 snitch to the cops that he only has a bb gun so he rots in jail lol.
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>>577590927
edgy bitchchops
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>>577590805
>strangling someone with a shoestring
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threads are 404ing like fucking crazy! We need to keep this one going
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>>577590583
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>>577590583
(facebook)/profile.php?id=100008276580414&ref=ts&fref=ts
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>>577590926
>goes to 4chan
>White knights
Like seriously dude?
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>>577588858
YOU DON'T SAY? Fucking cancer. Congrats, you are this stupid.
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other thread just died. down to 1
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>>577590790
How do you know she wasn't poisoned and then strangled? It's highly unlikely, but you don't know until you run some tests.
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>bump limit
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>>577591065
the face of /b/ right now sadly...
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Well, this is it for me. I hope OP enjoys whatever is waiting for him. I hope it's painful.
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>>577591065
>>577590583
>>577586759
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>>577591027
You are a real life faggot. today op was not one and that's what we're gonna do? No gtfo.
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>>577586759
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHIT
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>>577591163
>lump bimit
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>>577591131
Shiite. We're on our own now.
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>>577587372
show the cops on the web link to verify proof for generations of newfags
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An English speaker calling the cops ?
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>>577586759

I think it's time for some fun.
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I'm Kendra with an practicing for my emoticon degree so bear with me - most likely she was strangled with that piece of string next to the body. She's blue because she was deprived of oxygen hence the bulging in her eyes.

I would use a funny emoticon for this though
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eddy is probs that fag heaven
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>>577590963
>>577590963

Impossibru, he lives in the Netherlands.
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>>577590876
She wouldn't date him even though he told her about how much of a gentleman he was and how he'd take care of her and her kid and that she could have sex with other men if she wanted to as long as she washed afterwards. So he killed her.
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wish this 4chan would stop killing people and stuff man
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toasting in epic bread
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>>577591086
have you been on vacation? /b/ is sjw central now. fucking gawker interns run this place for hotpockets
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Edge.
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>>577591210
this
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>>577590926
I'm a white knight faggot who spends most of his time on the internet jacking it to hentai so bear with me - most likely she was strangled with that piece of string next to the body. She's blue because she was deprived of oxygen hence the bulging in her eyes.

This is really sad though
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>>577586759
>Mfw these threads
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>>577588564
No shit sherlock
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>>577591247

look mom im forcing a meme!
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>>577591245
kek
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>>577591210
HAHAHAHAHA
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>>577591065
we should dox him l8er
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>>577591247
Wow, what's funny Kendra? Not the emoticon I would have picked.
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>>577590361
PERHAPS HE MOVED HER ??? HMMMMNNNNNN????
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>>577590583
HOLY SHIT SANDRA BULLOCK LIED!
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>>577591150
trust me man, I'm a forensic naked blue-eyed corpse expert, so bear with me
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Someone call the police and tell them he plans to suicide by cop with a bb gun
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Sent everything to the police. I hope they catch this scumbag.
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>>577591342
>implying not all meem's are forced
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>mfw
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>>577591285
You're a retard.
You missed it by a long shot, faggot.
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>>577591245
Time to comment this wherever i can
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>>577588106
>>577589529
Original thread:
http://imcute.yt/b/thread/577569087/

>>577590640. Same here
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"why are we talking about south park this is a serious story"
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>>577590539
Internet fame
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if this is real, holy fucking shit.
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>>577589990
WHO IS 4CHAN? WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?
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>>577589004
I'm an ex-interstellar diplomat so bear with me - most likely she was abducted by aliens and that piece of string next to the body was left behind. She's blue because she was subjected to standard experimentation proceedures hence the bulging in her eyes.

This is really sad though
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>>577591394
yessss it will be great!
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>>577588564
>you see, the lack of life would indicate that she is most likely dead
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>>577591210
neat
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>>577591264

you're making this up right?? no one can really be this much of an asshole..
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Posting in epic bread.
Omgz lulz jk but srsly
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this is really sad though
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>>577589296
>http://www.portorchardindependent.com/news/281529201.html
"arrived at the scene about 4 p.m. Nov. 4."
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>>577590583

This guy needs raiding
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>>577591210
HAHAHAHA FUCK ME
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Dear 4chan,
This time you have gone too far
we will make sure this website gets deleted from the earth now faggots
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http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/3727
they hunting OP right now.
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>>577591394
do it faggots
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>>577591245

LOL

What a faggot.
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>>577588551
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>>577591247
claassic kendra
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lol 300 people listening to the police radio
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>>577591263
Nothing is impossibru man
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>>577591528
Arrived at the scene at around 4pmchan, nov 4chan
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>>577591394
this
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>>577591245
posting this picture of himself, trying to immortalize himself as the next meme
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>>577588564
'A woman turned green last night after breathing in a green gas.
'Could this be linked to the green cloud over the hospital's air vent? 'I was cruising down to Ward B to find out.
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>>577591578
YAAAAAAAAAS DO IT, WE MUST SOIL OP"S PLANS!
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>>577590301

>take him down with bulletproof gear

kek
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Behold! It is I, Sir Edmund Bisschops!!!! I am the murderous OP who will not deliver on my suicide by cop claim for I am a faggot.
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>>577591528
what is that in eastern time?
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>>577591550
Hold up I'm sending pizzas
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>>577591210
Nice one
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>>577586759
Bull shit
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>>577591569
As if this is the first time this has happened. Gtfo faghit
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